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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Beautifull on January 04, 2008, 04:55:15 PM
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I got this idea from watching the Birdhouse video. Just seeing all those ugly dudes on one team just made me ill while watching the video. Pretty much every single one of those dudes excluding a few, but especially Figgy were very hard on the eyes. So my question goes, "who are the ugliest skaters"? Because I think that looks does play into your marketability. Look at Dylan Reider. The fact that he's easy on the eyes and skates like a beast makes him that much more appealing. But my basic point is that it's like the boy band syndrome. The best looking dude always leads the group and gets the most 'play'.
Ugly list:
1. That red headed dude that was a crazy party animal but killed it skating. I think his last sponsor was American Dream
2. Cario foster before his acne cleared up. Never impressed with his hammers
3. LIzard king.
4. Nate sherwood
Oh, by the way NO HOMO.
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i only skate with people who are as cute as a button.
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louie barletta and caswell are pretty cute not to mention
gah that one i guess mexican guy on emerica with the long hair...
i forgot his name
i think the thread should be " best ugly skater"
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lols the cheif is my type i luv his long hair but i don't dig bald guyz so every hammer he droppeded in that time period obviously didn't count
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does "no homo" work if the person saying it is obviously a homosexual?
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does "no homo" work if the person saying it is obviously a homosexual?
"so homo"
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God where is Gaydar these days anyways?
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I got this idea from watching the Birdhouse video. Just seeing all those ugly dudes on one team just made me ill while watching the video. Pretty much every single one of those dudes excluding a few, but especially Figgy were very hard on the eyes. So my question goes, "who are the ugliest skaters"? Because I think that looks does play into your marketability. Look at Dylan Reider. The fact that he's easy on the eyes and skates like a beast makes him that much more appealing. But my basic point is that it's like the boy band syndrome. The best looking dude always leads the group and gets the most 'play'.
Ugly list:
1. That red headed dude that was a crazy party animal but killed it skating. I think his last sponsor was American Dream
2. Cario foster before his acne cleared up. Never impressed with his hammers
3. LIzard king.
4. Nate sherwood
Oh, by the way NO HOMO.
Don't drop the soap around this guy
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http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=3094.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=3094.0)
808 layin down da law!!
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I got this idea from watching the Birdhouse video. Just seeing all those ugly dudes on one team just made me ill while watching the video. Pretty much every single one of those dudes excluding a few, but especially Figgy were very hard on the eyes. So my question goes, "who are the ugliest skaters"? Because I think that looks does play into your marketability. Look at Dylan Reider. The fact that he's easy on the eyes and skates like a beast makes him that much more appealing. But my basic point is that it's like the boy band syndrome. The best looking dude always leads the group and gets the most 'play'.
Ugly list:
1. That red headed dude that was a crazy party animal but killed it skating. I think his last sponsor was American Dream
2. Cario foster before his acne cleared up. Never impressed with his hammers
3. LIzard king.
4. Nate sherwood
Oh, by the way NO HOMO.
hey guys lets pick on Beautiful!
*BargainShopper* has unofficially turned this thread into- 3 word association for Beautiful exclusivly!
faggish lying poser
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I got this idea from watching the Birdhouse video. Just seeing all those ugly dudes on one team just made me ill while watching the video. Pretty much every single one of those dudes excluding a few, but especially Figgy were very hard on the eyes. So my question goes, "who are the ugliest skaters"? Because I think that looks does play into your marketability. Look at Dylan Reider. The fact that he's easy on the eyes and skates like a beast makes him that much more appealing. But my basic point is that it's like the boy band syndrome. The best looking dude always leads the group and gets the most 'play'.
Ugly list:
1. That red headed dude that was a crazy party animal but killed it skating. I think his last sponsor was American Dream
2. Cario foster before his acne cleared up. Never impressed with his hammers
3. LIzard king.
4. Nate sherwood
Oh, by the way NO HOMO.
*BargainShopper* has unofficially turned this thread into- 3 word association for Beautiful exclusivly!
faggish lying poser
Whack-ass-bitch
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and this is why people make fun of this dudes posts. ugly skaters thread.....
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(http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/dylim/MarkGonzalez2.jpg)
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^ i need a towel
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(http://birdhouseskateboards.com/images/team/ploesser_portrait.jpg)
Randy Ploesser
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ya momma
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deep you have a great avatar
Beautiful you don't and your rep dropped 10 points since this after noon
and i got arrested today.
:(
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deep you have a great avatar
Beautiful you don't and your rep dropped 10 points since this after noon
and i got arrested today.
:(
why dont you make one for me
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Gayer: Triple tre flips or or grown men talking about other men's ugly faces... hmmm.
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beautiful isnt a grwon man, he's an accident child
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(http://content2.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz6/26524/26524_res1.jpg)
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YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING FAGS. WHY ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT ANOTHER GUYS FACE LIKE THAT
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Haha unless the dude is mad ugly I don't think anyone (straight male anyway, obviously not you) would really care about his looks.
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why does no one realize that Beautifull is a fake account
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(http://birdhouseskateboards.com/images/team/ploesser_portrait.jpg)
Randy Ploesser
I now see why they call him Dolphin....
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What about Jak Barnett that dude was pretty ugly
He killed it by the way does anybody know what happened to him.
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someone once told me "the better at skateboarding you get, the uglier you get"
hmmm
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this is so gay
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YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING FAGS. WHY ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT ANOTHER GUYS FACE LIKE THAT
It's funny. Only dudes that are actually gay and are not comfortable with their own sexuality would say something like you do. Grow the fuck up. If a dude is handsome, then that's how it is. It's not a sin to mention that. Being a 'model type' myself, I can recognize people that are on the same level as far as looks. But at the same time recognize that there are some beneath me. That is all.
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:-X
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louie barletta and caswell are pretty cute not to mention
gah that one i guess mexican guy on emerica with the long hair...
i forgot his name
i think the thread should be " best ugly skater"
Or how about "your ugly girlfriend" thread
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