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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: able on January 16, 2008, 05:16:16 PM
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Recently leaked Tom Cruise Scientology video.
Fucking brain dead. The dude can't even finish a sentence through this whole thing.
Top five weirdo moments
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5xWD9pL--U
full 10 minute video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU7xpCb9BrM
BTW.
I don't expect anyone to be able to sit through this whole thing.
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What the fuck is happening at 4:21-4:53? What the hell is he talking about at 8:40--> ? The dude can't even finish a sentence through this whole thing. WTF!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU7xpCb9BrM
BTW.
I don't expect anyone to be able to sit through this whole thing.
I didn't even open the vid but was looking at this thread title thinking "true, true."
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i watched the whole thing. his laugh is freaky. i want whatever he's on.
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After watching this I'm gonna start finishing my sentences with mild karate chop and a "pshooo!" sound.
"Aww man that Richie Jackson charactor in a few years he just gonna... well... you know.... pshoooo! " "Nah mean?" "Prish!"
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Scientology is just nuts. Anyone ever check out a Scientology center? They're not fucking around.
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his laugh is freaky.
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top 5 video.....wow
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(http://static.zooomr.com/images/4147635_dcfc4a8af6_o.jpg?r=360)
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maverick sure chubbed out.
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why the fuck wouldn't the scientologists have just burnt this footage after taking it, much less release it?
As if the whole deal weren't fucking insane enough you've got a 10 minute video bite of tom cruise maniacally ranting away about it, what the fuck.
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Tom Cruise on killing people: "I did it for the lulz" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTcxsfZfoVI)
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it seems like the same old tom cruise to me, he's always talked like that right?
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Watch out, don't hate on him too much or he'll shoot his thetins at you. And you don't even wanna get Jason Lee involved. The power of their thetins combined in a battle of such epic proportions has the potential to destroy the entire universe...
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=BB8vJ8F0OME
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Holy shit, watch this video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=pPol_m8wm8Y (http://youtube.com/watch?v=pPol_m8wm8Y)
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an increasingly odd Tom Cruise
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep0KSoaGg_8
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Seems totally normal, doesn't everyone act like that?
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How could this video be anything but embarassing to them? This is definitive proof that they have their heads way up their own asses.
The amount of definitive proof that they have their heads up their asses is so high that this is just a drop in the bucket. I saw the highlights on TMZ tv (I don't usually watch it but was surfing through and the clip was playing) and I just love how confident/arrogant he is.
Did y'all know that Will Smith has joined the dark side? This video must have put him over the top. One more celebrity who seemed cool that turns out to just be crazy.
On the plus side though, when I was a young jew, the best celebrity video we could get where we were indoctrinated was of the israeli sesame street rip-off. So, I mean, Tom has to get asses in seats atleast.
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maverick sure chubbed out.
He consoled himself with icecream and cake instead of drugs and therapy after the loss of Goose.
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Did y'all know that Will Smith has joined the dark side? This video must have put him over the top. One more celebrity who seemed cool that turns out to just be crazy.
when did Will Smith seem cool? Parent's don't understand was funny when I first heard it but I was 12 at the time and sumertime was pretty chill but other than that his whole career has been just one huge embarassing sell out.
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Did y'all know that Will Smith has joined the dark side? This video must have put him over the top. One more celebrity who seemed cool that turns out to just be crazy.
when did Will Smith seem cool? Parent's don't understand was funny when I first heard it but I was 12 at the time and sumertime was pretty chill but other than that his whole career has been just one huge embarassing sell out.
I liked MIB, BBoyz, I-Robot and have seem more than a decent amount of the Fresh Prince.
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Did y'all know that Will Smith has joined the dark side? This video must have put him over the top. One more celebrity who seemed cool that turns out to just be crazy.
when did Will Smith seem cool? Parent's don't understand was funny when I first heard it but I was 12 at the time and sumertime was pretty chill but other than that his whole career has been just one huge embarassing sell out.
Dawwwwwwwwwg, Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Nothing else hes done matters.
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This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
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tom cruise tried to attain l. ron hubbards space corpse so he could inseminate kattie holmes.
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I don't like religon in general, I was raised a roman catholic, but when I was 12, todl m yparents I wasn't intop it, and they were cool with it.
I thought it was all bullshit.
But, this shit, holy fuck.
Fuck Tom Cruise, fuck scientology, and scientologists..
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rofl rofl rofl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbxLUyxh0ok
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big willie styles used to be crazy chill.
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double post, I don't feel like editing. There is a church of Scientology right by my work. It is in some regular retail building and has a big cast iron I. Ron Hubord or who ever that freak is. They also have a nice little book section where you can pick up his inspiring litterature. There are flat screen tvs everywhere and I can go in anytime for a free stress test. Think I should do it or is this shit a serious brain washing cult and it is in my best interest to stay away?
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I will just hit up the KFC/Taco Bell across the street and fart at their receptionist or something. Is that a hate crime?
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Does Freddie diss Will in this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FhCO7xkr8o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FhCO7xkr8o)
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Yeah, don't gibe them your personal contact information. They will harass you for years. Give them your friends enemies contact info.
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I cannot believe people like this exist.
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At least they don't come to your door like Jehova's Witnesses. Some came by my place last weekend and I took their literature, but afterwards realized now they might come back. I wonder what they'd do if I answered the door naked?
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double post, I don't feel like editing. There is a church of Scientology right by my work. It is in some regular retail building and has a big cast iron I. Ron Hubord or who ever that freak is. They also have a nice little book section where you can pick up his inspiring litterature. There are flat screen tvs everywhere and I can go in anytime for a free stress test. Think I should do it or is this shit a serious brain washing cult and it is in my best interest to stay away?
At least they don't come to your door like Jehova's Witnesses. Some came by my place last weekend and I took their literature, but afterwards realized now they might come back. I wonder what they'd do if I answered the door naked?
both of you, do it and report back. you'll both have answers to some very strange questions and, if nothing more, have a pretty good conversation piece to keep with you forever
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I've harassed their staff that are out on the street in Austin before. Just don't go in the building...it's an evil place.
Their staff harassed me on the street. A guy asked me if I was too scared, I told him I was too smart. He asked how I knew I was too smart with out going in and all I said was "Xenu, dude. You buy into that garbage?"
With Will Smith, I know he was never cool like Biggie, but his shit was always fun, movies or music. Never groundbreaking, but charming in its own way.
You can answer the door to proselytizers naked, smoking weed, wearing a t-shirt that says "Anything jesus can do I can do better," and they won't do shit. They'll just walk away quickly.
The call line however, that shit is gold. Those fuckers will fall into the dumbest conversations, you can tell them the most ridiculous shit in the world and they'll stay on the line. I got into a long conversation with a dude from the church of latter day saints about god's position on trimming pubic hair once, and on whether or not mormons have better groomed pubes than others. "It's like, you guys are all so clean cut, but like, you got special underwear to cover your junk right? So why trim it?" You can also be downright abusive to them and all they will think is that they are going to save a very lost soul. The problem with the mormons though is that if you prank call them too often in a small window, they put you on a list.
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Those fuckers will fall into the dumbest conversations, you can tell them the most ridiculous shit in the world and they'll stay on the line. I got into a long conversation with a dude from the church of latter day saints about god's position on trimming pubic hair once, and on whether or not mormons have better groomed pubes than others. "It's like, you guys are all so clean cut, but like, you got special underwear to cover your junk right? So why trim it?" You can also be downright abusive to them and all they will think is that they are going to save a very lost soul.
details. what did they say to the pube question, how did you insult them, what were their responses, etc. i'm not doubting you, just fascinated (maybe dumbfounded is better) by people blinded by religion
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Anybody link this shit yet:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rCGP-0545EU&feature=related
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one of my high school friends made that^
theres a new unauthorized biography out about tom cruise. its supposed to be pretty hateful and obviously speaks out against scientology. the big selling point is this new bit of 'information' about suri, katie and tom's kid. apparently the chruch of scientology froze some of l ron hubbards jizz and waited for the perfect vessel or something. so they blew it in katies pussy, and Suri is actually l ron hubbards child and the rightful heir to the throne.
also i dont know if its true or proven, but ive heard multiple times that tom is pretty much second in command in the whole church, which is pretty crazy
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The conversation was more me actually explaining to him the idea of pubic trimming. He actually hadn't heard of it. Its hard to remember exactly what was said. Try it yourself. I got the number off of some late night commercial, but I bet you can find it on the interweb. They can trace you, but the biggest thing they do with it is tell you your phone number right back to you. I always tell them "So? I could have told you that! That ain't Jesus work!" Then I get hung up on. They only get suspicious if you do it A LOT. I got a little too into it the first wave, but they never once reported me to anybody. Also, the mormons offer to send a guy to your house atleast once in every conversation. If you give a fake address, give your real phone number, because they can't trace addresses, but if you give a fake number they won't show up at the house.
So Tom Cruise might still be gay?
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Religion (much like the internet) makes you stupid...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t5UI4Ht0DJs&feature=related
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"Did you take time off from beating your wife to come here?" That shit is priceless.
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This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
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http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/01/the_tom_cruise_indoctrination_video_scientologists_dont_want_you_to_see-2.html
there is the video again. fuck scientology and fuck religion
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=DQPHHJwBbs0&feature=related
"God made upside down margaritas, and keg headstands too!"
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shhhhhh!!!!!!We are not supposed to see this! will be removed very soon.
(Tom gets a Scientology Award)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly-hTPNRlWU
This either...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5sHSnQ7mzM
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(Tom gets a Scientology Award)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly-hTPNRlWU
Tom Cruise
"So what do you say? Are we gonna clean this place up? "
Crowd: "Yeaahhhh!"
Tom Cruise "To L.R.H" Salutes
Crowd: Cheers!!!!!!!!!
This is fucking scary man
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVjBsF2Nqq4&NR=1
make sure to read the explanation in the sidebar.
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This either...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5sHSnQ7mzM
Tom Cruise
A scientologist is someone who can look at the world and really see what it is and not only see it but go "poof " and really do something about it. uhh and someone who's not asking permission to do that. Why ask permission? We are the authoritys!
I'm transcribing parts of this cause it'll be taken down any minute. Damn! I wish Maxallmighty pirated more than just people's skate videos!
BTW. Look at my fucking post count! Look at it willl you? Man!
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This either...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5sHSnQ7mzM
Tom Cruise
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A scientologist is someone who can look at the world and really see what it is and not only see it but go "poof " and really do something about it. uhh and someone who's not asking permission to do that. Why ask permission? We are the authoritys!
I'm transcribing parts of this cause it'll be taken down any minute. Damn! I wish Maxallmighty pirated more than just people's skate videos!
vixy.net
just copy and paste the video url
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it stops at 1:26.
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slap message board comes through again!
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it stops at 1:26.
Try this one. (comments are good in this one too)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly-hTPNRlWU
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double post, I don't feel like editing. There is a church of Scientology right by my work. It is in some regular retail building and has a big cast iron I. Ron Hubord or who ever that freak is. They also have a nice little book section where you can pick up his inspiring litterature. There are flat screen tvs everywhere and I can go in anytime for a free stress test. Think I should do it or is this shit a serious brain washing cult and it is in my best interest to stay away?
I went and got a personality test with them once. They give you a bunch of personality questions and an IQ test. After I did the test, some sweaty mustachio sat down to tell me what was wrong with me. My personality was deemed overly aggresive and unstable. He said I'd be good CEO material (!). He said that scientology would cure my horribly flawed personality aaaaand make my IQ higher! I really tried to act earnestly interested so he'd tell me more, maybe get into a little Xenu action, but I think he smelled a rat and just said I should come in for some personality workshops.
So, overall I got the feeling that they just try and expose somebodys "flaws" and then whatever's wrong with you, scientology can cure it, just like some ol fashion snake oil. Seemed like a lot of the people in there were the type that would read massive amounts of self-help books.
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Scientology is the worst mainstream cult in existence.
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Do a google search for John Conner and listen to some of the phone conversations he's had with various religious groups pr people as well as even the white house! People think the wearechange dude is crazy. He ain't shit. This guy's got fuckin balls, man. I don't know what else you'd call it when the dude calls, faxes, and e-mails in his revolutionary manifesto to the fuckin white house all in the same sitting. The one's with religious PR people are just downright hilarious though...
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I dunno man. He did send a robot back in time to save his younger self and his mom. Even though she was in a mental bin, they did get out, and escape the T-1000. The third movie of the trilogy was shit, and the new series is even shitter. I mean, who believes a hot robot anyway? Like you wouldn't finger it when it's not looking.
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I dunno man. He did send a robot back in time to save his younger self and his mom. Even though she was in a mental bin, they did get out, and escape the T-1000. The third movie of the trilogy was shit, and the new series is even shitter. I mean, who believes a hot robot anyway? Like you wouldn't finger it when it's not looking.
Haha gnard for thinking the exact same thing I did when reading that name.
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Anybody link this shit yet:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rCGP-0545EU&feature=related
This is why Scientology needs to be taken seriously like how Germany's government attempted to ban it.
It's not that people believe in silly shit thats the problem, it's how the organization operates and what Scientology does to people.
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Xenutv's youtube account was apparently suspended with no reason given...
But here is the new one he's made since, with only about a fourth of the videos so far:
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=xenutv1
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Try this one. (comments are good in this one too)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly-hTPNRlWU
i saw the l ron hubbard seig heil.
yesterday i called isaac hayes, and told him how disappointed his momma was. we should have him back in the baptist church in no time!
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Scientology is the worst mainstream cult in existence.
Umm.... Christianity? You know, they all believe one guy brought peace to the world 2000 years ago and kill anybody who doesn't fall in line, which has immensly helped its growth.
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http://[color=purple][i][b]THAT GUY IS SERIOUSLY CRAZY! WHAT IS HE ON HONESTLY...
WWW.VEECE.COM[/b][/i][/color] ::)
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Scientology is the worst mainstream cult in existence.
there all wacky and they all persecute others over their beliefs.
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the scientologist's reaction to hostility (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPol_m8wm8Y)
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why the fuck wouldn't the scientologists have just burnt this footage after taking it, much less release it?
As if the whole deal weren't fucking insane enough you've got a 10 minute video bite of tom cruise maniacally ranting away about it, what the fuck.
scientologists need Tom Cruise and John Travolta so they can lure in stupid people with their celebrity status and brainwash them
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is jerry seinfeld a scientologist or am i making that up?
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is jerry seinfeld a scientologist or am i making that up?
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Scientology is the worst mainstream cult in existence.
there all wacky and they all persecute others over their beliefs.
True, but Christianity has been by far the most successful and aggressive of them all. That's why you see it all over the world
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L. Ron Hubbard was a petophile science fiction writer.
he lived on a boat with a bunch of little boys.
so they make his shit into a church.
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is jerry seinfeld a scientologist or am i making that up?
i need to stop watching tv because seinfeld and cruise apparently have been chillin a lot and ive totally forgotten the obvious that jerry seinfeld is extremely jewish
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Scientology is the worst mainstream cult in existence.
Sigh.
This is why you need to read Chomsky.
Don't clog up this thread.
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Scientology is the worst mainstream cult in existence.
Sigh.
This is why you need to read Chomsky.
Don't clog up this thread.
i dare you to ask your dad what he thinks of chomsky
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www.xenutv.com this guy is pretty great, his videos are long, but pretty good.
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double post, I don't feel like editing. There is a church of Scientology right by my work. It is in some regular retail building and has a big cast iron I. Ron Hubord or who ever that freak is. They also have a nice little book section where you can pick up his inspiring litterature. There are flat screen tvs everywhere and I can go in anytime for a free stress test. Think I should do it or is this shit a serious brain washing cult and it is in my best interest to stay away?
I went and got a personality test with them once. They give you a bunch of personality questions and an IQ test. After I did the test, some sweaty mustachio sat down to tell me what was wrong with me. My personality was deemed overly aggresive and unstable. He said I'd be good CEO material (!). He said that scientology would cure my horribly flawed personality aaaaand make my IQ higher! I really tried to act earnestly interested so he'd tell me more, maybe get into a little Xenu action, but I think he smelled a rat and just said I should come in for some personality workshops.
So, overall I got the feeling that they just try and expose somebodys "flaws" and then whatever's wrong with you, scientology can cure it, just like some ol fashion snake oil. Seemed like a lot of the people in there were the type that would read massive amounts of self-help books.
"If the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat."
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"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International" :-X
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"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International" :-X
The original video is here on this page
http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress
Why ask permission? we are the Authoritys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5sHSnQ7mzM
Tom cruise gives speach at scientology convention
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly-hTPNRlWU
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Maybe I'm kicking a dead horse here by endlessly looking for more info on Tom Cruise, Scientology and what not but I'm fascinated for some reason. It's kinda like..... I got a far as I wanted to get in reasearching The Freemasons and now Scientology has come along and I endlessly want to know more about it. Anything shrouded in this much secrecy must be inherently evil. What the fuck are they hiding? What is their overall agenda?
There was some other video I found on youtube about 2 months back where a female reporter pretty much joined The Church of Scientology and went undercover. All they did was tell here she had this and that wrong with her and instructed her to find help through some of their "treatments". She wore a hidden camera the whole time and the treatments were fucking weird. One of the treatments was for her to stare at and an instructors eyes for several hours. After two weeks she pretended to run out of money for the classes so they started asking her about any property she owned and family wealth and shit. Anyways, I will try to find this clip.
Here's another thing that worrys me is in the first video. Tom Cruise says "Someday our children will ask "what's an SP?"" Then he laughs like a maniac. The Scientology definition of an "SP" is a Suppressed Person.They define it as a person who has "anti-social" behaviors or whatever but I think it means "enemy of the church". If there will be no "S.Ps" in the future. Then what the hell are they planning to do with people who don't believe in this nonsense?
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If there will be no "S.Ps" in the future. Then what the hell are they planning to do with people who don't believe in this nonsense?
throw them in a volcano and drop some hydrogen bombs in there
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You guys should read L. Ron's biography.
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If you actually go into a center it doesn't sound that bad, at least when I went to see what the hubbub was. They didn't overly flaunt the fact that I had any flaws, just that I could stand to improve my overall life by attending some sessions. However they would not by any means allow me to leave without purchasing dianetics, or some similar book. I went with my GF and first they asked if I wanted it and I was like nah man I'm good on that, I got no cash. So then he asked if my GF can fund the dough Then asked if I got a credit card. Then asked if she has a credit card. He finally asksedif any members of my family could fund the cash to cop this book. It was pretty ridiculous.
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WHile I do think Tomkat is absolutely insane and a lot of scientolgy tactics are really creepy/crazy I do think scientologist get a bit too much of a hard time - nearly all documentaries made about them are made with an agenda to show them as a really weird cult (which I'm not denying they are).
There was one documentary shown on the BBC that took a more open minded approach - it had the reporter go on a initiation course and it did seem to end up actually helping him a lot - he got back in touch with some family members he'd been estranged from etc. so I think it can be a positive influence on some people's lives.
That said I'd say Tom Cruise is one of the scariest/funniest people around and I wouldnt really trust anything he was associated with
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I watched the Tom Cruise video and didn't understand half the shit he was saying. I found this video that defines all the Scientology vocabulary he uses. If this story interest you at all. It's really worth a watch.
Scientology: Defined
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHseRSX42v8