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Title: Nike must be joking
Post by: boyan on March 06, 2008, 01:00:11 PM
(http://4imgs.com/227/x/nis097_BIG.jpg)
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Post by: JunglePOP on March 06, 2008, 01:02:15 PM
they look like the shoes a robot would wear if it were human
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Post by: qwertypoiuy on March 06, 2008, 01:04:18 PM
oh wow i heard about this but i thought it was a joke too, thats just cruel
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Post by: StokedTaco on March 06, 2008, 01:07:22 PM
this is terrible.
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on March 06, 2008, 01:10:23 PM
Don't put them in a microwave!
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Post by: able on March 06, 2008, 01:10:59 PM
(http://a970.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/30/l_a7f898c21523b4e0fe5a46652c507339.jpg)
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Post by: lurk daddy on March 06, 2008, 01:23:17 PM
those could be rockable
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Post by: H8R part 4 on March 06, 2008, 01:27:33 PM
no! 

 
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Post by: bbk on March 06, 2008, 01:28:34 PM
they inspired by indy trucks and have been uot for a coupe of months, and yes, they're really ugly
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Post by: artichoke on March 06, 2008, 01:28:58 PM
I'm sure the hypebeasts will eat it up.
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Post by: the j on March 06, 2008, 01:31:04 PM
wow these shits have been out for like 2 months c'mon
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Post by: boyan on March 06, 2008, 01:40:18 PM
Don't put them in a microwave!

There great in the oven though, especially with some cheese and tomato sauce
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Post by: frisco on March 06, 2008, 01:47:19 PM
yea that shoe is pretty ugly, but its not the first time nike has made a full "chrome" shoe

(http://eukicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/dinosaurjr1.jpg)
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Post by: Bubblegum Tate on March 06, 2008, 01:49:58 PM
wow these shits have been out for like 2 months c'mon

Part of the NIKE SB skateboard series, these are the "Independent truck" blazers.

Griptape mid
<img src="http://azitastore.com/media/data/griptape_mid_dunk.jpg">

Deck high dunk
<img src="http://www.kixandthecity.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/nike-sb-dunk-high-skate-deck.jpg">
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Post by: Alan on March 06, 2008, 01:55:23 PM
*counts seconds before they appear in the myspace thread*
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Post by: crapface on March 06, 2008, 02:00:11 PM
Those sure are fuckin' ugly but how about these then
(http://www.sneakerfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/nike-sb-trainer-1-dawn-of-the-dead-preview-1.jpg)
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Post by: H8R part 4 on March 06, 2008, 02:02:57 PM
i cannot tell a lie, i own a pair of silver shoes.   :-[
but in my defense, they're platinum air jordans and they were a gift.
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Post by: lurk daddy on March 06, 2008, 02:04:06 PM
yea that shoe is pretty ugly, but its not the first time nike has made a full "chrome" shoe

(http://eukicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/dinosaurjr1.jpg)
those are sick
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Post by: wake and bacon on March 06, 2008, 02:31:13 PM
those are pretty bad, but there's been worse outta the nikesb camp...

(http://www.sneakerfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/nike-dunk-sb-high-croc-2008.jpg)
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 06, 2008, 03:40:35 PM
yea that shoe is pretty ugly, but its not the first time nike has made a full "chrome" shoe

(http://eukicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/dinosaurjr1.jpg)
I think Marty McFly wore something similar when he started hover boarding
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Post by: qwertypoiuy on March 06, 2008, 03:41:22 PM
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Those sure are fuckin' ugly but how about these then
(http://www.sneakerfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/nike-sb-trainer-1-dawn-of-the-dead-preview-1.jpg)
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Half shoe, half football

nerf football, that is
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Post by: tony hawk on March 06, 2008, 04:18:50 PM
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c26/ballerdiddy32/tin-man.jpg)
? ? ?
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Post by: Marty Mcfly on March 06, 2008, 04:38:16 PM
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yea that shoe is pretty ugly, but its not the first time nike has made a full "chrome" shoe

(http://eukicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/dinosaurjr1.jpg)
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I think Marty McFly wore something similar when he started hover boarding

Doc gave it

(http://www.worrell.com/blog/images/2007/04/air-mcfly.jpg)
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Post by: Bubblegum Tate on March 06, 2008, 04:39:25 PM
^^
Marty know's whats up
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Post by: tiger woods on March 06, 2008, 05:11:06 PM
yea that shoe is pretty ugly, but its not the first time nike has made a full "chrome" shoe

(http://eukicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/dinosaurjr1.jpg)

dinosaur jr is the shit.
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Post by: Guinness on March 06, 2008, 05:22:06 PM
wow these shits have been out for like 2 months c'mon
these are why i didn't get more blazers. they were the only ones i could find
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Post by: Barlow on March 06, 2008, 05:28:05 PM
Daft Punk nike shoe?
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Post by: MikeyPioggia on March 06, 2008, 05:53:12 PM
don't do it bro
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Post by: Choad Muskrat on March 06, 2008, 06:28:16 PM
haha it just looks silver spray paint you see those fucked up mime people on the streets covered in
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Post by: rocklobster on March 06, 2008, 08:24:03 PM
the only thing that comes to mind is domo-arrigato-mr-roboto by styx....
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Post by: walrus on March 06, 2008, 08:27:35 PM
4 the jocks
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Post by: scumbag bastard on March 06, 2008, 08:40:47 PM
brb football
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Post by: ProjectPatrick on March 06, 2008, 10:32:42 PM
Oh my god, not a colorway we don't like! What are you thinking Nike?!
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Post by: scumbag bastard on March 06, 2008, 10:45:53 PM
...exactly!
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Post by: BEAT KIDS on March 07, 2008, 12:23:07 AM
yea that shoe is pretty ugly, but its not the first time nike has made a full "chrome" shoe

(http://eukicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/dinosaurjr1.jpg)

Dinosaur Jr. on a Nike shoe?
Anyone else seeing the irony in this?
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Post by: toque on March 07, 2008, 01:27:27 AM
4 the jocks


yah right due jokz suck,  remember?
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Post by: EricLogan on March 07, 2008, 04:34:15 AM
Who does this appeal to? Inspired by Independant trucks? Really? Have they even glanced at an Indie ad? I'd wear the Lakai/Indie koston select into infinity before strappin one of those moon boots on my feet. (unless I were heading to the moon, I may consider)
Title: Re: Nike must be joking
Post by: boyan on March 07, 2008, 10:19:13 AM
Oh my god, not a colorway we don't like! What are you thinking Nike?!


omg, not another sarcastic new poster  ;) j/k!
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Post by: ProjectPatrick on March 07, 2008, 10:22:27 AM
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Oh my god, not a colorway we don't like! What are you thinking Nike?!

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omg, not another sarcastic new poster  ;) j/k!
Please stop hurting my feelings.
Title: Re: Nike must be joking
Post by: boyan on March 07, 2008, 10:24:44 AM
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Oh my god, not a colorway we don't like! What are you thinking Nike?!

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omg, not another sarcastic new poster  ;) j/k!
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Please stop hurting my feelings.

I was just kidding, here's a gnar to make you feel better
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Post by: Sarcasm on March 07, 2008, 10:26:19 AM
Those shoes look really really good.
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Post by: Numeral on March 07, 2008, 10:30:02 AM
woah, bringing the sneakerhead culture to skateboarding...
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Post by: ProjectPatrick on March 07, 2008, 10:34:36 AM
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Oh my god, not a colorway we don't like! What are you thinking Nike?!

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omg, not another sarcastic new poster  ;) j/k!
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Please stop hurting my feelings.
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I was just kidding, here's a gnar to make you feel better
I think this is the first time in my life anyone has shown me any kind of compassion, thank you for helping me wipe the tears from my eyes.
Title: Re: Nike must be joking
Post by: lenny on March 07, 2008, 11:03:23 AM
I think chrome and skate shoes should not be bed fellows.
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Post by: TheFrontSeatLife on March 11, 2008, 01:59:50 PM
Those sure are fuckin' ugly but how about these then
(http://www.sneakerfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/nike-sb-trainer-1-dawn-of-the-dead-preview-1.jpg)

I own these. Don't wear them too often but they look good laced up properly and with jeans.
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Post by: peacepappies on March 11, 2008, 02:56:30 PM
you're talking about a size 46 jeans right?
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on March 11, 2008, 03:01:59 PM
you're talking about a size 46 jeans right?

plus a boot cut
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Post by: crapface on March 11, 2008, 03:04:09 PM
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Those sure are fuckin' ugly but how about these then
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I own these. Don't wear them too often but they look good laced up properly and with jeans.
You actually paid for these?
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Post by: wake and bacon on March 11, 2008, 03:12:26 PM
woah, bringing the sneakerhead culture to skateboarding...

dude, it's been this way with nikesb for YEARS
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Post by: Bubblegum Tate on March 11, 2008, 03:16:06 PM
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Those sure are fuckin' ugly but how about these then
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I own these. Don't wear them too often but they look good laced up properly and with jeans.
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You actually paid for these?

uhh i have them too, nothing wrong with them to me,
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Post by: Marty Mcfly on March 11, 2008, 03:21:47 PM
that's the Transformer series , must be starscream colors
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Post by: Diesel on March 11, 2008, 04:37:31 PM
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Those sure are fuckin' ugly but how about these then
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I own these. Don't wear them too often but they look good laced up properly and with jeans.
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You actually paid for these?
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uhh i have them too, nothing wrong with them to me,

These actually skate pretty good belive it or not but, that colorway is gross.
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Post by: TheFrontSeatLife on March 11, 2008, 04:55:29 PM
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Those sure are fuckin' ugly but how about these then
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I own these. Don't wear them too often but they look good laced up properly and with jeans.
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You actually paid for these?
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uhh i have them too, nothing wrong with them to me,
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These actually skate pretty good belive it or not but, that colorway is gross.

I love 'em. They're sick. I paid for them, but not full price. I skated them once but primarily wear them when I go out or whatever. They're chillers.
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Post by: grimcity on March 11, 2008, 07:31:05 PM
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Those sure are fuckin' ugly but how about these then
(http://www.sneakerfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/nike-sb-trainer-1-dawn-of-the-dead-preview-1.jpg)
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I own these. Don't wear them too often but they look good laced up properly and with jeans.
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You actually paid for these?
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uhh i have them too, nothing wrong with them to me,
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These actually skate pretty good belive it or not but, that colorway is gross.
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I love 'em. They're sick. I paid for them, but not full price. I skated them once but primarily wear them when I go out or whatever. They're chillers.
That black thing hanging off of the middle of the upper and sole looks clunky.
Title: Re: Nike must be joking
Post by: brooklyn brawler on March 11, 2008, 11:12:29 PM
Less Pita Puff more Bo Jackson.

(http://www.teendrama.com/dens/journal/2006/pearljam/bo_jackson_nike.jpg)
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Post by: Painted Shape on March 12, 2008, 12:59:44 AM
^ I was waiting for that.
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Post by: Open Bar on March 12, 2008, 05:28:27 AM
i wish nike would just re release there first few lines, now there just getting desperate