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Title: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 15, 2008, 08:14:24 PM
Go fuck yourself.

I don't know the specifics, but I would imagine that the reason you were being warned is because you were being an asshole. You obviously can't see that you were being an asshole and therefore you really don't deserve to be heard/seen.

Your childish retaliation attests to that.


Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: biggums mcgee on April 15, 2008, 09:25:00 PM
...and you too, mr "smallest dick here"!
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: smallest dick here on April 15, 2008, 09:25:59 PM
what have i done
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: smallest dick here on April 15, 2008, 09:26:43 PM
besides sucking at posting
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: //////////// on April 15, 2008, 09:27:07 PM
i really like perfection
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Lance on April 15, 2008, 09:28:10 PM
Go fuck yourself.

I don't know the specifics, but I would imagine that the reason you were being warned is because you were being an asshole. You obviously can't see that you were being an asshole and therefore you really don't deserve to be heard/seen.

Your childish retaliation attests to that.



damn dude must have fucked up
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: frisco on April 15, 2008, 09:33:25 PM
what happened
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: jesus0nvi4gra on April 15, 2008, 09:34:03 PM
i really like perfection

There's just something about him, I always gotta tap the gnar button.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: biggums mcgee on April 15, 2008, 09:46:53 PM
its deffinetly the signature


no hate here worm!
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 15, 2008, 10:12:19 PM
what happened
he got warned by another moderator and decided to retaliate by posting a vomit-worthy photo is his signature.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: //////////// on April 15, 2008, 10:46:30 PM
its just a picture bro
peace & love bro
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: bill hates on April 15, 2008, 10:54:26 PM
yeah man give peace a chance
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: artichoke on April 15, 2008, 11:25:12 PM
He's the only person i've ignored, and from the sound of things i'm glad that I made that decision.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: gangsta fred on April 15, 2008, 11:26:50 PM
You guys have to understand that Tim is more sensitive, and faggot-esque compared to the average man on this forum.

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: GhostBusters on April 16, 2008, 01:13:50 AM
I laughed every time I saw that shitty toilet. He was like a GansterFred but funny sometimes.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 16, 2008, 08:07:16 AM
You guys have to understand that Tim is more sensitive, and faggot-esque compared to the average man on this forum.

-the ace of spades
If you have a problem with me being gay you can go fuck yourself too. At 33 I have very little patience for a bunch of immature children like yourself and Perfection. The two of you seem to think that racism, physical handicaps, and talking down to/insulting anyone and everyone is funny. You guys are just irritating and boring and if I wasn't a moderator I would just ignore you.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: vicky on April 16, 2008, 08:13:14 AM
can we delete them or make it something funny like everytime they say a particular word like faggot or fuck it just says i love fuzzy puppies
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Rusty Champignon on April 16, 2008, 08:19:03 AM
can we delete them or make it something funny like everytime they say a particular word like faggot or fuck it just says i love fuzzy puppies

haha that reminds me of when the boards were down and some people went to thrasher for a while and you couldnt say slap on thrasher, every time someone posted the word slap it was automatically changed to thrasher, so im sure that can be done
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 16, 2008, 08:49:39 AM
Timmy is pretty much ruining any shot he ever had with me
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 16, 2008, 08:56:10 AM
But in all seriousness, he didn't have a chance in the first place because I've always held him semi-responsible for YMHY losing his moderator status
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 16, 2008, 09:53:07 AM
But in all seriousness, he didn't have a chance in the first place because I've always held him semi-responsible for YMHY losing his moderator status
i'm not into children and I had nothing to do with YMHY. this is the first I noticed he wasn't a moderator anymore.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: biggums mcgee on April 16, 2008, 10:04:38 AM
wait, you're telling me that douche gregg was actually a moderate on SLAP at one point?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: gangsta fred on April 16, 2008, 11:30:31 AM
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You guys have to understand that Tim is more sensitive, and faggot-esque compared to the average man on this forum.

-the ace of spades
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If you have a problem with me being gay you can go fuck yourself too. At 33 I have very little patience for a bunch of immature children like yourself and Perfection. The two of you seem to think that racism, physical handicaps, and talking down to/insulting anyone and everyone is funny. You guys are just irritating and boring and if I wasnt a moderator I would just ignore you.

I bet you have the cutest red cheeks when you are irritated.

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: mikefork on April 16, 2008, 11:43:05 AM
can we delete them or make it something funny like everytime they say a particular word like faggot or fuck it just says i love fuzzy puppies
i tried to get them banned, but nothings happened yet
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 16, 2008, 11:51:10 AM
Some people should just be deleted from life. Can't we make it so when we kook people, it sends a jolt of electricity through the interweb and shocks the fuckers? Not enough to hurt them, just enough to make them piss themselves would suffice.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 16, 2008, 12:17:38 PM
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can we delete them or make it something funny like everytime they say a particular word like faggot or fuck it just says i love fuzzy puppies
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i tried to get them banned, but nothings happened yet

You're trying to get people banned?

Wow you're a bitch, and a shittier moderator than vegan.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 16, 2008, 12:26:06 PM
Fred, Absurd and Perfection are trying pretty hard to get banned, but as you would suspect, not hard enough.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 16, 2008, 12:30:08 PM
I'm not trying to get banned. I actually had my heart set on becoming a moderator not too long ago. I'll settle for control of the news box though.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 16, 2008, 02:28:53 PM
trash     
–noun
1.   anything worthless, useless, or discarded; rubbish.
2.   foolish or pointless ideas, talk, or writing; nonsense.
3.   a worthless or disreputable person.
4.   such persons collectively.
5.   literary or artistic material of poor or inferior quality.
6.   broken or torn bits, as twigs, splinters, rags, or the like.
7.   something that is broken or lopped off from anything in preparing it for use.
8.   the refuse of sugar cane after the juice has been expressed.
9.   Computers. an icon of a trash can that is used to delete files dragged onto it.
–verb (used with object)
10.   Slang. to destroy, damage, or vandalize, as in anger or protest: The slovenly renters had trashed the house.
11.   to condemn, dismiss, or criticize as worthless: The article trashed several recent best-sellers.
12.   to remove the outer leaves of (a growing sugar cane plant).
13.   to free from superfluous twigs or branches.
[Origin: 1325–75; ME trasches (pl.), appar. c. Norw trask rubbish; akin to OE trus brushwood, ON tros rubbish]

—Synonyms 5. drivel, rot, hogwash, nonsense.

There you go. Straight from the dictionary. Your comments didn't hit close to home. I'm just sick of you, Fred and Delta saying the same old button pushing bullshit. I think Vicky and I are fine being friends but, really, that's none of your business. Why post that in a happy birthday thread? Because your life sucks and you're a piece of trash. Your kind of posting is ABD. Move on.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: gangsta fred on April 16, 2008, 02:33:58 PM
Just dont read the posts then, goddamn baby.

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 16, 2008, 02:48:39 PM
trash     
–noun
1.   anything worthless, useless, or discarded; rubbish.
2.   foolish or pointless ideas, talk, or writing; nonsense.
3.   a worthless or disreputable person.
4.   such persons collectively.
5.   literary or artistic material of poor or inferior quality.
6.   broken or torn bits, as twigs, splinters, rags, or the like.
7.   something that is broken or lopped off from anything in preparing it for use.
8.   the refuse of sugar cane after the juice has been expressed.
9.   Computers. an icon of a trash can that is used to delete files dragged onto it.
–verb (used with object)
10.   Slang. to destroy, damage, or vandalize, as in anger or protest: The slovenly renters had trashed the house.
11.   to condemn, dismiss, or criticize as worthless: The article trashed several recent best-sellers.
12.   to remove the outer leaves of (a growing sugar cane plant).
13.   to free from superfluous twigs or branches.
[Origin: 1325–75; ME trasches (pl.), appar. c. Norw trask rubbish; akin to OE trus brushwood, ON tros rubbish]

—Synonyms 5. drivel, rot, hogwash, nonsense.

There you go. Straight from the dictionary. Your comments didn't hit close to home. I'm just sick of you, Fred and Delta saying the same old button pushing bullshit. I think Vicky and I are fine being friends but, really, that's none of your business. Why post that in a happy birthday thread? Because your life sucks and you're a piece of trash. Your kind of posting is ABD. Move on.

I asked if you knew what "ignorant" meant.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 16, 2008, 03:29:21 PM
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Just dont read the posts then, goddamn baby.

-the ace of spades
[close]

SW33TS IS A BITCH

-the four of diamonds

Well, I'm certainly not perfection.

-the three of hearts
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 16, 2008, 03:36:25 PM
I feel lame now for even arguing with you guys. You guys do what you do.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 16, 2008, 04:46:44 PM
damn tim, that sucks you can't ignore people. neither of those dudes are a problem for me.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: mikefork on April 16, 2008, 05:59:51 PM
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can we delete them or make it something funny like everytime they say a particular word like faggot or fuck it just says i love fuzzy puppies
[close]
i tried to get them banned, but nothings happened yet
[close]

You're trying to get people banned?

Wow you're a bitch, and a shittier moderator than vegan.
you're too afraid to post under your real accounts, so therefore you shouldn't even be here. by some of the things that have been said by them, and even you at times, it was revealed that they must have other accounts because they bring up stuff that was posted way before the accounts were made. then add in the intolerance and discrimination
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: skatemore,man on April 16, 2008, 07:28:31 PM
wait, you're telling me that douche gregg was actually a moderate on SLAP at one point?

i never knew that. YMHY has been on SLAP since way back in the day, 7 years maybe? dude used to son me for talking about boiling bongs when i was 16, hahaha. Who's been on all the boards for that long?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Bill on April 16, 2008, 07:34:29 PM
Tim, if you have firefox, download the adblock plus plugin. It allows to block any images you don't want to see. Its the best plugin I've ever downloaded and comes in use just about every day on here.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: kilgore. on April 16, 2008, 07:49:44 PM
holy shit, this guys out for the kill.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 16, 2008, 07:54:18 PM
hahahahaha
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 16, 2008, 07:57:09 PM
quick SWEETS, say something stupid and play it off like it doesn't bother you
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: gangsta fred on April 16, 2008, 07:58:33 PM
That signature sums up the slap board pretty well.

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: SR Junky on April 16, 2008, 08:14:13 PM
I didn't think I could have secondhand embarassment from a fake account...
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 17, 2008, 02:18:05 PM
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wait, you're telling me that douche gregg was actually a moderate on SLAP at one point?
[close]

i never knew that. YMHY has been on SLAP since way back in the day, 7 years maybe? dude used to son me for talking about boiling bongs when i was 16, hahaha. Who's been on all the boards for that long?

I have been on since it started, in fact I was room mates with Trippe when it first started so I got the scoop to check out via him. Greg use to an alright person, he turned into one of the biggest fucking dick heads though.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Teacup on April 17, 2008, 02:27:42 PM
Tim, if you have firefox, download the adblock plus plugin. It allows to block any images you don't want to see. Its the best plugin I've ever downloaded and comes in use just about every day on here.

Is there a way to disable pictures without it? I know you can use profile settings to disable sigs/avatars, but what about pictures people post?

I ask because, sometimes at school when I have a break between classes I'll lurk on the boards, but I'm always scared some fucked up shit is gonna pop up every time I click a thread.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 17, 2008, 02:44:39 PM
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Tim, if you have firefox, download the adblock plus plugin. It allows to block any images you don't want to see. Its the best plugin I've ever downloaded and comes in use just about every day on here.
[close]

Is there a way to disable pictures without it? I know you can use profile settings to disable sigs/avatars, but what about pictures people post?

I ask because, sometimes at school when I have a break between classes I'll lurk on the boards, but I'm always scared some fucked up shit is gonna pop up every time I click a thread.

If you are on firefox right click and choose block images, it will block any posted from them.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 17, 2008, 02:54:16 PM
im suprised these people dont just get banned, i mean theres hate and then theres ignorance.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: poocrusher on April 17, 2008, 03:00:20 PM
Hey Mods..why did you take down the photoshopping of SW33TS, but if its a gang attack on Rawbutthurtson you leave up the dick montage.  I thinks its a fucked up double standard. 

Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 17, 2008, 03:02:20 PM
im suprised these people dont just get banned, i mean theres hate and then theres ignorance.

I am not normally for banning people but sometimes enough is enough. So far I just laugh at Gangster Fred, but perfection is pushing it.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 17, 2008, 03:04:00 PM
i would imagine its because SWEETS is a good dude and rawbuttson is a complete kook.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 17, 2008, 03:05:07 PM
Hey Mods..why did you take down the photoshopping of SW33TS, but if its a gang attack on Rawbutthurtson you leave up the dick montage.  I thinks its a fucked up double standard. 



I didn't see the one of rawbuttson but I will delete shit like that because it is NSFW and I don't want to lose my job over some stupid pictures.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 17, 2008, 03:08:30 PM
i would imagine its because SWEETS is a good dude and rawbuttson is a complete kook.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: faceneck on April 17, 2008, 03:10:59 PM
Slap drama
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 17, 2008, 03:13:46 PM
Hey Mods..why did you take down the photoshopping of SW33TS, but if its a gang attack on Rawbutthurtson you leave up the dick montage.  I thinks its a fucked up double standard. 

^ Took the words right out of my mouth. These were TWITCH247's words:

i want it to remain free of industry censorship, and be a TRUE forum in the instance that you can bring up any topic that needs to be brought up in the community and not be hazed becuase of it. This is your community I just facilitate the needs of the users.

Here is a quote from the rawbertson thread:

It's funny that he called this thread "Hatersdink".

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f70/infamous_r/1.gif)

Courtesy of Brooklyn Brawler

So why am I being censored after SW33TS called me "an ignorant piece of trash"? Here's the pic of SW33TS mastering some cock again by the way:

(http://imgur.com/ypvUf.jpg)

Vegan, tell me how I'm pushing it? Tim (a moderator) was the one that made this thread and started it off by saying "go fuck yourself."
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 17, 2008, 03:18:23 PM
hey what do you know, vegan is deleting posts
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 17, 2008, 03:22:09 PM
hey what do you know, vegan is deleting posts

Hey greg how is it going?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 17, 2008, 03:22:55 PM
Can you assholes not post porn on here? Or is that to much for your little minds to handle? And you are pushing it by posting porn with out warning on here, honestly I don't care what you post outside of illegal stuff but do it where I know not to click.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 17, 2008, 03:27:54 PM
You have to suck ass to get your posts deleted.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 17, 2008, 03:29:11 PM
You have to suck ass to get your posts deleted.

hey perfection, are you picking up what MS is putting down.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: poocrusher on April 17, 2008, 03:34:12 PM
I don't give a shit about Perfection, but the reason why I liked these boards was because of the hate.  Because if you disagree with someone you can voice your opinion.  Because, this isn't supposed to be a pussy ass version of TWS.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 17, 2008, 03:38:50 PM
I don't give a shit about Perfection, but the reason why I liked these boards was because of the hate.  Because if you disagree with someone you can voice your opinion.  Because, this isn't supposed to be a pussy ass version of TWS.

If you have to use stupid pictures to get your point across then you have already lost the argument IMO. Look I don't know where you work where it is alright to have porn on the screen but it isn't alright at my work.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Blue Fescue on April 17, 2008, 03:44:22 PM
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I don't give a shit about Perfection, but the reason why I liked these boards was because of the hate.  Because if you disagree with someone you can voice your opinion.  Because, this isn't supposed to be a pussy ass version of TWS.
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If you have to use stupid pictures to get your point across then you have already lost the argument IMO. Look I don't know where you work where it is alright to have porn on the screen but it isn't alright at my work.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: kilgore. on April 17, 2008, 03:44:54 PM
don't let your occupation ruin the over all feel of this board. moderator or not.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 17, 2008, 03:47:34 PM
don't let your occupation ruin the over all feel of this board. moderator or not.

This board was never about stupid porn pictures with out warning. I don't care if people post it in threads clearly marked NSFW.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 17, 2008, 03:49:25 PM
im in agreeance at least give the man the courtesy of a warning, dudes got a family to provide for.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 17, 2008, 03:51:36 PM
^ stop posting MFS

the hatersdink thread and beautiful women thread don't have NSFW in the title
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 17, 2008, 03:54:00 PM
oh and SWEETS is a ginger like rawbertson, only fat

he doesn't get called out as often because he poses as a fake intellectual

fuck that dude and fuck the moderators here
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: kilgore. on April 17, 2008, 03:55:24 PM
i'm not saying the fucking board is about random porn. it's just this board is rather spontaneous, posting random shit is just apart of it, and it adds to the entertainment and awesomeness of this board. i'm not backing that faggot "perfection" but deleting random shit by people just because of your work situation is kinda wack, even if it's a picture of some gigantic penis ramming into some chubby fellows mouth. and were you not the dude who was just giving some guy advice on how to block images from coming up ? why don't you take your advice and just do that.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 17, 2008, 03:56:15 PM
^ stop posting MFS

the hatersdink thread and beautiful women thread don't have NSFW in the title

stop posting, thats all youve got. your going to have to come at me with something more than that bullshit, i guess everyone had a good reason to run you off the forum the first time. im amazed you waste so much of your time coming on here and just telling people to stop posting, your that dude in the g string with all the guns and video game guitars arent you.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 17, 2008, 03:56:46 PM
i'm not saying the fucking board is about random porn. it's just this board is rather spontaneous, posting random shit is just apart of it, and it adds to the entertainment and awesomeness of this board. i'm not backing that faggot "perfection" but deleting random shit by people just because of your work situation is kinda wack, even if it's a picture of some gigantic penis ramming into some chubby fellows mouth. and were you not the dude who was just giving some guy advice on how to block images from coming up ? why don't you take your advice and just do that.

I would if my work used Firefox, but it doesn't we use an old version of IE.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 17, 2008, 03:57:34 PM
fuck that dude and fuck the moderators here

Your mad that you are not a mod anymore crybaby.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: poocrusher on April 17, 2008, 04:00:30 PM
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don't let your occupation ruin the over all feel of this board. moderator or not.
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This board was never about stupid porn pictures with out warning. I don't care if people post it in threads clearly marked NSFW.

I was trying to make the point that it was okay for the whole board to hate and post dicks on Rawbertsons face, but if one controversial person starts photoshopping dicks they get censored.  If Guile or BB starting Photoshopping dicks everywhere, there would be no censor.  In fact I thought Slap was all about photoshopping dicks. 

I don't think I've ever seen NSFW in any thread,  How many times have I or anyone else clicked on Meatspin or Goatse.  You can't just start claiming that shit now.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 17, 2008, 04:03:05 PM
that is a good point, but never ever stand up for rawbuttson. even in the name of freespeech.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: poocrusher on April 17, 2008, 04:08:48 PM
that is a good point, but never ever stand up for rawbuttson. even in the name of freespeech.

I'm not standing up for Rawbuttson...I'm standing up for my right and the right of every other slap poster to photoshop a dick on someone's face.

Would it make anyone feel any better if I photoshopped a dick on my own face...
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 17, 2008, 04:10:41 PM
NVM I FAIL
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 17, 2008, 04:11:23 PM
MFS is wack as fuck. Every response that he has ever posted makes me want cover my face out of sheer embarrassment. You're a grown man who is a joke to everybody except for little kids that come into your horrible shop. That shop will eventually go under and your alcoholic wife will leave you and take your autistic kid. STOP FUCKING POSTING you generic, wannabe, faggot SLAP-cliché.

Vegan, most of that goes for you too.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 17, 2008, 04:15:47 PM
MFS is wack as fuck. Every response that he has ever posted makes me want cover my face out of sheer embarrassment. You're a grown man who is a joke to everybody except for little kids that come into your horrible shop. That shop will eventually go under and your alcoholic wife will leave you and take your autistic kid. STOP FUCKING POSTING you generic, wannabe, faggot SLAP-cliché.

Vegan, most of that goes for you too.


 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*Did you fight Getz yet :-* :-* :-* :-*I need to add to my bucketlist whooping your ass :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 17, 2008, 04:16:26 PM
MFS is wack as fuck. Every response that he has ever posted makes me want cover my face out of sheer embarrassment. You're a grown man who is a joke to everybody except for little kids that come into your horrible shop. That shop will eventually go under and your alcoholic wife will leave you and take your autistic kid. STOP FUCKING POSTING you generic, wannabe, faggot SLAP-cliché.

Vegan, most of that goes for you too.

nice try but not quite, somebodys bitter because nobody like them. so it is true that having no friends turns you into an antisocial psychopath. keep trying bud, maybe everyone will start to like you again.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 17, 2008, 04:16:50 PM
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don't let your occupation ruin the over all feel of this board. moderator or not.
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This board was never about stupid porn pictures with out warning. I don't care if people post it in threads clearly marked NSFW.
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I was trying to make the point that it was okay for the whole board to hate and post dicks on Rawbertsons face, but if one controversial person starts photoshopping dicks they get censored.  If Guile or BB starting Photoshopping dicks everywhere, there would be no censor.  In fact I thought Slap was all about photoshopping dicks. 

I don't think I've ever seen NSFW in any thread,  How many times have I or anyone else clicked on Meatspin or Goatse.  You can't just start claiming that shit now.

Yeah I get what you are saying, at least with links I know better then to click on them.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: baxty on April 17, 2008, 04:18:29 PM
MFS is awesome.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 17, 2008, 04:19:11 PM
I'm not too stoked on kilgore calling me a "faggot" but if I was a moderator I wouldn't delete his post. Everyone needs to just calm down and imagine that soft ginger fellow giving you the meanest dome you have ever imagined ( I know I am).

Love,

Perfection
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 17, 2008, 04:21:01 PM
MFS is awesome.
nice to see youve made your way back here baxter. hurry up and become a pal again, its not the same without our little buddy.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 17, 2008, 04:22:13 PM
Some people actually like my signature BTW.

Can this thread go into CLASSIC SLAP now plox?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: baxty on April 17, 2008, 04:26:32 PM
To bad most people hate you, including I.

Ill be a pal one day, I did kook perfection last night on marty's account.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tonycoxhox on April 17, 2008, 05:21:43 PM
tims a typical slapper. his opinions on posters are based on all of the posters' opinions he likes. he doesnt really make up his own decision.  i like members like perfection stirring things up because it reminds me that we are just stupid skater boys writing geeky messages to each other. its also fun to read the insults people make against them when they are just posting stupid stuff to get funny replies.

 slap on, give some kooks, feel better about yourself.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 17, 2008, 05:57:19 PM
To bad most people hate you, including I.

Ill be a pal one day, I did kook perfection last night on marty's account.

You were tiredofitall/imsocool!!! and that makes me smile.

Ur so little that I could hold you down with ease and touch you everywhere. I'll invite Tim and we'll make you a shish kabob.

PM sent
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: baxty on April 17, 2008, 06:03:34 PM
My moves are to fast for you. Please, don't hurt yourself. I will kick your ass.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tonycoxhox on April 17, 2008, 06:09:13 PM
My moves are to fast for you.

 wouldnt that be.... a good thing?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: baxty on April 17, 2008, 06:17:48 PM
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My moves are to fast for you.
[close]

 wouldnt that be.... a good thing?
No, the exact opposite.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 17, 2008, 06:21:23 PM
tims a typical slapper. his opinions on posters are based on all of the posters' opinions he likes. he doesnt really make up his own decision.  i like members like perfection stirring things up because it reminds me that we are just stupid skater boys writing geeky messages to each other. its also fun to read the insults people make against them when they are just posting stupid stuff to get funny replies.

 slap on, give some kooks, feel better about yourself.

Dude, if I gave a shit about what other people think on here regarding myself or others I wouldn't have announced I was gay. Don't you have some "i'm not gay but I want to know what you do when you jack off" threads to start?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tonycoxhox on April 17, 2008, 06:27:59 PM
i have already started them all. plus, you would lock them even though they are just meant to be for fun.

 do you think im gay?  if you do, thats pretty cool.

 
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 17, 2008, 07:45:52 PM
no, but for straight dude you sure like to talk about other dudes dicks a lot.

and you sure got all up in my business when I came out.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 17, 2008, 07:53:57 PM
MFS is wack as fuck. Every response that he has ever posted makes me want cover my face out of sheer embarrassment. You're a grown man who is a joke to everybody except for little kids that come into your horrible shop. That shop will eventually go under and your alcoholic wife will leave you and take your autistic kid. STOP FUCKING POSTING you generic, wannabe, faggot SLAP-cliché.

Vegan, most of that goes for you too.

dude, you pretty much crossed the line bringing people's significant-others and children into this.

knock that shit off.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: smallest dick here on April 17, 2008, 07:56:50 PM
(http://www.ctv.ca/mini/degrassi2006/images/300_degrassi_podcast.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 17, 2008, 07:57:16 PM
wow, even Perfection seems to have shown some class and deleted a bad joke towards me.

don't flatter yourself too much though. you wouldn't have had a chance with me.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Mackattack on April 17, 2008, 07:58:10 PM
HEY, NOICE THREAD.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 17, 2008, 07:58:36 PM
thanks, we try
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 17, 2008, 07:59:26 PM
don't flatter yourself too much though. you wouldn't have had a chance with me.

for some reason i see this as the biggest diss ever
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 17, 2008, 08:02:41 PM
wow, even Perfection seems to have shown some class and deleted a bad joke towards me.

don't flatter yourself too much though. you wouldn't have had a chance with me.

Yeah, sorry for the joke Timmy, it wasn't even rude, it was just really stupid.

Don't tease me about my chances though. Baxter PM'ed me and said that he was down for whatever just in case.

Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 17, 2008, 08:04:59 PM
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don't flatter yourself too much though. you wouldn't have had a chance with me.
[close]

for some reason i see this as the biggest diss ever

oh boy
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 17, 2008, 08:07:38 PM
100 posts, 900 to go bro's

Once I'm in, I'll decorate the GNAR PAD
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 17, 2008, 08:12:56 PM
you really think you'll last that long?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 17, 2008, 08:17:30 PM
you really think you'll last that long?

Holy shit, he's flirting with me.

How about this, how long do you want me to last?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 17, 2008, 08:22:58 PM
don't flatter yourself too much though. you wouldn't have had a chance with me.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tonycoxhox on April 17, 2008, 08:27:12 PM
no, but for straight dude you sure like to talk about other dudes dicks a lot.

and you sure got all up in my business when I came out.

 yes, i enjoy dick talk a lot. i dont get sexually excited when i see them though.

 and yeah, the internet is a perfect place to ask questions that you would normally be too embarrassed to ask. i wasnt trying to make fun of you or anything if thats what it came off as.


 

 
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 17, 2008, 08:36:06 PM
OK Timmy, but I was just checking out the scene, not going stage diving.

This conversation got almost as intense as having my hands filling the delicious orifices of a mini ginger and a chubby ginger at the same time.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 17, 2008, 08:38:47 PM
wasn't it you that PMed me hoping I knew how to get in touch with the goatse dude?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: gangsta fred on April 17, 2008, 08:59:41 PM
Tim, is wrestling the usual foreplay for your erotic endeavors?

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 17, 2008, 09:27:38 PM
did you guys hear something?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: biggums mcgee on April 17, 2008, 09:40:40 PM
this threads gonna get moved to Classic Slap just because this is the most Tims been active in forever..

perfection you've made me chuckle a few times...stick around! and abstruction D, you're the worst man. you and mt really make people from your area look like ignorant fucks..no diss to the raleighdurham scene..
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: gangsta fred on April 17, 2008, 09:42:45 PM
Well, ignored Fred did hear the wind whistle, as it crossed the path of your widened asshole. It sounded similar to the tune Wayfaring Stranger

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Allen. on April 17, 2008, 09:49:24 PM
I honestly think Perfection posted shit under my old username with a link to child porn in it.

Fuck you, dude.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 17, 2008, 09:51:26 PM
this threads gonna get moved to Classic Slap just because this is the most Tims been active in forever..
I think it is because I am skating now more than I have in a long long. or I just need attention.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 17, 2008, 09:52:42 PM
Perfection, could you please change your sig to something more tame?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: bizarro gub on April 17, 2008, 10:24:05 PM
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MFS is wack as fuck. Every response that he has ever posted makes me want cover my face out of sheer embarrassment. You're a grown man who is a joke to everybody except for little kids that come into your horrible shop. That shop will eventually go under and your alcoholic wife will leave you and take your autistic kid. STOP FUCKING POSTING you generic, wannabe, faggot SLAP-cliché.

Vegan, most of that goes for you too.

[close]

 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*Did you fight Getz yet :-* :-* :-* :-*I need to add to my bucketlist whooping your ass :-* :-* :-* :-*

are you insinuating that absurdicon delta is greg?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Mackattack on April 17, 2008, 10:30:31 PM
I'll never understand this planet
The way these humans love to ram it
I much prefer the censor rings
and all the timeless joy they bring
My conehead love is inter stellar
Offeheimer Edward Teller
Our home on Remulack is distant
my cone and all have low resistance
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: baxty on April 17, 2008, 11:12:55 PM
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wow, even Perfection seems to have shown some class and deleted a bad joke towards me.

don't flatter yourself too much though. you wouldn't have had a chance with me.
[close]

Yeah, sorry for the joke Timmy, it wasn't even rude, it was just really stupid.

Don't tease me about my chances though. Baxter PM'ed me and said that he was down for whatever just in case.


Well, Hot Fudge what's it going to be tonight?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 18, 2008, 03:51:46 AM
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MFS is wack as fuck. Every response that he has ever posted makes me want cover my face out of sheer embarrassment. You're a grown man who is a joke to everybody except for little kids that come into your horrible shop. That shop will eventually go under and your alcoholic wife will leave you and take your autistic kid. STOP FUCKING POSTING you generic, wannabe, faggot SLAP-cliché.

Vegan, most of that goes for you too.

[close]

 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*Did you fight Getz yet :-* :-* :-* :-*I need to add to my bucketlist whooping your ass :-* :-* :-* :-*
[close]

are you insinuating that absurdicon delta is greg?

He sure acts like him if he is not.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Bipsmound on April 18, 2008, 05:52:38 AM
I love these spicy drama threads. 

Poocrusher is rad and MFS is in fact pretty fucking embarassing.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: ahlee on April 18, 2008, 05:55:29 AM
by the way this thread is going im sure everyone will resolve their differences by the end of the day and everyone will be happy.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 18, 2008, 06:48:35 AM
r u gay or just regular
sorry, didn't mean to offend those of you with a scat fetish like yourself.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 18, 2008, 06:57:59 AM
hey whats wrong with a scat fetish

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 18, 2008, 07:18:07 AM
I love these spicy drama threads. 

Poocrusher is rad and MFS is in fact pretty fucking embarassing.
explain?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Bipsmound on April 18, 2008, 07:22:54 AM
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I love these spicy drama threads. 

Poocrusher is rad and MFS is in fact pretty fucking embarassing.
[close]
explain?
Allright, well Poocrusher just always seems to be on point.  His posts have a certain how do you say, je ne ce quois to them.  A tactful exploration of social issues, and a heart of gold.  A++
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 18, 2008, 07:27:10 AM
if your going to call me out at least have the nuts to explain. ill admit poocrusher got some good material but man up.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: vicky on April 18, 2008, 07:36:58 AM
(http://www.downtownpet.com/blog/uploaded_images/two-dogs-hugging-771235.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Bipsmound on April 18, 2008, 07:37:45 AM
Oh you mean, you!

"I've learned that generally useless posts, a reeking desperation for acceptance, the right clothes and a great car can get you far in America, almost to the top, but it can't get you everything."

(http://www.premiere.fr/var/premiere/storage/images/diaporama/wayne-s-world/wayne-s-world-1992__13/2001230-1-fre-FR/wayne_s_world_1992_reference.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 18, 2008, 07:42:48 AM
at least your coming at me like a man, considering i couldnt give a fuck what you think about me. I think its funny that you put so much emphasis on post quality, it speaks volumes about the quality of your life outside this place.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: vicky on April 18, 2008, 07:44:15 AM
you guys ever see a tick this fat?
(http://www.thepetcenter.com/gen/itchtick_AmericanDogTick_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 18, 2008, 07:45:46 AM
its a fucking lima bean with legs!
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: BriDen on April 18, 2008, 07:46:39 AM
you guys ever see a tick this fat?
I used to see them, but then I learned to use the ignore function.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tag_king on April 18, 2008, 07:48:22 AM
I want to be grossed out, but its almost.. cute?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 18, 2008, 07:50:38 AM
you guys ever see a tick this fat?
(http://www.thepetcenter.com/gen/itchtick_AmericanDogTick_2.jpg)
isn't that Smallest Dick Here's pride and joy?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: smallest dick here on April 18, 2008, 07:52:50 AM
SORT OF. IVE GOT A PEE HOLE AND SHAVED PUBES FOR THE ACTION IM NOT GOING TO GET. WAY TO RUIN THE THREAD VICKY.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Lance on April 18, 2008, 07:56:26 AM
you guys ever see a tick this fat?
(http://www.thepetcenter.com/gen/itchtick_AmericanDogTick_2.jpg)
put that one in things im scared of, that thing is BROLIC
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: vicky on April 18, 2008, 07:57:27 AM
(http://entomology.unl.edu/images/ticks/engorged_ticks.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: marty. on April 18, 2008, 07:59:07 AM
Vicky, please. We're trying to have a tasteful thread here, don't go grossing it up.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 18, 2008, 08:00:40 AM
Damn, I wanted to derail this thread. The tick thing was a perfect choice.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: biggums mcgee on April 18, 2008, 09:19:20 AM
Bipsmound your post made my day
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: gangsta fred on April 18, 2008, 09:26:31 AM
Goddamnit, MFS, stop posting. You have the intelligence of an orange wristband.

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: H8R part 4 on April 18, 2008, 10:40:51 AM
like sands through the hour glass, so are the days of pals lives
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: biggums mcgee on April 18, 2008, 11:23:16 AM
like sands through the hour glass, so are the days of pals lives

oh my god...I'm addicted!
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: cold budweisers on April 18, 2008, 11:24:53 AM
(http://doglaw.hugpug.com/images/DogLaw_img_78.jpg)
HEY AM I DOING THIS RIGHT
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 18, 2008, 11:53:12 AM
If you're going to photoshop my face, can you at least put some dicks somewhere in there? Have some class. Damn.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 18, 2008, 01:35:46 PM
Hey SW33TS, welcome back to my thread. Did you not see the dick going inside of you on page 2? Oh well, I updated my sig for emergencies such as this.

WAY TO RUIN THE THREAD VICKY.

Good call, pal

Love,

Perfection
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sven thorkel on April 18, 2008, 06:15:31 PM
hey guys, just checking in on this thread. its pretty entertaining. some dicks, some controversy, some good bipsmound and tony posts.

see, the thing about posters like perfection is they are shit disturbers. their goal is to get the people they aim their post at all riled up and guess what, they do. they are winners. when people respond to it with long strung out posts do they think they will hit a soft spot in the shit disturbers and all a sudden they will just go away and leave slap a nice little kingdom where everyone can just agree on everything? that would be pretty boring, so maybe it aint the worst thing to have people like that here. at least this guy doesnt have 600 posts a day like tonycoxhoxsux! did
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 18, 2008, 07:15:41 PM
Cant be friends with everyone, bitchmound and freddy are just looking for some attention anyways.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Mooley on April 19, 2008, 04:06:26 AM
I'm just going to go ahead and say that Bipsmound, I appreciate the work you do here.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: B.P. Richfield on April 19, 2008, 05:12:46 AM
hey guys, just checking in on this thread. its pretty entertaining. some dicks, some controversy, some good bipsmound and tony posts.

see, the thing about posters like perfection is they are shit disturbers. their goal is to get the people they aim their post at all riled up and guess what, they do. they are winners. when people respond to it with long strung out posts do they think they will hit a soft spot in the shit disturbers and all a sudden they will just go away and leave slap a nice little kingdom where everyone can just agree on everything? that would be pretty boring, so maybe it aint the worst thing to have people like that here. at least this guy doesnt have 600 posts a day like tonycoxhoxsux! did
I just applauded to my computer screen.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: artichoke on April 19, 2008, 11:21:44 AM
hey guys, just checking in on this thread. its pretty entertaining. some dicks, some controversy, some good bipsmound and tony posts.

see, the thing about posters like perfection is they are shit disturbers. their goal is to get the people they aim their post at all riled up and guess what, they do. they are winners. when people respond to it with long strung out posts do they think they will hit a soft spot in the shit disturbers and all a sudden they will just go away and leave slap a nice little kingdom where everyone can just agree on everything? that would be pretty boring, so maybe it aint the worst thing to have people like that here. at least this guy doesnt have 600 posts a day like tonycoxhoxsux! did

(http://hardwarelogic.com/articles/blogs/Website_Reviews_and_You/MoreYouKnow.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: lenny on April 19, 2008, 11:46:22 AM
can we delete them or make it something funny like everytime they say a particular word like faggot or fuck it just says i love fuzzy puppies

yeah, puppies are cool.

*goes to pet store*
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: bill hates on April 19, 2008, 12:17:03 PM
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hey guys, just checking in on this thread. its pretty entertaining. some dicks, some controversy, some good bipsmound and tony posts.

see, the thing about posters like perfection is they are shit disturbers. their goal is to get the people they aim their post at all riled up and guess what, they do. they are winners. when people respond to it with long strung out posts do they think they will hit a soft spot in the shit disturbers and all a sudden they will just go away and leave slap a nice little kingdom where everyone can just agree on everything? that would be pretty boring, so maybe it aint the worst thing to have people like that here. at least this guy doesnt have 600 posts a day like tonycoxhoxsux! did
[close]

(http://hardwarelogic.com/articles/blogs/Website_Reviews_and_You/MoreYouKnow.jpg)

hhahahahahahahahaaha
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Alexactly on April 19, 2008, 02:07:17 PM
I think its funny that you put so much emphasis on post quality, it speaks volumes about the quality of your life outside this place.

Ughh.

Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sven thorkel on April 19, 2008, 05:09:21 PM
MFS posts alot like the red army. hes always sending a ton across the volga river, but most of them will end up being fish food
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on April 19, 2008, 05:36:20 PM
MFS posts alot like the red army. hes always sending a ton across the volga river, but most of them will end up being fish food
WOW
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 19, 2008, 09:10:38 PM
wow is right, i had no idea so many people on here hated me. im almost honored.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: //////////// on April 19, 2008, 09:13:44 PM
yeah well you shouldnt be
idiot
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 19, 2008, 09:19:55 PM
you sure were nice to me when you wanted fully flared tickets you fake piece of shit.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 19, 2008, 09:23:59 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 19, 2008, 09:24:22 PM
actually now that i think of it that was stagefright. i still couldnt give a fuck what some random dude on the internet thinks about me.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 19, 2008, 09:26:15 PM
oh yes you do you wack bitch
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 19, 2008, 09:28:18 PM
also i dont hide behind anonymity like you. everyone here knows who i am, not just some random pussy hiding behind his screenname. as for absurdicon, you are considered a joke on here even by the lowest of the low so your opinion means shit.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: kilgore. on April 19, 2008, 09:30:46 PM
just wait it out and let sw33ts come in here and take some punches at Perfection.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 19, 2008, 09:33:14 PM
also i dont hide behind anonymity like you. everyone here knows who i am, not just some random pussy hiding behind his screenname. as for absurdicon, you are considered a joke on here even by the lowest of the low so your opinion means shit.

you're just regurgitating what I already said to you

how embarrassing








STOP POSTING
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 19, 2008, 09:35:52 PM
stop posting, original. why dont you take some more shots at my family you sad waste of skin.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 19, 2008, 09:36:42 PM
^seriously stop posting

just wait it out and let sw33ts come in here and take some punches at Perfection.

that fat bitch was already in here
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: baxty on April 19, 2008, 09:38:44 PM
I think maybe its sanch.

But really  absurdicon guess what?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 19, 2008, 09:41:52 PM
i would love to find out its sanch, but i dont think sanch would take shots at peoples family.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: artichoke on April 19, 2008, 09:44:19 PM
I was under the impression that absurdicon was YMHY.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 19, 2008, 09:46:03 PM
thats what i keep hearing aswell, if so mods need to deal with him again. hes just mad because they gave him the boot, little fucking crybaby.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: //////////// on April 19, 2008, 09:51:56 PM
you sure were nice to me when you wanted fully flared tickets you fake piece of shit.

also i dont hide behind anonymity like you. everyone here knows who i am, not just some random pussy hiding behind his screenname. as for absurdicon, you are considered a joke on here even by the lowest of the low so your opinion means shit.

stop posting, original. why dont you take some more shots at my family you sad waste of skin.

i would love to find out its sanch, but i dont think sanch would take shots at peoples family.

and i quote
little fucking crybaby.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 19, 2008, 10:00:41 PM
point?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: barr on April 19, 2008, 10:14:20 PM
the ignore button doesn't work for me
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: jesus0nvi4gra on April 19, 2008, 10:25:30 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 19, 2008, 10:31:25 PM
i have no hate towards anyone, except absurdicon delta. frankenberry im sure is a nice dude, regardless of what he thinks of me.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: baxty on April 19, 2008, 11:14:18 PM
the ignore button doesn't work for me
Copy and paste the name into the ignore list, click profile then look at all the little features and you will find it.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 20, 2008, 02:32:45 AM
MFS,

I think that your moodiness is adorable.

Regards,

Perfection
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 20, 2008, 02:38:15 AM
SW33TS is my little dwarf who whistles while he works.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Mouth on April 20, 2008, 05:41:15 AM
(http://members.airsoftcanada.com/digital_assasin/Forum%20Stuff/Misc/oh_snap.gif)
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 20, 2008, 08:05:08 AM
MFS,

I think that your moodiness is adorable.

Regards,

Perfection
Lets just say i havent been getting alot of sleep.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 20, 2008, 06:37:56 PM
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w70/SW33TSphoto/3perfectionmonster.jpg)
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w70/SW33TSphoto/friskit_typing1.jpg)

Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: gangsta fred on April 20, 2008, 06:53:53 PM
Too stupid to retort with words, so he pounds his greasy fingers on the keyboard to find overused pictures.

-the ace of spades, the jack of clubs
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 21, 2008, 07:12:54 AM
Silly comebacks are easy

- The queen of hearts
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: mr. otsu on April 21, 2008, 08:59:06 AM
Too stupid to retort with words, so he pounds his greasy fingers on the keyboard to find overused pictures.

-the ace of spades, the jack of clubs


reading that made my eyes bleed


- especially the second signature
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 21, 2008, 05:12:29 PM
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w70/SW33TSphoto/3perfectionmonster.jpg)
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w70/SW33TSphoto/friskit_typing1.jpg)



Dear Chubbs,

Thank you for linking me to your photobucket account.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w70/SW33TSphoto

I hope that our relationship can blossom.

Love,

Perfection

Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 21, 2008, 05:32:11 PM
*yawn*

PS- I don't have red hair. Just my beard. Let's see a pic of you, Perfection. I'm curious as to what my biggest fan looks like.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 21, 2008, 05:58:37 PM
*yawn*

PS- I don't have red hair. Just my beard. Let's see a pic of you, Perfection. I'm curious as to what my biggest fan looks like.
Me too. Red beard, black hair. Non-stop questioning because of it. "You dye your hair?" "nope." "You dye your beard?" "nope."
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 21, 2008, 06:00:03 PM
Look, you can say whatever you want about me, I can take it. Leave my son out of your thoughts completely. That's crossing the line. Why are you so pissed and vile, anyway? Is there trouble at home? Come on, maybe I can help you get rid of those demons.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: bill hates on April 21, 2008, 06:00:52 PM
(http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc293/wah0u/18655579.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 21, 2008, 06:10:40 PM
Gipper, your avatar/50 Cent of Politics comment made me laugh. What the fuck is up with having different beard/hair color?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 21, 2008, 06:14:18 PM
way to change subjects

surely your plus-size underwear isn't in a bunch
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 21, 2008, 06:17:44 PM
I love how that's pretty much all you can joke about. I'm tired of going back and forth with you guys. Wow! I have poop and dicks photoshopped on me. I'm not going to ignore you but, I'd rather talk to Gipper about how strange it is to have red in my beard and blond hair. You guys continue your hate. I'm sure it's making your penis grow by the syllable.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: bill hates on April 21, 2008, 06:21:35 PM
there are people on both sides of the argument that i like and dislike, and as much as i would like to join, ill just stick with the subject of fat people

(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w303/PalCrap/fat_kid.jpg)

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(http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh52/benteknon/fatkid-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 21, 2008, 06:23:20 PM
or you could just not post anymore
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 21, 2008, 06:28:34 PM
hey perfection, saying shit about a mans kid is wrong on multiple levels.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 21, 2008, 06:29:11 PM
Gipper, your avatar/50 Cent of Politics comment made me laugh. What the fuck is up with having different beard/hair color?
I don't know what is up with it. My dad had a red moustache, but now it's gray. The rest of the hair on me is black, just a beard. When it comes in it comes in all black, then at some point, boom! Red.
Ain't it a bitch about Reagan and 50? Shit, I'd definitely trade them in for Biggie and Robert Kennedy. It would be a better world. Hinkley just didn't love Jodie Foster enough.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: BriDen on April 21, 2008, 06:31:06 PM
I'm still a little confused on the Gipper/50 cent comparison... like, Reagan was Nate's favorite politician?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 21, 2008, 06:32:53 PM
No. That's Reagan on the ground, after he go shot. Him and 50 both survived getting shot, and only got bigger after it.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: BriDen on April 21, 2008, 06:34:40 PM
That makes a lot more sense. But still, I was hoping Reagan had a rap album floating around out there.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 21, 2008, 06:38:44 PM
Yeah, non-rappers rapping was pretty big in the 80's. I had a 7" of the superbowl shuffle I used to play on my playskool turntable. I don't think Reagan ever did anything associated with black people, aside from oppress them.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 21, 2008, 07:11:56 PM
Go fuck yourself.
Perfection, you crossed the line again. Talking shit about someone's kid is fucked.

Get lost, asshole.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection* on April 21, 2008, 07:22:11 PM
Timmy, quit finding reasons to drive a wedge in between us. I only stated that his kid was going to be a ginger.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 21, 2008, 07:27:04 PM
IP BAN!
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: bill hates on April 21, 2008, 08:01:45 PM
or you could just not post anymore
you know how i said there are people on both sides that i like and dislike?
fuck you.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 21, 2008, 08:22:42 PM
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Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 21, 2008, 08:23:40 PM
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Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 21, 2008, 08:24:21 PM
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Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: gangsta fred on April 21, 2008, 09:09:14 PM
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Too stupid to retort with words, so he pounds his greasy fingers on the keyboard to find overused pictures.

-the ace of spades, the jack of clubs
[close]


reading that made my eyes bleed


- especially the second signature

Gook, go home.

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 21, 2008, 09:56:08 PM
Yeah, non-rappers rapping was pretty big in the 80's. I had a 7" of the superbowl shuffle I used to play on my playskool turntable. I don't think Reagan ever did anything associated with black people, aside from oppress them.

There's also a strong argument that his policies' actually fueled late 80's/early 90's hip-hop. The Golden Era, if you will. Great art always seems to be fueled by oppression, at least on some level.

The beard thing is really weird. I have blond hair but, my beard comes in a brownish red. I actually shaved my this weekend due to a trimming slip. Pretty bummed about it, though, I'm sure it will make a triumphant return.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: mr. otsu on April 22, 2008, 06:58:01 AM
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Too stupid to retort with words, so he pounds his greasy fingers on the keyboard to find overused pictures.

-the ace of spades, the jack of clubs
[close]


reading that made my eyes bleed


- especially the second signature
[close]

Gook, go home.

-the ace of spades


Too stupid to retort at all, pulls out the race card

-btw I'm black
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tonycoxhox on April 22, 2008, 08:07:08 AM
black people with japanese names is the funniest thing on earth.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: gangsta fred on April 22, 2008, 12:08:55 PM
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Too stupid to retort with words, so he pounds his greasy fingers on the keyboard to find overused pictures.

-the ace of spades, the jack of clubs
[close]


reading that made my eyes bleed


- especially the second signature
[close]

Gook, go home.

-the ace of spades
[close]


Too stupid to retort at all, pulls out the race card

-btw Im black

Too bad your father did not pull out, now I have to deal with some brown bastard. And of course, the typical brown bastard does not grasp the english language and the word retort. I want to date rape your mind, body, and soul. Stop posting, and get the fuck off the internet.

-the ace of spades, vicodin

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: bill hates on April 22, 2008, 12:13:10 PM
can we count on an overdose any time soon, mr fred?

- the scoot of boards
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: grimcity on April 22, 2008, 12:35:41 PM
I'm one of the guys that gets those "reports" whenever someone decides to report a post. I've had a few asking why we haven't done any banning or whatever because of some things in this thread, so I just want to throw this out to you:

Moderators can't ban anyone.
I personally only delete posts that are unquestionably spam, but even then I talk shit first.
I'm not really keen on deleting posts, even when they're incredibly tasteless or offensive to my standards.

If you want someone banned, it's going to have to be through Twitch. If someone you don't know is really getting under your skin, just ignore them and the thread in question. It's the ultimate way to defuse a troll.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: gangsta fred on April 22, 2008, 12:37:57 PM
The fact that I make sure to also take no doze, and the fact that I am not some dick-sucking, weak-minded moderator prevents any overdosing from occurring. 95% of this message board needs to overdose, and stop posting.

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: bill hates on April 22, 2008, 12:40:11 PM
The fact that I make sure to also take no doze, and the fact that I am not some dick-sucking, weak-minded moderator prevents any overdosing from occurring. 95% of this message board needs to overdose, and stop posting.

-the ace of spades
...so is that a no?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: bizarro gub on April 22, 2008, 12:43:35 PM
without posters like greg, mizzark, prefection,beautiful, this board would have its pizaz. you almost need them to hate. if they wernt around all this board would be is a giant circle jerk. since this whole doug brown thing started, beautifuls posts are not even terribly funny anymore, they are just gay.

gangsta fred
absuridcon delta
prefection
tonycoxhoxsox!

keep doing it big.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: gangsta fred on April 22, 2008, 12:47:41 PM
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The fact that I make sure to also take no doze, and the fact that I am not some dick-sucking, weak-minded moderator prevents any overdosing from occurring. 95% of this message board needs to overdose, and stop posting.

-the ace of spades
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...so is that a no?



The scoot of boards, is it nonchalant when your family members fuck around naked? It was obviously answered.

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: bill hates on April 22, 2008, 12:49:36 PM
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The fact that I make sure to also take no doze, and the fact that I am not some dick-sucking, weak-minded moderator prevents any overdosing from occurring. 95% of this message board needs to overdose, and stop posting.

-the ace of spades
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...so is that a no?
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The scoot of boards, is it nonchalant when your family members fuck around naked? It was obviously answered.

-the ace of spades
why would you ask a question thats obviously answered, fredrick?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: gangsta fred on April 22, 2008, 12:56:58 PM
That was likely a traumatizing experience to be upon your conscience.
Do you know of your mental and physical disabilities that resulted, young man?
Did these incest driven relationships at least allow you to lead a life with a large cock?

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 22, 2008, 12:59:33 PM
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Yeah, non-rappers rapping was pretty big in the 80's. I had a 7" of the superbowl shuffle I used to play on my playskool turntable. I don't think Reagan ever did anything associated with black people, aside from oppress them.
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There's also a strong argument that his policies' actually fueled late 80's/early 90's hip-hop. The Golden Era, if you will. Great art always seems to be fueled by oppression, at least on some level.

The beard thing is really weird. I have blond hair but, my beard comes in a brownish red. I actually shaved my this weekend due to a trimming slip. Pretty bummed about it, though, I'm sure it will make a triumphant return.

Yeah, Reagan helped hip hop by sitting on his hands letting crack blow up in the inner cities, putting a halt to the civil rights movement, and ignoring the AIDS pandemic. Crime went up, average wages went down.

How does your red come in to the beard? Mine starts off black, and gets weird red patches in random places until it grows in fully and the red fills in. When I used to substitute teach for little kids and they'd ask me about it I would just tell them that I am not very good at eating cheetos.

Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 22, 2008, 02:16:19 PM
The fact that I make sure to also take no doze, and the fact that I am not some dick-sucking, weak-minded moderator prevents any overdosing from occurring. 95% of this message board needs to overdose, and stop posting.

-the ace of spades
I was going to respond to this, but don't really see what the point is.

If you have a fucking problem with me being gay you can go fuck yourself along with Perfection. I make no apologies for being myself. The only thing I am sorry for is asking Nick not to ban you after I had initially asked him to as it seemed you had mellowed out.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 22, 2008, 02:32:37 PM
The one thing I like about Gangster Fred the the others is that he (they) is such a loser that he goes out of his way to cause trouble and get attention on a message board! I mean dude is such a loser that he makes me look cool, and that takes a lot. Bravo young sir bravo

- The Queen of Hearts
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 22, 2008, 08:02:00 PM
^ Vegan no one can make you look cool, you're fucking awful

I see that you faggots are banning people now

oh and still deleting posts
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: faceneck on April 22, 2008, 08:29:35 PM
I love reading butt hurt posts
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: poocrusher on April 22, 2008, 10:17:08 PM
He didn't really get banned did he?

If so, this place has turned to shit.  Mother Goose must've got her feathers Rustled.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: EricLogan on April 23, 2008, 02:23:31 AM
I love reading butt hurt posts

high fives on the jcasey sigs!
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: mr. otsu on April 23, 2008, 05:39:34 AM

The scoot of boards, is it nonchalant when your family members fuck around naked? It was obviously answered.

-the ace of spades



oh my


-you write like a 14 year-old
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: H8R part 4 on April 23, 2008, 05:52:25 AM
wow, 8 pages of secondhand embarassment.

why don't you guys bust out a tape measure and whip out your cocks to see whos got the biggest wang?
oh nevermind, i forgot you guys all have pussies.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 23, 2008, 09:08:04 AM
^ Vegan no one can make you look cool, you're fucking awful

I see that you faggots are banning people now

oh and still deleting posts

Greg I have never banned anyone, I have never had the ability to do that. I only delete posts when asked by someone who is offended, if I don't get asked I leave it alone. Yes I am awful but at least I don't live in a trailer park and spend most of my time in jail.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 23, 2008, 09:09:19 AM
wow, 8 pages of secondhand embarassment.

why don't you guys bust out a tape measure and whip out your cocks to see whos got the biggest wang?
oh nevermind, i forgot you guys all have pussies.


You rang?

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Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: beeda weeda on April 23, 2008, 09:43:56 AM
oh....hey guys, I just got here, what did I miss?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: bill hates on April 23, 2008, 09:46:19 AM
stop wasting your energy here
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn301/houndeded/0dca7a35.jpg)
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=24117.msg587064;topicseen#msg587064
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: deluxe_six on April 23, 2008, 10:07:54 AM
hey guys, what's up?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Bipsmound on April 23, 2008, 12:25:26 PM
Ban This!  Rebellion George Powell style.  We can race office chairs down the hall and groove out to the sultry sounds of Dennis Dragon.  I searched for animal chin in yer butthole and all I found were some overbearing moderators. 
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 23, 2008, 12:57:56 PM
Ban This!  Rebellion George Powell style.  We can race office chairs down the hall and groove out to the sultry sounds of Dennis Dragon.  I searched for animal chin in yer butthole and all I found were some overbearing moderators. 

this place has some of the most laid back mods ever. on non-skating message boards most of us would have been banned years ago.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: jesus0nvi4gra on April 23, 2008, 01:35:02 PM
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Ban This!  Rebellion George Powell style.  We can race office chairs down the hall and groove out to the sultry sounds of Dennis Dragon.  I searched for animal chin in yer butthole and all I found were some overbearing moderators. 
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this place has some of the most laid back mods ever. on non-skating message boards most of us would have been banned years ago.

Truth.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Bipsmound on April 23, 2008, 02:05:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/WsuBsuNLfy4&hl=en
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: poocrusher on April 23, 2008, 03:13:35 PM
Yeah I know those mods on the "My little Pony Forums" sure are Harsh.

http://robotmantheblog.com/2006/10/25/so-i-guess-i-got-kicked-off-another-my-little-pony-forum/ (http://robotmantheblog.com/2006/10/25/so-i-guess-i-got-kicked-off-another-my-little-pony-forum/)
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: underachiever on April 23, 2008, 03:26:52 PM
"your picture of Stalin riding a Year3 Limited Edition Starflower inside a German concentration camp was both upsetting and historically inaccurate."
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 23, 2008, 05:04:44 PM
Yeah I know those mods on the "My little Pony Forums" sure are Harsh.

http://robotmantheblog.com/2006/10/25/so-i-guess-i-got-kicked-off-another-my-little-pony-forum/ (http://robotmantheblog.com/2006/10/25/so-i-guess-i-got-kicked-off-another-my-little-pony-forum/)

Was that you? Nice.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: poocrusher on April 23, 2008, 05:16:27 PM
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Yeah I know those mods on the "My little Pony Forums" sure are Harsh.

http://robotmantheblog.com/2006/10/25/so-i-guess-i-got-kicked-off-another-my-little-pony-forum/ (http://robotmantheblog.com/2006/10/25/so-i-guess-i-got-kicked-off-another-my-little-pony-forum/)
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Was that you? Nice.

No, one of my friends sent me the link a couple months ago.  I'm neither creative enough, nor smart enough to think up something that awesome.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 23, 2008, 05:21:44 PM
one time SLUTBALL posted "we should lynch that little nigger" when referring to Nyjah Huston and he didn't get banned

I'm curious as to what Perfection said that was worse than that
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 23, 2008, 05:45:56 PM
one time SLUTBALL posted "we should lynch that little nigger" when referring to Nyjah Huston and he didn't get banned

I'm curious as to what Perfection said that was worse than that

He should have been but seeing as only one person has the power to do that I am not surprised.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sergioflorez on April 23, 2008, 05:49:30 PM
perfection didnt make any racist remarks. it was gangsta fred aka albert pike that wrote


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Too stupid to retort with words, so he pounds his greasy fingers on the keyboard to find overused pictures.

-the ace of spades, the jack of clubs
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reading that made my eyes bleed


- especially the second signature
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Gook, go home.

-the ace of spades
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Too stupid to retort at all, pulls out the race card

-btw Im black
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Too bad your father did not pull out, now I have to deal with some brown bastard. And of course, the typical brown bastard does not grasp the english language and the word retort. I want to date rape your mind, body, and soul. Stop posting, and get the fuck off the internet.

-the ace of spades, vicodin

-the ace of spades
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 23, 2008, 05:50:29 PM
FREE PERFECTION!!!!
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: poocrusher on April 23, 2008, 05:55:20 PM
I looked through everyone of his posts and not one was rascist.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 23, 2008, 08:39:24 PM
But some where homophobic which is just as bad. So fuck him and Gangster Fred
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 23, 2008, 09:08:36 PM
Alexactly has been pretty homophonic since him and I had butt sex.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: SFblah on April 23, 2008, 09:25:28 PM
Damn, last time I looked this thing was only 2 pages.  I need to get out of the Myspace thread more...or actually I should skate more.  We all should.

Poocrusher did supply me with a great sig from page 2 or 3 though.  Thank you.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sven thorkel on April 24, 2008, 07:19:21 AM
"your picture of Stalin riding a Year3 Limited Edition Starflower inside a German concentration camp was both upsetting and historically inaccurate."

"I dont know where you get your facts. The first generation of My Little Ponies were made by Hasbro, not the Khmer Rouge. And Hasbro hasn't made toys out of human skulls since the 1960's" - PonyFAP
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tonycoxhox on April 24, 2008, 07:45:17 AM
there are tons of homophobic people on slap. or at least people who make homophobic posts.

no one should get banned. even people who make racist posts.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 24, 2008, 08:13:58 AM
I have no sympathy for him. While some of you guys found him funny (I did too, once in a while), when you start talking about people's children and family, it's crossing the line. Gangster Fred is definitely guilty of some these things too but, he's not as smart so, he's pretty much harmless. Of course, Perfection had some personal vendetta against me, so I'm admittedly biased.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: bill hates on April 24, 2008, 08:20:07 AM
perfection was never racist and i dont know if he should have been banned, nor do i care

but that was some bull shit he said to sw33ts
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tonycoxhox on April 24, 2008, 08:27:41 AM
I have no sympathy for him. While some of you guys found him funny (I did too, once in a while), when you start talking about people's children and family, it's crossing the line. Gangster Fred is definitely guilty of some these things too but, he's not as smart so, he's pretty much harmless. Of course, Perfection had some personal vendetta against me, so I'm admittedly biased.

 but who decides where the line is?  banning someone and taking away their right to post is just unfair. theres even an ignore button.

 
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 24, 2008, 09:01:38 AM
I see your point. I think the line should be drawn at talking about someone's family. I gave ATM shit about that crack about someone's brother dying because of drugs. That's uncalled for. A community (and this is a community) has to decide what they will and won't stand for and my guess is, enough people decided Perfection had to go.
 
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 24, 2008, 09:12:41 AM
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I have no sympathy for him. While some of you guys found him funny (I did too, once in a while), when you start talking about people's children and family, it's crossing the line. Gangster Fred is definitely guilty of some these things too but, he's not as smart so, he's pretty much harmless. Of course, Perfection had some personal vendetta against me, so I'm admittedly biased.
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 but who decides where the line is?  banning someone and taking away their right to post is just unfair. theres even an ignore button.

 

He was warned to stop what he was doing that was offending everyone. He just wanted negative attention or to cause trouble, which is sad considering this is a message board, maybe his mommy didn't love him enough?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 24, 2008, 09:14:16 AM
after he got rid of the dwarf man avatar he didnt offend me at all.........i thought he was pretty funny.......not when he talked about sweets kid though but mostly everything else he said
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Sleazy on April 24, 2008, 09:16:08 AM
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Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 24, 2008, 09:17:01 AM
talking about someones kid inappropriately should mean an instant ban. 
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: grimcity on April 24, 2008, 09:31:56 AM
I strongly agree with certain things that both sides are saying, I personally lean towards not banning anyone except for spammers, even in the midst of really ill shit being said. I've seen the Slap heads weed out people before just by hammering down on them as a group. I thought he was being a dick more often than not, but I like watching Slap handle itself more than I like seeing people just getting X'd out. I'm not really in protest of the ban, 'cause like I said, I get that side of it too.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 24, 2008, 09:39:48 AM
Slap is private, you don't have "the right to post."
If the cops came and took him away they would be violating his rights, simply not letting him in is not any violation of rights at all. I'm pretty sure also that you have to e-sign some shit saying you will abide by the rules or get banned, so its stated right from the get-go.
Nothing is more annoying than people who know the rules, break the rules, get caught, and start acting like its not their fault at all.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tonycoxhox on April 24, 2008, 09:49:56 AM
i think everyone should have "the right to post". that is just my opinion, as is this

talking about someones kid inappropriately should mean an instant ban. 

 we all know that slap likes to group up on people. just because a majority wants a member banned, i still think its unfair to ban the member. there is the ignore function, just use that.

 whats funny is that perfection was trying to offend people, and he was successful. most of the stuff could have just been taken as a joke. im not the one to say what should be or what shouldnt be taken as a joke,  but its funny that a lot of people responded just the way perfection wanted you to.

 
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 24, 2008, 09:54:28 AM
nieratko we have failed you
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 24, 2008, 09:59:47 AM
nieratko we have failed you

haha, i can agree from both sides aswell. say whatever you want to anyone but you have to draw the line somewhere, like talking shit on someones kid or what ATM did by making fun of that kids dead brother.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tonycoxhox on April 24, 2008, 10:03:44 AM
you have to draw the line somewhere

 no you dont. i think you should be able to type any single thing on here with out getting banned.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Sleazy on April 24, 2008, 10:04:21 AM
i've read this whole thread and still have no idea what Perfection did. can someone post some samples up of the types of things that lead to him getting banned?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 24, 2008, 10:10:37 AM
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 no you dont. i think you should be able to type any single thing on here with out getting banned.

racism and bigotry are that line i think. perfection made ignorant comments about*EDIT* Tims sexuality, personally i think thats wrong. im not saying he deserved to be banned but im sure we can all agree that bigotry has no place here.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sven thorkel on April 24, 2008, 10:14:10 AM
this thread is so loopy it reminds me of sonic the hedgehog 2
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tonycoxhox on April 24, 2008, 10:20:21 AM
here comes my turn.


 tons of people make homophobic posts on here.

 i dont believe in banning freedom of speech in places like this. if someone is being racist they will be treated as a racist. there is an ignore button, so you are not forced to look at the persons posts.

 
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: poocrusher on April 24, 2008, 10:40:59 AM
i've read this whole thread and still have no idea what Perfection did. can someone post some samples up of the types of things that lead to him getting banned?

The thread was started because Perfection kept making e-passes at Tim (he didn't even call Tim any names he more just flirted with him).  So, Tim got bummed and started the "Hey Perfection Thread".

Then Perfection posted the pics of SW33TS that were taken down.  Thats when I starting calling bullshit on censorship. 

Perfection just annoyed everybody and got banned.  I don't like how Perfection attacked SW33TS or how he talked shit on his kid, but that shouldn't get you banned.  Pretty much Perfection just pushed the right buttons, if you looks at his posts he didn't even cuss much. 

The homophobic bigotry arguement is pretty much bullshit, because the word "faggot" is thrown around like Peter North bustin nuts.  But, Its applauded if somebody lures an unknown and unpopular poster down to North Carolina and ridicules them.

nieratko we have failed you
 
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 24, 2008, 10:52:46 AM
i do however think its bullshit that perfection got banned over absurdicon delta.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tonycoxhox on April 24, 2008, 10:54:32 AM
i enjoy it when pals make fun of each other by doing things to each other's pics.

 i dont understand why people use the word "faggot" even when they know what it means. just because so many people use it it doesnt make it ok.

 
 why do we need to ban someone if there is the ignore button?


 i cant stop posting in here. i keep coming back.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 24, 2008, 11:14:37 AM
i can agree tony, but if you were a father would you want some dude saying shit about your kid. plus the ignore button makes this place boring.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 24, 2008, 11:28:57 AM
Homophobia and racism are rampant here just as they are outside the internet. Like I said before, he crossed the line when he started talking about my son. I didn't care about any of the photoshopping he did or what he said about me. Only when he started mentioning my child and having access to my photobucket account (which has pictures of my child) did I get upset. I see the point about free speech and such but, nobody can tell me they wouldn't be upset about someone talking shit about their child.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tonycoxhox on April 24, 2008, 11:30:40 AM
i can agree tony, but if you were a father would you want some dude saying shit about your kid. plus the ignore button makes this place boring.

no i wouldnt, but if i posted about my kid, and then someone made fun of him/her/it, i wouldnt want the person to be banned. i hate the idea of people ignoring others but the ignore function gives you the option to read or not read someones posts, which means you are not forced to read someones posts, which means there isnt really a need to ban anyone. people could have just ignored perfection, and the people who enjoyed him could have kept reading his posts.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 24, 2008, 11:40:44 AM
+ 1 for a reasonable argument. You have a point and your feeling's are justified and I think mine are, as well. I'm agreeing to disagree.

I'm sure he'll be back under a different monicker and more pissed and vile then ever.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Foray on April 24, 2008, 11:53:02 AM
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i can agree tony, but if you were a father would you want some dude saying shit about your kid. plus the ignore button makes this place boring.
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no i wouldnt, but if i posted about my kid, and then someone made fun of him/her/it, i wouldnt want the person to be banned. i hate the idea of people ignoring others but the ignore function gives you the option to read or not read someones posts, which means you are not forced to read someones posts, which means there isnt really a need to ban anyone. people could have just ignored perfection, and the people who enjoyed him could have kept reading his posts.

Bottom line is, this is not our forum.  Like the Gipper said, it is a private forum and we have no real right to be here and contribute. 

I think it's ridiculous for people to get mad at the moderators and admins for doing their jobs, especially here, where there is hardly any moderator intervention at all.  If they don't like what they see on their forums supported by a valid reason, they have every right to ban somebody.

I never really got mad at Perfection, just mad because people were getting pissed of at him.  I can't imagine someone talking shit on my kid, but in the end just remember you have an actual life in progress, with a kid, and should be happy at that.  Don't take it personal if some kid on the internet is talking shit.  You're better than that.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 24, 2008, 12:03:01 PM
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i can agree tony, but if you were a father would you want some dude saying shit about your kid. plus the ignore button makes this place boring.
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no i wouldnt, but if i posted about my kid, and then someone made fun of him/her/it, i wouldnt want the person to be banned. i hate the idea of people ignoring others but the ignore function gives you the option to read or not read someones posts, which means you are not forced to read someones posts, which means there isnt really a need to ban anyone. people could have just ignored perfection, and the people who enjoyed him could have kept reading his posts.
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Bottom line is, this is not our forum.  Like the Gipper said, it is a private forum and we have no real right to be here and contribute. 

I think it's ridiculous for people to get mad at the moderators and admins for doing their jobs, especially here, where there is hardly any moderator intervention at all.  If they don't like what they see on their forums supported by a valid reason, they have every right to ban somebody.

I never really got mad at Perfection, just mad because people were getting pissed of at him.  I can't imagine someone talking shit on my kid, but in the end just remember you have an actual life in progress, with a kid, and should be happy at that.  Don't take it personal if some kid on the internet is talking shit.  You're better than that.
well put, i think we should leave it at that. thanks foray!
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tonycoxhox on April 24, 2008, 12:07:40 PM
 its not our form? we dont get a voice? we are what this forum is.  why is it ridiculous to get mad at something you think is unfair? just because its a rule, doesnt mean its right.

 it is very terrible that perfection brought sw33t's child into things but as i said 6 times already, i dont think he should be banned for it.  
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 24, 2008, 12:12:24 PM
regardless of all our opinions what happened is done, we cant change it.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: poocrusher on April 24, 2008, 12:16:25 PM
i can agree tony, but if you were a father would you want some dude saying shit about your kid. plus the ignore button makes this place boring.

Banning people makes this place boring. 

Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: brent on April 24, 2008, 12:21:48 PM
all kids are cunts
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 24, 2008, 12:24:00 PM
im not agreeing with the banning im just saying personally i dont like bigotry and i think its wrong to drag a mans family into a internet discussion.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 24, 2008, 12:27:39 PM

The homophobic bigotry arguement is pretty much bullshit, because the word "faggot" is thrown around like Peter North bustin nuts.  But, Its applauded if somebody lures an unknown and unpopular poster down to North Carolina and ridicules them.

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When did this NC incident go down? I missed that.

I think Nieratko's comments were directed towards our commentary about skateboarding, not personal attacks.

But, Poocrusher, like I said to Tony, we can agree to disagree. I think banning should be the last thing done to quell a situation but, it should be an option.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 24, 2008, 12:50:49 PM
I'm not trying to drag this on but does anyone miss the guy?
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Post by: jesus0nvi4gra on April 24, 2008, 01:14:00 PM
I'm not trying to drag this on but does anyone miss the guy?

Si senor.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Foray on April 24, 2008, 01:15:53 PM
I'm not trying to drag this on but does anyone miss the guy?

No, i dont really remember any of them,  except that signature.
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Post by: poocrusher on April 24, 2008, 01:23:18 PM
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I'm not trying to drag this on but does anyone miss the guy?
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Si senor.

yeah he was like a pre-outed brawler.  He might've been IDKFA or whatever that dudes name was.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sergioflorez on April 24, 2008, 01:41:46 PM
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The homophobic bigotry arguement is pretty much bullshit, because the word "faggot" is thrown around like Peter North bustin nuts.  But, Its applauded if somebody lures an unknown and unpopular poster down to North Carolina and ridicules them.

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nieratko we have failed you
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When did this NC incident go down? I missed that.

I think Nieratko's comments were directed towards our commentary about skateboarding, not personal attacks.

But, Poocrusher, like I said to Tony, we can agree to disagree. I think banning should be the last thing done to quell a situation but, it should be an option.

failed nieratko? thats the stupidest comment i've read in a while. these boards have been here long before nieratko or anybody in the industry started posting here. people were getting banned then. this is nothing new. move on.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: damian on April 24, 2008, 03:27:32 PM
i definitely miss the banned, their posts are actually worth reading and dont mention gnars or kooks in every damn post.
how can someone be offended by a fake account? it would be similar to getting riled up by cute ole casper, the friendly ghost, trying to lick your asshole.

edit: also, what are the defining traits of a fake account?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 24, 2008, 03:32:31 PM
talking about someones kid inappropriately should mean an instant ban. 

you have to draw the line somewhere, like talking shit on someones kid

but if you were a father would you want some dude saying shit about your kid.

i think its wrong to drag a mans family into a internet discussion.

^ this is borderline spam and he's not banned

grim you're a liar
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 24, 2008, 03:40:35 PM
oh and all Perfection said about fatso's kid was that he was going to be a ginger

too bad vegan deleted the post and now there's just speculation
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: SR Junky on April 24, 2008, 03:52:09 PM
I think we should just ban anyone that posted in this thread and there will be nobody left to argue and the message board will be a perfect utopia of pirated youtube videos of mike mo doing switch 360 flips for 12 year olds to masturbate to.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 24, 2008, 05:23:41 PM
I think Nieratko's comments were directed towards our commentary about skateboarding, not personal attacks.

That's what I was thinking. I doubt the "whatever" section is important to skating at all.

Absurdicon, please, stop whining so much. All you seem to want to do is come on to bitch about this place. If you don't like it, the moderators, or the posters, you don't have to read it, go do something more constructive.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 24, 2008, 05:42:39 PM
oh and all Perfection said about fatso's kid was that he was going to be a ginger

too bad vegan deleted the post and now there's just speculation

Greg shut the fuck up I was asked to take down something by Sweets so I did. Fuck you for having nothing better to do then act hard on a message board and talk shit. Make it to Philly yet to fight Kerry? I didn't think so all you talk from behind your computer screen but you are nothing but a fucking coward who acts tough online. You are still pissed that your mod status got taken away years ago, and you still blame me, so now your whole point for coming here is to avenge a slight you think was made against you.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 24, 2008, 06:47:06 PM
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I think Nieratko's comments were directed towards our commentary about skateboarding, not personal attacks.
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That's what I was thinking. I doubt the "whatever" section is important to skating at all.

Absurdicon, please, stop whining so much. All you seem to want to do is come on to bitch about this place. If you don't like it, the moderators, or the posters, you don't have to read it, go do something more constructive.

turkeylurkey is like the hall monitor of this forum

he has no real authority yet tries to regulate in all sorts of topics, uses his paragraph-long responses as a false sense of empowerment, and is secretly laughed at by everyone

everyone hates you turkey
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 24, 2008, 06:51:09 PM
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oh and all Perfection said about fatso's kid was that he was going to be a ginger

too bad vegan deleted the post and now there's just speculation
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Greg shut the fuck up I was asked to take down something by Sweets so I did. Fuck you for having nothing better to do then act hard on a message board and talk shit. Make it to Philly yet to fight Kerry? I didn't think so all you talk from behind your computer screen but you are nothing but a fucking coward who acts tough online. You are still pissed that your mod status got taken away years ago, and you still blame me, so now your whole point for coming here is to avenge a slight you think was made against you.

I'm not YMHY you idiot

keep going with your moronic theory though, I wouldn't expect anything less embarrassing from you
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: baptized in cum on April 24, 2008, 07:37:01 PM
(http://www.chersfun.com/data/pig-just-chillin.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 24, 2008, 08:21:38 PM
(http://www.chersfun.com/data/pig-just-chillin.jpg)

Word.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 24, 2008, 11:22:21 PM
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I think Nieratko's comments were directed towards our commentary about skateboarding, not personal attacks.
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That's what I was thinking. I doubt the "whatever" section is important to skating at all.

Absurdicon, please, stop whining so much. All you seem to want to do is come on to bitch about this place. If you don't like it, the moderators, or the posters, you don't have to read it, go do something more constructive.
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turkeylurkey is like the hall monitor of this forum

he has no real authority yet tries to regulate in all sorts of topics, uses his paragraph-long responses as a false sense of empowerment, and is secretly laughed at by everyone

everyone hates you turkey

Keep whining dude. Its doing you good.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on April 25, 2008, 03:26:21 PM
I pooped in a diaper yesterday.

Love,

Perfect Cock


PS

It's great to be back
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 25, 2008, 03:28:02 PM
I pooped in a diaper yesterday.

Love,

Perfect Cock


PS

It's great to be back

Hi! A lot of people missed you so don't let them down.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on April 25, 2008, 03:30:16 PM
The diaper was my fat friend's mouth. Guess who my fat friend is.

I don't like your posts by the way, Mr Spaniard.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: bill hates on April 25, 2008, 03:32:04 PM
hi perfection   :-*
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on April 25, 2008, 03:34:44 PM
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I have no sympathy for him. While some of you guys found him funny (I did too, once in a while), when you start talking about people's children and family, it's crossing the line. Gangster Fred is definitely guilty of some these things too but, he's not as smart so, he's pretty much harmless. Of course, Perfection had some personal vendetta against me, so I'm admittedly biased.
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 but who decides where the line is?  banning someone and taking away their right to post is just unfair. theres even an ignore button.

 
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He was warned to stop what he was doing that was offending everyone. He just wanted negative attention or to cause trouble, which is sad considering this is a message board, maybe his mommy didn't love him enough?

This is not true at all. Also, not very kind to take shots at me when you knew I was banned and couldn't respond.

Mommy
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on April 25, 2008, 03:37:22 PM
The diaper was my fat friend's mouth. Guess who my fat friend is.

I don't like your posts by the way, Mr Spaniard.

LIAR, yes you do you!
Try not to be a cock and get banned this time.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on April 25, 2008, 03:42:45 PM
I was never trying in the first place. I don't think that it really matters what I say, since they'll just make up a reason.

This is the exact message I was given when I tried to log in with Perfection:

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An Error Has Occurred!
Sorry Perfection, you are banned from using this forum!
Racist shit

Having to use a proxy kind of sucks, so can one of the administrators just unban my IP already?

XOXO,

Perfect Cock
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 25, 2008, 03:46:16 PM
i think only twitch can do that
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on April 25, 2008, 03:56:43 PM
OK, so just a quick rundown:

- Timmy and I were friends but then he got all mad at me.

- SW33TS was all mad at me but now we're friends.

- Timmy is soon to be my friend again.

- Vegan is now my enemy.

- That Gipper guy is boring, and tonycoxhox is just all-around better than him

Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on April 25, 2008, 04:03:11 PM
i guess thats about right
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on April 25, 2008, 04:18:38 PM
Your still back right? You can respond right?
The only reason people like you is because they are suckers for crybaby e-martyrs.
It'll wear off, don't worry.
It's ok if you like Tonycoxhox more than me, a lot of people do, and that's ok. I'm in no competition with him.

OG Team Boring member,
-The Lurkey
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Jura on April 25, 2008, 06:23:16 PM
I just finishing reading this whole thread and let me just say WOW!

Kudos to all. Theres some really great stuff in here.


(whistle sound) All Aboard! Next stop, Classic Slap!
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: bizarro gub on April 25, 2008, 06:36:03 PM
if only idfka were here to unmask this heroic villain.

edit: and then it hit me, perfection is the return of the fucking genius.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 25, 2008, 08:55:55 PM
OK, so just a quick rundown:

- Timmy and I were friends but then he got all mad at me.

- SW33TS was all mad at me but now we're friends.

- Timmy is soon to be my friend again.

- Vegan is now my enemy.  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

- That Gipper guy is boring, and tonycoxhox is just all-around better than him


Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 25, 2008, 08:57:01 PM
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I have no sympathy for him. While some of you guys found him funny (I did too, once in a while), when you start talking about people's children and family, it's crossing the line. Gangster Fred is definitely guilty of some these things too but, he's not as smart so, he's pretty much harmless. Of course, Perfection had some personal vendetta against me, so I'm admittedly biased.
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 but who decides where the line is?  banning someone and taking away their right to post is just unfair. theres even an ignore button.

 
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He was warned to stop what he was doing that was offending everyone. He just wanted negative attention or to cause trouble, which is sad considering this is a message board, maybe his mommy didn't love him enough?
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This is not true at all. Also, not very kind to take shots at me when you knew I was banned and couldn't respond.

Mommy

I knew you would be back, just like a case of herpes.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 25, 2008, 09:43:02 PM
We're not at peace until the photos come down or I get a photo of you, Perfect Cock, to employ my photoshop skills. What shall it be?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on April 25, 2008, 09:44:22 PM
Not a smart move, tubbo.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 25, 2008, 10:13:01 PM
That's the story of your life on SLAP. Just take the pics down and we can skip off into the sunset laughing about how we used to hate each other. I'm offering peace and you're still acting like a vindictive 14 year old. Did I steal your girlfriend in high school or something?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: bill hates on April 25, 2008, 10:30:46 PM
this pretty much sums up the thread so far

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BX3IHa1BS4
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: dregs2 on April 25, 2008, 10:36:27 PM
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what happened
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he got warned by another moderator and decided to retaliate by posting a vomit-worthy photo is his signature.
what was the picture of disgrace
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 25, 2008, 10:43:51 PM
this pretty much sums up the thread so far

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BX3IHa1BS4

I see how this is true. Only Flawless Phallus got kicked out of the locker room.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on April 25, 2008, 10:57:02 PM
That's the story of your life on SLAP. Just take the pics down and we can skip off into the sunset laughing about how we used to hate each other. I'm offering peace and you're still acting like a vindictive 14 year old. Did I steal your girlfriend in high school or something?

You're a dick you know that?

You bring up the girlfriend in high school thing like it's something to joke about.

You fucking ate my girlfriend bro. I was in love with that girl and then OM NOM NOM here comes SW33TS to take away the love of my life.

She's just walking to biology, minding her own business, then all of a sudden OM NOM NOM lard fucker's insatiable hunger causes
him to take my angel from this earth.

No more low-blows, OK.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 26, 2008, 01:47:13 AM
Now, see? Here's where we can start to build that bridge to friendship. That was a creative fat joke. I even laughed, homie.

Now, how about the pictures? I wore poop years ago when I was a little guy in diapers and it traumatizes me a bit to see myself in a poop hat while floating in what may be the most disgusting public bathroom humans have ever created. Public bathrooms also frighten me. I once held in a bowel movement for 3 days because I think all public restrooms most surely look like the one you have me magically floating in. I have my finger on my therapist's phone number.....you can stop this phone call. Do the right thing?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Alexactly on April 26, 2008, 02:26:59 AM
Sweets stop eating people you don't need the calories.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 26, 2008, 02:58:06 AM
Alex, I only eat ladies and I never swallow. Besides, Unflawed Schlong and I are trying to work things out. Stop interrupting, please.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: BallDontLie on April 26, 2008, 03:05:45 AM
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this pretty much sums up the thread so far

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BX3IHa1BS4
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I see how this is true. Only Flawless Phallus got kicked out of the locker room.

Damn you know you fucks LOLed that at taht video
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: grimcity on April 26, 2008, 08:38:55 AM
grim you're a liar
What did I lie about?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on April 26, 2008, 08:48:47 AM
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grim you're a liar
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What did I lie about?

it was just a joke referencing this post you made

I strongly agree with certain things that both sides are saying, I personally lean towards not banning anyone except for spammers, even in the midst of really ill shit being said. I've seen the Slap heads weed out people before just by hammering down on them as a group. I thought he was being a dick more often than not, but I like watching Slap handle itself more than I like seeing people just getting X'd out. I'm not really in protest of the ban, 'cause like I said, I get that side of it too.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: bizarro gub on April 26, 2008, 08:55:20 AM
Sweets stop eating people you don't need the calories.

lulz, its funny cuz his nam is sweets.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: grimcity on April 26, 2008, 09:39:30 AM
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grim you're a liar
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What did I lie about?
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it was just a joke referencing this post you made

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I strongly agree with certain things that both sides are saying, I personally lean towards not banning anyone except for spammers, even in the midst of really ill shit being said. I've seen the Slap heads weed out people before just by hammering down on them as a group. I thought he was being a dick more often than not, but I like watching Slap handle itself more than I like seeing people just getting X'd out. I'm not really in protest of the ban, 'cause like I said, I get that side of it too.
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Ah, my bad for not picking up on that... I'm a pathetic piece of shit on weekend mornings. Getting faded before the first cup of coffee gets poured doesn't help either, heh.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: sweets on April 26, 2008, 10:17:46 AM
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Sweets stop eating people you don't need the calories.
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lulz, its funny cuz his nam is sweets.

Um...Yeah but, that was given to me in reference to an old skate video and my character, not my waist size or an overabundant candy habit. I mean, I could stand to lose a few pounds but, it's not like I'm obese. Anyway, let the fat jokes continue.

Immaculate Hen, when are we going to kiss and make up?
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: BriDen on April 26, 2008, 02:07:50 PM
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this pretty much sums up the thread so far

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BX3IHa1BS4
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I see how this is true. Only Flawless Phallus got kicked out of the locker room.
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Damn you know you fucks LOLed that at taht video
I sure did; those guys are the epitome of manliness.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 26, 2008, 04:29:41 PM
OK, so just a quick rundown:

- Timmy and I were friends but then he got all mad at me.

- SW33TS was all mad at me but now we're friends.

- Timmy is soon to be my friend again.

- Vegan is now my enemy.

- That Gipper guy is boring, and tonycoxhox is just all-around better than him


For the record:
Twitch must have gotten you mixed up with Gangsta Fred by saying you were being racist. Fred was making a lot of racist and homophobic remarks and being very coy about it when I called him on it and continued to make the same sort of posts.

You, my friend, got banned for continuing to talk shit about messageboard members' family after I told you it was crossing the line and also for violating the privacy of others. You also kept that vomit inducing photo in your signature after I politely asked you to remove it.

Your IP being banned is something you will need to take up with Twitch. If you want to contest it you should e-mail him.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 26, 2008, 04:40:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQJD1ura7G4
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: grimcity on April 27, 2008, 05:12:17 AM
One of my buddies got me to watch all of those unicorn cartoons in one sitting... such good shit.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on April 27, 2008, 02:34:09 PM
Immaculate Hen, when are we going to kiss and make up?

If this thread goes into Classic SLAP, the pics will come down from my signature.

I could stand to lose a few pounds

^ lol BTW
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on April 27, 2008, 02:39:41 PM
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OK, so just a quick rundown:

- Timmy and I were friends but then he got all mad at me.

- SW33TS was all mad at me but now we're friends.

- Timmy is soon to be my friend again.

- Vegan is now my enemy.

- That Gipper guy is boring, and tonycoxhox is just all-around better than him


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For the record:
Twitch must have gotten you mixed up with Gangsta Fred by saying you were being racist. Fred was making a lot of racist and homophobic remarks and being very coy about it when I called him on it and continued to make the same sort of posts.

You, my friend, got banned for continuing to talk shit about messageboard members' family after I told you it was crossing the line and also for violating the privacy of others. You also kept that vomit inducing photo in your signature after I politely asked you to remove it.

Your IP being banned is something you will need to take up with Twitch. If you want to contest it you should e-mail him.

I'm glad that we're on speaking terms Timmy.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Sleazy on April 28, 2008, 07:43:06 AM
this pretty much sums up the thread so far

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BX3IHa1BS4

not quite, those guys are having fun
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on April 28, 2008, 09:12:31 PM
So as you can all see, my thread has reached over 5,000 views.

Moderators, what steps do we have to go through to get this beautiful entity into Classic SLAP?

I'm all ears, with open arms.


Love,

Perfection


PS

My tubby friend wants to kiss and he's very aggressive.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: baptized in cum on April 28, 2008, 11:21:34 PM
(http://drewpickles.com/files/Hitler34.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: brooklyn brawler on April 29, 2008, 09:28:10 AM
I love how his dick has the same mustache.

Athough the image isn't correct. Hitler only had one testicle.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: nice weather on April 29, 2008, 09:32:30 AM
Wow, that image was one of the more embarrassing ones to scroll over quickly in public.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: tim on April 29, 2008, 07:29:13 PM
So as you can all see, my thread has reached over 5,000 views.

Moderators, what steps do we have to go through to get this beautiful entity into Classic SLAP?

I'm all ears, with open arms.


Love,

Perfection


PS

My tubby friend wants to kiss and he's very aggressive.
Wait, your thread? I do believe I am the one that can delete the whole fucking thing.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 29, 2008, 08:27:32 PM
Look at me look at me I need attention please give it to me. I can't come up with words to describe how stupid some people are online.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on April 29, 2008, 08:35:12 PM
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So as you can all see, my thread has reached over 5,000 views.

Moderators, what steps do we have to go through to get this beautiful entity into Classic SLAP?

I'm all ears, with open arms.


Love,

Perfection


PS

My tubby friend wants to kiss and he's very aggressive.
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Wait, your thread? I do believe I am the one that can delete the whole fucking thing.

Alright Timmy, let me clarify:

Your thead about me has reached over 5,000 views.

There have been some great/sexy interactions between many interesting posters in this phenomenal thread.

If it is not Classic SLAP worthy, I don't know what is.

With Love,

Perfection
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on April 29, 2008, 08:38:53 PM
Look at me look at me I need attention please give it to me.

OK, I'll give you attention Shawn. I can give you all the comfort you need (even though my hatred for you is insurmountable).

PM sent
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: toque on April 29, 2008, 08:54:46 PM
Look at me look at me I need attention please give it to me. I can't come up with words to describe how stupid some people are online.


yeah some people are stupid enough to start a whole thread asking for gnars because they don't feel cool enough online....unbelievable
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 29, 2008, 09:04:31 PM
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Look at me look at me I need attention please give it to me. I can't come up with words to describe how stupid some people are online.
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lame
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: deluxe_six on April 29, 2008, 09:12:29 PM
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Look at me look at me I need attention please give it to me. I can't come up with words to describe how stupid some people are online.
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yeah some people are stupid enough to start a whole thread asking for gnars because they don't feel cool enough online....unbelievable
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on April 29, 2008, 09:17:48 PM
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Look at me look at me I need attention please give it to me. I can't come up with words to describe how stupid some people are online.
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yeah some people are stupid enough to start a whole thread asking for gnars because they don't feel cool enough online....unbelievable
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I can't come up with my own shit so I am ganging up on you
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MFS on April 29, 2008, 10:19:36 PM
 :-\ ::)

^^^^^ I believe that is the emoticon for awkward situation.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on May 01, 2008, 04:46:26 PM
Hey veganshawn, are you going to expand on what was being mentioned in the last few posts? You're still garbage either way.


Sincerely,

Perfect Cock
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on May 05, 2008, 02:58:35 PM
Hey vegan, it's me again

I've noticed yet another post that alludes to what was being talked about in the last 5 posts in this thread:

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=24406.msg596295#msg596295

I've seen you log on since the last time that I posted in this thread, so why are you ignoring this possibly embarrassing question?

Regards,

Perfect Cock
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on May 05, 2008, 03:24:08 PM
I'm going out for a cig, let me know if this all of a sudden doesn't suck.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurdicon Delta on May 05, 2008, 06:53:11 PM
Vegan is a bitch, no doubt about it.

He's already such a joke, why would he risk being a double joke? That would be too much for him.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on May 06, 2008, 03:56:52 PM
Vegan, I'm not going to stop until you address this issue. You have been conveniently avoiding the WHATEVER section for the past few days.

Name:     veganshawn
Posts:    6010 (6.715 per day)
Position:    SLAP Pal
Rep:    39
Date Registered:    November 23, 2005, 11:51:31 AM
Last Active:    Today at 03:49:42 PM
Ignored by:    0 member

It's not all going to blow over.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: ohhhhtisbdriftwood on May 07, 2008, 03:01:12 PM
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Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on May 07, 2008, 03:04:35 PM
My home computer is on a lot of the time (my wife works from home) so a lot of times it looks like I am logged in when I am not. The thread you quoted isn't around anymore so what was your question?  :-*
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Absurd Gangsta Cock on May 07, 2008, 03:19:20 PM
 ::)

-Stop Posting
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on May 07, 2008, 03:27:31 PM
Hey veganshawn, are you going to expand on what was being mentioned in the last few posts? You're still garbage either way.


Sincerely,

Perfect Cock

Nothing to worry your pretty little head over.  :-*
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on May 07, 2008, 06:36:08 PM
That's not going to cut it. Explain yourself regardless of how embarrassed you feel.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on May 07, 2008, 06:41:36 PM
That's not going to cut it. Explain yourself regardless of how embarrassed you feel.

I owe you nothing.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on May 07, 2008, 06:44:19 PM
So it's a pretty embarrassing situation I'm guessing.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on May 07, 2008, 06:57:46 PM
So it's a pretty embarrassing situation I'm guessing.

Nope nothing special just a misunderstanding between Slap pals.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on May 07, 2008, 07:29:08 PM
OK, so creating a thread for the specific purpose of increasing your rep was just a misunderstanding? Just admit how needy/shitty you are and be done with it.

Lock this thread and put it in Classic SLAP when you do.
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: fuckingvegan on May 07, 2008, 09:42:25 PM
OK, so creating a thread for the specific purpose of increasing your rep was just a misunderstanding? Just admit how needy/shitty you are and be done with it.

Lock this thread and put it in Classic SLAP when you do.

Yes sir anything else sir  :-X
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Perfection on May 08, 2008, 04:42:01 PM
So no matter how I break it down to you, you won't give a straight answer? You're like a greasy politician, except way less clever and way more embarrassing.

VEGANSHAWN IS PATHETIC
Title: Re: Hey, Perfection...
Post by: Ruberov on April 17, 2009, 03:43:46 AM
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