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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Rocuronium on December 07, 2005, 09:08:23 PM
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Danny Way vs. Sean Sheffey
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WAY,
that guy can take anything. He bloody aired the Great Wall with a broken ankle.
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does danny have a shotgun? or josh swindell to back him up?
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Yeah but what if Sheff was coked up?
Danny Sargent vs Kelch
Mike V. vs Bruce Martin
Elissa Steamer vs Willy Santos
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Elissa would wreck house on Willy. That's a no-brainer.
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Sheman
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Brewce Martin would kill Vallely.
Kelch would whup Sargent.
Elissa vs. Willy? Elissa. She'd put a cigarette out in his face.
I'm not touching the Sheff vs. Way one...
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everyone versus rocky norton.
good luck and may the best man prevail.
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Markovich took out Way, but that was like 13 years ago.
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WAY,
that guy can take anything. He bloody aired the Great Wall with a broken ankle.
OKAY NOW! think again. Sheffey would get predator on ways ass.
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jeremy wray vs. 25 well-trained and motivated 3-year olds...
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Jake Phelps vs Dave Carnie
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Jake Phelps vs Dave Carnie
Carnie on speed whups Phelps on junk. Alter the substances, you may get different results.
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Ben Gilley + Ragdoll vs Jim Gagne
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Ben Gilley + Ragdoll vs Jim Gagne
Gilley's one damn big redneck. He'd take the pirate and the guido, hands down.
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ben gilley no question, no pain receptors
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mmh, I had actually set up this match as a 2 vs1 (gilley + ragdoll vs. gagne) because I thought gilley was a goth and I did not figure goths fought very well (except if Danzig is considered a goth, is he?).
So I gave him backup help from skinny and smallish but kinda looney ragdoll who comes from vegas, a fighting town.
But the above posters seem to think that Gilley could handle himself, interesting.
Speaking of pirates, how about this matchup:
Ali Bouala vs Greco
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Grecs for sure
Navarette vs Childress?
Song vs Dollin?
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Elissa vs. Willy? Elissa. She'd put a cigarette out in his face.
haha, i can see the the footage in front of me
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mmh, I had actually set up this match as a 2 vs1 (gilley + ragdoll vs. gagne) because I thought gilley was a goth and I did not figure goths fought very well (except if Danzig is considered a goth, is he?).
So I gave him backup help from skinny and smallish but kinda looney ragdoll who comes from vegas, a fighting town.
But the above posters seem to think that Gilley could handle himself, interesting.
Speaking of pirates, how about this matchup:
Ali Bouala vs Greco
alchoholic VS junkie
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Grecs for sure
Navarette vs Childress?
Song vs Dollin?
Navs vs Crooks: I am going to guess Navs, since crooks'funky arm probably can't pack too much a punch without snapping that twiggy thing. And he's goofier.
Song vx Dollin: I don't mean to be nitpicky, but how are those two a match? I can see navs vs. crooks since they are hesh bowl skaters. But I don't see the obvious match between the other two. Nevertheless Song would fuck homie up, even if he is australian
I think a closer match would be:
Daewon song vs. Chris Haslam
and howabout:
Hosoi's Jesus vs. Jamie Thomas 's Jesus
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Unless Danny Way had a shotgun...fuck it wouldn't matter.......Sheffey.......hands down......what have you heard about Ryan Fabry in the last 13 years(actually I saw him in Portland in '97.....he wasn't the Ryan Fabry I remember from Vegas...I'll tell you that).....must have sucked to be him.
Kelch and Sargent...ohhhhhhh......I can't even begin to call that one.(backside tailslide the "high block" at EMB in '91....or a slappy contest at the Safeway curb......tough call.)
Daewon and Haslam?......they might "slap box".....then talk about new manual tricks and Chris would end up sleeping on Daewons' floor.....that would be the end of that.
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Jake Phelps vs Dave Carnie
I'm actually wondering why carnie hasn't already punched out kevin wilkins. he would win against phelps with his armadillo fighting technique
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koston vs p-rod
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koston vs p-rod
Koston based on three facts:
1)Superior age has given him patience, wisdom, and tactical insights
2)Everyone knows that asians are all born with congenital knowledge of a martial art specific to their ancestry, in his case I think it would be Muy Thai/Thai Boxing
3)He has zero degrees of separation from having been on the same team as Sheffey
How about:
Lance Mountain vs Andy Macdonald
Aarto Sari vs Mark Appleyard
Tommy Guerrero vs Jim Thiebaud
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ryan sheckler vs ernie torres
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ryan sheckler vs ernie torres
BIG ERN, BIG ERN, BIG ERN. That kid's short but stout. Though Sheckler's due for his growth spurt and I have not seen him since the Almost video, so who knows.
But how about:
Sheckler vs Mullen?
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Yeah but what if Sheff was coked up?
Danny Sargent vs Kelch
Danny was hella mellow, dude worked at Thrasher back in the day doing warehouse/shipping stuff and loved his Thrasher fanny pack where he kept his pipe and weed so when him Noah Peacock & Sean Martin would go to Wheatberry's ramp they've have weed to smoke. I say James would win.
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herman VS spanky
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mullen vs sherwood in a kookie kalculator kage match
gershon mosely vs a 400lb silverback gorilla
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sheff all the way.
way be weak in de knees
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alomar vs darren harper
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Nate Jones VS Matt Field
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alomar vs darren harper
Barrio vs. ghetto? Hmm...that's a hard one. I'd say Harper, because he's younger, surely faster, and his dad had him fighting since he was a little kid. Plus, I think DC is way rougher than East LA.
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I think Sheffey would kill D way.
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Barrio vs. ghetto? Hmm...that's a hard one. I'd say Harper, because he's younger, surely faster, and his dad had him fighting since he was a little kid. Plus, I think DC is way rougher than East LA.
True, like 100 times
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gershon mosley vs anti-lock brakes
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Stevie vs Terry Kennedy
Wade Desarmo vs Caine Gayle (wigger vs wigger)
Kris Markovich vs Tod Swank
Ernie Torres vs Grant Patterson
Mic-E Reyes vs Ryan Kingman
Rob Dyrdek vs Jamie Thomas
Ryan Bobier vs Richie Belton
Gershon Mosley vs Andrew Reynolds & whole Baker/ piss drunk krew...oh wait Gershon won and no one else but J. Strickland came to help but he got served too.
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corey duffel vs vanessa torres
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who would win in a fight between Whiteley and Dawes or Olsen and Dwayne or Brook and Peterson...
more bombshells?
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Stevie vs Terry Kennedy
Wade Desarmo vs Caine Gayle (wigger vs wigger)
Kris Markovich vs Tod Swank
Ernie Torres vs Grant Patterson
Mic-E Reyes vs Ryan Kingman
Rob Dyrdek vs Jamie Thomas
Ryan Bobier vs Richie Belton
Gershon Mosley vs Andrew Reynolds & whole Baker/ piss drunk krew...oh wait Gershon won and no one else but J. Strickland came to help but he got served too.
ow shit grant patterson vs ernie torres haha, that would be the most pathetic fight ever.
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Wade Desarmo vs Caine Gayle (wigger vs wigger)
Wade is a black belt so I'd give it to him.
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Wade Desarmo vs Caine Gayle (wigger vs wigger)
Wade is a black belt so I'd give it to him.
So he would destroy him.
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Louie Barletta vs Jerry Hsu
Yeah, I know. They'd end up kissing and making up.
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Louie Barletta vs Jerry Hsu
Yeah, I know. They'd end up kissing and making up.
Hsu, since Barletta is impaired by his mop top and he wears more cardigans
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Wade Desarmo vs Caine Gayle (wigger vs wigger)
Wade is a black belt so I'd give it to him.
So he would destroy him.
most definitely.
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how about....JT vs entire LOVE crew?
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how bout Plan B now VS Plan B when it first went out of business.
winner fights Plan B when it mattered.
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Caine Gayles not a wigger he's from Florida. Subtle difference but difference non the less.
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Pat Duffy from Questionable vs Heath Kirchart from Sight Unseen
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jt and the muska
kenny reed and kenny anderson
willy santos and june cate
ryan wilburn and tully carlton
steve rocco and sal rocco
josh swindell and gator -- winner takes on neil heddings
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jt and the muska
kenny reed and kenny anderson
willy santos and june cate
ryan wilburn and tully carlton
steve rocco and sal rocco
josh swindell and gator -- winner takes on neil heddings
Winner takes on Neil Hedding's wife.
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I'd rather get some burritos
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i want some taquito's
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Lance Mountain vs Andy Macdonald
Lance Mountain
Andy Mac wouldnt want to offend any parents, and his yellow helmet and yellow t-shirt would be easy targets in a lowlight situation. Although, If Andy MacDonald was on his flybar he could use it to dodge Lance Mountain and then impale him with it for the kill.
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you're forgetting the fact that lance is a christian and probably doesn't like violence
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how bout Plan B now VS Plan B when it first went out of business.
Jeremy Wray, McCrank, or Duffy vs. Darrell
Pat Channita vs. P-Rod
Mullen vs. PJ
Emmers vs. Gallant
Way '97 vs. Way '05
McKay '97 vs. McKay '05
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you're forgetting the fact that lance is a christian and probably doesn't like violence
to fix that, just bring out the Envangelical Christian Crusader inherit in all christians, tap into that and you've got one ornary, ill tempered white dude.
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Wade Desarmo vs Caine Gayle (wigger vs wigger)
Wade is a black belt so I'd give it to him.
So he would destroy him.
most definitely.
but didn't caine take up kickboxing?
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but didn't caine take up kickboxing?
I don't know about that one, but just taking it up as an old man is a far cry from learning how to do it as a young kid...that shit's like second nature.
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mike vallely vs four random ocks
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mike vallely vs four random ocks
if you meant jocks I don't know
if you meant cocks WTF R U TALKING ABOUT lol
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Frankie Hill from Ban This vs. Daniel Haney with the floppy hat
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Hsu VS Shimizu?
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Danny Way VS Tas Pappas' Dad?
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1988 Lee Ralph vs. 1990 Sean Sheffey
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new secret round in tony hawk game skateboard street fighter ?????
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tag team action
andy roy + kyle berard vs jason adams + jay adams
hmm?
clyde vs harold
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clyde, harold seems like a crack head
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Lennie Kirk vs Eric Bork
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reese forbes vs brian anderson
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Tim Ward vs Paul Molina
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cole would fuck both of them up no one can take chris cole hes a fuckin beast
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Caine Gayles not a wigger he's from Florida. Subtle difference but difference non the less.
how can you not be a wigger when you come from the most wiggeriest wigger capital of wigger world?
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cole would fuck both of them up no one can take chris cole hes a fuckin beast
Your moms a beast
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reese forbes vs brian anderson
brian anderson
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kenny reed vs bobby puleo ;D
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kenny reed vs bobby puleo ;D
Bobby. Kenny would just run away to Turkistan or something.
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stevie williams vs. kenny hughes
stevie williams vs. corey duffel
corey duffel vs. big black
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Hughes.
Williams.
Obvious....
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DGKO'd
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shorty gonzalez vs. steve berra
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tosh townend vs. brett atchley
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pancho vs. acuna
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falcon vs. gesmer
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roy vs. cuddle bunnies
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tosh townend vs. brett atchley
HAHAHA!
Tosh has the advantage of a surfing background which gives you strong pecs and shoulders.
Brett comes from a tough town and a tough scene and his video part had a much tougher song than any of Tosh's.
I give it to Tosh b/c when I saw him in person during the Kids in Emerica tour he skated very very tough, risking that ankle every time.
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falcon vs. gesmer
I thought of posting this one too. Very difficult.
Falcon can skate vert and I know for a fact that he has had girlfriends and fiancee.
Gesmer has had to be a lone wolf in the wilderness for many many years, facing a lot of adversity, he also has incredible discipline and control.
Verdict: Falcon because of the manlier name & attires, the vert factor, and appears much less sissier.
H-street era Donger vs. H-Street era JTMR
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alright....barry zaritsky vs. gezmer
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H-street era Donger vs. H-Street era JTMR
The Donger would kick everyone's ass.
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jamie reyes vs. elissa steamer
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OK, how about a RUMBLE?
Mike V from Ban This vs
Mike V from World Industries vs
Mike V from TV vs
Mike V from Powell the second time vs
Mike V from Transit vs
Mike V from Label vs
Mike V from Valllely vs
Mike V from Element vs
Mike V from any other board sponsor I forgot.
Who comes out as the final man standing?
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tosh townend vs. brett atchley
HAHAHA!
Tosh has the advantage of a surfing background which gives you strong pecs and shoulders.
Brett comes from a tough town and a tough scene and his video part had a much tougher song than any of Tosh's.
I give it to Tosh b/c when I saw him in person during the Kids in Emerica tour he skated very very tough, risking that ankle every time.
Portland's a tough town? Im mean, maybe compared to Hunington Beach or wherever Tosh is from. I haven't been to Portland, but I imagine it being somewhat like Seattle and not a really high crime rough place.
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Mike V vs. Pat Channita - just to see a mindless bully get the shit kicked out of him by Channita who's well good at Muy Thai or something...
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Mike V vs. Pat Channita - just to see a mindless bully get the shit kicked out of him by Channita who's well good at Muy Thai or something...
He's not a mindless bully, he writes poetry. Reminds me of Baz writing Adrian Mole from prison.
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why does everyone assume asians are martial arts experts?
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His dad were running family own dojo
Right?
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why does everyone assume asians are martial arts experts?
I read in an interview that he was practicing to compete professionally as a thai boxer.
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too short to be one?
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Jarett Berry vs Bam
Lavar vs Terry Kennedy
Rocky Norton vs Lyn Z Adams
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why does everyone assume asians are martial arts experts?
well, jackie chan is asian, isn't he?
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why does everyone assume asians are martial arts experts?
well, jackie chan is asian, isn't he?
touche
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rocky norton vs mike v
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sheffey, cus hes black and weighs 200 pounds
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tosh townend vs. brett atchley
HAHAHA!
Tosh has the advantage of a surfing background which gives you strong pecs and shoulders.
Brett comes from a tough town and a tough scene and his video part had a much tougher song than any of Tosh's.
I give it to Tosh b/c when I saw him in person during the Kids in Emerica tour he skated very very tough, risking that ankle every time.
Portland skaters are pretty tough. The whole Burnside scene has sprouted concrete gutterrats that can handle hardcore terrain, dismal weather, and very hard labor.
The first time I skated Burnside I overshot that hip you see everyone airing over, landing in the flats instead of the bank. I collapsed on top of my folded ankle so hard that I heard the tendons rip, while I was squirming and trying to catch my breath-without any control over my body's reaction to the injury- some local came over and asked my if I would (not could) crawl over "about 22 feet" because I was in everyone's way. He was really bummed when I whimpered that I cold only do it if he supported my weight while I hobbled there and when he did it was begrungingly.
That encapsulates how hardcore the scene is there.
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Nothinki! you know Nothink!
Or something close to that
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Drehobl with brass knuckles vs Blender with bullwhip
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My personal most anticipated fight would be Bieble against Tosh T. I sure that Biebs would win but tosh could hold out two or three punches.
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The first time I skated Burnside I overshot that hip you see everyone airing over, landing in the flats instead of the bank. I collapsed on top of my folded ankle so hard that I heard the tendons rip, while I was squirming and trying to catch my breath-without any control over my body's reaction to the injury- some local came over and asked my if I would (not could) crawl over "about 22 feet" because I was in everyone's way. He was really bummed when I whimpered that I cold only do it if he supported my weight while I hobbled there and when he did it was begrungingly.
That encapsulates how hardcore the scene is there.
That encapsulates how shallow/arrogant/useless/atomistic/selfish that guy is.
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Yeah, you're right. Every time I go to Portland I am turned off by the scumbag dick wagging attitude that some of the heshiest dudes there display. I mentioned that story to justify why I called Portland a tough town. I was pleasently surprised to see someone like Brent Atchley grow out of that scene, seemingly lacking that shtick. Hopefully Chalba's goofyness will help lighten things up around there too.
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modify?
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james kelch vs darren harper
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id beat da shit out of all u
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jamie reyes vs. elissa steamer
Skank fight. Jamie because shes the ugliest fucking girl ever and she can do switch backtails pretty alright, plus she might show her ass and make Elissa die at the horribleness.
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God Squad Tag Team event
richard mulder + lance mountain vs jamie thomas + christian hosoi
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for fighting, probably thomas and hosoi.
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tosh townend vs. brett atchley
HAHAHA!
Tosh has the advantage of a surfing background which gives you strong pecs and shoulders.
Brett comes from a tough town and a tough scene and his video part had a much tougher song than any of Tosh's.
I give it to Tosh b/c when I saw him in person during the Kids in Emerica tour he skated very very tough, risking that ankle every time.
Portland skaters are pretty tough. The whole Burnside scene has sprouted concrete gutterrats that can handle hardcore terrain, dismal weather, and very hard labor.
The first time I skated Burnside I overshot that hip you see everyone airing over, landing in the flats instead of the bank. I collapsed on top of my folded ankle so hard that I heard the tendons rip, while I was squirming and trying to catch my breath-without any control over my body's reaction to the injury- some local came over and asked my if I would (not could) crawl over "about 22 feet" because I was in everyone's way. He was really bummed when I whimpered that I cold only do it if he supported my weight while I hobbled there and when he did it was begrungingly.
That encapsulates how hardcore the scene is there.
its also called being a dickhead.
we've had burnside turds out this way before... fucking arrogant white trash cunts. all of them. who need to realize their childhoods are dead.
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tosh townend vs. brett atchley
HAHAHA!
Tosh has the advantage of a surfing background which gives you strong pecs and shoulders.
Brett comes from a tough town and a tough scene and his video part had a much tougher song than any of Tosh's.
I give it to Tosh b/c when I saw him in person during the Kids in Emerica tour he skated very very tough, risking that ankle every time.
Portland skaters are pretty tough. The whole Burnside scene has sprouted concrete gutterrats that can handle hardcore terrain, dismal weather, and very hard labor.
The first time I skated Burnside I overshot that hip you see everyone airing over, landing in the flats instead of the bank. I collapsed on top of my folded ankle so hard that I heard the tendons rip, while I was squirming and trying to catch my breath-without any control over my body's reaction to the injury- some local came over and asked my if I would (not could) crawl over "about 22 feet" because I was in everyone's way.═ He was really bummed when I whimpered that I cold only do it if he supported my weight while I hobbled there and when he did it was begrungingly.
That encapsulates how hardcore the scene is there.
its also called being a dickhead.
we've had burnside turds out this way before... fucking arrogant white trash cunts. all of them. who need to realize their childhoods are dead.
Yeah, I was stoked to have the opportunity to work with Dreamland on one of their parks when they came to a town nearby. I was hoping to learn a lot and make some great connections for my trips to the NW. I could only take two days of their shtick (except for Red, he has his hick-dick-trashy-arrorgant power level turned down to 4).
It's an intimidating act the first time. Then when you realize they all act the same it becomes lame, pitiful, whatever.
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id want to see Spanky vs. Herman
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Duane Peters vs Steve Olson, or Salba vs Grosso...with duct tape gloves covered in broken glass, Kickboxer style...
But going back to the original post, I'd love to see Sheff smack the shit out of Way
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j-rod vs. p-rod?
Greco vs. Chad Fernandez?
Moses vs. Sluggo?
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nyjah huston's dreads vs adelmo jr's dreads
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nyjah huston's dreads vs adelmo jr's dreads
adelmo's have tenure.
mike V vs beibel
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j-rod vs. p-rod?
j-rod???
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Lance Mountain vs Andy Macdonald
you're forgetting the fact that lance is a christian and probably doesn't like violence
But Andy McG brags that he has read Gandhi's autobiography a few times, and says he tries to live up to the words of this pacifist and spirtual leader.
It has been about 15 years since Ben Schroder punched Danny Way for being what he, and others, called a bratty kid. Now that Danny has grown and bulked up, I bet he could take Big Ben Schroder.
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PS: I am the toughest guy on the Internet, always.
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billy baldwin v alec baldwin
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mbl88 vs todd falcon
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He can't fight himself.
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Hsu VS Shimizu?
best matchup yet, fight for who gets to keep the u at the end of their name.
carroll vs. howard
Mariano vs. Penny
Pete Eldridge vs. Justin Eldridge
Pj ladd vs. Ryan Gallant
ryan nix vs. danny renaud
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best matchup yet, fight for who gets to keep the u at the end of their name.
carroll vs. howard
Mariano vs. Penny
Pete Eldridge vs. Justin Eldridge
Pj ladd vs. Ryan Gallant
ryan nix vs. danny renaud
Pete vs justin, i think thats an easy one for pete
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fabian alomar vs darren harper
stephen baldwin vs steve berra
billy rohan vs jim greco
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this is pretty dumb
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best matchup yet, fight for who gets to keep the u at the end of their name.
carroll vs. howard
Mariano vs. Penny
Pete Eldridge vs. Justin Eldridge
Pj ladd vs. Ryan Gallant
ryan nix vs. danny renaud
Mariano beats Penny due to his taller stature, alleged sober status, and better fitting clothes. I Penny's floppy baggy clothes would act as a sail, weighing and slowing down his thrust.
Ryan Gallant would beat PJ due to his wiggier attitude, taller stature, and chip-on-the-shoulder from playing second fiddle to PJ.
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slowing down his thrust.
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this is pretty dumb
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this is pretty dumb
the suffocating cocksucker?
been lazing for a week
Lee`s a dick
almost threw up all over my keyboard a minute ago.
nice big sandwich
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j-rod vs. p-rod?
Greco vs. Chad Fernandez?
Moses vs. Sluggo?
Sluggo....
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the suffocating cocksucker?
been lazing for a week
Lee`s a dick
almost threw up all over my keyboard a minute ago.
nice big sandwich
you got me
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Tyrone Olson
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pierre andre senizergizozo (or something like that) vs. ken block..
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Grant Patterson vs Jereme Rogers when he was little.
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Grant Patterson vs Jereme Rogers when he was little.
Grant Patterson isn't a little kid. He just looks like a little kid wearing daddy's clothes.
Roger's fears no man, even though he should
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Greco vs. Chad Fernandez?
That would be a really interesting one, even though Fernandez would win then make sweet love to Grec's broken ass
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Mike & Greg Carroll vs. Steve & Micke Alba
Gonz vs. a chair
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and gino vs. huf
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Mike & Greg Carroll vs. Steve & Micke Alba
Gonz vs. a chair
the carrolls take it on account of steves jelousy of his brother.
my moneys on the chair.
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Gonz vs. a chair
the carrolls take it on account of steves jelousy of his brother.
my moneys on the chair.
I've seen Mark practice his boxing skills while skating a lot lately, and seeing that he could also ollie over most chairs I will go for Gonz as the winner.
Howabout Gonz vs. Blender.
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Vallely vs. Gershon
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gershon would crack a bottle of his bald ass head, however vallely will come back eat his head off.
glenn danzig vs. dave mustaine vs. ricky oyola (he has a shotgun down his pants)
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metaphorical shotgun, or real shotgun.
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Grant Patterson vs Jereme Rogers when he was little.
Roger's fears no man, even though he should
haha, that's so true.
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Biebel vs. Big Black
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Mike & Greg Carroll vs. Steve & Micke Alba
Gonz vs. a chair
the carrolls take it on account of steves jelousy of his brother.
my moneys on the chair.
I've seen Mark practice his boxing skills while skating a lot lately, and seeing that he could also ollie over most chairs I will go for Gonz as the winner.
Howabout Gonz vs. Blender.
Neil or margarita machine?
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Bag of Suck vs. Krooked Kronikles
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Mike & Greg Carroll vs. Steve & Micke Alba
Gonz vs. a chair
the carrolls take it on account of steves jelousy of his brother.
my moneys on the chair.
I've seen Mark practice his boxing skills while skating a lot lately, and seeing that he could also ollie over most chairs I will go for Gonz as the winner.
Howabout Gonz vs. Blender.
HUH ? !?
(http://www.magimix.fr/upload/uk/cs_5200_chr_mat_xl_uk280.jpg)
The 5200 XL will serioulsly fuck some shit up on pulse so i'm going with Neil for the blender oh and it's a Food Processor not a blender
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reda vs. maldonado
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locke vs jack
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reda vs. maldonado
What are they doing out body hairing each other ?
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kev vs. sk8nigga
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i'd pwn sk8nigga
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clyde, harold seems like a crack head
heat, cause harold died from overdosing on coke.
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stevie williams vs. kenny hughes
stevie williams vs. corey duffel
corey duffel vs. big black
i would seriously pay to see that,
no no no i mean PAY to see that
what ? $200? front row ...i'm there
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sorry i just meant to quote the big black vs. corey duffel part
i mean come on who dosnt want to see that!!?!
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i would pay big bucks for big black vs. duffel.
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andy roy and vern schillinger
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Mike & Greg Carroll vs. Steve & Micke Alba
Gonz vs. a chair
the carrolls take it on account of steves jelousy of his brother.
my moneys on the chair.
I've seen Mark practice his boxing skills while skating a lot lately, and seeing that he could also ollie over most chairs I will go for Gonz as the winner.
Howabout Gonz vs. Blender.
HUH ? !?
(http://www.magimix.fr/upload/uk/cs_5200_chr_mat_xl_uk280.jpg)
The 5200 XL will serioulsly fuck some shit up on pulse so i'm going with Neil for the blender oh and it's a Food Processor not a blender
There is such a thing as a blender, and it is different than a food processor. Food processors slice, dice, and chop, whereas a blender blends and purees. BLENDER TOPIC!
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wee man or daniel castillo?
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neither of them can fight
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Hsu VS Shimizu?
Hsu takes a beating on-board, but Shimizu's a cutter.
Seen the dude's arm's? They look like the tally marks from inside a prison cell.
David Gonzales vs. Sheckler.
Just kidding. Medellin, Colombia vs. San Clemente, California. David would win and then fuck Shecks' mom.
Brad Johnson vs. Jason Wussler
Lavar vs. Marcus
Oh, and that Stevie vs. Duffel thing is hilarious.
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stevie would fuck duffel up
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scott kane vs. greg lutzka round 1.5
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Danzig vs. Stevie
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p rod vs j rog
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Barletta vs. David Mayhew in a kicking match wearing Sketchers and D3s, respectively.
Winner takes on Muska and his hightop Hollywood Supra boots.
Shef, would win Way. However, Way wouldn't feel any pain, and retaliate with a restraining order, thus putting Sheff back in prison, only to hone his already impressive fighting skills.
In a re-match, Sheff would recruit "nigger-loving" Markovich as his ring coach, while Way finds his former opponent's nemesis Ryan "steel my wife" Fabry for his sideline. This further infuriates Sheff, who procedes to take out Way's bad knees. However, just prior to contact, Sheff realizes that someone replaced his steel-toed MJ Lakais with velcro Zero-twos! Danny, in a 'roid rage, takes out his stunned opponent by splashing rubbing alcohol in his face. But Shef suddenly awakens by this magic solution and becomes not only stronger, but impervious to all forms of sexually transmitted diseases by pro-hos. Way, realizing he wasted away his liquid courage, then gets pummeled by Shef's foreign object--a Goodyear rubber-infused Airwalk shoe. While the ref's back is turned, the Pappas brothers, fueled by coke and bad Dorfman endorsement deals, all dogpile on Way, until a circuit court judge realizes they've stepped beyond a 500 ft. radius, and get deported back to sheep country. All victory points to Sheff, until, beyond the shadows, Swindell appears, apparently making parole in time. Commentator Sal Barbier proclaims, "LA County Jail was killer, Josh Swindell was ripping," who then gives both Shef and Way a "face fucking" they'd never forget.
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what's up with the recent resurrecting of really old threads?
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Danzig vs. Stevie
Danzig got knocked the fuck out with one punch before.
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the Pappas brothers, fueled by coke and bad Dorfman endorsement deals,.
ever hear about their butt story?
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what's up with the recent resurrecting of really old threads?
Beans comes back and itching to pick things up where he left off.
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From what I've heard about Sheffey, I get the feeling that tossing rubbing alcohol in his face would only lead to him licking up any extras to get a buzz going.
Wakes with a Guinness? Hodgepodge. Word on the street is that dependency issues are cool.
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Mike & Greg Carroll vs. Steve & Micke Alba
Gonz vs. a chair
the carrolls take it on account of steves jelousy of his brother.
my moneys on the chair.
I've seen Mark practice his boxing skills while skating a lot lately, and seeing that he could also ollie over most chairs I will go for Gonz as the winner.
Howabout Gonz vs. Blender.
HUH ? !?
(http://www.magimix.fr/upload/uk/cs_5200_chr_mat_xl_uk280.jpg)
The 5200 XL will serioulsly fuck some shit up on pulse so i'm going with Neil for the blender oh and it's a Food Processor not a blender
It's a Magimix so basically is does everything you can think off in the slice n'dice department of food preperation
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Danzig got knocked the fuck out with one punch before.
ohh yah... at a concert right?
but Danzig is still a big beast of a man
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I WOULD WIN. I DONT LOSE FIGHTS. IM WAY TO CRAZED IN THE BRAIN. SO SET ONE UP AND IM DOWN. ALWAYS.. JUST PLAYIN HOES! I DONT FIGHT NO MORE, I HAVE MY BITCHES DO IT FOR ME. IM A G NOW!
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Sheffey vs. Bo Turner
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That's a toughy. I can't really doubt either of the two.
I miss Bo Turner. I felt like he was like a big brother who was
always watching my back during our brief times together.
Kelch too, but he had all of us lil ducklings to protect
under his wing.
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Pat Duffy from Questionable vs Heath Kirchart from Sight Unseen
heath is fuckin sick but this question is a no brainer.
duffy would win that shit with both hands tied behind his back,, duffy is on a whole other level compared to heath.
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completly disagree. heath turns into a warewolf like beast at midnight.
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completly disagree. heath turns into a warewolf like beast at midnight.
and if pats questionable part never would have came out, heath wouldnt be jumping down 15 stairs.
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Danzig got knocked the fuck out with one punch before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEehtlKVKps
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yo henry or kelch
who is the nigga whooping that crakkkas ass in the spitfire video
and who was scrappin in the fit joint
stevie or mo
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sheffey or kelch
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who is the number 1 headbussa in all of skateboarding
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Pat Duffy from Questionable vs Heath Kirchart from Sight Unseen
heath is fuckin sick but this question is a no brainer.
duffy would win that shit with both hands tied behind his back,, duffy is on a whole other level compared to heath.
duffys hat is always halfway in his sight so he couldnt see attacks coming from above
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plastic bench nerd vs magik inc groupie?
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who is the nigga whooping that crakkkas ass in the spitfire video
and who was scrappin in the fit joint
Not sure if either of these is the Brooklyn Banks thing, but Maurice Key brawls with someone in a video, might have been FIT.
"Ponytail boy learns a lesson: dont tag at the Banks" - from a TWS article, with pic of Maurice holding the guy in a headlock.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEehtlKVKps
hahaha!
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plastic bench nerd vs magik inc groupie?
HAHAHA, why even bother asking?
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plastic bench nerd vs magik inc groupie?
HAHAHA, why even bother asking?
so true newton! sanch wins with out even trying. im still trying to catch up on the shit he did back in the early 90's , this is another no brainer question.
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plastic bench nerd vs magik inc groupie?
HAHAHA, why even bother asking?
so true newton! sanch wins with out even trying. im still trying to catch up on the shit he did back in the early 90's , this is another no brainer question.
You couldn't even win if you had an entire arsenal, pussy.
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Jamie Thomas now vs. Willie Nelson 20 years ago.
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Quit jocking, you guys are a bunch of nerds.
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Danzig got knocked the fuck out with one punch before.
that really bummed me out on danzig
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current "orange" axl rose vs mic-E
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current "orange" axl rose vs mic-E
more like orange axl vs dustin diamond.
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plastic bench nerd vs magik inc groupie?
HAHAHA, why even bother asking?
so true newton! sanch wins with out even trying. im still trying to catch up on the shit he did back in the early 90's , this is another no brainer question.
You couldn't even win if you had an entire arsenal, pussy.
haha! thats awesome! good dis for sure!
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nate jackson vs. brooklyn brawler
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shef would woop way. way is a pussy. he asked me to help him in a brawl one time at a trade show. so i went and confronted the people . we got into a big fight. while im laying on the ground wrestling one of the dudes, i see his bitch ass hiding behind a booth. that dude is a pussy str8 up.
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shef would woop way. way is a pussy. he asked me to help him in a brawl one time at a trade show. so i went and confronted the people . we got into a big fight. while im laying on the ground wrestling one of the dudes, i see his bitch ass hiding behind a booth. that dude is a pussy str8 up.
Yeah...dude aired the Great Wall of China. What a pussy!
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what does that have to do with getting your face punched in. its not the same. pussy!
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who is the nigga whooping that crakkkas ass in the spitfire video
and who was scrappin in the fit joint
Not sure if either of these is the Brooklyn Banks thing, but Maurice Key brawls with someone in a video, might have been FIT.
"Ponytail boy learns a lesson: dont tag at the Banks" - from a TWS article, with pic of Maurice holding the guy in a headlock.
I think I may have seen this years ago when i first started skating. I was ten or something and it scared the fuck out of me. I just remember a mob of hard looking fucks smacking some fool with a board.
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KIDS
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stu graham vs. peter romendetta?
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brewce martin vs anyone
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sanch vs kelch
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Kelch would kill me but now I'm strong and mostl likely faster. Never know...nah!
Kelch would probably still kill me.
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kelch or sheffey
mo or stevie
jovontae or drake
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D.way has lazers out of his bionic limbs ...plus sheffy is a joke
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...plus sheffy is a joke
fighting words.
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stu graham vs. peter romendetta?
At first I was going to give it to stu since he's burlier, but peter's more tech and has no problems losing teeth. Plus, skating steep streets is tougher on the bod than tranny.
Peter wins because of superior speed, agility, and a few tricks up his sleeves.
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MY COCK -VS- YOUR MOTHERS JAWS OF LIFE
MY COCK WINS !!!
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i would let henry beat me up. cause i love him. as for anyone else. kelch dont get beat! ever!
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after seeing pat channita in the last skateboard mag I think it's safe to say he'd whoop anyone in the entire industry. I know, who cares? I'm just sayin...
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i would let henry beat me up. cause i love him. as for anyone else. kelch dont get beat! ever!
I need my old street cred back... let's stage a scene-lol
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anything for my little homie. but you gotta give me some shirts first! hmmmm!
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I know. Waiting to get these new ones made. Ordering the blanks today or tomorrow.
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sal masekela vs. biker sherlock
oh, sorry- was that one abp?
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i would let henry beat me up. cause i love him. as for anyone else. kelch dont get beat! ever!
I'll back his quote...kelch remember the ASR show in SD back in around96 maybe?
Danny got into some beef with rocco about Plan B and I think danny tried to choke him.
Then Rocco called for his muscle jesse martinez to save him. Jesse just happened to have like his whole crew from Venice at the trade show that day. I'm not even sure if you were hanging out with Danny or just standing near but Jesse pulls a knive a danny kinda runs outta there. Next thing we know it get taken outside I remember seeing about 12-14 big mexicans dudes about to kill Danny you totally jumped in there and yelled out come with it nigga's....I almost shit my pants I was so scared.
Danny ran off and you and Jesse Squared off ....At the time everyone knew Jesse couldn't lose a fight. He was just the craziness and toughest dude ever. When it came to blows it was a straight up old school fist fight. After about 20 seconds it was clear you were getting the best of him.....you had popped him in the face about 8 time really good and his boys couldn't let Jessie go down. So they totally jumped you. At least 10 dudes had you surrounded punching and kicking you in the back, leg head face. but you never fell over and never stop swinging even better you kept yelling that all you nigga's got. Man I've seen alot of shit but that was some serious courage. After you held your ground solo for atleast a min. or so greg carroll just comes flying in with no fear at all either and the 2 off you guys ran them boys off.
That was a great fight that you by no means even came close getting beat.
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Funny how the rumors were that James got beat 1 on 1. I found that hard to believe. I just thought Kelch must have been too drunk for that to even happen. Emb king kelch!!!!!!!
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wow people said he got beat in that...no way I mean Jesse was fighting hard too but it was easy to see kelch was getting the best of him.
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your story was pretty accurate. inside i rem him trying to stab me with a pencil also. and they didnt reall run off they just kinda wondered away.i rem martinez kept yelling he was gonna shoot me. i told him( but your not even a gangsta) it was a wild day ill tel you that. i had drank a lot of wiskey and i dont rem alot of it. but i do rem telling roger i was gonna kill him if i ever saw him again.
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mad drama son
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but you're not a gangsta-lol
straight hillarious!!!!!!!!
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kelch, what happened to the guy who wouldn't let moses out of the lift?
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Didnt ricky oyola get beat down at EMB for yelling the "Nword"
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i dont know what happened in the elevator.it was tae tae that puched ricky and made him leave for yelling th nword.
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i dont know what happened in the elevator.it was tae tae that puched ricky and made him leave for yelling th nword.
it was in the real video? "ooh smoker".
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biebel vs. vallely
or biebel vs. daewon
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i would let henry beat me up. cause i love him. as for anyone else. kelch dont get beat! ever!
Danny got into some beef with rocco about Plan B and I think danny tried to choke him.
Then Rocco called for his muscle jesse martinez to save him. Jesse just happened to have like his whole crew from Venice at the trade show that day. I'm not even sure if you were hanging out with Danny or just standing near but Jesse pulls a knive a danny kinda runs outta there. Next thing we know it get taken outside I remember seeing about 12-14 big mexicans dudes about to kill Danny you totally jumped in there and yelled out come with it nigga's....I almost shit my pants I was so scared.
Danny ran off and you and Jesse Squared off ....At the time everyone knew Jesse couldn't lose a fight. He was just the craziness and toughest dude ever. When it came to blows it was a straight up old school fist fight. After about 20 seconds it was clear you were getting the best of him.....you had popped him in the face about 8 time really good and his boys couldn't let Jessie go down. So they totally jumped you. At least 10 dudes had you surrounded punching and kicking you in the back, leg head face. but you never fell over and never stop swinging even better you kept yelling that all you nigga's got. Man I've seen alot of shit but that was some serious courage. After you held your ground solo for atleast a min. or so greg carroll just comes flying in with no fear at all either and the 2 off you guys ran them boys off.
That was a great fight that you by no means even came close getting beat.
that was the best story i've ever read...crazy...
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NOW THAT'S EMB!!!!!!!!!!
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KELCH IS A MUVAFUKKKIN G
gangsta ass crakkka muvafukkkin slappal
hes live an albino negro with a pimp lean and the ill two piece
stellar shit
jovontae snapped berra in the elevator
ricky got popped AT emb
tell us some brawls
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i want to know some shit about jamie thomas when he had no eyebrows and tried to ollie the gonz every day.
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he took baths in the dirty fountain with the bums and would dry his clothes out on the blocks. He ollied it barefoot and that's incredible!!!
What he's done is simply amazing! Sickest rags to ritches story if ya asked me. Not only did he come out here alone, no one really liked him but he persisted, and look at him now. His parents oughta be awefully proud of their boy.
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why didn't you like him?
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he took baths in the dirty fountain with the bums and would dry his clothes out on the blocks.
hmm...
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At first I was going to give it to stu since he's burlier, but peter's more tech and has no problems losing teeth. Plus, skating steep streets is tougher on the bod than tranny.
Peter wins because of superior speed, agility, and a few tricks up his sleeves.
Ever see Stu Graham in real life? The dude worked on jackhammers from the age of 16 which turned that pudge into brawn. A proper brawler if ever there was one.
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Jovante didn't pop Ricky, his boy did. Thats from Rickys mouth. Ask him yourself.
Ricky was there with his roomate Roger (who happens to be a black dude)
Ricky ain't no pussy and I would have put 100 bucks on him in a straight one on one with that skinny Jovante dude any day. Just because you had nice flip tricks don't mean shit when it comes to ass whippin.
I went to EMB way back when and had no problems......but I'm also 6'1 and 210. That might have had a little to do with it. I had a blunt with some of the locs and had a great time.
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I'm sure no one would have cared how big you were. You were probably cool, that's why.
Yes, I'm pretty sure it was Tae who socked him and am also quite sure Tae would whip on Ricky anyday allday.
Stupid thing to argue but get it straight homie.
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Jovante didn't pop Ricky, his boy did. Thats from Rickys mouth. Ask him yourself.
Ricky was there with his roomate Roger (who happens to be a black dude)
Ricky ain't no pussy and I would have put 100 bucks on him in a straight one on one with that skinny Jovante dude any day. Just because you had nice flip tricks don't mean shit when it comes to ass whippin.
I went to EMB way back when and had no problems......but I'm also 6'1 and 210. That might have had a little to do with it. I had a blunt with some of the locs and had a great time.
your size had nothing to do with it
you woulda got jumped
at the very least if you came out your mouth wrong
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ha ha ha. I was on leave at the time. I was in the Marines then.
Like I said I had a good time. I got along fine. Never understood the hate that place sometimes caught.
Taking multiple skinny asses to jump one dude is pussy shit.
I'm glad it didn't happen on all accounts. I was a lot younger and dumber then, and I would have stabbed the first fool in the neck. Nothing to be proud of, its just how I saw shit. The military can do wonders to a youing brain.
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You gon smoke the crew out and then talk shit hella years later. Please!!!
Tae punched Ricky on tape.
If you were 6/2 it didn't matter. We just would have watched Kelch beat the shit out of you.
you would have left like the rest of them.
Anyways, dumb thing to argue. You were there and you were accepted. Did you like skating there?
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Nobody talks about the other EMB locs. The Jaks took over EMB after midnight until dawn. Joey McSqueeb and Ted "shred" Levy did the first switch slalom crooked grinds on the blocks, while black vert pioneer Don Hillsman got chased out for blurting "honky" around the crackers.
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og de souza vs. wee man
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Nobody talks about the other EMB locs. The Jaks took over EMB after midnight until dawn. Joey McSqueeb and Ted "shred" Levy did the first switch slalom crooked grinds on the blocks, while black vert pioneer Don Hillsman got chased out for blurting "honky" around the crackers.
Joey Mc Squeeb is Jake Phelps. The Jaks are a familiar name.
Not sure why they are not talked about. Maybe cause they didn't really have to do with emb blowing up.
Ya know, I was just thinking of how it sucks for alot of ogs that were some of the best in the world but
no one knows because they weren't in vids. Hands down Powell had some of the best teams back then but when you think of those times most people only remember them because they were for the most part the only guys pumping videos back then. They were sooooo many dudes that deserve a spot in the books but they didn't get props cause of a dumb video. I remember.
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cough andy stone cough
cough alf rawls cough
cough pier serge cough
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I didn't know McSqueeb was Phelps. I just remember that short clip in Sick Boys of him going through driveways (I always thought Phelps had a way shittier style, and wasn't Phelps bald and had painted nails in those days?).
The Jaks are the notorious skate hockey team. They had a shop on Mission when I lived there, however, I never went in, and I don't know anyone who would. Who knows how they paid rent.
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i saw about 30 of those fuckers at the 3 up 3 down one afternoon on my way to get some grub. They were all just slashing around, drinking beer, talking shit to people walking by, breaking shit...one dude was trying to chip the edge of the stair with his board and with a set of dresser droors that he found on the street. they looked like a bunch of goddamn junkies running wild. I don't know how down for skating those guys could really be, purposely trying to ruin a bust-free spot like that. I suppose they may have been trying to prove a point and "stick it to the new schoolers", but they were probably just doing it to be assholes and to be punk rock or whatever the fuck they're supposed to be. That whole schtick is just way tired to me. I wanted to say something to the one dude trying to wreck the spot, but that probably would have been a bad idea...
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They were always cool to me. Jamie Jak was cool as fuck.
What bugged me was at all the back to the bay contests someone had the not so great idea of having them play hockey on the course during an intermission. I think they made more enemies than friends by doing that-lol
It was equivalent to the 7th inning stretch. The crowd would scatter like roaches when they hit the course.
They were cool though and most defs a part of the frisco scene. That can't be denied. I can't really bag on them. I think they actually held am contests and helped throw together ramps for the golden gate park for Sundays. They were down but I can imagine a couple disgruntled ones hating on skate spots cause of the direction it was going.
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Lindsey Robertson vs. Sierra Fellers
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Lindsey Robertson vs. Sierra Fellers
no match. lindsey's glasses would fog up, and sierra would try to call off the match using some direct quote from The Bible
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and wasn't Phelps bald and had painted nails in those days?).
Claim to flame?
Not sure what that dude did. No one really payed attention to him. He was always a joke and a kook as far
back as I remember.
One thing about skating is that we all know the biz and we know how tough it is, and most importantly we all know he has no right to say shit about anyone. His opinion is about as valid as a cop telling you to go play with your board elsewhere. This is why I'm on the Phelps bashing mission. As soon as I saw that Reynolds interview I felt since I'm on here anyways I could use this platform to give him a taste of his own medicine.
And if he ever says a peep about me in the mag, just tell me.
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them niggas had nothin to do woth emb. and i mean nothing. we knew them, we darank and smoked with them. but they would do there own thing, we didnt like them scaring all the bitches away!
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so these dudes were playing hockey? like roller hockey and shit? this must have been wayy before the hating of fruitbooters started??
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im going with og de souza on this one that guy probably has thee strongest arms from skateboarding with no legs. and although still a midget wee man does have the upper hand in the leverage department, but as soon as og got a good hold of him lights out! that motherfucker would beat his ass. VIVA BRAZIL!!
og de souza vs. wee man
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them niggas had nothin to do woth emb. and i mean nothing. we knew them, we darank and smoked with them. but they would do there own thing, we didnt like them scaring all the bitches away!
Yeah, that was funny to even be asked.
What am I supposed to say, Mc Squibb killed emb!?!?!
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i know the real reason emb got shut down.. his name was smurf! ill tell you the whole story if you guys really want to know it. i knew all the security guards at emb they told me the real scoop!
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Kelch, spill the EMBeans!
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i know the real reason emb got shut down.. his name was smurf! ill tell you the whole story if you guys really want to know it. i knew all the security guards at emb they told me the real scoop!
i knew smurf, what did he do?
it can't have just been for smelling bad and selling kids cracked boards.
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no! he scribed in the main hyatt regency window. the one that looked down upon emb. ht was huge, made out of fancy glass. he scratched up the whole thing. so the hotel started hiring off duty cops and also making mass calls to the police, telling them they would no longer exept us there. they were the ones who alowed us to skate in the first place. as time passed it got worse and worse until there was no way we could skate.
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Andrew Reynolds VS. G MOS
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no! he scribed in the main hyatt regency window. the one that looked down upon emb. ht was huge, made out of fancy glass. he scratched up the whole thing. so the hotel started hiring off duty cops and also making mass calls to the police, telling them they would no longer exept us there. they were the ones who alowed us to skate in the first place. as time passed it got worse and worse until there was no way we could skate.
That dude's such a fucking loser. You can sit their and just clown his fucking faded ass sweater and he'd laugh and make fun of himself. Content on being a bum. Dude tried to write all kinds of dumb shit about me at hubba hideout too. Of course the day he left to go bum out in La. What a fucking bum! Straight up piece of nothing.
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Mike Mo VS. Malto
Slash VS. Matt Allen
Devine VS. Castillo
Tom Penny VS. Grant Patterson
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Damn it. I wish someone would just build a replica of Embarco somewhere. It sounds so sick.
Tell us a story about one of our favorite pros getting beaten up. Jamie Thomas? Corey Duffel? Kerry Getz?
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Mike Mo VS. Malto
Slash VS. Matt Allen
Devine VS. Castillo
Tom Penny VS. Grant Patterson
Get out. This is now the EMB stories thread.
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EMB was the real life message board.
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break yo self fo yo avatar!
Emb fool!!!!!
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SI
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WI era Sean Sheffey vs
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no! he scribed in the main hyatt regency window. the one that looked down upon emb. ht was huge, made out of fancy glass. he scratched up the whole thing. so the hotel started hiring off duty cops and also making mass calls to the police, telling them they would no longer exept us there. they were the ones who alowed us to skate in the first place. as time passed it got worse and worse until there was no way we could skate.
That dude's such a fucking loser. You can sit their and just clown his fucking faded ass sweater and he'd laugh and make fun of himself. Content on being a bum. Dude tried to write all kinds of dumb shit about me at hubba hideout too. Of course the day he left to go bum out in La. What a fucking bum! Straight up piece of nothing.
i'm assuming smurf is
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ed templeton vs a cheeseburger
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Sheffey! Look at those fucking arms!
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Ellisa Steamer vs. Marisa del santos