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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: tonycoxhox on August 25, 2008, 05:53:17 PM
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i want to get a small pet that is interesting to watch. i want to watch animals eat bugs while chillaxin with my room mate hittin the bong, 420 style of course.
i dont want a big thing that will seek attention. a reptile or a small mammal.
i dont have that much money.
what should i get?
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a chameleon is the ultimate stoner pet.
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buy two rabbits and watch them fuck while you're stoned. it'll blow you away.
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my dealer has a fish, posters of women on his wall, an xbox 360, and he just bought a dj set. he is so 420.
i dont really want to be 420 but i do want to get high and watch animals.
anyone have a chameleon? is it hard to take care of and all?
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i dont want to take care of little rabbit babies.
is a rat (EDIT: RABBIT) boner special or something? or is their sex interesting like slug sex?
i did watch a rabbit the other day eating everything it saw. it was a little rascal.
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you sell the rabbit babies, mate. that's weed money right there. what a nice little circle you'd have going on there.
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1. Go to the animal shelter
2. Ask em which sweet dog or cat only has months to live and is slated for euthanasia
3. This way you'll only have this pet for 3-4 months, it's good practice for the real thing
4. It may not eat bugs (though my cat does). But watching it die may be a deep or funny 420 moment depending on your nature, and your weed.
5. Call the vet to come euthanize it and try to cop some narcs for yourself.
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if three toed sloths didn't have such unique diets they'd make for amazing pets.
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rabbits can be cool, depends on what kind u get and how u raise it. I found this dude in the backyard when he was young, now he chills.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3116/2733378448_011b7f82f6.jpg?v=0)
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rabbits can be cool, depends on what kind u get and how u raise it. I found this dude in the backyard when he was young, now he chills.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3116/2733378448_011b7f82f6.jpg?v=0)
that's awesome.
you should get a praying mantis. i had one. just injure some flies and place them in front of him. he will eat their heads first. ITS DOPE
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buy two rabbits and watch them fuck while you're stoned. it'll blow you away.
I have rabbits and i really hate them
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(http://z.about.com/d/inventors/1/0/U/9/ramchia.jpg)
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get a bearded dragon those guys are sick and there mad easy to take care of and cheap also,
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(http://z.about.com/d/inventors/1/0/U/9/ramchia.jpg)
or get with the new age... the old new age
(http://1heckofaguy.com/wp-content/photos/tamagotchi.jpg)
at least it will remind you of back east, far east
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I've been meaning to get a turtle.
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(http://msnbc.com/modules/take3/may/img/rewind/petRock.jpg)
(http://lilymichaud.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/unicorn.jpg)
(http://linuxtation3.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/gremlins.jpg)
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(http://www.furrybutterfly.com/students/brandon/black-footed-ferret.jpg)
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I've been meaning to get a turtle.
I had one when i was a kid, he was pretty cool. that could be a good pet tony.
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I heard that a ridiculous number, like I think 90% of the pet turtles don't survive their first year. But if they do they can get mad old.
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they smell bad...
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(http://www.reptilesrealm.com/files/user/savannah-monitor-lizard.jpg)
savannah monitor's are pretty cool if you don't mind feeding your pet mice. too gnar for my blood but had a friend that had one and it was a pretty intereting pet.
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a ferret for sure
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Vinnie_the_Ferret_in_a_War_Dance_Jump.jpg)
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_war_dance)
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Get a cat... while you're getting 420'd, you can get your little feline strung out on 'nip.
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(http://www.alttext.com/misc/media/images/hyena-men.jpg)
a hyena!
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a ferret for sure
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Vinnie_the_Ferret_in_a_War_Dance_Jump.jpg)
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_war_dance)
yea i have one and he is pretty awesome
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get a fuckin monkey. serious.
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bugs....they got some gnarly ones in japan....
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bugs....they got some gnarly ones in japan....
http://japanesebugfights.com/
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A sheep is good for those lonely nights
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HAAAA YES!
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Get a tiny kitten and spray paint him crazy colors and train him to run really fast, so when you're stoned bro'd chase him around your disgusting apartment and try to catch him.
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(http://crystaltips.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/gimp.jpg)
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a ferret for sure
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Vinnie_the_Ferret_in_a_War_Dance_Jump.jpg)
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_war_dance)
wear it around your neck when you go out.
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dear tony,
i was actually just stepping out the door when i was struck by a realization of what the perfect pet would be for you:
think of the "wanna see my..." pick up lines you could use on chicks or whoever with one of these in your room:
(http://www.avianweb.com/images/birds/parrots/shortbilledblackcockatoo.jpg)
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A sheep is good for those lonely nights
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=oGMYNAabs1s (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=oGMYNAabs1s)
could be my favourite gene wilder scene
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thanks for all the suggestions guys. i decided to get a horse. my dad just installed this horse room in the basement. it has hay in it.
my mom said the horse should be coming soon. if my parents dont get me what i want, i get pissed and start abusing drugs. then i get what i want.
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thanks for all the suggestions guys. i decided to get a horse. my dad just installed this horse room in the basement. it has hay in it.
my mom said the horse should be coming soon. if my parents dont get me what i want, i get pissed and start abusing drugs. then i get what i want.
please elaborate...
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im sure you have your own way of getting things the way you want them to be.
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ok, seriously. i only want a pet that will stay in a glass box or a wired cage. i dont want a bird because they are loud and live too long. i dont have that much money so i wont be able to buy expensive food for the pet. i want the pet to be a small pet. anyone still have any suggestions?
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go to the zoo, winnipeg's is great. you can enjoy the animals in their natural state, yet wont be responsible for cleaning up after them.
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the nagoya zoo is WAY better.
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Get a ferret Tony.
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what would be exciting about a ferret?
my friend already has a good name for a pet. Candy.
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tony,
hedgehog?
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definitely no birds. Loud annoying motherfuckers. They don't necessarily live that long, my roommate left me in charge of two of his parokeets and I went on a weekend roadtrip. When I got back two days later they were both dead. His response to the death "well, they had a good run." He wasn't pissed at all.
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Get a worm. They eat mud.
(http://www.nrri.umn.edu/worms/images/home/worm.jpg)
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what about those mice that are bred to be fed to snakes? They cost like 2 euro at most and you're doing them a favour if they just live a single day after puchase. God can't blame you for letting them starve, cause you still saved them from the beast snake.
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what would be exciting about a ferret?
my friend already has a good name for a pet. Candy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FHVYAsJ6OM
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Get a worm. They eat mud.
(http://www.nrri.umn.edu/worms/images/home/worm.jpg)
This actually made me laugh, and yes get a worm because i think that's close enough to what your looking for.
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just get a rat man, party rat, blow weed smoke in its cage feed it beer and donuts
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Get a gecko or some shit... they eat crickets or whatever which are pretty cheap.
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Seriously though, I used to have these giant toads. They were called South American Horned Toads. They may be the same thing as Pac Man frogs, I'm not real smart. Anywho, I fed them goldfish, crickets and pinky mice. As the toads grew I fed them bigger and bigger mice until they could chug down a live adult mouse. It was super awesome. One time I threw a pinky mouse between them and they both chomped it at once and had a tug o' war with it. They ripped the thing in half. They grew to be bigger than a Carl's Jr. Six Dollar burger. They died when I fed them salamanders. They were named Chet and Norm after Chet from Wierd Science when Lisa turned him into a blob of poop and Norm from Cheers.
I also had a couple of lizrds called anolls. They were small and could camoflauge into plants. They more I handled them the mellower they got so they would just chill with me.
If you get any kind of reptile make sure that you put vitamin supplements on their food. I noticed this would make them healthier and more active.