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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Garfiled L. Asagna LLC on March 30, 2025, 12:52:19 PM
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/famous-comedian-arrested-drug-charge-192423905.html
Rodriguez, 70, was booked at the Burbank Police Jail for narcotics possession and later released. Speaking with TMZ after his arrest, Rodriguez said the car was his, but he was asleep in the passenger seat when he and his friend were pulled over. He alleged that a “Caucasian” officer was on a “power trip” and slapped him awake.
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We're gonna need a bigger hat
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We're gonna need a bigger hat
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People seem to like to shit on skaters for having successful parents, always wondered why Paul got a pass.
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People seem to like to shit on skaters for having successful parents, always wondered why Paul got a pass.
Because he was more successful than his dad and his dad wasn’t even as successful as George Lopez. Is his dad MAGA?
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People seem to like to shit on skaters for having successful parents, always wondered why Paul got a pass.
I cannot think of one instance when a pro skater got shitted on for having successful parents
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People seem to like to shit on skaters for having successful parents, always wondered why Paul got a pass.
I cannot think of one instance when a pro skater got shitted on for having successful parents
Riley
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I watched him do live standup a week ago and it was pretty bad. Not sure if he was on too much drugs or not enough drugs
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I watched him do live standup a week ago and it was pretty bad. Not sure if he was on too much drugs or not enough drugs
sounds pretty cringe.
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I watched him do live standup a week ago and it was pretty bad. Not sure if he was on too much drugs or not enough drugs
His standup was never very good. He had some moments as a comedic screen actor 30+ years ago but he fell off quickly
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Can’t wait for the coke bag NFT
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Can’t wait for the coke bag NFT
ABD pharmaceuticals.
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“Narcotics…born in Mexico” uh oh, someone better call trump
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Can’t wait for the coke mirror Primitive board
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2 scumbags being scumbags
https://youtu.be/WBpHBGy1VHw?si=Djm3OcU8wTXNlp3P
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https://www.imdb.com/news/ni62272015/
His dad is a trumper.
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https://www.imdb.com/news/ni62272015/ (https://www.imdb.com/news/ni62272015/)
His dad is a trumper.
Color me shocked.
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https://www.imdb.com/news/ni62272015/
His dad is a trumper.
Doesn’t know what “closet” means either.
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Well, I think a lot of the drug laws are dumb and I'd like to see him get support and maybe due to his wealth donate to causes fighting the drug problem in America.
However, as right-winger, I know he doesn't believe in my lefty bleeding heart rehab, second chances, soft on crime bullshit. So, for his sake, I hope gets what he voted for. I hope he gets the tough on crime deterrence punishment that will fix all of our problems. I also hope learns how "back the blue" and "learns how to stop crying about things being unfair and realize that the police are just doing their jobs. He wouldn't be in trouble if he didn't do the crime."
In reality, we all know what is going to happen. Nothing. He'll get an expensive lawyer and there will be zero consequence. He'll tell us all that this has been hard on him and his family, but in his heart he knows God has forgiven him and it is time to move on from the past. And P-Rod will do a prayer into hat so he can honor his dad with a 360-flip k-grind down a handrail.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/comic-paul-rodriguez-admits-hes-trump-supporter-terrible-thing-say-will-pay-price-155900585.html
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Maybe he had the Mexican coke that is still made with real sugar
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Maybe he had the Mexican coke that is still made with real sugar
nobody would need to be slapped awake thats for sure
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People seem to like to shit on skaters for having successful parents, always wondered why Paul got a pass.
Paul eclipsed his dad’s success pretty early on. Wonder if Paul Sr ever resented his son for that
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People seem to like to shit on skaters for having successful parents, always wondered why Paul got a pass.
Paul eclipsed his dad’s success pretty early on. Wonder if Paul Sr ever resented his son for that
Not only that but it’s not really something he tried to hide or deny. I feel like there’s definitely some trust fund skaters that never talk about their parents success or how wealthy they grew up.
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People seem to like to shit on skaters for having successful parents, always wondered why Paul got a pass.
Paul eclipsed his dad’s success pretty early on. Wonder if Paul Sr ever resented his son for that
Uh…How? By being sponsored by es shoes? Doesn’t seem accurate. He is for sure more physically talented but there is not money like that in skateboarding
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People seem to like to shit on skaters for having successful parents, always wondered why Paul got a pass.
Paul eclipsed his dad’s success pretty early on. Wonder if Paul Sr ever resented his son for that
How? By being sponsored by es shoes? He is for sure more talented but there is not money like that in skateboarding
by 2004 (age 19-20) he signed a 7 figure contract with nike sb and had his first shoe with them in 2005, you’d think that’s pretty monumental. all the x games wins too, that was around that same time period
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People seem to like to shit on skaters for having successful parents, always wondered why Paul got a pass.
Paul eclipsed his dad’s success pretty early on. Wonder if Paul Sr ever resented his son for that
How? By being sponsored by es shoes? He is for sure more talented but there is not money like that in skateboarding
by 2004 (age 19-20) he signed a 7 figure contract with nike sb and had his first shoe with them in 2005, you’d think that’s pretty monumental. all the x games wins too, that was around that same time period
great but to say he eclipsed his dad’s success is delusional. only skateboarders know who p rod is
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People seem to like to shit on skaters for having successful parents, always wondered why Paul got a pass.
Paul eclipsed his dad’s success pretty early on. Wonder if Paul Sr ever resented his son for that
How? By being sponsored by es shoes? He is for sure more talented but there is not money like that in skateboarding
by 2004 (age 19-20) he signed a 7 figure contract with nike sb and had his first shoe with them in 2005, you’d think that’s pretty monumental. all the x games wins too, that was around that same time period
great but to say he eclipsed his dad’s success is delusional. only skateboarders know who p rod is
P Rod SR never ran up the Target card. He never even had a Target card to begin with. Do your homework.
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His dad was never that successful. It was a short period of time that he was famous but the dude pissed his money away hella quick.
I think i remember him from his role in "Born in East L.A." and that's it. Nothing notable really done.
My pops would say "L.A. Famous" to certain celebrities which he said it is not that bad. Just by being popular in the L.A area you make a cool mil, but can not sustain a lavish lifestyle. I think that term suits paul sr. perfectly.
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Jr was famous enough to shill for the state tourism board:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akqcUefkgjc
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Jr was famous enough to shill for the state tourism board:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akqcUefkgjc
I think Jr has people that get him in things like this and being a (likely non-speaking) member of Selena’s band for the Netflix show. I don’t think he’s necessarily being reached out to
Sr was part of the 80s standup comedy boom. Everyone that could get time at the Comedy Store got a few development meetings. Was never popular enough to get a multi-generational sitcom going or anything about him (though both sr and jr have tried). As a socal resident, his most famous role is Del Taco spokesman in the 90s
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Jr was famous enough to shill for the state tourism board:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akqcUefkgjc
I think Jr has people that get him in things like this and being a (likely non-speaking) member of Selena’s band for the Netflix show. I don’t think he’s necessarily being reached out to
Sr was part of the 80s standup comedy boom. Everyone that could get time at the Comedy Store got a few development meetings. Was never popular enough to get a multi-generational sitcom going or anything about him (though both sr and jr have tried). As a socal resident, his most famous role is Del Taco spokesman in the 90s
You right, you right, Atiba. I forgot about the Del Taco gig. I honestly think Jr believes he’s gonna hat pray himself into a bunch of acting roles. He’s talked about it for so many years and every once in a while he has a gig, but I really don’t see it happening for him. Sr’s done well enough for himself, his success just happens to be more localized.
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People seem to like to shit on skaters for having successful parents, always wondered why Paul got a pass.
Paul eclipsed his dad’s success pretty early on. Wonder if Paul Sr ever resented his son for that
How? By being sponsored by es shoes? He is for sure more talented but there is not money like that in skateboarding
by 2004 (age 19-20) he signed a 7 figure contract with nike sb and had his first shoe with them in 2005, you’d think that’s pretty monumental. all the x games wins too, that was around that same time period
great but to say he eclipsed his dad’s success is delusional. only skateboarders know who p rod is
lol what the fuck do you consider successful? Is name recognition your only metric?
Because I would think the SLS and X-Games wins, the seven-figure Nike contract, the video parts, the popular skateboarding brand with the most stacked roster is more successful than a broke comedian the general public might kind of remember if they’re old enough.
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Jr was famous enough to shill for the state tourism board:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akqcUefkgjc
I think Jr has people that get him in things like this and being a (likely non-speaking) member of Selena’s band for the Netflix show. I don’t think he’s necessarily being reached out to
Sr was part of the 80s standup comedy boom. Everyone that could get time at the Comedy Store got a few development meetings. Was never popular enough to get a multi-generational sitcom going or anything about him (though both sr and jr have tried). As a socal resident, his most famous role is Del Taco spokesman in the 90s
You right, you right, Atiba. I forgot about the Del Taco gig. I honestly think Jr believes he’s gonna hat pray himself into a bunch of acting roles. He’s talked about it for so many years and every once in a while he has a gig, but I really don’t see it happening for him. Sr’s done well enough for himself, his success just happens to be more localized.
He tried a bunch, but I think he knows that ships sailed which is why he kinda popped back up in skating in recent years. He’s not going to transcend skating like it’s always been assumed he would, so he’s gonna squeeze them teats for what they’re worth
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lol his dad was a c level celebrity, one trick pony comedian that had bit parts in a few movies and a TV show 40-50 years ago. Let’s not pretend Paul Rodriguez Sr was Eddie Murphy or something. Dude was probably living a pretty modest life by LA standards.
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People seem to like to shit on skaters for having successful parents, always wondered why Paul got a pass.
Paul eclipsed his dad’s success pretty early on. Wonder if Paul Sr ever resented his son for that
How? By being sponsored by es shoes? He is for sure more talented but there is not money like that in skateboarding
by 2004 (age 19-20) he signed a 7 figure contract with nike sb and had his first shoe with them in 2005, you’d think that’s pretty monumental. all the x games wins too, that was around that same time period
great but to say he eclipsed his dad’s success is delusional. only skateboarders know who p rod is
He had 10 pro model shoes on Nike. Look up the names of the other people who have done that.
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P Rod Jr. definitely outshined his dad
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P.Rod Snr appears first on google. but he's definitely washed. Has had only 4 bit parts in shit like Clifford the Big Red Dawg in the past 10 years
P.Rod Jr has a day in LA dedicated to himself, however he has to share it with Go Skateboarding Day.
Plus the Mc Rib hook-up.
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Jr was famous enough to shill for the state tourism board:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akqcUefkgjc
I think Jr has people that get him in things like this and being a (likely non-speaking) member of Selena’s band for the Netflix show. I don’t think he’s necessarily being reached out to
Sr was part of the 80s standup comedy boom. Everyone that could get time at the Comedy Store got a few development meetings. Was never popular enough to get a multi-generational sitcom going or anything about him (though both sr and jr have tried). As a socal resident, his most famous role is Del Taco spokesman in the 90s
You right, you right, Atiba. I forgot about the Del Taco gig. I honestly think Jr believes he’s gonna hat pray himself into a bunch of acting roles. He’s talked about it for so many years and every once in a while he has a gig, but I really don’t see it happening for him. Sr’s done well enough for himself, his success just happens to be more localized.
He tried a bunch, but I think he knows that ships sailed which is why he kinda popped back up in skating in recent years. He’s not going to transcend skating like it’s always been assumed he would, so he’s gonna squeeze them teats for what they’re worth
Damn I remember those Del Taco commercials, Sr. is definitely washed at that point.
I think when Street Dreams came out a lot of the cast proved to me that the acting chops were nowhere near Jason Lee in Mallrats. I thought Dyrdek playing the typical gatekeeper skater was pretty good and Dunn was a good comedic relief but everyone else known in skateboarding bombed their roles.
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People seem to like to shit on skaters for having successful parents, always wondered why Paul got a pass.
Paul eclipsed his dad’s success pretty early on. Wonder if Paul Sr ever resented his son for that
Uh…How? By being sponsored by es shoes? Doesn’t seem accurate. He is for sure more physically talented but there is not money like that in skateboarding
are you posting from fuckin' Mars or something?
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P.Rod Snr appears first on google. but he's definitely washed. Has had only 4 bit parts in shit like Clifford the Big Red Dawg in the past 10 years
P.Rod Jr has a day in LA dedicated to himself, however he has to share it with Go Skateboarding Day.
Plus the Mc Rib hook-up.
Jr actually showed up for me first when doing a clean search on both google and YouTube. Worth noting I'm doing the search from Mexico though, and p-rod senior isn't popular at all here
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I watched him do live standup a week ago and it was pretty bad. Not sure if he was on too much drugs or not enough drugs
I saw his name on the marquee at like the laugh factory or improv a few weeks back and was genuinely surprised they let him come do a set but then again most comedians suck now anyway so makes sense .
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Jr actually showed up for me first when doing a clean search on both google and YouTube. Worth noting I'm doing the search from Mexico though, and p-rod senior isn't popular at all here
(https://i.ibb.co/BVNGHR70/Pee-Rod-Senior.jpg) (https://ibb.co/vxYhC8r0)
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I watched him do live standup a week ago and it was pretty bad. Not sure if he was on too much drugs or not enough drugs
I saw his name on the marquee at like the laugh factory or improv a few weeks back and was genuinely surprised they let him come do a set but then again most comedians suck now anyway so makes sense .
He was recently on the improv schedule here in San Jose...I remember getting the reduced cost email earlier this year
https://improv.com/paul-ten/
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here's a video of P-Rod Sr. butchering commentary at Maloof Money Cup. at 1:12 he says andrew reynolds dresses like where's waldo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTiPGEqvyLI
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P-Rod doesn't get hate for having a famous parent because his dad has absolutely no ties to skateboarding and couldn't pull any nepotism shenanigans to help Paul get sponsors, video parts, etc. Paul had to do that the same way as everyone else.
Also Paul was genuinely really, really fucking good at skating.
Having said that, I wouldn't be shocked if Papa Rod's bank account helped kickstart Primitive...
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He was a spokesman for El Pollo Loco, not Del Taco SMDH
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Jr actually showed up for me first when doing a clean search on both google and YouTube. Worth noting I'm doing the search from Mexico though, and p-rod senior isn't popular at all here
I'm dying. Thought this was from Las Nueve Vidas De Paco at first. Pacoooooooooo!
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I watched him do live standup a week ago and it was pretty bad. Not sure if he was on too much drugs or not enough drugs
I saw his name on the marquee at like the laugh factory or improv a few weeks back and was genuinely surprised they let him come do a set but then again most comedians suck now anyway so makes sense .
I'm pretty sure he's a part owner of the laugh factory
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Jr actually showed up for me first when doing a clean search on both google and YouTube. Worth noting I'm doing the search from Mexico though, and p-rod senior isn't popular at all here
ok this is hilarious. fuck Gabriel Iglesias while we're at it
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Didn't realize Sr. was part owner of Laugh Factory. Wikipedia says he owns the Hollywood location, but he does a weekly show at the Long Beach Laugh Factory every Wednesday. Give locals a lot of spots, but I think that has more to do with the host. Went to a few and Sr. always has an odd energy/vibe. Now it makes sense.
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Well, I think a lot of the drug laws are dumb and I'd like to see him get support and maybe due to his wealth donate to causes fighting the drug problem in America.
However, as right-winger, I know he doesn't believe in my lefty bleeding heart rehab, second chances, soft on crime bullshit. So, for his sake, I hope gets what he voted for. I hope he gets the tough on crime deterrence punishment that will fix all of our problems. I also hope learns how "back the blue" and "learns how to stop crying about things being unfair and realize that the police are just doing their jobs. He wouldn't be in trouble if he didn't do the crime."
In reality, we all know what is going to happen. Nothing. He'll get an expensive lawyer and there will be zero consequence. He'll tell us all that this has been hard on him and his family, but in his heart he knows God has forgiven him and it is time to move on from the past. And P-Rod will do a prayer into hat so he can honor his dad with a 360-flip k-grind down a handrail.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/comic-paul-rodriguez-admits-hes-trump-supporter-terrible-thing-say-will-pay-price-155900585.html
Like I’ve been saying for a decade, they need to end the “War on Drugs” (esp being the US government is the biggest drug dealer of all) and start the “War on Human Trafficking & PDFilia”.
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they need to start the “War on Human Trafficking & PDFilia”.
that war has been faught & lost
(https://i.ibb.co/HDtpL5tg/wumpgod.jpg)
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70! He was pulled over on his way home from a wild b.i.n.g.o. night
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they need to start the “War on Human Trafficking & PDFilia”.
that war has been faught & lost
(https://i.ibb.co/HDtpL5tg/wumpgod.jpg)
(https://i.ibb.co/nMxyzNqp/ohman.jpg)
Who’s the old woman?
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70! He was pulled over on his way home from a wild b.i.n.g.o. night
Bently coupes not bragging, simply the truth
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they need to start the “War on Human Trafficking & PDFilia”.
that war has been faught & lost
(https://i.ibb.co/HDtpL5tg/wumpgod.jpg)
(https://i.ibb.co/nMxyzNqp/ohman.jpg)
Who’s the old woman?
Betty White, the queen!
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I got my pee rod snagged once. Fuck zippers.
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P-Rod doesn't get hate for having a famous parent because his dad has absolutely no ties to skateboarding ...
Also Paul was genuinely really, really fucking good at skating.
That's the thing. There's no possibility for nepotism because there's nothing that can fake that talent and there are like 25 people who have ever been as good as him. And I have basically zero interest in his skating.
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Well, I think a lot of the drug laws are dumb and I'd like to see him get support and maybe due to his wealth donate to causes fighting the drug problem in America.
However, as right-winger, I know he doesn't believe in my lefty bleeding heart rehab, second chances, soft on crime bullshit. So, for his sake, I hope gets what he voted for. I hope he gets the tough on crime deterrence punishment that will fix all of our problems. I also hope learns how "back the blue" and "learns how to stop crying about things being unfair and realize that the police are just doing their jobs. He wouldn't be in trouble if he didn't do the crime."
In reality, we all know what is going to happen. Nothing. He'll get an expensive lawyer and there will be zero consequence. He'll tell us all that this has been hard on him and his family, but in his heart he knows God has forgiven him and it is time to move on from the past. And P-Rod will do a prayer into hat so he can honor his dad with a 360-flip k-grind down a handrail.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/comic-paul-rodriguez-admits-hes-trump-supporter-terrible-thing-say-will-pay-price-155900585.html
Like I’ve been saying for a decade, they need to end the “War on Drugs” (esp being the US government is the biggest drug dealer of all) and start the “War on Human Trafficking & PDFilia”.
That problem is that IRL human trafficking in all respects is intertwined with the ~5-10% of the undocumented labor force required to keep this whole "America" thing afloat.
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P-Rod doesn't get hate for having a famous parent because his dad has absolutely no ties to skateboarding ...
Also Paul was genuinely really, really fucking good at skating.
That's the thing. There's no possibility for nepotism because there's nothing that can fake that talent and there are like 25 people who have ever been as good as him. And I have basically zero interest in his skating.
There have been tons of skaters who have had the “rich dad”/“trust fund” charge levied against them to negate them on here. Aiden Mackey for example (not a good look for the undeniable talent angle, but it’s just a name that stood out)
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I got my pee rod snagged once. Fuck zippers.
How the hell did you get the zipper all the way to the top?
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I always got the impression like a lot of kids of divorce, Paul was raised by his mom and wasn’t too close to his dad until he was older….but don’t let that stop you……
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Paul senior May not be an A-list celebrity, or very funny, or good at acting, or that successful, or sober
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I got my pee rod snagged once. Fuck zippers.
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fuck that guy
fuck the police
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P-Rod doesn't get hate for having a famous parent because his dad has absolutely no ties to skateboarding ...
Also Paul was genuinely really, really fucking good at skating.
That's the thing. There's no possibility for nepotism because there's nothing that can fake that talent and there are like 25 people who have ever been as good as him. And I have basically zero interest in his skating.
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People seem to like to shit on skaters for having successful parents, always wondered why Paul got a pass.
Paul eclipsed his dad’s success pretty early on. Wonder if Paul Sr ever resented his son for that
How? By being sponsored by es shoes? He is for sure more talented but there is not money like that in skateboarding
by 2004 (age 19-20) he signed a 7 figure contract with nike sb and had his first shoe with them in 2005, you’d think that’s pretty monumental. all the x games wins too, that was around that same time period
great but to say he eclipsed his dad’s success is delusional. only skateboarders know who p rod is
I bet you’d be pressed to find anyone who knows who his dad is.
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Decades ago, Paul Sr. was on Howard Stern and at the very end of his interview he said "I want to shout out DNA skateboards for hooking up my son!" And mentioned his son was a skater. Not much else was said. It was pretty random. But cool when I heard it live that morning.
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i dont think prod even spoke much to sr growing up. seemed to be mostly raised by his mom. highly doubt nepotism was involved in his come up. pretty sure sr even mentioned his strained relationship with prod in a vlog when prod was getting a key to the city of LA or something. their relationship now seems hot and cold. imo - prod came up on his own in skating. zero help from sr. could be wrong though.
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Is Paul posting support of his dad as much as he has been supporting Cole?