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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Insole on December 02, 2025, 12:44:11 PM
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I mean...not much good comes from kids being on social media.
I'm sure her sponsors can still post clips on her behalf.
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weird that there's no carve out for working professionals or celebs. Maybe there is, and it's less trouble just to chill for 2 months.
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https://thebaffler.com/salvos/we-used-to-read-things-in-this-country-mccormack?ref=simplemagic.ca (https://thebaffler.com/salvos/we-used-to-read-things-in-this-country-mccormack?ref=simplemagic.ca)
I read this article last night that was linked in the Simple Magic newsletter about governmental youth content restrictions.
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Honestly wish they'd do this in the US. My teenage daughters are both stressing because of TikTok/Snapchat bullshit and I had to restrict both. That stuff is horrible for anyone, but especially young teenagers.
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Honestly wish they'd do this in the US. My teenage daughters are both stressing because of TikTok/Snapchat bullshit and I had to restrict both. That stuff is horrible for anyone, but especially young teenagers.
And the people that work at these companies don’t let their own kids use them…
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They absolutely need more laws like this. Social media is trash. I recently got my account suspended on ig and I feel like it’s a blessing
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Honestly wish they'd do this in the US. My teenage daughters are both stressing because of TikTok/Snapchat bullshit and I had to restrict both. That stuff is horrible for anyone, but especially young teenagers.
Seriously, most social media now a days is basically slot machines designed in a different way to give you that dopamine rush. Even shit like YouTube kids can be pretty damaging. I see my nieces watch the most brain rot shit ever from like verified YouTube kids creators and just sucks how this is basically the norm in the world
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Fuck zuckerberg
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The world would be a much better place if this was mandated for all kids under 16 (maybe even 18)
Being born late 80s is wild, we’ve had experience of no internet, SNES, Sega Mega Drive, to dial up dogshit internet, MSN messenger era, early fb/instagram/myspace etc to whatever dystopian hell we are now living through
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Yeah fuck kids and their freedoms! ::)
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Honestly wish they'd do this in the US. My teenage daughters are both stressing because of TikTok/Snapchat bullshit and I had to restrict both. That stuff is horrible for anyone, but especially young teenagers.
And the people that work at these companies don’t let their own kids use them…
I was just talking to my colleagues (I work in higher education) about the school the most expensive school in Silicon Valley has a no device policy.
The same people trying convincing your school board they need AI and chromebooks don’t want any of that shit. They rather their kids paint or play piano.
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How will we get through the next two months…..
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don't punish all of society for not giving your kid a flip phone. this is another advance to control the masses and harvest even more people's sensitive data
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Good for Chloe - I think this can only stand to benefit children in the long run, it's no secret that social media is FUCKED for kid's brains. And adult's brains really. Addiction, depression, anxiety, suicide, isolation. They might cry for like 2 weeks but then they'll just go and do something else. Hopefully go skate.
Saying that, there's a similar kind of thing happening in the UK, and I believe it marks the dawn of a new era of the internet worldwide - following China's / North Korea's example and using the internet to control and monitor the people on an individual level. Which, I speculate, may lead to a mass exodus. Only the future will tell, but I know the web is far more hollow than it seems.
Ultimately chaos reigns.
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don't punish all of society for not giving your kid a flip phone. this is another advance to control the masses and harvest even more people's sensitive data
There's some serious bootlicking going on in this thread and I don't know why
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They absolutely need more laws
Bootlicker
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don't punish all of society for not giving your kid a flip phone. this is another advance to control the masses and harvest even more people's sensitive data
Cuz some of these systems / platforms run so deep in young people's lives that many have lost hope and feel only law can control their growing reliance. And it's partly true.
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I think it's more of "I don't like something therefore it should be illegal" mindset.
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As an Australian, there has been barely any backlash against these laws. They’re widely accepted as good, unless you’re 14, 15 or 16.
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Social media sucks but this is a complete overreach by the government, classic Australian nanny state shit.
The legislation was rushed through parliament without proper consultation or debate, our government sucks.
https://www.suicidepreventionaust.org/reckless-haste-rushed-legislation-on-social-media-ban-risks-harm-to-young-australians/
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I think it's more of "I don't like something therefore it should be illegal" mindset.
More like "we have data that shows social media hurts everyone, especially young people, so we will try to protect them". Same as with alcohol or even driving, not everything should be accessible to kids.
I came here to be positive but you literally are an idiot.
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Social media sucks but this is a complete overreach by the government, classic Australian nanny state shit.
The legislation was rushed through parliament without proper consultation or debate, our government sucks.
https://www.suicidepreventionaust.org/reckless-haste-rushed-legislation-on-social-media-ban-risks-harm-to-young-australians/
Was that you in this news piece I saw recently?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xcQIoh3FQQ
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Social media sucks but this is a complete overreach by the government, classic Australian nanny state shit.
The legislation was rushed through parliament without proper consultation or debate, our government sucks.
https://www.suicidepreventionaust.org/reckless-haste-rushed-legislation-on-social-media-ban-risks-harm-to-young-australians/
Was that you in this news piece I saw recently?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xcQIoh3FQQ
Yes, that’s me.
Though I don’t think DUI laws and the social media ban are comparable.
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Yeah fuck kids and their freedoms! ::)
i think we need to cap it both sides, contain some yall to the crossword section
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A Jitterbug version of the internet for boomers isn't a terrible idea.
If you grew up with leaded gasoline and paint there's a special internet for you with 2 websites, one is just pictures of dogs and the other is knock knock jokes.
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On the one hand, social media is a dredge on society especially the youth but it's also more of the nanny state bullshit we've seen pop up since COVID. I think this really comes down to parenting and accessibility. Your kid does not need an iPhone, all kids need are dumb phones that can only call and text. If you need the government to do your parenting for you, you probably shouldn't have kids in the first place.
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Social media sucks but this is a complete overreach by the government, classic Australian nanny state shit.
The legislation was rushed through parliament without proper consultation or debate, our government sucks.
https://www.suicidepreventionaust.org/reckless-haste-rushed-legislation-on-social-media-ban-risks-harm-to-young-australians/
Was that you in this news piece I saw recently?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xcQIoh3FQQ
Yes, that’s me.
Though I don’t think DUI laws and the social media ban are comparable.
Yeah the effects of social media are far more widespread and dangerous
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Im all for this shit to happen in the US.
Kids are goofy as hell these days, and piece of shit predators have all the access they want to them with social media.
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On the one hand, social media is a dredge on society especially the youth but it's also more of the nanny state bullshit we've seen pop up since COVID. I think this really comes down to parenting and accessibility. Your kid does not need an iPhone, all kids need are dumb phones that can only call and text. If you need the government to do your parenting for you, you probably shouldn't have kids in the first place.
Yeah why does the government have any laws protecting children when parents exist?
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They absolutely need more laws
You’re bootlicking Zuckerberg.
Remember when Facebook was responsible for the genocide against the Rohingya?
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I wonder how much overlap there is between people claiming we're being controlled/brainwashed through social media, and people who now oppose this ban.
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I was taking LSD at 15, but no a social media is too much for a 15 yo... and now enforced by the government YAY!
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On the one hand, social media is a dredge on society especially the youth but it's also more of the nanny state bullshit we've seen pop up since COVID. I think this really comes down to parenting and accessibility. Your kid does not need an iPhone, all kids need are dumb phones that can only call and text. If you need the government to do your parenting for you, you probably shouldn't have kids in the first place.
do you really think that mfs put a lot of thought behind parenting? a kid born after 2010 has like a 95% chance to have millennial parents so you already know that the ipad is going to raise that child while mom n dad are looking after their careers and ig profiles. in my eyes it's the millennials who are generally the biggest enablers of the decline of western civilization. too fucking self-obsessed to care about anything outside their little bubble, even the fucking children feel like accessories. maybe it's the ig algorithm triggering me with ads for middle aged success coaches or something though. but i digress.
i saw someone mention youtube kids and i agree that that shit is the devil (figuratively speaking of course). if you're a parent and you let your child watch that stuff unsupervised then fuck you. maybe 1 in 1000 of those videos are actually decent and the rest is just flashy brainrot slop.
please take good care of your children if you have them, they might save the world one day
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You guys are focused on the wrong things. This isnt about the mental effects social media has on children. This is about pedophiles on places like Instagram specifically. Instagram has a huge pedophile problem concerning young female athletes specifically. The cheer/dance rabbit hole is gross. Its no doubt the same thing here. Its a 15 year old girl who participates in a sport where your constantly squatting in tight fitting athletic wear. Its a pedophiles goldmine. Any sport like that for girls has this problem. These posts end up shared in all sorts of creepy groups and places where worse things are happening to children. Im not downplaying the effect social media has on children or the insecurities or false sense od reality it can induce. Im not downplaying that. But in this this sort of situation kids are getting molested or worse. And the really scary part is alot of these accounts are ran by parents or a media management company where one of two things happens, they curate and create content specifically to illicit weirdos ie: they are fine with it and lean it. Or they are completely oblivious to it until its becoming actual problem in their lives. Like weirdos showing up at skateparks of a dance studio or some gross telegram channel somewhere. Most of the time the kids and even the parents have no idea any of this is happening.
For sure kids should not be using social media for the sake of their mental health. But thats not what this is about. Instagram just like roblox profits of pedophiles. Except Instagram prioritizes that shit in their algorithms. Its an absolute disgusting world.
If a child athlete or model or influencer has 10s of 1000s of followers on Instagram its safe to assume at least half of them are pedos.
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On the one hand, social media is a dredge on society especially the youth but it's also more of the nanny state bullshit we've seen pop up since COVID. I think this really comes down to parenting and accessibility. Your kid does not need an iPhone, all kids need are dumb phones that can only call and text. If you need the government to do your parenting for you, you probably shouldn't have kids in the first place.
Yeah why does the government have any laws protecting children when parents exist?
Why make sarcastic strawman arguments when you could actually engage in good faith conversation?
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On the one hand, social media is a dredge on society especially the youth but it's also more of the nanny state bullshit we've seen pop up since COVID. I think this really comes down to parenting and accessibility. Your kid does not need an iPhone, all kids need are dumb phones that can only call and text. If you need the government to do your parenting for you, you probably shouldn't have kids in the first place.
Yeah why does the government have any laws protecting children when parents exist?
Why make sarcastic strawman arguments when you could actually engage in good faith conversation?
Why bother with "good faith conversation" when the statement is as boneheaded as "If you need the government to do your parenting for you, you probably shouldn't have kids in the first place."
Sure, great call, unfortunately we don't live in a perfect world.
If a parent can't or won't provide their child with food, shelter, education and protection what are we supposed to do?
Just say "sucks to be you, kid, guess your parents shouldn't have had you"?
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I wonder how much overlap there is between people claiming we're being controlled/brainwashed through social media, and people who now oppose this ban.
Excellent question.
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On the one hand, social media is a dredge on society especially the youth but it's also more of the nanny state bullshit we've seen pop up since COVID. I think this really comes down to parenting and accessibility. Your kid does not need an iPhone, all kids need are dumb phones that can only call and text. If you need the government to do your parenting for you, you probably shouldn't have kids in the first place.
Yeah why does the government have any laws protecting children when parents exist?
Why make sarcastic strawman arguments when you could actually engage in good faith conversation?
Why bother with "good faith conversation" when the statement is as boneheaded as "If you need the government to do your parenting for you, you probably shouldn't have kids in the first place."
Sure, great call, unfortunately we don't live in a perfect world.
If a parent can't or won't provide their child with food, shelter, education and protection what are we supposed to do?
Just say "sucks to be you, kid, guess your parents shouldn't have had you"?
It starts off as just protecting the kids on social media but eventually they're going to implement digital ID for any kind of internet access and if you can't see the slippery slope of how this is just adding to the panopticon nature of current society then I guess I'd rather be a bonehead. Go ahead and call me a conspiracy theorist but I have very little faith in our governments doing anything beneficial for the population.
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Now ur doin that thing that happens online where the original argument gets lost and your arguing points that you both 100% agree with. Don't think anybody on this skateboarding forum would abject to a little guvvorment hatin' / skepticism.
Gnar's sayin not all parents got their heads screwed on right, maybe they don't know exactly what they're doin, maybe they don't care.
Ur sayin these people don't deserve kids.
I mean what would you have them do - take a "right to have a kid test"? I think there's a Karl Pilkington bit on that one.
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Now ur doin that thing that happens online where the original argument gets lost and your arguing points that you both 100% agree with. Don't think anybody on this skateboarding forum would abject to a little guvvorment hatin' / skepticism.
Gnar's sayin not all parents got their heads screwed on right, maybe they don't know exactly what they're doin, maybe they don't care.
Ur sayin these people don't deserve kids.
I mean what would you have them do - take a "right to have a kid test"? I think there's a Karl Pilkington bit on that one.
right to have a kid test might work lowkey the amount of parents who cant take care of their kids and just sideline them/give them away is terrible the foster system in the us is fucked as it is id rather adopt the have my own when im ready
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A Jitterbug version of the internet for boomers isn't a terrible idea.
If you grew up with leaded gasoline and paint there's a special internet for you with 2 websites, one is just pictures of dogs and the other is knock knock jokes.
Fuckin hell sign me up too
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I was taking LSD at 15, but no a social media is too much for a 15 yo... and now enforced by the government YAY!
Two wrongs don’t make a right
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I was taking LSD at 15, but no a social media is too much for a 15 yo... and now enforced by the government YAY!
Two wrongs don’t make a right
You think I think taking acid at 15 is wrong? Cause I don't.
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I understand why most people on slap don't see this through the kids eyes as they are closer to death that being closer to 15.
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I was taking LSD at 15, but no a social media is too much for a 15 yo... and now enforced by the government YAY!
lmfao this is so fucking stupid.
I must have forgotten about that government edict forcing under 16s to take fucking acid.
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I was taking LSD at 15, but no a social media is too much for a 15 yo... and now enforced by the government YAY!
Two wrongs don’t make a right
No one thinks you think taking acid at 15 is wrong because you've given no one here any reason to think you have sense
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I understand why most people on slap don't see this through the kids eyes as they are closer to death that being closer to 15.
Username checks out. You’re just a wild, free spirit and the rest of us are all drones slaving away to the rhythms of the punch clock
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I was taking LSD at 15
I think this explains a lot
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I understand why most people on slap don't see this through the kids eyes as they are closer to death that being closer to 15.
Username checks out. You’re just a wild, free spirit and the rest of us are all drones slaving away to the rhythms of the punch clock
Probably true, haven't had to have a job in 15 years 8)
https://youtu.be/yY8EDdacm0k?si=icKCGdlB2a3stwCw
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I understand why most people on slap don't see this through the kids eyes as they are closer to death that being closer to 15.
Username checks out. You’re just a wild, free spirit and the rest of us are all drones slaving away to the rhythms of the punch clock
https://youtu.be/yY8EDdacm0k?si=icKCGdlB2a3stwCw
It’s pretty clear this thread is the most interesting thing that’s happened to you in a while
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Untamed wants young girls all over social media.
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Untamed sounds like a Monster chugging, bro energy, jobless loser who cant even kickflip.
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Social media sucks but this is a complete overreach by the government, classic Australian nanny state shit.
The legislation was rushed through parliament without proper consultation or debate, our government sucks.
https://www.suicidepreventionaust.org/reckless-haste-rushed-legislation-on-social-media-ban-risks-harm-to-young-australians/
Was that you in this news piece I saw recently?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xcQIoh3FQQ
Yes, that’s me.
Though I don’t think DUI laws and the social media ban are comparable.
Yeah the effects of social media are far more widespread and dangerous
Alcohol and substance abuse has wreaked absolute havoc on society, especially in certain cultures such as Aboriginal communities here in Australia where it’s a huge problem.
I’m not defending social media, it sucks and is also harmful. Meta and Zuckerborg suck. It’s more so how the law was quickly passed without much thought on how it will be applied. You never know, our government may also determine on our behalf that online message boards are no good and ban Slap!
Plus kids are just going to get around this, move to new platforms. Cats out of the bag.
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This is about where I expected this thread to go…..
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I was taking LSD at 15, but no a social media is too much for a 15 yo... and now enforced by the government YAY!
Two wrongs don’t make a right
No one thinks you think taking acid at 15 is wrong because you've given no one here any reason to think you have sense
💀💀💀😭
Gnarled.
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Kids having smartphones and social media accounts is definitely going to be one of those things people look back on decades later and think "what were they thinking"? Like no seatbelts, smoking everywhere, teachers being able to hit kids... In the future it will look like that. Both for the creeps reason mentioned above and of course mental health.
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untamed is some other kook who got banned or focused who loved using the term bootlicker
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Social media sucks but this is a complete overreach by the government, classic Australian nanny state shit.
The legislation was rushed through parliament without proper consultation or debate, our government sucks.
https://www.suicidepreventionaust.org/reckless-haste-rushed-legislation-on-social-media-ban-risks-harm-to-young-australians/
Was that you in this news piece I saw recently?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xcQIoh3FQQ
Yes, that’s me.
Though I don’t think DUI laws and the social media ban are comparable.
Yeah the effects of social media are far more widespread and dangerous
Alcohol and substance abuse has wreaked absolute havoc on society, especially in certain cultures such as Aboriginal communities here in Australia where it’s a huge problem.
I’m not defending social media, it sucks and is also harmful. Meta and Zuckerborg suck. It’s more so how the law was quickly passed without much thought on how it will be applied. You never know, our government may also determine on our behalf that online message boards are no good and ban Slap!
Plus kids are just going to get around this, move to new platforms. Cats out of the bag.
I hate your usage of "nanny state" mainly because all the tin foil hat sovereign citizens use it haha. Spot on though about the rush to pass this bill. I think a lot of posters not in Australia don't have that full context. Bunch of experts here who weren't actively consulted have said like you say kids will get around it and this ban won't work.
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Yeah I agree fergus, sovereign citizens are complete kooks.
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Fuck zuckerberg
Zuckernerd! Suckerberg! Amiright?
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Honestly wish they'd do this in the US. My teenage daughters are both stressing because of TikTok/Snapchat bullshit and I had to restrict both. That stuff is horrible for anyone, but especially young teenagers.
It’d be nice but it’ll never happen cause that’s how they use their propaganda to turn young men into Nazis.
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RIP for a few months
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Should be heavily regulated for everyone and companies should be held accountable for content. Social media was supposed to connect people. All we got was bots designed to fool people into ruin democracy and to ruin everyones attention span.
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Welp, looks like she’s back on Instagram because it’s her 16 birthday
Happy birthday to one of Australia’s finest, and some of our generation’s greatest
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Adults should be banned from social media here too