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Title: Skategoat disarms knife wielder at venice
Post by: TwisT on June 10, 2026, 04:40:02 PM
It was a community effort, still, love to see it. Don’t know why these dudes don’t just leave. Would have save him an arrest and a beat down from teenagers

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZauKXkhiox/
Title: Re: Skategoat disarms knife wielder at venice
Post by: PalaceButtPlug on June 10, 2026, 04:46:18 PM
i will never understand the alternative desire for gauges
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on June 10, 2026, 05:10:33 PM
I feel like I just watched that scene in Kids where they beat up Dave Chappelle

https://youtu.be/l_IzeH2Jhck
Title: Re: Skategoat disarms knife wielder at venice
Post by: Sandwich Marty on June 10, 2026, 05:24:40 PM
That narrator was a lot
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Post by: Steely Daniel on June 10, 2026, 05:25:31 PM
That narrator was a lot

I watched with the sound off but this comment stood out to me

"U should be a voice model or whatever they call that"

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Post by: Sandwich Marty on June 10, 2026, 05:32:35 PM
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That narrator was a lot
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I watched with the sound off but this comment stood out to me

"U should be a voice model or whatever they call that"

Imagine a young lady who just had a transformative mushroom trip at burning man describing the experience to her favorite barista
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Post by: Abyss1 on June 10, 2026, 06:11:54 PM
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That narrator was a lot
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I watched with the sound off but this comment stood out to me

"U should be a voice model or whatever they call that"

Also watched with sound off...surprised noone got stabbed, I watch this dudes channel a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISk5sGT-Ryc
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Post by: pointandclick on June 10, 2026, 06:17:45 PM
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That narrator was a lot
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I watched with the sound off but this comment stood out to me

"U should be a voice model or whatever they call that"
she talks like that averageadultskateboarder/michael relevant guy, sounds like they are trying to fuck my ear with their voice.
Title: Re: Skategoat disarms knife wielder at venice
Post by: Steely Daniel on June 10, 2026, 06:43:42 PM
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That narrator was a lot
[close]

I watched with the sound off but this comment stood out to me

"U should be a voice model or whatever they call that"
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she talks like that averageadultskateboarder/michael relevant guy, sounds like they are trying to fuck my ear with their voice.
Oh god why did you have to remind me of that guy. I forget he existed. One of the worst by far.
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Post by: backspinflip on June 10, 2026, 07:07:51 PM
say what you want about the guy but him clubbing the knife out his hand like he was hitting a baseball is pretty awesome. if only andy anderson was there to assist in the subsequent beat down shit would be fire. stuff him in the slambulance after and drive him out to shasta county
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Post by: Money Pit on June 10, 2026, 07:08:27 PM
“The way I see it, is when a man pulls up with a knife at the skatepark, if the community deals with him, and if the cop takes him down, then you know it’s gonna be a great Venice summer.”

Am I the only one hearing this?
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Post by: TastyBurrito on June 10, 2026, 07:12:32 PM
I feel like I just watched that scene in Kids where they beat up Dave Chappelle

https://youtu.be/l_IzeH2Jhck

I can’t unsee Dave Chappelle
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Post by: Allen. on June 10, 2026, 07:20:51 PM
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I feel like I just watched that scene in Kids where they beat up Dave Chappelle

https://youtu.be/l_IzeH2Jhck
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I can’t unsee Dave Chappelle

Happy pride!
Title: Re: Skategoat disarms knife wielder at venice
Post by: notmikerusczyk on June 10, 2026, 07:24:02 PM
i will never understand the alternative desire for gauges
gauges are single handedly the reason furby's career fell off
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Post by: Szechuan on June 10, 2026, 08:18:23 PM
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i will never understand the alternative desire for gauges
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gauges are single handedly the reason furby's career fell off
Didnt he do some sus chick shit or am i just Moosing him together? If so I'll delete this for sure.
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Post by: cornman on June 10, 2026, 08:19:58 PM
Take that poster that crashed out last month
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Post by: Sloppy Krooks on June 10, 2026, 08:25:12 PM
I haven’t watched the clip, and I don’t think I’m going to.

I’m just enjoying this thread
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Post by: lurkluke on June 11, 2026, 03:05:19 AM
say what you want about the guy but him clubbing the knife out his hand like he was hitting a baseball is pretty awesome. if only andy anderson was there to assist in the subsequent beat down shit would be fire. stuff him in the slambulance after and drive him out to shasta county

Andy Anderson doing freestyle combos until the attacker goes cross eyed like an 80s comedy.
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Post by: Nom De Plume on June 11, 2026, 03:13:50 AM
Maybe switch disarmament? I heard somewhere that this guy can disarm people just as good switch as regular and not even he can tell the difference.

I really hate people unnecessarily narrating an online clip. Especially when accompanied by a person edited into the bottom left lip syncing to the AI language while making faces and hand gestures. This specific narration made me feel like it's something that society is asking for and now I hate this world.

Venice park just seems like the very best place to skate.
Title: Re: Skategoat disarms knife wielder at venice
Post by: Giftedly Hater’d on June 11, 2026, 04:48:57 AM
Heard about the Daggers in Venice and wanted to get in on it.
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Post by: Democratic Republic Of Mongo on June 11, 2026, 05:47:49 AM
I’m glad he has a stance on knife wielding aggressors. And that it’s the correct stance.
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Post by: GnarAlarm on June 11, 2026, 05:51:08 AM
“The way I see it, is when a man pulls up with a knife at the skatepark, if the community deals with him, and if the cop takes him down, then you know it’s gonna be a great Venice summer.”

Am I the only one hearing this?

I feel it. I was just telling my homies the other day "When your fucking neighbor Randy borrows your lawnmower and never gives it back, but you take him to small claims court and the judge rules in your favor, that's when you know it's a hot time, summer in the city"

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Post by: DONT_CARE on June 11, 2026, 11:24:04 AM
Heard about the Daggers in Venice and wanted to get in on it.

i'd gnar if i could
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Post by: highena on June 11, 2026, 01:10:11 PM
Damn. Now my algorithm
Master is really gonna fuck my feed up.
Don’t click on that shit slap pals.
I hate that lady’s robot voice.
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Post by: rawbertson. on June 11, 2026, 01:29:23 PM
glad no one got hurt
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Post by: Money Pit on June 11, 2026, 02:40:09 PM
glad no one got hurt

He did?
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Post by: mattchew on June 11, 2026, 02:59:33 PM
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That narrator was a lot
[close]

I watched with the sound off but this comment stood out to me

"U should be a voice model or whatever they call that"
[close]

Imagine a young lady who just had a transformative mushroom trip at burning man describing the experience to her favorite barista

I read the thread first before watching and within the first utterance of a sound I was shocked at how accurate this was. I made it ten seconds, and honestly hearing this voice seems way more dangerous than a knife fight at the skatepark.
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Post by: aguanewyork on June 11, 2026, 06:57:01 PM
another embarrassing ditzy bimb parlaying some incident towards themselves
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Post by: dapurge on June 11, 2026, 07:25:19 PM
the skate goat doc with gwyneth paltrow that was heavily promoted and no one has seen
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Post by: thecomfortsofmadness on June 11, 2026, 07:44:39 PM
Today it was a good day…in Venice. No but seriously, nice community work n safety. He’s lucky Ellegant Elliott Ow-fen didn’t leave him for dead at the famous Stage  Delicatessen like Joseph Corson RIGHT?!
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Post by: Lenny the Fatface on June 12, 2026, 12:45:40 PM
That narrator was a lot

She sounds like if grizzly grip was an alt black chick.