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Title: my nose hurts
Post by: Buggsy Mogues on October 01, 2008, 12:43:19 AM

don't you guys hate it when you have a runny nose and it starts to hurt after about the first tissue box? does slap recommend any good tissues to use?

Title: Re: my nose hurts
Post by: spungo on October 01, 2008, 01:09:12 AM

Lay off the blow.

Title: Re: my nose hurts
Post by: Universal Remonster on October 01, 2008, 01:39:01 AM

totally got that right now, ball out on some lotion tissue shit

Title: Re: my nose hurts
Post by: Bipsmound on October 01, 2008, 05:50:14 AM

What I recommend for this situation is to not blow your nose, only breathe through your mouth, and let the taps flow free.

After a while you'll have two streaks down either side of your face.  Eventually they will crustify and you can break them off like pieces of wax.

Then there is a whole phlethora of stuff you can do with your Snot Stix.  Have a sword fight with a friend, play a couple games of wishbone, or you can collect em and trade with the other nose runners at school.

Title: Re: my nose hurts
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on October 01, 2008, 06:33:50 AM

eat your boogers, it solves any problem

Title: Re: my nose hurts
Post by: Prison Wallet on October 01, 2008, 06:40:08 AM

(http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/neti_pot.jpg)

Title: Re: my nose hurts
Post by: ed... on October 01, 2008, 07:54:18 AM

earlier today I had my first english literature seminar, this hippy girl with blonde crusty dreads sat next to me and every couple of minutes made that snorting noise that you make when preparing a phlegm greeny for the entire hour. so fucking lame.

Title: Re: my nose hurts
Post by: angryfacedman on October 01, 2008, 08:00:45 AM

Quote from: jesco white on October 01, 2008, 06:40:08 AM

(http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/neti_pot.jpg)

I FUCKING LOVE THAT THING. Helped me alot when I just had surgery on my nose, and could not blow my nose.

Title: Re: my nose hurts
Post by: Doug Funny on October 01, 2008, 08:04:07 AM

that may be bad, but anyone deal with nose scabs a lot?

those suck...  and you look like a person trying when you try to attack it.

Title: Re: my nose hurts
Post by: rocklobster on October 01, 2008, 09:22:58 AM

warm shower and hot coffee does the trick for me....