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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Rocuronium on November 22, 2008, 10:04:59 AM
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(http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/RS-11-19-08---brandon-novak-naked-looking-at-richard-christy-s-naked-ass.jpg)
(http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/RS-11-19-08---brandon-novak-naked--licking-richard-christy-s-ass.jpg)
For those of us who need the reminder, Brandon Novak was a ?pro/am? on Powell Peralta during the BB days.
Novak told the crew that he'd do pretty much anything for cash - even gay sex acts: "I'll take one pump for $250." Howard decided that Novak should lick Richard's taint, so Richard came in and dropped trou’ ("I'm worried.") and Novak spat out his gum, setting his own agenda: "C'mere, gimme that asshole!"
Everyone screamed their reaction as Brandon tongued Richard, who resisted until Brandon told him to submit: "Don't make this rape turn into a murder, boy!" After the tongue lashing, Richard said it felt like "someone shoving a wet piece of toilet paper up my bunghole."
Gary then came in to say Sal had a big juicy hemorrhoid and might let Novak lick it. Sal disputed the story, saying he'd only do the stunt if the prize money was sweetened: "If you make it a grand, I'll do it." Sal then turned around and bent over to show the crew what they were paying for.
(http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/RS-11-19-08---bam-margera-and-missy-margera.jpg)
Bam noted that he once tried to have a threesome with Missy and another guy (the lead singer of the rock group H.I.M.), but Missy had turned them down. Bam admitted that it would've been a little awkward - in the morning: "It would've been fun, but the next day when I woke up..." Missy agreed, saying she didn't even consider it. Howard then plugged HowardTV's "The Most Outrageous Stern Show Moments of 2008," which will be hosted by Bam, and declared that Novak tonguing Richard's butthole was sure to be number one.
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Thumbs down, dudes.
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Who gives a fuck about them? They don't make decent skate footage that I would pay for, anyway. And, I wouldn't buy footage of them doing stupid shit like that either.
Was it just me or was Jackass sub-par. It was overly talked about and when I saw the actual thing, I felt like if I spent twice as much money as I did on a movie ticket, I could have gotten a decent skate video.
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wtf
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theres a line you dont cross..
and well bams entire crew crossed that line years and years ago
i guess the only way to go is gay?
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[quote author=Rocuronium link=topic=30839.msg770908#msg770908 date=1227377099
Bam noted that he once tried to have a threesome with Missy and another guy (the lead singer of the rock group H.I.M.), but Missy had turned them down.
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Bam just wanted to suck the dude from HIMs Dick...i dont get whats his thing with the guy...he serioiusly jacks it to the heartagram thingy
as for novak he needs to borrow sombodies shame
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http://www.howardstern.com/
Novak laughed that his addiction was devastating - he was once so high, he tried to bang his own mom (thinking she was someone else): "I was high as a kite...I slipped my hand right up her mummu..and the second I feel a little wetness, she flew away like a wolverine on angel dust."
who would win a fight between him & Andy Roy?
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big stern fan...but imo all the "gay" shenanigans that sal and richard do are barely funny or entertaining and don't contribute anything to the show...
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theres a line you dont cross..
and well bams entire crew crossed that line years and years ago
i guess the only way to go is gay?
Gary then came in to say Sal had a big juicy hemorrhoid and might let Novak lick it. Sal disputed the story, saying he'd only do the stunt if the prize money was sweetened: "If you make it a grand, I'll do it." Sal then turned around and bent over to show the crew what they were paying for.
Seriously Sal?
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Novack must still have a taste for dope. I can't think of another reason to lick anyone's taint. Man or woman.
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I would put my money on Andy Roy.
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Novack must still have a taste for dope. I can't think of another reason to lick anyone's taint. Man or woman.
even bam gets sick of the mooching from time to time...ass-2-mouth =$$$$$
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That shit is just Wrong
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despicable at best
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTgneLluypg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTgneLluypg)
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wtf
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That's what happens when you hang out with Bucky Lasek in your formative years.
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This doesnt even belong in the skateboarding section. Neither Ban nor Brandon Novak are relevant to skateboarding.
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Novak is a piece of shit.
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that's fucking gay
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novak is such a piece of shit. i hate how junkies who claim to get clean can write a book about what wastes of life they were/are and people eat it up like ice cream. fuck that dude and fuck anyone who wants to give him airtime.