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Title: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Brandon on February 13, 2009, 09:02:42 AM
fuck...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1305AA-380_732314a.jpg)
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: RightCoastBiased on February 13, 2009, 09:07:15 AM
props to that kid.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: dtrigiani on February 13, 2009, 09:12:03 AM
It's kind of funny how much shit they give him, such as the comment about how he looks eight. It's actually a pretty fucked up situation though; he doesn't even fully know what it's like to be a kid himself.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: beardface on February 13, 2009, 09:13:42 AM
i dunno, i'd be pretty pissed if my dad had only hit puberty 12 years before me.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Lance on February 13, 2009, 09:18:21 AM
fuck...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1305AA-380_732314a.jpg)
That is not winning
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: nocomply on February 13, 2009, 09:21:09 AM
awww..... they look so happy.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Just Green Enough on February 13, 2009, 09:22:00 AM
flexin that cream treat early!
i bet she can't get enough of that baby D.

"what's financial?"
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: jalopy james on February 13, 2009, 09:22:07 AM
props to that kid.

which one?
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: eight oh eight on February 13, 2009, 09:24:00 AM
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props to that kid.
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which one?

ZING!
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: anblue on February 13, 2009, 09:25:15 AM
i did it with a girl, im the best mayne
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: max power on February 13, 2009, 09:26:03 AM
that kid looks like he should be firing blanks
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on February 13, 2009, 10:21:07 AM
Well, 13 and 15...I can't really say shit. I'm Chris Hansen.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: angryfacedman on February 13, 2009, 10:32:36 AM
This is just bizarre..
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Temp Gnar on February 13, 2009, 03:06:50 PM
I'd say that chick is predatory even if she's only 15. The dude looks like a little boy. She looks like a grown ass woman. She could have a normal sex drive and know her nuts and bolts, there's no way he should.

I know the law says 18 but I say if you want to bone what looks like a child, 18 or not, that makes you a pedophile.

Chris Hansen?
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Tarquin on February 13, 2009, 03:12:17 PM
the first two words of the article made me laugh "Boy dad" haha. Also the legal age for sex here in the UK is only 16, not that it makes it any less fucked.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Nancy Chin The Manicurist on February 13, 2009, 03:16:00 PM
is that how 15 year-old girls look like nowadays? Holy shit.

That boy looks like that one kid from Malcolm in the Middle.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: skate_bored on February 13, 2009, 03:33:06 PM
that kid has probably never even jacked off.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: danker peaches on February 13, 2009, 04:23:13 PM
That would be one hell of a show and tell
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: friendly dave on February 13, 2009, 04:25:41 PM
Should've stuck to blowjobs and anal.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: gravel pitch on February 13, 2009, 04:30:32 PM
Someone should kill all three of them and help push this natural selection thing along.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: oldboy on February 13, 2009, 04:41:43 PM
I'm going to go ahead and call this one as
bullshit.
The boys dad has 9 kids, and most likely couldn't afford another.
The dad manages to knock some random underage girl up,
and finds himself in a quandry:
"Hmm, I might be charged for pedophilia and have to deal with another kid on top of that. Thinks are not looking so good. I know, I'll just say the knocked up girl and my oldest son are the parents.  The DNA match would be so close that no paternity test would be the wiser. Imma get me a beer."

Open and Shut case Ladies and Gentlemen.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: ProjectBluebeam on February 13, 2009, 05:17:57 PM
I'm going to go ahead and call this one as
bullshit.
The boys dad has 9 kids, and most likely couldn't afford another.
The dad manages to knock some random underage girl up,
and finds himself in a quandry:
"Hmm, I might be charged for pedophilia and have to deal with another kid on top of that. Thinks are not looking so good. I know, I'll just say the knocked up girl and my oldest son are the parents.  The DNA match would be so close that no paternity test would be the wiser. Imma get me a beer."

Open and Shut case Ladies and Gentlemen.

exactly what i was thinking, kid looks like hes shooting blanks now? what about 9 months ago...i dont fuckin think so
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 13, 2009, 05:59:27 PM
When you are you looking at this boy are you imagining his genetalia too, to reach that hypothesis?
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Paper Crane on February 13, 2009, 06:01:38 PM
<img src="http://www.oldtimeconfection.com/fundip%20small.jpg">
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: frisco on February 13, 2009, 06:02:47 PM
Nowhere but downhill for that chick
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Temp Gnar on February 13, 2009, 07:44:50 PM
I bet the sex was amazing.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Baby Gerber on February 13, 2009, 09:15:34 PM
well that sucks.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: beardface on February 14, 2009, 12:57:03 AM
I bet the sex was 8 seconds.


...beats my record.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: tanhoe on February 14, 2009, 01:05:39 AM
just saw this shit on the news. fucked
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: AdrianLopez on February 14, 2009, 03:59:00 AM
that kid has probably never even jacked off.

Right. So that makes it an EPIC win. Gettin laid before you even jacked off ONCE......this shit is an epic win.  the fail is not to use a condom ;)
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: redrum on February 14, 2009, 04:04:05 AM
definite contender for best lifestyle hammer 2009 (and its only February).
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Temp Gnar on February 14, 2009, 07:02:38 AM
So two kids go into a closet and the girl says can you put your finger in my bellybutton? And the girl says "hey that's not my bellybutton" and the boy says "that's not my finger either."

I'm pretty sure that's how it went down.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: max power on February 14, 2009, 08:12:06 AM
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I'm going to go ahead and call this one as
bullshit.
The boys dad has 9 kids, and most likely couldn't afford another.
The dad manages to knock some random underage girl up,
and finds himself in a quandry:
"Hmm, I might be charged for pedophilia and have to deal with another kid on top of that. Thinks are not looking so good. I know, I'll just say the knocked up girl and my oldest son are the parents.  The DNA match would be so close that no paternity test would be the wiser. Imma get me a beer."

Open and Shut case Ladies and Gentlemen.
[close]

exactly what i was thinking, kid looks like hes shooting blanks now? what about 9 months ago...i dont fuckin think so
co-signed
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: sven thorkel on February 14, 2009, 12:00:16 PM
fuck...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1305AA-380_732314a.jpg)

aside from nutrients, did the baby also suck the pigment out of that lass through its parasitic umbilical cord
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: drunk guy on February 14, 2009, 01:33:10 PM
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: BabyKillaSeason on February 14, 2009, 01:50:19 PM
shit happens when you party.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: fattygay on February 14, 2009, 03:16:28 PM
this happens far more often in england

that is gonna be one regular kid
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: frig deuce on February 14, 2009, 04:47:28 PM
That would be one hell of a show and tell

hahahahahhahahahhahahhahhahhahahahhahaahhahahaahhahahaahahahaaaa

fucking gold
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: sal23 on February 14, 2009, 04:59:59 PM
I'd say that chick is predatory even if she's only 15. The dude looks like a little boy. She looks like a grown ass woman. She could have a normal sex drive and know her nuts and bolts, there's no way he should.

I know the law says 18 but I say if you want to bone what looks like a child, 18 or not, that makes you a pedophile.

Chris Hansen?

true..
but its kinda gray i guess

its kind of the same situation as the kids down here in texas..
apparently some 14year old girl let her 14year old boyfriend take nude photos of her
then he put them on the internet and hosted them so his friends could see them "6 kids ranging from the ages 13-15"
then..
 her parents found out. got pissed and they all got introuble
now its in the courts and the kids are being charged for distribution of child pornography
and the girl is being charged with production of child pornography..
if the courts win. then all the kids become registered sex offenders

Its pretty fucked
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Temp Gnar on February 14, 2009, 05:07:11 PM
I'm not saying it's right but if those 13-15 year olds were pre-puberty looking little kids then it crosses the pedophile line. If they were 13-15 year old looking like young adults it's another story.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: DevilOnEnzyte on February 15, 2009, 08:26:51 AM
The best 28 seconds of that dudes life.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: redrum on February 15, 2009, 04:33:38 PM
The best 28 seconds of that dudes life.

maybe not, he's asked for a paternity test for the baby because other boys (13-15) are starting to claim they may be the dad.

this story keeps getting better/worse.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: NickDagger on February 15, 2009, 04:40:10 PM
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/177665/Richard-Goodsell-Im-the-real-daddy-Alfie-and-I-want-a-DNA-test-to-prove-it.html

this is the funniest shit ever
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: City of Drunken Totems on February 15, 2009, 07:05:26 PM
sounds like an every day story here in duncan, native kids in gr7 -9 pushin strollers on there way to school. In highschool numerous times i couldnt get into my locker because a native bitch was tit feeding here child in front of my locker with 5 other squaws sorrounding them... fucking wack. They give out condoms for free for fuck sakes, put it on and do us all a favor and stop reproducing...



http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/177665/Richard-Goodsell-Im-the-real-daddy-Alfie-and-I-want-a-DNA-test-to-prove-it.html

this is the funniest shit ever

i figured a twist like this would come from this story.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: CeeyMar on February 15, 2009, 07:15:03 PM
this is something straight out of Maury.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on February 16, 2009, 02:53:02 AM
MILF?
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: sweatloaf on February 16, 2009, 10:48:11 AM
Not sure if this is covered in Nick Dagger's link, but she was sleeping with 8 dudes!....
http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2009/02/15/Teens_come_forward_to_claim_they_fathered_13yearold_Alfies_daughter_

NOTW also claimed Ms Steadman was sleeping with as many as eight teenagers at the time the child was conceived.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: donnie_murdo on February 16, 2009, 02:37:58 PM
Not sure if this is covered in Nick Dagger's link, but she was sleeping with 8 dudes!....
http://www.livenews.com.au/Articles/2009/02/15/Teens_come_forward_to_claim_they_fathered_13yearold_Alfies_daughter_

NOTW also claimed Ms Steadman was sleeping with as many as eight teenagers at the time the child was conceived.

What's wrong with that ?

They should go to Glasgow for a holiday - they wouldn't even bother with the DNA test....
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: qwertypoiuy on February 16, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
fucked
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: grimcity on February 16, 2009, 05:04:07 PM
Damn, she's the type of chick that got me through middle and high school. Forget the prude little prom queens, I always respected a girl who was down. They weren't sluts, they were guides.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: 2NTRFIG on February 16, 2009, 05:23:32 PM
this makes me happy
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: RaunchyKid on February 16, 2009, 06:44:38 PM
He looks like he's seven or eight. And, she looks like she's eighteen or nineteen.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Cheapboarder on February 16, 2009, 06:47:58 PM
Damn, she's the type of chick that got me through middle and high school. Forget the prude little prom queens, I always respected a girl who was down. They weren't sluts, they were guides.

reminds me of...
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/american_pie_2/alyson_hannigan/pie2.jpg)
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: DevilOnEnzyte on February 16, 2009, 08:01:54 PM
when i was 15 i wasn't even concerned with sex, let alone 13.

i just cared about beating goldeneye on secret agent difficulty

Fuck yes
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: nocomply on February 17, 2009, 07:46:27 AM
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?

When you have to make airplane sounds before you put your dick in her mouth.

OH!
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: SleepyPeePee on February 17, 2009, 01:50:03 PM
“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”

haha when the "dad" has been drinking for 5 years (legally in the states) his son/daughter will be having their grandchildren.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: sweatloaf on February 19, 2009, 09:56:24 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2250059.ece


'I'm the daddy... if I'm not f**k you all'

SCHOOLBOY Alfie Patten wore a personalised hoodie yesterday defiantly declaring he is baby Maisie’s father.
The 13-year-old — devastated after other teens claimed they were the dad — displayed the message: “I’m the daddy, if not f**k you all I’ll still be there.”

A High Court judge yesterday imposed restrictions on reporting any new details.

The Sun exclusively revealed Aflie conceived a baby when he was 12 with 14-year-old Chantelle Steadman, who is now 15.

After a private hearing at the Family Division in London, judge Mrs Justice Baron said she was concerned about the “mother and baby being unable to live a normal family life”.

The judge also ruled that Alfie, of Eastbourne, East Sussex, should be able to “live his life and return to school in a normal way”.


Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: j0rdan on February 19, 2009, 05:11:08 PM
They were saying something on the radio today how this was a hoax, and that little kid isn't the real father. I guess they came up with the idea to say he was so they could get money/fame.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Prison Wallet on February 19, 2009, 06:43:11 PM
I showed my wife the pics and told her "you've got to respect a man who handles his biz" and she was seriously pissed. She started talking Tanner Stages or some bullshit and said physiologically there's no way. I asked if that meant no grass on the field and she said nope.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Gomez on February 20, 2009, 09:18:37 PM
that's a long ass message for a hoodie.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: TheDudeAbides on February 20, 2009, 09:38:42 PM
he looks 6 and she looks like a strung out 35
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: loggedinLurker on March 26, 2009, 04:13:06 PM
Oh well, so he's not the father. What a poor guy. hehehe
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: net lurk on March 26, 2009, 04:38:09 PM
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fucked
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Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: kevbo999 on March 27, 2009, 09:26:46 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/_underwhelmed/e6od8i.jpg)
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: RaunchyKid on March 28, 2009, 12:11:18 PM
I barely noticed the random, Black dude in the back.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Goo Berry on March 28, 2009, 02:36:25 PM
maaaan, i'd rather be a wallflower than hook up with that moose.
Title: Re: 13 year-old father, 15 year-old mother
Post by: Mr_Snickers on April 17, 2009, 12:45:03 AM
god damn, that kid must be packing some serious heat for a 12 year old.