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Title: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: Mullet Man on May 14, 2009, 09:54:05 PM
I was wrong. Koston is not going to Nike.

I just got off the phone with an old friend who works at (old yet popular skate shoe company), which is now called (modern and popular skate shoe company), and he told me that Koston has been there on and off for over a year - developing his new shoe brand called "Public". The first run of black and white colorways are already in the warehouse and ready to ship. He also said that Koston has been on a rampage, filming for the new ad campaign... which is guaranteed to blow minds. The rawest shit he's done in his entire career. As for the shoes, he said that the designs will definitely surprise you. This is some new shit. This is all going to drop this summer.





*This information may or may not be entirely true.
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: Tuna on May 14, 2009, 09:55:49 PM
i would definitely be down for this.
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Post by: skate_bored on May 14, 2009, 09:56:57 PM
koston is the only person who could pull off a new company right now...but i wont believe anything til i see it.
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Post by: nkarasch on May 14, 2009, 10:05:30 PM
If this is true it is amazing
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Post by: Mouth on May 14, 2009, 10:10:09 PM
This is exactly what I wanted to hear.
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Post by: Paper Crane on May 14, 2009, 10:11:19 PM
This is exactly what i wanted to smell.
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Post by: Cookie Monster on May 14, 2009, 10:12:07 PM
am i the only person to notice the fine print?
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Post by: General Cornrow Wallace on May 14, 2009, 10:12:33 PM
I would back this, Koston is timeless
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 14, 2009, 10:26:08 PM
pizza is exactly what I want to eat.
When the real news of him comes up, I won't believe it. Not that it matters in the end, all that matters is having 24 hour access to a diet pill dealer. whatever.
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Post by: 5inchDick on May 14, 2009, 11:04:14 PM
AHAHAHAHAH  @ THE FINE PRINT
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Post by: yeahisaidit on May 14, 2009, 11:06:02 PM
*This information may or may not be entirely true.
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Post by: cant stop on May 15, 2009, 01:57:37 AM
Converse? Etnies?
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Post by: TheDraught on May 15, 2009, 02:52:13 AM
Dont care about the shoes, but I want to see the RAMPAGE
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Post by: wuust on May 15, 2009, 03:44:10 AM
when will he announce it to the "public"?
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Post by: barkeep11 on May 15, 2009, 04:15:17 AM
Another *makes annoying quote - unquote hand signal* press conference?
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Post by: net lurk on May 15, 2009, 06:44:07 AM
great move
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Post by: boyan on May 15, 2009, 07:03:01 AM
public?
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Post by: RaunchyKid on May 15, 2009, 07:13:58 AM
am i the only person to notice the fine print?
I noticed it too.
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on May 15, 2009, 07:22:35 AM
I like to shave my balls.
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Post by: busey on May 15, 2009, 07:32:02 AM
what do you shave them with?
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on May 15, 2009, 07:56:56 AM
A Schick quattro. I have one for my face, one for my cock and balls and one for my anus. The one I use on my anus I also use on my pits.
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: busey on May 15, 2009, 08:07:43 AM
it's all about the electric. gives it that rugged 5 o'clock shadow look.
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Post by: TMKF on May 15, 2009, 08:09:25 AM
so what it a coincidence or a hint that he skate to 2 "public" enemy songs....we may never know
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: corned beef on May 15, 2009, 08:10:39 AM
(http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1224688306-641935-400x445-lol_wut.jpg)
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: sage on May 15, 2009, 08:11:11 AM
So basically Mullet Man is just talking more bullshit.
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Post by: beeda weeda on May 15, 2009, 08:23:20 AM
26 red?
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Post by: Narcissus on May 15, 2009, 08:24:00 AM
info is mostly legit except the company's name is going to be "Pubic"
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Post by: Doctor Newton on May 15, 2009, 08:37:12 AM
info is mostly legit except the company's name is going to be "Pubic"

They better put Pube (Tube) on the team if they name it that.  It would be the right thing to do.
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Post by: MartinLedge on May 15, 2009, 08:40:59 AM
am i the only person to notice the fine print?

i see it
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Post by: lukewarm on May 15, 2009, 08:45:23 AM
chet thomas used to skate for public!
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Post by: picklesickshuv-it on May 15, 2009, 09:29:51 AM
its a collab with paul zitzers republic
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Post by: Mouth on May 15, 2009, 11:38:06 AM
Paul Zitzer...



... So hot right now...
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: Sold Out on May 15, 2009, 11:56:15 AM
I was wrong. Koston is not going to Nike.

I just got off the phone with an old friend who works at (old yet popular skate shoe company), which is now called (modern and popular skate shoe company), and he told me that Koston has been there on and off for over a year - developing his new shoe brand called "Public". The first run of black and white colorways are already in the warehouse and ready to ship. He also said that Koston has been on a rampage, filming for the new ad campaign... which is guaranteed to blow minds. The rawest shit he's done in his entire career. As for the shoes, he said that the designs will definitely surprise you. This is some new shit. This is all going to drop this summer.





*This information may or may not be entirely true.

If shoes where in the warehouse ready to ship then shops would have had to already ordered them and this would be old news.
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: SleepyPeePee on May 15, 2009, 12:10:32 PM
Koston's feet......

....soo hot right now






it's all about the electric. gives it that rugged 5 o'clock shadow look.

i love my junk lookin like curt cobain's face
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on May 15, 2009, 01:34:52 PM
Why do you shave your armpits? I can understand balls and anus, but why the pits? I'm scared to shave my balls. I imagine nicking myself on one of the wrinkles, and my ballsack tearing open and my balls falling out and hanging there. I know it won't happen, but I still have the fear.
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: HRPoodersmith on May 15, 2009, 02:27:26 PM
Why do you shave your armpits? I can understand balls and anus, but why the pits? I'm scared to shave my balls. I imagine nicking myself on one of the wrinkles, and my ballsack tearing open and my balls falling out and hanging there. I know it won't happen, but I still have the fear.

Oh no, it can happen.  And it will happen

*will not actually happen
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on May 15, 2009, 03:29:12 PM
Aerodynamics! Plus, it makes using deodorant actually work and it looks sexy.
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: RaunchyKid on May 15, 2009, 03:37:34 PM
I was wrong. Koston is not going to Nike.

I just got off the phone with an old friend who works at (old yet popular skate shoe company), which is now called (modern and popular skate shoe company), and he told me that Koston has been there on and off for over a year - developing his new shoe brand called "Public". The first run of black and white colorways are already in the warehouse and ready to ship. He also said that Koston has been on a rampage, filming for the new ad campaign... which is guaranteed to blow minds. The rawest shit he's done in his entire career. As for the shoes, he said that the designs will definitely surprise you. This is some new shit. This is all going to drop this summer.





*This information may or may not be entirely true.

Why do you shave your armpits? I can understand balls and anus, but why the pits? I'm scared to shave my balls. I imagine nicking myself on one of the wrinkles, and my ballsack tearing open and my balls falling out and hanging there. I know it won't happen, but I still have the fear.
I think that most men share that fear.
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: boyan on May 15, 2009, 03:47:03 PM
(http://www.missingtoof.com/images/blg/LA_Gear_Lights.jpg)

Koston will restart LA gear shoes, and will make flickering lights popular again with every push he makes

*This information may or may not be entirely true.
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: Mullet Man on May 15, 2009, 09:33:24 PM
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I was wrong. Koston is not going to Nike.

I just got off the phone with an old friend who works at (old yet popular skate shoe company), which is now called (modern and popular skate shoe company), and he told me that Koston has been there on and off for over a year - developing his new shoe brand called "Public". The first run of black and white colorways are already in the warehouse and ready to ship. He also said that Koston has been on a rampage, filming for the new ad campaign... which is guaranteed to blow minds. The rawest shit he's done in his entire career. As for the shoes, he said that the designs will definitely surprise you. This is some new shit. This is all going to drop this summer.





*This information may or may not be entirely true.
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Congrats. You can read. So does this make you the smartest of the bunch? Is that what you're saying? Because I don't necessarily disagree! ;D
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: Watson on May 15, 2009, 10:40:42 PM
I just shave my balls with a hair trimmer with no attachment on it. I use it with no attachment for my hair, beard, full kit chest/stomach, armpits, pubes, and ball hair. I'm hairy as fuck, so if I don't keep that shit in check, it'll turn into a full on bodily epidemic. Also if you want a girl to lick/suck your balls, you better make sure them shits is smooth.

Gipper, one time those sharp oscillating teeth nicked me at the bottom of my dick/top of my balls. It hurt, and now every time I trim I'm scared of that, and hover gently over the wrinkles like hovering your ass over a dirty toilet seat. Live and learn I guess.

Fuck I wish my asshole friends would make up their minds where they're going out tonight and where I am meeting them so I could stop getting drunk and playing guitar by myself and posting on Slap. Assholes.

What's this thread about again? Oh yeah. Koston's shoes.

Etnies.
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: Watson on May 15, 2009, 10:42:31 PM
Correction:

Check out this unreal combo: By myself, quarter to midnight, drunk, playing gay songs on acoustic guitar, while watching the Hustler channel, and taking a break to post on Slap. Quite the Friday night. Boo-ya.
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Post by: Guile on May 15, 2009, 10:46:40 PM
i had no idea what day it was until i read your post.
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Post by: natenola forever on May 16, 2009, 06:02:37 AM
Eddie Reategui pro shoe
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Post by: Bucksteezy on May 16, 2009, 09:28:57 AM
am i the only person to notice the fine print?
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Post by: Watson on May 16, 2009, 12:10:48 PM
Holy fuck, lamest thing ever. Right after I made that last post, my friends called me to meet them at the bar, so I grabbed my board to skate there and meet them. About five blocks from my house I was bombing a hill to downtown, and at the bottom there's a bridge with a big 4 inch gap before it that is pretty easy to pop over. Well this time I hung up on it, smashed my head on the ground, and broke my collarbone. Then I walked home 6 blocks, got a ride to the hospital and spent 5 hours there.

So I guess posting on Slap when you're drunk AND bombing hills when you're drunk are both bad ideas.
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: Tuna on May 16, 2009, 12:14:40 PM
Holy fuck, lamest thing ever. Right after I made that last post, my friends called me to meet them at the bar, so I grabbed my board to skate there and meet them. About five blocks from my house I was bombing a hill to downtown, and at the bottom there's a bridge with a big 4 inch gap before it that is pretty easy to pop over. Well this time I hung up on it, smashed my head on the ground, and broke my collarbone. Then I walked home 6 blocks, got a ride to the hospital and spent 5 hours there.

So I guess posting on Slap when you're drunk AND bombing hills when you're drunk are both bad ideas.

bummerrrr
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: Mullet Man on May 16, 2009, 01:01:15 PM
Getting drunk and posting on SLAP is actually a GREAT idea. I recommend it.
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: Watson on May 16, 2009, 01:04:12 PM
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Holy fuck, lamest thing ever. Right after I made that last post, my friends called me to meet them at the bar, so I grabbed my board to skate there and meet them. About five blocks from my house I was bombing a hill to downtown, and at the bottom there's a bridge with a big 4 inch gap before it that is pretty easy to pop over. Well this time I hung up on it, smashed my head on the ground, and broke my collarbone. Then I walked home 6 blocks, got a ride to the hospital and spent 5 hours there.

So I guess posting on Slap when you're drunk AND bombing hills when you're drunk are both bad ideas.
[close]

bummerrrr

Ahahah yeah my head looks like Sloth's from The Goonies.
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: RaunchyKid on May 16, 2009, 01:17:31 PM
I just shave my balls with a hair trimmer with no attachment on it. I use it with no attachment for my hair, beard, full kit chest/stomach, armpits, pubes, and ball hair. I'm hairy as fuck, so if I don't keep that shit in check, it'll turn into a full on bodily epidemic. Also if you want a girl to lick/suck your balls, you better make sure them shits is smooth.

Gipper, one time those sharp oscillating teeth nicked me at the bottom of my dick/top of my balls. It hurt, and now every time I trim I'm scared of that, and hover gently over the wrinkles like hovering your ass over a dirty toilet seat. Live and learn I guess.

Fuck I wish my asshole friends would make up their minds where they're going out tonight and where I am meeting them so I could stop getting drunk and playing guitar by myself and posting on Slap. Assholes.

What's this thread about again? Oh yeah. Koston's shoes.

Etnies.
I do not shave any hair except for my pubes. Luckily, I have a $150+ Norcelo electric shaver (which I got for my birthday from my parents).
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: ige on May 17, 2009, 08:51:49 AM
What shoes?

(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5331/pnq.jpg)
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: McCly on May 17, 2009, 09:13:56 AM
They look like the Grant Taylor Blazers or Brown Stefans.

That's a swoosh, for sure.
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Post by: spare change on May 17, 2009, 09:26:46 AM
Theyre stefans.
Everyone I have talked to says it's nike.
I wouldn't be surprised if they dropped some names to make room.
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Post by: skate_bored on May 17, 2009, 09:29:41 AM
Theyre stefans.
Everyone I have talked to says it's nike.
I wouldn't be surprised if they dropped some names to make room.


they just laid off a ton of corporate people in oregon...that should cover it. (kidding, im sure the SB department has no effect on the entire company)
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Post by: wakharkar on May 17, 2009, 09:31:53 AM
LAKAI KOSTON SELECT SHOES
Designed and tested by Eric Koston.
Upper: durable suede and premium leather
Outsole: flexible vulcanized construction with tacky soft rubber
Insole: full-length shock-absorbing insole
Form fitting upper for increased comfort and board feel
Available in Black/White Suede Print
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Post by: crailtapper on May 17, 2009, 10:47:13 AM
LAKAI KOSTON SELECT SHOES
Designed and tested by Eric Koston.
Upper: durable suede and premium leather
Outsole: flexible vulcanized construction with tacky soft rubber
Insole: full-length shock-absorbing insole
Form fitting upper for increased comfort and board feel
Available in Black/White Suede Print
Accessories
Backpacks, Shoes, Luggage, Sunglasses...
Find those accessories to go with any outfit.     Health & Beauty
Makeup, Fragrances, Hair Care...
Dress right, and feel right.
  Arts and Crafts
 


Spam bots are always fucking clueless.

anyway, there's no publicfootwear.com or publicshoes.com registered and that would've been the first thing a company would do. nice try mulletz.
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Post by: Upgrayedd on May 17, 2009, 11:42:14 AM
Getting drunk and posting on SLAP is actually a GREAT idea. I recommend it.

i approve and fully endorse these actions
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Post by: GnarlesManson on May 17, 2009, 12:16:56 PM
i doubt this is true. who else would be on the team?

just to be realistic, younger kids (lakais main customer base) only care about mike mo, and everyone else just buys vans, emericas/es, or nikes, with all other companies making occasional appearances.

its a fact
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Post by: Bugs on May 17, 2009, 12:23:54 PM
I used to play that game Rampage
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Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on May 17, 2009, 08:11:49 PM
i doubt this is true. who else would be on the team?

just to be realistic, younger kids (lakais main customer base) only care about mike mo, and everyone else just buys vans, emericas/es, or nikes, with all other companies making occasional appearances.

its a fact

I'd say Lakais, at least around here, are more popular with the older crowd.
Title: Re: Koston's new shoe company. For real.*
Post by: Tuna on May 17, 2009, 11:32:36 PM
i doubt this is true. who else would be on the team?

just to be realistic, younger kids (lakais main customer base) only care about mike mo, and everyone else just buys vans, emericas/es, or nikes, with all other companies making occasional appearances.

its a fact

pull some dudes off emerica/es/or etnies if its goin through sole tech.