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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: stabbin on May 22, 2009, 08:30:11 PM
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Woman_bites_lovers_penis_off_in_car_crash&in_article_id=646575&in_page_id=2
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that deserves a keyboard cat play off
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It's a good thing no woman will ever give Dr. Newton 2.0 road head while he goes 160mph in his Altima or that might happen to him too.
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lol remember when larry david got road head?
I LOVE GETTING HEAD
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Did you guys read it? I missed it the first time it was her boss. Oh the irony...
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that deserves a keyboard cat play off
oh if only we could retain those photos
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I'd like to say that's why I've never gotten road head... but that would be a lie.
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I love the caption on the picture, "What a couple having an affair in a car might look like "
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lol remember when larry david got road head?
I LOVE GETTING HEAD
of course! never had road head before, I'm sure it rocks tho lol
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I once knew a man from Singapore
His secretary he treated like a whore
Off to his car they go
She bites down hard as she blows
Now his penis is no more
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bet the husbands stoked
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gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bet the husbands stoked
hahahahahaha
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I read a book that said this kinda stuff happens more than you realize, a lot of time when the dudes cumming he forgets that hes driving a car and runs off the road or hits something i'm sure if you have any friends that work in an ER they've probably dealt with this at least once.
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that deserves a keyboard cat play off
oh if only we could retain those photos
if only keyboard cat wasnt dead RIP little pianist
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Getting your penis sucked while driving a car really isn't sexy or fun at all. It makes driving difficult and when you see fat people in their cars on the freeway it's a huge turnoff. Then a trucker goes by in his huge ass truck and looks into your window at your penis with a girls mouth around it and starts jacking off while looking. He looses focus of his driving, crashes into a school bus of regular children, and causes a massive 50 car pile up killing 23 people.
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50 car pile ups only result in 23 deaths? the odds aren't that bad... ::)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWWyufIuVI4
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the funniest part is the caption under the picture on the upper left side
What a couple having an affair in a car might look like
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Then a trucker goes by in his huge ass truck and looks into your window at your penis with a girls mouth around it and starts jacking off while looking. He looses focus of his driving, crashes into a school bus of regular children, and causes a massive 50 car pile up killing 23 people.
...I was going to use this as an argument for road head.
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He looses focus of his driving, crashes into a school bus of regular children, and causes a massive 50 car pile up killing 23 people.
This.
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Getting your penis sucked while driving a car really isn't sexy or fun at all. It makes driving difficult and when you see fat people in their cars on the freeway it's a huge turnoff. Then a trucker goes by in his huge ass truck and looks into your window at your penis with a girls mouth around it and starts jacking off while looking. He looses focus of his driving, crashes into a school bus of regular children, and causes a massive 50 car pile up killing 23 people.
Way to put it in perspective...