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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: snaked plissken on May 27, 2009, 12:36:06 PM
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i'd be busenitz just so i could skate everything in my path at light speeds, or baca so i could live the most reckless life with no consequences
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whats keeping you from doing that anyways?
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the fact that i suck at skating
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ooooooh i get it now
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i guess i should title the post, "if you could have the power/abilities of one skater..."
it'd be busenitz still
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Dill, so I could be as much of a kook as I want and still get away with it, and so I could nollie over every fucking thing in sight
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Billy Lane
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What if you could do this and it turned out the person was a sick fucking pig. Would you kill yourself and would you be able to return to your body if you did?
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What if you could do this and it turned out the person was a sick fucking pig. Would you kill yourself and would you be able to return to your body if you did?
If you can return to your body I'm down. I would be any rich fucker like Tony Hawk or Shecks, transfer their money and belongings to me, then kill myself (them) and return to my normal body.
It would be even better if I could be Shecks and before I do all that fuck his mom up the ass. Then write a suicide note saying I'm killing myself cause I gave my mom anal. I would also write in the note that it's too much burden to bare being a pro skater having to pretend to be straight, and that JR takes it up the ass like a champ.
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ummm, i wouldnt mind being mark appleyard, hes handsome
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ummm, i wouldnt mind being mark appleyard, hes handsome
Really good looking guy! I would do anything to have his hair.
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What if you could do this and it turned out the person was a sick fucking pig. Would you kill yourself and would you be able to return to your body if you did?
yes, those rules do apply
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(http://www.epiclylaterd.com/whateves_6263.JPG)
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kevin staab so I could hang out with the cult
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(http://www.epiclylaterd.com/whateves_6263.JPG)
:o :o :P
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ummm, i wouldnt mind being mark appleyard, hes handsome
Really good looking guy! I would do anything to have his hair.
mines is the same length as his around flip really sorry time but it just doesnt look as good
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ummm, i wouldnt mind being mark appleyard, hes handsome
Really good looking guy! I would do anything to have his hair.
Yeah I had long and thick hair to, but some month ago I cut my hair like Morrissey and became a hipster. Just like everyone else.
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Jeremy Wray - just for the ability to do superhuman distance gaps.
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(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2131/2249357753_21623c4f25.jpg?v=0)
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god
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kevin staab so I could hang out with the cult
please elaborate...the Cult is fucking awesome! at least Electric anyway...
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I would go with Dennis Durrant, that dude looks way casual without it looking robotic, has a wide selection of tricks, and enjoys being away from the limelight.
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What if you could do this and it turned out the person was a sick fucking pig. Would you kill yourself and would you be able to return to your body if you did?
yes, those rules do apply
Who's in my body while I'm in the other person? That sick fucking pig?
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What if I want to masterbate... in this other body.... do i have to fight the urge?
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not gonna lie, sheckler
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not gonna lie, sheckler
dude if you stepped outside every girl in that area would be all over you it'd be pretty cool I'd totally be sheckler for a day
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I'd be Matt Allen, so nobody would really give a fuck about me.
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andy roy
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nate sherwood
i want a fat gf, his got one and i dont. so nate
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nate sherwood
i want a fat gf, his got one and i dont. so nate
I think you just want his anus.
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joking about the fat girl
i just want his pop
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Bobby Worrest
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the gonz maybe to see what the fuck goes through his head
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ricky snyders
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Jimmy Carlin perhaps...
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Rob Dydrek would be great. Using money to do the dumbest stuff ever sounds great.
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heath kirchart.
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Mike Anderson...
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whoever gets the most pussy
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Either slash, reynolds, ramondetta, or booze n tits.
All of them always seem to be ripping, and having fun doing it
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Bobby Worrest
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I'd be me! but pro or am so I can continue to live life and have fun at it, get free boards and benefit all human beings through skating and music. Anything to save me from becoming a "bob" and running the rat race.