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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: whiteley on June 05, 2009, 01:30:06 PM
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Daryl's been working on a SLAP interview for a long time, and with his recent switch to Habitat and the Nike am video dropping next week, we decided to let you guys ask what you want to know- his answers will be used in his full interview which will drop soon. Get your questions posted quick- Daryl will be answering them this coming Tuesday the 9th! Deadline will be noon on that day...
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Yo Daryl, dis ya boy nickdagger,
I gots to know what happened with you and Lizard King, did you get into a fight?
Also what do you think of Justin Brock and David Clark? I actually stayed at their house one time in atlanta, and my friend woke up on the roof naked and no one could find his clothes like a bad frat movie - ask Justin if he remembers Corey, the wild Cherokee.
Peace and Respect
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Obviously:
what made you switch to habitat, not that long after Skate Mental's Am Chowder dropped?
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Does staba suck or what? Is skatemental Crails red headed step child?
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Ever had anal sex? If so, do you prefer the feeling of slimy colon around your cock or moist vagina?
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whats your favorite nike shoe?
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Have you ever come in contact with ari gold or paradox grip.
If so, point to where he touched you.
Also
(http://www.moccasin.com.au/messandnoise/simpsons-dentalplan.jpg)
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how many car accidents have you gotten into?
are you aware that lisa needs braces?
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how come you never got braces?
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how come you never got braces?
it was because of his dental plan
duh!
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when does the nike am video come out
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do you think nugget will switch from skate mental like you did
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when are you gonna cab back noseblunt olinder homie?
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with your last name being angel, i don't think you are an actual angel! what's the most un-angely thing you have ever done?
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Worst skater of all time ?
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Did you every stand naked on the roof because of shrooms?
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have you ever been a victim of the sleepypeepee?
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thoughts on jereme rogers rapping? aka the ghost whisperer
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(http://www.skateboard.com/media/skateboard/photos/oliverflores/twsa08/16.jpg)
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what's the most taco's you think you could eat? burritos?
k
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would you ever consider dropping all of your sponsors for a career in whisper rapping?
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what do you think about your board sponsor being owned by snowboarders? and are we gonna see you on habitat shoes anytime soon?
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whats your favorite part about having that rex
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Are you bummed on how fucked your face got after that car wreck? Seriously man, them fucking teeth.
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hey daryl, did you have to play guitar to join habitat
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how do you do that thing you do?
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How did Lizard's spit taste?
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Do you ever call your dick a Cabollan? If so do you ever tell girls "I'm getting swollen in the Cabollan"?
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how does john motta make you feel? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXEsK1EZw3s&fmt=18
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When you go out and skate....who influences you and why?
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what happened with Skate Mental? Thats what we the people at the Bay Area would like to know.
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A few months ago, on this very same website. Jose Rojo stated (and I quote) "I could work him" when asked who would win if you two were to throw down in fisticuffs. What is your answer to the above question of who would win in a fight? Also, do you have any hard feelings toward jose for blatantly disrespecting your fighting abilities?
Also, What are your thoughts about riding on the same team as a homosexual? Would you ever consider sharing a room with them?
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How sick are the packages you get from nike? are there any other perks that come with riding for them?
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Also, What are your thoughts about riding on the same team as a homosexual? Would you ever consider sharing a room with them?
Haha I was wondering where you were, love that question EVERY TIME
Also, hey Daryl. No question, turn pro soon
(http://www.skateparkoftampa.com/spot/headshots/668.jpg)
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when the hell can i get my am chowder sick of the internet copies?! damn kid
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did it ever cross your mind that DNA was sold to a snowboard corporation, and habitat started picking up hot fresh and young cali dudes like yourself?
if so, you feel like you're kinda stealing the limelight from dudes who have been putting in heavy work on flow status for years, and probably won't ever get bumped up because of the new recruits such as yourself?
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name one pro/am skater you've met who is a complete douche. and don't give us any 'everyone's really cool' crap.
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whats it like to live in san jose? the spots and people seem so awesome there.
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what was the deal with your Berrics UN stunt-doublery. why couldn't you skate and who stepped in as your double?
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what was the deal with your Berrics UN stunt-doublery. why couldn't you skate and who stepped in as your double?
follow up question: who was the goomba-witch during your entry?
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what was the deal with your Berrics UN stunt-doublery. why couldn't you skate and who stepped in as your double?
Follow follow up question: Why did it suck so much?
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Is that Nugget kid also a Decenzo brother? Or just like first cousins or something? Because they're all so fucking boring they must be related.
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Is that Nugget kid also a Decenzo brother? Or just like first cousins or something? Because they're all so fucking boring they must be related.
hahahahahaha
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*whispers:
Fools get blinded by my DVS diamonds
Didja know this interview is just my sloppy seconds?
You only got this interview ‘cause I passed on SLAP bafoonery
Geeked out on shrooms my whole world became cartonnery
Give me an honest answer, will my whispers ever blow-up?
If Plan B gives me the boot will Jake B give me the hookup?
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What evidence would be sufficient to prove that a personal god exists?
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Have you or would you ever flick some tits?
Are you aware that Wuust looks like Steve Berra?
Do you ever sell some Nikes to buy weed, coke, or car insurance?
Do you love bantam chickens? If no, how do you live with yourself? If yes, do you have a favorite bantam? Such as silkies?
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Boobs or asses?
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Are you aware that Wuust looks like Steve Berra?
haha very funny. too bad i don't have my skatepark
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Have you ever performed auto erotic asphyxia on yourself? Can you explain to the viewers how to do so?
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Are you aware that Wuust looks like Steve Berra?
I love that you kook me (and anyone who agreed with me (cigbeer and snickers) in the MILF thread) and act like you're playing along taking the joke. Classic Wuust Berra ;)
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Dear Daryl,
Have you ever taken shrooms? If so did you experience shroom strength, and/or get atop your roof and preach to your neighbors?
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PORQUE LO GRINGO CREEN QUE SON LOS MEJORES?
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Are you aware that Wuust looks like Steve Berra?
I love that you kook me (and anyone who agreed with me (cigbeer and snickers) in the MILF thread) and act like you're playing along taking the joke. Classic Wuust Berra ;)
i didn't kook them though. why would i?it's all fun and games afterall
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Also, What are your thoughts about riding on the same team as a homosexual? Would you ever consider sharing a room with them?
Biter!
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On a scale from 3 to 7 how big a douche is Staba? Do you now sympathize with Daniel Haney for wanting to beat his ass?
Now that you are on habitat will you be joining mr. Getz in any porno/skate videos in the future?
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Also, What are your thoughts about riding on the same team as a homosexual? Would you ever consider sharing a room with them?
Biter!
sorry :-[
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Daryl is dope, thanks for always hooking it. I have no question really
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what was the deal with your Berrics UN stunt-doublery. why couldn't you skate and who stepped in as your double?
Ankle sprain.
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First off nice move going to Habitat. Skate Mental ain't going nowhere. Have you gone of tour with Freddy yet?
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Seems like Slap's pretty bummed on Germy Rogers backing out of his interview, so I was hoping you could get into character and answer Grim's question for us.
"The treble clef tat... does that mean that your tears are accompanied by a high pitch, or that you killed someone who can read sheet music?"
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Back 180 nosegrind clipper is fucked. How did you do that?
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when did he do that
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when did he do that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC9l5IhDma8
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Have you ever been to China? ;)
If so with what team?
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Is guy mariano getting on nike?
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Would you rather smoke pcp or meth?
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what was the deal with your Berrics UN stunt-doublery. why couldn't you skate and who stepped in as your double?
follow up question: does it upset you that for a brief second I thought it was Neckface?
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How did it feel to be a fool when you blew out your car at stefan's shoe party in sacto?
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whats your best hook-up story related to nike?
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how does it feel to know two fool's with the name nugget? and which nugget do you like better?
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what do you think of white skaters who use the "N" word?
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Why did you do two fakie bigspins in your Am Chowder part?
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How does it feel to have the same shoe sponsor as Koston?
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who wore the first maroon colored beanie in the bay area?
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hey Daryl,once I pulled a hair out from my ballsack and it started bleeding,has this ever happened to you and if so,what was your reaction?
also,how much weed does John Motta actually smoke on a day to day basis?
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I hear habitat is filming for a new video, how do you feel about being apart of this and as of right now whose parts would you be most stoked to see and why?
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Do you feel more pressure riding for a more high profile company like Habitat, as opposed to somewhat smaller companies like Think and Skate Mental?
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has john motta shown you his balls? Or worse, his art?
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How do you feel about your Doppelgänger?
Haha David Angel..
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what does david clark's finger smell like up close?
k
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have you ever fucked a fat chick?
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You've said that the rumors about you being an asshole are fake, but somehow the rumor was persistent enough that they felt a need to ask you about it in your interview in The Skateboard Mag. I know many people from San Jose, and despite the fact that they don't all know each other, they all claim that you are the biggest dick they have ever met. So, basically, why do you think everybody who has ever met you who isn't going to sponsor you or get you anywhere in the skate industry, thinks you are a huge asshole and an embarassment to San Jose? Is everybody lying just to lie, or is there a conspiracy to keep nice guy Daryl Angel down? I'm not saying its not all made up, I'm just saying, why would so many people make up rumors about you like that?
edit: please don't say jealousy, for the most part they love SJ pros...just not you.
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Have you lit any good sweatshirts on fire lately?
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Have you ever shit your pants skating? I have.
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Any good Andy Henrie tour stories?
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daryl, what do you think of creepy kids stalking you on the internet? would you be mad if your next sponsor put your phone number in your next sick ad? keep it g
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did you get paid as an am on skate mental?
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where can i find john mottas happy medium part on the internet, daryl?
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How do you feel about the fact that Jereme Rogers naked on a roof, and Koston announcing his new shoe sponsor cock-blocked your question thread, and no one's left a question in days?
How do you feel about the fact that Jereme Rogers' Slap Pals interview generated 3 times the amount of interest as yours did?
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whats the longest conversation you have ever had with grant taylor and what were you talking about.