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Title: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: PsychOut on June 26, 2009, 10:25:36 PM
strikes again

http://www.youtube.com/PMPlife
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs3Aw0iVYks&feature=player_profilepage
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: sage on June 26, 2009, 10:30:01 PM
"then try to hit me with them men in black flashy things"
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Post by: PhillyMetrospective1995 on June 26, 2009, 11:30:46 PM
Your accountant wishes he never asked you when you were going to slow down cashing checks...remember that scene in Boogie Nights where Dirk sinks his last remaining cash in getting his record off of the ground?

I feel somewhat bad, as this is quite possibly the funniest video I've seen in months...I was literally laughing. It's amazing the horrible repercussions financial success at a young age can have on a boy with no guidance. Jereme is not the Renaissance Man he believes himself to be. 
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Cookie Monster on June 26, 2009, 11:33:35 PM
i had to turn it all the way up because the his voice was softer than the music
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: ugly ass kook on June 26, 2009, 11:39:37 PM
He looks like a baby having a seizure
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: drunk on June 26, 2009, 11:43:34 PM
feeeeel feeeel feeeeel myyy heaaaatttt
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Post by: PhillyMetrospective1995 on June 26, 2009, 11:45:50 PM
Haha!
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: DevinSB on June 27, 2009, 12:19:59 AM
Dude there's no way that was all freestyle, it sounds pretty well rehearsed, he's still terrible, if I ever see him out him and I will battle, and I dont even rap!
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Doctor Newton on June 27, 2009, 12:30:43 AM
Wowww  :-X
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Firebert on June 27, 2009, 12:51:40 AM
i could only listen to a few seconds because my eyes started to welt from embarassment
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: FROST YOUR TIPS on June 27, 2009, 12:58:20 AM
is it just me or is he getting uglyer?
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: PsychOut on June 27, 2009, 01:17:45 AM
i like the way he looks around while his whispering, like he doesnt want anyone to hear, like incase his mum catching him with his camera on a tri-pod rapping in his drive way.
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: on your mama on June 27, 2009, 01:18:18 AM
alright this is too much, everyone pitch in so we can raise enough money to buy a bullet and put this idiot down.
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Matze on June 27, 2009, 01:18:29 AM
last time i was running i made up a story where jereme throw down a drink i just got from the bar. he wasn't even sorry, so i took the mic of the dj and started to spit some punch lines against him. everybody in the club started to laugh about him so he went out. i followed him, made some jokes about "i fear no man" and started to beat him up.

i was so angry that day, that i kept running for 80 minutes.
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: HRPoodersmith on June 27, 2009, 02:17:32 AM
There's too much hating going on.  He's just got a new passion, jeez people, let him live.

..my feet, cause they posses more talent than you in your sleep. 
If they can make me 100k in a week
and I traded them in last week with out a WINK
cause now I got a new dream with no guarantees


thats pretty rad
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: James Joyce on June 27, 2009, 02:37:37 AM
What's with that heart moniter beeping instrumental? Homage to MJ (R.I.P)? Vid needed production values.
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Mevs on June 27, 2009, 03:25:40 AM
The only 'Whisper Rapper' I'm down with:

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/08/04/Wispa.jpg)
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: antwuangavemeakiss on June 27, 2009, 06:27:32 AM
Do you think Kareem would be down for this guy ?
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: DevilOnEnzyte on June 27, 2009, 07:12:37 AM
Do you think Kareem would be down for this guy ?

Somewhere, Chad Muska is saying "What the..."?
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: whisper raps on June 27, 2009, 07:20:11 AM
Your accountant wishes he never asked you when you were going to slow down cashing checks...remember that scene in Boogie Nights where Dirk sinks his last remaining cash in getting his record off of the ground?

I feel somewhat bad, as this is quite possibly the funniest video I've seen in months...I was literally laughing. It's amazing the horrible repercussions financial success at a young age can have on a boy with no guidance. Jereme is not the Renaissance Man he believes himself to be. 

whispers:

Who are you droppin’ names like you’re an East Coast head?
Left Boston behind now I’m West Coast, born and bread

Go and name drop some more if it makes you feel big
While my whispers crawl in your crevasse just like an earwig


(http://fragilex.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/earwig.jpg)
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: carbonite on June 27, 2009, 08:06:05 AM
There's too much hating going on.  He's just got a new passion, jeez people, let him live.

indeed...some of you might recall another dude who was super good at skating and "retired" when he was still good as shit to pursue an art form...


JEREME IS THE NEW MARK GONZALES


ps. maybe Hensley too, but he retired to become a sandwich artist. NOTE: not saying that isn't a valid art form.
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: PhillyMetrospective1995 on June 27, 2009, 10:32:07 AM
"..my feet, cause they posses more talent than you in your sleep."

This line makes absolutely no sense at all. And comparing Jereme to the Gonz or Hensley is pretty ridiculous (Chris Gentry would be more apt). They're both good at what they do outside of skateboarding. I don't think Jereme's raps are gonna make the cut for a Zoo York vid.
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: McCly on June 27, 2009, 10:48:38 AM
is it just me or is he getting uglyer?

that treble clef sure doesn't help.
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Prison Wallet on June 27, 2009, 10:49:16 AM
"..my feet, cause they posses more talent than you in your sleep."
Yeah most people aren't too talented when the sleep so they probably do possess more talent.

I don't think Jereme's raps are gonna make the cut for a Zoo York vid.
J-Rog, Harold Hunter calabo from the grave? Some Biggie Tupac shit.

Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: masturskater on June 27, 2009, 10:58:12 AM
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There's too much hating going on.  He's just got a new passion, jeez people, let him live.
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indeed...some of you might recall another dude who was super good at skating and "retired" when he was still good as shit to pursue an art form...


JEREME IS THE NEW MARK GONZALES


ps. maybe Hensley too, but he retired to become a sandwich artist. NOTE: not saying that isn't a valid art form.
brody and banky are much better than this.
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Dr. Newton 2.0 on June 27, 2009, 11:03:33 AM
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"..my feet, cause they posses more talent than you in your sleep."
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Yeah most people aren't too talented when the sleep so they probably do possess more talent.

I think he's talking about dreaming... does anyone remember that Cheazy-E character that had a song in one of the Big Brother videos?

"5-0.... 5-0.... not a cop, but a grind...." hahahahaha. Someone find that dude and get him back here.
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Flume on June 27, 2009, 11:14:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHzo21KZIQw
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Dr. Newton 2.0 on June 27, 2009, 11:35:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHzo21KZIQw

Hahahahahahaha the expression on Paul Rodriguez' face is pretty much priceless.
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: gub!! on June 27, 2009, 11:43:50 AM
"got enough cake to buy the apostrophe" ?
2:00
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: max power on June 27, 2009, 12:02:49 PM
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3194/rapwhisperer.jpg)
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Prison Wallet on June 27, 2009, 12:32:56 PM
Hilarious.
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: eyesmcgyver on June 27, 2009, 01:27:32 PM
fuck, i don't know what to say
"put em in the lac" i guess, whatever that means
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: antwuangavemeakiss on June 27, 2009, 01:32:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmyRhEGZpO8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmyRhEGZpO8)
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Perfection on June 27, 2009, 01:35:47 PM
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/11/sequence041.gif)
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: McCly on June 27, 2009, 02:35:23 PM
fuck, i don't know what to say
"put em in the lac" i guess, whatever that means

Los Angeles Coroner?
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: PhillyMetrospective1995 on June 27, 2009, 02:41:01 PM
Jereme's face at 2:12 is hilarious. Good catch there.

Occasionally, I get really depressed at how much skating has blown up in the last 10+ years, and that kids don't know Drake Jones from Lennie Kirk. But then shit like Jereme Rogers' rap career comes along and I feel it's almost worth it. I mean, this shit is as whack as Dion Sanders' rap album. No way a pro skater could get away with this in '94 -- he would have been a footnote in Thrasher at best (maybe fodder for Wez Lundry's music column or something).

Rap on, Jereme.
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Guile on June 27, 2009, 03:19:19 PM
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/11/sequence041.gif)

ive missed you so much.
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Upgrayedd on June 27, 2009, 03:23:16 PM
i had to turn it all the way up because the his voice was softer than the music

hell i still couldnt hear a goddamn word he was saying
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Smurph on June 27, 2009, 03:57:39 PM
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3194/rapwhisperer.jpg)
WOW.

Also the profile of 'whisper raps' is just too good.
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Perfection on June 27, 2009, 06:39:05 PM
(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/1907/cumming.gif)
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: EricLogan on June 30, 2009, 12:50:41 AM
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(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3194/rapwhisperer.jpg)
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WOW.
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Private Dancer on June 30, 2009, 06:28:44 AM
HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Narcissus on June 30, 2009, 08:00:13 AM
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"..my feet, cause they posses more talent than you in your sleep."
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Yeah most people aren't too talented when the sleep so they probably do possess more talent.
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I think he's talking about dreaming... does anyone remember that Cheazy-E character that had a song in one of the Big Brother videos?

"5-0.... 5-0.... not a cop, but a grind...." hahahahaha. Someone find that dude and get him back here.

....'cause I been skatin' since Daewon
.....Song
Title: Re: The Whisperer Rapper
Post by: Bubblegum Tate on June 30, 2009, 09:26:55 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHzo21KZIQw
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Hahahahahahaha the expression on Paul Rodriguez' face is pretty much priceless.

He's like fuck why am i in this car? haha