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Title: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: pugmaster on January 18, 2010, 09:07:34 PM: So who, and why?

Add people who you think could also be fitting and let the slap forum be the judge.

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Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: Donkey Lips on January 18, 2010, 09:10:37 PM: nick merlino. i feel like he knows his days are numbered and he's gonna take it while he can.
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: layzieyez on January 18, 2010, 09:14:39 PM: Doug Brown/Todd Falcon. How else are these guys going to get some. Pity fuck doesn't happen enough to satiate skateboarding's most creative minds.
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 18, 2010, 09:17:01 PM: I put Doug Brown/Todd Falcon, but only because Andy has and will continue to get away with it. Those guys aren't smart like andy.
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: Tuna on January 18, 2010, 09:20:06 PM: Louie, it'd start out as date rape, but it wouldn't end as date rape.
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: SFblah on January 18, 2010, 09:21:31 PM: No Brian Patch?
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: Guile on January 18, 2010, 09:24:50 PM: i like joey but seriously, i would think twice before accepting a drink from him...
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: Klaus on January 18, 2010, 09:40:17 PM: I've got a funny feeling about Marissa.
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: carlwinslow on January 18, 2010, 10:15:32 PM: brad staba
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: Watson on January 18, 2010, 10:43:01 PM: Me.
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: RicoTron on January 18, 2010, 10:44:39 PM: Andy "Snuggle Bandit" Roy, he gets caught while trying to overpower Doug Brown and Todd Falcon, but realizes that their awesomeness combined is to much for him. Doug Brown, never the one to pass up a male bottom, seizes the opportunity to have himself filmed boning another dude by Todd Falcon and his first foray into gay pornography begins. He never looks back...
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: WWD4D? on January 19, 2010, 12:06:19 AM: I remember reading somewhere that Marissa was still a virgin, so I guess she's out of the picture...
I agree with the person who said that they'd think twice about accepting a free drink from Joey.
The obvious answer would be Andy Roy though.
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: Mr_Friendly on January 19, 2010, 03:51:12 AM: I saw doug brown this weekend, every little kid still in their kook phase goes apeshit over that dude, to the point it was creepy.

Anyway at one point some scooter kid is cell phone filming Doug Brown and yells out "Do it D.B.!!!", my friend looks over and says "oh so they do know he's a douche bag.... oh.... Doug Brown...."
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: mandibleclaw on January 19, 2010, 04:32:08 AM: there was a nieratko interview where he says marisa has never kissed a boy, and he tries to get her laid in a semi-, maybe even super-creepy move.
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: rawbertson. on January 19, 2010, 05:10:54 AM: u guys knwo too much about peoples personal lives thatr you dont even know
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: gmgscigmgsci on January 19, 2010, 07:38:11 AM: SOMEONE POST THAT MARISA ARTICLE
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: RicoTron on January 19, 2010, 07:45:55 AM: Quote from: gmgscigmgsci on January 19, 2010, 07:38:11 AM
SOMEONE POST THAT MARISA ARTICLE

http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n8/htdocs/epicly-made-over-985.php
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 19, 2010, 01:47:41 PM: I think the virgin thing makes her more likely to be a date rapist. I mean shit, if you need something and nobody is giving it to you, eventually you might feel like its ok to just take it.
Carroll might be sketchy, but with his hollywood connects he'd get a lawyer good enough to make that bitch look like a dirty slut who should've kept her mouth shut. I feel dirty for typing that last sentence.
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: 420 on January 19, 2010, 02:01:46 PM: Doug Brown/ Todd Falcon.

No explanation needed.
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: ASSHOLES and ELBOW GREASE on January 19, 2010, 02:09:15 PM: stop hanging out with the orange people
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: Nic on January 19, 2010, 03:30:16 PM: Quote from: Klaus on January 18, 2010, 09:40:17 PM
I've got a funny feeling about Marissa.

Don't worry, that's just an erection.
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: Steve French on January 19, 2010, 03:35:41 PM: Joey brezinski has some loose flailing arms when he skates so id have to say him
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Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: robasheep on January 19, 2010, 03:47:04 PM: Quote from: Nic on January 19, 2010, 03:30:16 PM
Quote from: Klaus on January 18, 2010, 09:40:17 PM
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I've got a funny feeling about Marissa.
[close]

Don't worry, that's just an erection.

I would gnar you, if I could.
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: the whompler on January 19, 2010, 04:56:03 PM: Quote from: Donkey Lips on January 18, 2010, 09:10:37 PM
nick merlino. i feel like he knows his days are numbered and he's gonna take it while he can.

haha
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: krewkruxklan on January 19, 2010, 05:53:12 PM: Quote from: Mr Fongstarr on January 19, 2010, 05:47:35 PM
(http://www.hubbawheels.com/meetthegirls/caitlin_ides/images/caitlin_ides_thumb.jpg)
'twan
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: kook and ignore me on January 19, 2010, 05:55:24 PM: Quote from: Nic on January 19, 2010, 03:30:16 PM
Quote from: Klaus on January 18, 2010, 09:40:17 PM
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I've got a funny feeling about Marissa.
[close]

Don't worry, that's just an erection.
(http://bayimg.com/image/dajmbaacm.jpg)
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: Thom Verlaine on January 19, 2010, 06:49:13 PM: Tyrone "Dat Ass" Olson
Steve Olson
Title: Re: Most likely to be convicted of date rape
Post by: The Mess on January 19, 2010, 08:00:14 PM: does macing a girl's genitalia after you give her acid count?

man. skaterumors flashbacks.