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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: diddlyd on February 05, 2010, 09:48:58 PM
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are cockblocks to the max. fucking cunts.
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I believe she would be a cunt blocker, if your cock was heavy you'd get it anyway unless your blood flow is affected by your ex's presence. Does she wear high boots?
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are people too. precious angels.
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Would uppercut.
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I believe she would be a cunt blocker, if your cock was heavy you'd get it anyway unless your blood flow is affected by your ex's presence. Does she wear high boots?
Nah, cuntblocker is when a anyone gets in the way of a chick getting her nut.
I usually never speak to girls I've dated after it's done, and barely hang out with girls I've hooked up with, so the opportunity for them to cockblock hardly ever arises. Although when I was hanging out with my first girlfriend after about 5 years of not speaking to her, we would give each other pointers on how to pick someone up or treat each other's current flame, so that was cool. One of the girl's across the hall from me will still give me the intense eye & I can tell she might be a grenade if my situation with a new girl down the hall starts working out.
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Look at me! I try to be ironic and post random shit! I'm so funny!
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^just keep on flying your planes, diego.
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Look at me! I try to be ironic and post random shit! I'm so funny!
Hey Diego, just a quick question. You said that the air force entrance exam or whatever should be no problem to you, as you got a 1550 or something on your SAT. Why do you go to a school that only requires you get a 950 combined, or, failing to accomplish that, a 20 on the ACT?
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Let me put it in simple terms for you
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Oh look at you Mr. Google
Middle Georgia College is rankedas the #1 CTI (Controller Training Iniciative) school in the country.
The school is also close to my parents and friends in Atlanta.
If you want me to post my SAT scores I will be more than glad to
initiative*
it wasn't google. It was simply typing in the web address your e-mail is at. Kennesaw state. Also, who ranks CTI schools? I know U.S. News and world report does the main ranking of schools, but they do it only of a few different types of programs- med schools, law schools, education schools, business schools, and general undergrad are the only ones I know of. In fact, I just looked up the list of approved CTI schools on the FAA site, which can be found here: http://www.faa.gov/about/office_org/headquarters_offices/ato/service_units/acquisition/aja51/cti/AT-CTI_Schools.cfm (http://www.faa.gov/about/office_org/headquarters_offices/ato/service_units/acquisition/aja51/cti/AT-CTI_Schools.cfm) and interestingly enough, for being the BEST school of its kind, neither kennesaw state nor Middle Georgia College is even mentioned as being approved. Funny. Also, on a further search of the FAA site, neither university is mentioned by name on the entire site.
Are you sure you know what you are doing? I am interested in seeing your scores, because I really don't think you are a very smart boy.
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MGC consists of two schools. The regular school where students can go to get their core classes done, then transfer to bigger schools, and the Aviation school, located 20 miles away from the regular school, which offers BA degrees in Flight, ATC, and Avionics, and a few other things.
I'm not too sure what the SAT and ACT scores needed are, but we'll go with your 950 and 20.
The way the Air Traffic program works, is you need to graduate with above a 3.0 to even be considered for a recommendation. This recommendation is made by the Aviation department heads, and entitles you to apply at the FAA Academy in Oklahoma.
So I guess in a sense anyone can enter the program, even with shitty SAT or ACT scores, but if you do not perform, you won't get the recommendation, which means you just got a BA Degree in Air Traffic Controlling for nothing.
So with that said, why do I attend MGC? Well the ATC program was ranked #1 in the Nation by the FAA. While getting my degree in ATC (Business and Science in Air Traffic Managment), I can head on over to the flight building and work on my pilot ratings. Not only that, but after I graduate, I will be certified to work at the schools Air Traffic Control Tower.
By the time I finish here, (next summer), I will have an Aviation BA degree, my pilot ratings, work experience in an ATC Tower. What more could the Air National Guard want?
All that is really left is scoring high on the AFOQT and making a portfolio to send to various units.
Oh and I'll go ahead and post my SAT scores in just a second
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Gipper, I go to Middle Georgia College, not Kennesaw State. That was some school I went to for a semester.
Here are a few links for you
(our top ranking)
http://www.mgc.edu/about/news/2007/200711/MGC%20Air%20Traffic%20Control%20Program%20Tops%20National%20FAA%20Ranking%20of%20New%20Programs.pdf
(our certification as a CTI FAA approved school. I think you missed it on the list...Middle Georgia College...)
http://www.faa.gov/about/office_org/headquarters_offices/ato/service_units/acquisition/aja51/cti/at-cti_schools.cfm
I'll post my SAT scores in just a second
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Here you go:
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That adds to 1550..
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another link for you: http://aerospace.georgiainnovation.org/highlights/details/44
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hahaha. You scored a 1550 out of 2400. That makes more sense. That's not very good dude.
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No, but that would be funny. It was out of 1600
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No, but that would be funny. It was out of 1600
Wrong. All three scores are out 800. 800 x 3 = 2400.
But you wouldn't know that because you got a 1060 out of 2400.
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No, but that would be funny. It was out of 1600
Haha, no. The new sat is out of 2400, 800 + 800 + 800= 2400. The old SAT was out of 1600, when there were only 2 subjects.
Oh well, nice seeing you again buddy.
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Although I'd rather rant about bitches some more.. when did Diego graduate? Because they changed over the SAT thing in 2005 from the 1600 system to 2400. At least in MA. So he may not be lying.
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Although I'd rather rant about bitches some more.. when did Diego graduate? Because they changed over the SAT thing in 2005 from the 1600 system to 2400. At least in MA. So he may not be lying.
He posted his scores above, there are three of them. When the test was out of 1600, there were only two tests.
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hahaha. You scored a 1550 out of 2400. That makes more sense. That's not very good dude.
65%!? Man, he crushed that test.
Fighter pilot may be aiming a little low, Diego Menendez. I mean, there is an astronaut program to tackle.
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Although I'd rather rant about bitches some more.. when did Diego graduate? Because they changed over the SAT thing in 2005 from the 1600 system to 2400. At least in MA. So he may not be lying.
I'm an idiot, didn't see that. Then again, I got a 1660 out of 2400 so that's expected.
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Look at me! I try to be ironic and post random shit! I'm so funny!
For a second, I thought someone did a poor photoshop of putting a bear's face on a monkey's body. I realized I'm just a moron and that is an awesome animal!
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Although I'd rather rant about bitches some more.. when did Diego graduate? Because they changed over the SAT thing in 2005 from the 1600 system to 2400. At least in MA. So he may not be lying.
I'm an idiot, didn't see that. Then again, I got a 1660 out of 2400 so that's expected.
No, you got a 1660 out of 1600. You are a genius!
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Well played, Gip.
Flawless victory.
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hahaha. You scored a 1550 out of 2400. That makes more sense. That's not very good dude.
65%!? Man, he crushed that test.
Fighter pilot may be aiming a little low, Diego Menendez. I mean, there is an astronaut program to tackle.
hahahahaha yes!
mendez focus thnx to gipper
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Well, that's another slap forum beef resolved.
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FATALITY
*enormous applause erupts*
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menendez sure got told
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This thread is actually pretty hilarious. Now I'm kinda curious because I don't remember what my scores were, can you look up scores from like 4 years ago on there?
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im not sure if this thread is still meant to be on topic or if its just those babboon pictures. but my ex girlfriend of about a year and a half lives 3000 miles away from me now. she cnt stop calling me and talking to me for an hour and a haf at a time, sometimes about how she hates her current boyfriend and likes me way better and about how shes pregnant(with my baby for the second time, but she has to let the current boyfriend think its his, which is a good thing because he can pay for the abortion this time). its one of the only things that really depresses me these days. old girlfriends do suck, especially ones that area REALLY old, like 94 years
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water cooler, two things:
1. I'm total bromo for you.
2. You should probably move to a different country.
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did you just say she's 94 years old? if so, you can probably bank on the pregnancy killing her
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did you just say she's 94 years old? if so, you can probably bank on the pregnancy killing her
LOL That's what I made out of it too.
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No, but that would be funny. It was out of 1600
Oh well, nice seeing you again buddy.
thank you, turkeylurkey. thank you. a great reward awaits you in heaven.
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let's salute him with 1550 out of 2400 antique gunshots.
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I came in to this thread to badmouth bitches, noticed Diego's name and thougt "wow, when did that fucking bitch focus himself?". Turns out I was about to find out. Pure epic.
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I came in to this thread to badmouth bitches, noticed Diego's name and thougt "wow, when did that fucking bitch focus himself?". Turns out I was about to find out. Pure epic.
It's always a bit striking when some of the personalities that come on kind'a strong are so quick to focus... like him and Dr. Newton. Others have focused for whatever reasons, but it's funny when online tough guys get thin skinned and butt hurt over one thread.
On topic: almost every ex girlfriend I know of that I have on FB is a divorced mom "seeking: men", except for a couple that are married with full on families, and one who figured out she was lesbian. I can't help but wonder if I assisted with her realization that she wasn't into dudes. haha
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Two of mine got married recently (not to each other, but whoa, that'd be sick)...Got to slow dance with one of 'em at the wedding. Ex girlfriends look pretty hot in wedding dresses.
Pretty much stayed friendly with almost every girl I've ever dated and/or casually exchanged fluids with....
But for the special 1 or 2 that turned out to be cunts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5aiDuemgJ4
And, Diego sure blew a lot of smoke, but sometimes he said some interesting shit.
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Pretty much stayed friendly with almost every girl I've ever dated and/or casually exchanged fluids with....
Really? even one night stand types? Gnarly. I am still on talking terms with only one ex, and even that is few and far between. Once we have peaked I generally don't stick around for the decline. One night stand type situations I don't talk to afterwards almost as a rule. Its kind of fucked up, but nothing good comes out of that. If we work together or are in a situation where we see eachother often, I'll be friendly, but that's why I tend to avoid the one night things with girls I already know or plan to be around more. Nothing is worse than having a one night stand see you walking down the street and start coming at you like you are long lost lovers.
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I came in to this thread to badmouth bitches, noticed Diego's name and thougt "wow, when did that fucking bitch focus himself?". Turns out I was about to find out. Pure epic.
On topic: almost every ex girlfriend I know of that I have on FB is a divorced mom "seeking: men", except for a couple that are married with full on families, and one who figured out she was lesbian. I can't help but wonder if I assisted with her realization that she wasn't into dudes. haha
3 different girls i dated went on to become lesbians. not sure what that says about me, but it is a humorous factoid to bring up during dinner conversations. or at the beginning of new relationships. hehe
personally i don't believe in staying friends with ex girlfriends. ones that were actually girlfriends that you had any kind of long term relationship with. just never works
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lulzzzzz. this thread is the prime example of the fact that there is no such thing as a bread thread(not that this is one of them) because some thing funny normally comes from it.
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Pretty much stayed friendly with almost every girl I've ever dated and/or casually exchanged fluids with....
Yea, I'm not sure how it happened, I didn't necessarily seek it out, but it's not a bad thing at all. As bad as it gets is this one chick who I sort of wish I hadn't boned just because it was entirely meaningless. She was like, "Yo, let's bone," and I agreed. Weird.
I once dumped a girl I fuckin loved for an ex and the next day she told me that she hated me, but then we hooked up several years later and both agreed that we were probably still crushing each other really hard. No love lost, I guess.
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Pretty much stayed friendly with almost every girl I've ever dated and/or casually exchanged fluids with....
Hooking up with girls that go to the same school as me usually proved to do more harm than good. Luckily all those bitches have graduated already, so I no longer have to see them around the halls. I tend to have nothing but deep resentment towards every ex, because it's easier that way and I don't have to feel like a failure.
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I know a guy that seems to scrictly fuck co workers, it's like he lives for awkward moments and screaming arguments in public