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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: SLANGIN_ROCKS on August 30, 2006, 11:24:14 AM
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they look gay anyway
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topsail beach fags
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^^
hilarious
haha,-good-topic
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kids got a killer mole on his neck
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That's news worthy these days? Back in the day, running for you life was just a weekly event when you rolled on a board.
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muffuckas got vibed good
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That's news worthy these days? Back in the day, running for you life was just a weekly event when you rolled on a board.
yep,-shit-is-soft-now
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Shit, for all the pansy roller bladers we've jumped over the years, none had parents that had to go and cry out for justice on their behalf. What happened to street justice?
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Shit, for all the pansy roller bladers we've jumped over the years, none had parents that had to go and cry out for justice on their behalf. What happened to street justice?
its been replaced by beach justice....
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hey gub, cool family gay .gif.
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the freddy kreuger twins...
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you guys are dicks. some little kids get jumped and worked by some older thugs and you guys just dis them. you'd be crying in your mommy's arms if this shit happened to you. what happened to sympathy for fellow skaters?
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you guys are dicks. some little kids get jumped and worked by some older thugs and you guys just dis them. you'd be crying in your mommy's arms if this shit happened to you. what happened to sympathy for fellow skaters?
ahahahhahha
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Feel bad for them, but hell growing up a skater in the 80's we got this kind of stuff all the time, fuck the dudes who jumped them, at least be a man about it and do it face to face, pussy ass move to jump them from behind. YMHY I thought you where more of a man then that.
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Feel bad for them, but hell growing up a skater in the 80's we got this kind of stuff all the time, fuck the dudes who jumped them, at least be a man about it and do it face to face, pussy ass move to jump them from behind. YMHY I thought you where more of a man then that.
yeah greg, that is real fucked up of you
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you guys are dicks. some little kids get jumped and worked by some older thugs and you guys just dis them. you'd be crying in your mommy's arms if this shit happened to you. what happened to sympathy for fellow skaters?
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Feel bad for them, but hell growing up a skater in the 80's we got this kind of stuff all the time, fuck the dudes who jumped them, at least be a man about it and do it face to face, pussy ass move to jump them from behind. YMHY I thought you where more of a man then that.
yeah greg, that is real fucked up of you
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veganskater has a point, kids today don't realize that in the past it wasn't cool to be a skater.... when it wasn't all "viva le bam" and good charlotte, it was beefy dudes yelling "skate or die" and "get some pants that fit faggot" like most skaters i've been shot a few times and was once stabbed in the throat.
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veganskater has a point, kids today don't realize that in the past it wasn't cool to be a skater.... when it wasn't all "viva le bam" and good charlotte, it was beefy dudes yelling "skate or die" and "get some pants that fit faggot" like most skaters i've been shot a few times and was once stabbed in the throat.
THIS........... THIS IS THE PERFECT POST
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veganskater has a point, kids today don't realize that in the past it wasn't cool to be a skater.... when it wasn't all "viva le bam" and good charlotte, it was beefy dudes yelling "skate or die" and "get some pants that fit faggot" like most skaters i've been shot a few times and was once stabbed in the throat.
damn...for real?
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veganskater has a point, kids today don't realize that in the past it wasn't cool to be a skater.... when it wasn't all "viva le bam" and good charlotte, it was beefy dudes yelling "skate or die" and "get some pants that fit faggot" like most skaters i've been shot a few times and was once stabbed in the throat.
damn...for real?
THIS........IS THE PERFECT REPLY.
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yhmy. you're a little cheeseball. go fantasize about getting getz. and BUY-A-NEW-KEYBOARD-YOU-CHEAP-BASTARD.
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fuck-you-scott
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Kids: "Hey dude, what the fuck?!"
YMHY: "Aw shit sorry, I thought you two were Kerry Getz"
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hahah
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Fucking hell - i can't actually belive that 2 little kids getting a battering actaully makes the news, fuck they should have at least been robbed or put in hospistal a bit, shit Vegans correct i spent my youth having the shit kicked out of me by roving football casual that couldn't find other roving casuals to fight with
If someone asks what team i support i just start running. . .
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best topic name ever pretty much
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If someone asks what team i support i just start running. . .
Oh the matchday madness...
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I never got the beat down but I lived in Australia in High School and over there the bogans were the ones to watch out for. At least once a week they would drive past and yell "skate or die" out the side of their muscle car and then the chase was on. Me and my friends would all take off in different directions instinctively. It was straight forest gump style.
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holy shit, a lot of you are gotdamn pussies
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We can't all be shaolin monks.
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All these stories are entertaining. I'm living for this shit. But theres one thing I cant help but wonder....when those jock motherfucks came after you guys (speaking to the old school dudes here), why didnt you just lay into their ugly grills with your board? That shit is a good weapon.
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All these stories are entertaining. I'm living for this shit. But theres one thing I cant help but wonder....when those jock motherfucks came after you guys (speaking to the old school dudes here), why didnt you just lay into their ugly grills with your board? That shit is a good weapon.
Well it depended on the conflict, sometimes I would swing my board at them, other times when I was vastly out numbered I would run. The worst was getting full beer cans thrown out of car windows at you.
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^^^ Yeah thats fair enough. Being outnumbered is not a good feeling at all. I probably should have seen that one coming before i posted eh. Oh well. I've never experienced that kind of hate towards skaters, thats all. Sure, I get the strange looks at bars and shit, but i've never really been thrashed because of it. gotta give the mad respect to you guys.
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All these stories are entertaining. I'm living for this shit. But theres one thing I cant help but wonder....when those jock motherfucks came after you guys (speaking to the old school dudes here), why didnt you just lay into their ugly grills with your board? That shit is a good weapon.
The worst was getting full beer cans thrown out of car windows at you.
Why? I mean, it's free beer
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All these stories are entertaining. I'm living for this shit. But theres one thing I cant help but wonder....when those jock motherfucks came after you guys (speaking to the old school dudes here), why didnt you just lay into their ugly grills with your board? That shit is a good weapon.
The worst was getting full beer cans thrown out of car windows at you.
They would explode on impact
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Well when you're about 14-17 skating with maybe 8 if that other skaters and a mod of Casuals come by and beat the shit out of you, there's maybe 15-20 of them, they're all about 16-22 and just looking for fights there's really not much you can do, run the fuck away and hope they don't get you, throw you're board in a bush/roof/ where ever so they don't hit you with it, i mean to be honest if you're skating and someone runs up, punches you in the back of the head by the time you turn round someone else it hitting you, all your friends are getting kicked to fuck, everywhere you look is just your friends getting battered on mass, basically there's fuck all you can do
However now i'm older it's different, you can tell what's about to go down, i guess sixth sense from getting kickings, you know when shits about to happen and weather you can handle it or not, the guy starting the fight might look the hardest but he's probably not, it's his mate that not saying fuck all, the cocky shit who starts the fight normally runs off as soon as he gets hit, then his mates wade in, then the cocky dude comes back to kick you in the head and shout some crap about not fucking his him
But if you hammer the first guy HARD as fuck, the metality of fighting changes, you stop being the victim and start being the agressor, once you do that, the guy's attacking realise this is an actual fight not just beating the shit out of someone like they though.
I've been punched about, then smacked someone, the guy burst into tears and started begging me not to hit him, with all this shit about he didn't start the fight - seriously if you punch someone in the face you start a fight, but then his mates all shit themselves cas the "leaders" crying and freaking out, i seriosuly didn't know what the fuck was going on, but they fucked off, then came back and wanted to fight, then when the scraping really started he started crying again, just fucked up, when wee minks realise you're not scared to fight 10 against 4 they fucking freak out and you've won mentally, then all you have to do it "chase" them about 20 foot and they;re gone
I've been kicked to fuck plenty, but belive me if i can scrap my way out of it i will, i'm over getting the shit beaten out of me by groups of ferial youth
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You are one of the best people around here. always got some entertaining shit to say, not to mention the good advice. I'd just like to say peace to you, donnie.
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You are one of the best people around here. always got some entertaining shit to say, not to mention the good advice. I'd just like to say peace to you, donnie.
HA - Cheers boss, just over beatings over nothing, just remember first punch wins pretty much, no dilly-dallying, just get in there before someone (who obvisouly want so hit you) hits you hahahah
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Yeah, Donnie's got good stories.
I started skating in '97, when I was about to turn 12. In Mississippi. With long hair. And a slight Canadian accent. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Never got the shit kicked out of me, but I've been chased plenty of times by REAL rednecks, they're of a bit different breed there than in Northern California.
I can relate to you grown-ass men.
It's way different here in California than it was then/there, though... since everybody skates here, everybody is vibing everyone. There's still a little comraderie here, like in SF and Santa Rosa, but it's fleeting. There, if you skated, you were down, you know?. It was very rare to find someone who skated (much like the 80's I'm sure), so when you did you just became friends with them.
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Well with my run for your life experience the guys doing the yelling were in cars (have to be at least 17) and the skaters were all not old enough to drive (15-16). Then you also have to add the fact that cars are expensive in australia and usually most people dont get them till after high school and once they start working. So basically you have a car of grown ass men yelling at you and threatening a beat down. Also, I was tiny in high school, weighed 135 when I graduated. I grew late. And lastly, I don't like to fight. I don't see why I should have to fight these assholes an ruin my day just because they think it would be fun. Fuck that, I used to run my ass off and I have no regrets about that.
These days I would honestly probably do the same. I frequently just go to my car and leave the free outdoor parks when I see sketchy ass people show up. Most are in the hood and so you never know how crazy these people are. I drive a decent car and I live in Houston now and people get shot everyday over dumb shit. I got nothing to prove to anyone so I usually just split out to the next spot and burn one on the way. Maybe I'm a pussy but I can live with that.
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wow i have never been anywhere close to getting a beating for skateboarding. the only people i have to run from is the cops
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HA - no seriously don't get me wrong, i'm not a fighter i hate fighting, but i've over getting shit from little kids, who shit themselves when they realise they are actually about to get into a fight with a "man" not another 17-20 year old, also i'm over the punch in the side of the head for caring a skateboard, now i punch people back, i'm just over the "being bullied for skating" shit
Believe me running away and skateboarding have both played a part together since i was about 13 hahaha
But fuck getting threated by little shits, if you let them off with it, they'll just keep doing it, a quick smack in the chops normally gets the "youth" to think about what they're doing
"Ohh we started a fight and got kicked to fuck - why did they kick us in ? - ohh wait, wee Mark was shouting about fighting, then we were getting kicked to fuck and didn't like it, hmmmm - let's not do that again, next time lets just get some pot from them and chill. . . "
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I had more problems with getting made fun of than being physically beaten up. I think it had a lot to do with the kids that I hung out with were always a hell of a lot bigger and older than the kids I might have had problems with. Sure there was the rare occasion with kids threatening me and such, but it never seemed to escalate into anything violent. But maybe that's just from growing up in the homogenized suburbs.
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I had more problems with getting made fun of than being physically beaten up. I think it had a lot to do with the kids that I hung out with were always a hell of a lot bigger and older than the kids I might have had problems with. Sure there was the rare occasion with kids threatening me and such, but it never seemed to escalate into anything violent. But maybe that's just from growing up in the homogenized suburbs.
I grew up in my small town Ohio where high school football ruled (they stoped the bus to school program so they could have money for the turf football field), I also was really poor grew up on the "wrong side of the tracks" so adding skateboarding and punk rock to the mix and it was like gasoline.
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veganskater has a point, kids today don't realize that in the past it wasn't cool to be a skater.... when it wasn't all "viva le bam" and good charlotte, it was beefy dudes yelling "skate or die" and "get some pants that fit faggot" like most skaters i've been shot a few times and was once stabbed in the throat.
damn...for real?
THIS........IS THE PERFECT REPLY.
THIS IS SKATEBOARDING.
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Winning a fight against dumb fucks that started shit with you isn't always winning. If the cops come round and the other guy is the one bleeding you will almost certainly end up the one arrested. Then that pussy fuck will very likely sue you for his medical bills. Most cops wont take a skateboarders word over a bleeding fuck in a golf shirt. Choose your fights.
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just roll with large black dudes
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Winning a fight against dumb fucks that started shit with you isn't always winning. If the cops come round and the other guy is the one bleeding you will almost certainly end up the one arrested. Then that pussy fuck will very likely sue you for his medical bills. Most cops wont take a skateboarders word over a bleeding fuck in a golf shirt. Choose your fights.
Don't really have to worry abotu that in the UK, seriosuly the cops here couldn't give a fuck, you could be murdering someone in the street and as long as your not fucking with some rich oil fuck, they don't really care, i know this, i've stopped cop van to get them to help stop fight, they just give you a dirty look and suddenly there "shift" is coming to an end - such bullshit it's totally outragous
The cops that would do anything are normally trying to sort out the mini-wars happening in shitty areas - mostly Dyce/Mastric/Northfield or "mini Beruit" as it's known
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Donnie, thanks for that advice. I havent been attacked yet, but I have had tons of shit thrown at me from cars, but my tales dont compare to yours
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HAHAHHAA, man serisouly it's so funny i could rant about getting batterd for litteraly days on end, and i've got shit loads of wee scares from getting bunch or hit with shit over the years, the gnarlest thing was walking up a street turning to speak to a mate, then thinking i'd just been punched and laid out with on punch, then all this screaming, some dude bottled me on the side of the head and laid me out in a oner, broke my cheap bone and fractured my jaw, he ran off, then this pub i was about to walk past suddenly had million of football casual running out throwing bottle at everyone and just battering the shit out of everyone in the street it was fucking gnarly.
The i went to the cops that night and they litteraly did nothing about it, like not even a report or anything, so once i was in casulty getting my head checked out, the nurse is going "have you reported this, you need to" so i told her about the cops "helping" she was totally outraged, called the police in next day, heads swollend to fuck, face left side of the head like a balloon, a "police reports team" come round, bust the cops who did nothing, sort out all this shit for me, and i get a cheque for like £2000 for getting bottled, then i have to get all this surgery to sort my head out hahaha
My jaw clicks like a bastard and locks now and then, but i was lucky i got about a 5mm scare from it all, it was funny at the time, i was like "shit that was fucking hard punch - there's not fucking way i'm fighting this guy" everyone else is running about screaming and i have to calm all my mates down - classic
I also got kick to fuck my a bunch of "raggas" in a nightclub, then when i went to punch one of them the bouncer threw me out for "starting a race fight" whihc was funny, one white guy getting hammered to fuck by 7 black dudes, classic, i got 2 black eye's for that just in time for photo op's for my chick 21st, no, no one was impressed my that and i basically had to hide in every photo hahaha.
But man there should be a "what was the worst battering you had" topic, getting bottled wasn't even that bad compared to some of the shit that's happend hahahaha
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HAHAHHAA, man serisouly it's so funny i could rant about getting batterd for litteraly days on end, and i've got shit loads of wee scares from getting bunch or hit with shit over the years, the gnarlest thing was walking up a street turning to speak to a mate, then thinking i'd just been punched and laid out with on punch
My jaw clicks like a bastard and locks now and then
damn the same thing happened to me when i was twelve/thirteen. i was in the hood skating some three stair i sat down and some guy just walks up and punches me in the face and since then i have been able to crack my jaw on both sides but the first few months of the jaw thing hurt like hell
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kids back in the day got their asses beat for boards .... they never complained to the news or whatever. Fuckin pussy's ... deal w/ it. That life. It suck though ... but whatever.
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i-gotta-duck-this-case-for-a-bit-so-i-wont-be-posting-here-for-a-while.
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I THINK TOM CRUISE IS A FUCKING FAG !
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I THINK TOM CRUISE IS A FUCKING FAG !
funny so do most people
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HAHAHHAA, man serisouly it's so funny i could rant about getting batterd for litteraly days on end, and i've got shit loads of wee scares from getting bunch or hit with shit over the years, the gnarlest thing was walking up a street turning to speak to a mate, then thinking i'd just been punched and laid out with on punch
My jaw clicks like a bastard and locks now and then
thats puberty you dumb fuck, your jaw starts to click. ive been in fights ive lost ive won. my nose still looks fucked. we had a dope crew though so that might have helped, nobody fucked with us anymore at one point. i remember people were waiting for me after work to fuck me up, not even a fight happened we got their weed and beers and they took off. never been the one to start fights but i will if i have to
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I used to deal with that shit when I was in high school. Rich preppy jock types who do nothing but drink beer and look for fights. The reason I've never hit somebody with a skateboard is because that can do some serious damage. It starts off with them fucking with you, and sometimes a brawl breaks out. I've had the board ready to do it, but when it all comes down to it, you realize its not worth it at all. If you lose, you get some cuts and bruises, I'm a skater, so I can take the hits. If you win, its over. If you smash a kid in the face and break his cheekbone or put him unconscious or some shit, you could get in some serious shit. That could be construed by angry cops as assault with a deadly weapon or attempted murder, and thats jail time,.
Since we're talking about vibing on skateboarders back in the day, my favorite one was when jock kids in my high school would see me walking around with my board, and try to steal it and skate away. But none of them could skate, and they would often fall on their asses. For some reason they didn't realize that they looked like the asshole, not me, and would try to laugh at me for doing something that obviously sucked, since they were no good at it.
I'm hyped the younger kids don't have it as hard as we did. Enjoy it kids! Besides, skating itself is rougher now, with skatestoppers and security guards becoming angrier and angrier. I've gotten my ass kicked by cops and security guards lately, and that sucks, because you can't hit them back.
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If a security guard hits you that is battery and that is a crime. A security guard has no grant of authority from the government to touch you in any fashion. They are just regular citizens hired by a corporation and have no more authority to grab you or hit you than the guy shuffling frys at McDonalds. You are 100% correct on the deadly weapon issue, hitting someone with your board should be a real last resort or your looking at a felony charge.
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HAHAHHAA, man serisouly it's so funny i could rant about getting batterd for litteraly days on end, and i've got shit loads of wee scares from getting bunch or hit with shit over the years, the gnarlest thing was walking up a street turning to speak to a mate, then thinking i'd just been punched and laid out with on punch
My jaw clicks like a bastard and locks now and then
thats puberty you dumb fuck, your jaw starts to click. ive been in fights ive lost ive won. my nose still looks fucked. we had a dope crew though so that might have helped, nobody fucked with us anymore at one point. i remember people were waiting for me after work to fuck me up, not even a fight happened we got their weed and beers and they took off. never been the one to start fights but i will if i have to
whatever, it never cracked before that and i don't know anyone else other than my uncle who can crack their jaw every five minutes. thats the only time someone has actually messed with me for skating
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If a security guard hits you that is battery and that is a crime. A security guard has no grant of authority from the government to touch you in any fashion. They are just regular citizens hired by a corporation and have no more authority to grab you or hit you than the guy shuffling frys at McDonalds. You are 100% correct on the deadly weapon issue, hitting someone with your board should be a real last resort or your looking at a felony charge.
IT depends on the spot, and the training the security guard has. A bouncer at a bar can kick the shit out of you, same with security at a concert, also, certain places like high class hotels. They just got clever ways of doing it. They can't punch, but they'll fuck you up. "I was trying to subdue him and accidentally drove him head first into a wall." This was what a secrurity guard said the other night to the cops while he had an arm behind my back and was standing on my head. The cops didn't do shit about it either. Most cases you are right though.
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No I am right, I am not talking out of my ass, cops don't know a god damn thing about the law for the most part.
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No I am right, I am not talking out of my ass, cops don't know a god damn thing about the law for the most part.
You definitely aren't talking out of your ass, and its true that cops don't know a damn thing about the law for the most part. I've had cops hold me while they searched to figure out if I had done something illegal. UNfortunately, they found out that I had in that instance. Never the less, most of the time that is true, but in certain instances, like the ones I talked about above, that is not the case. A security guard is never allowed to straight up punch you, but they can detain you, and use force doing so with certain training. Maybe I should talk to a lawyer though. Not to make money, just to get the last laugh
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Fuck that if a security guard did that shit to me he is going to pay for it later.
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we used to have big problems with jocks at our park. since theres an open-air field next to the park, flying baseballs would sometimes hit unwary skateboarders in the head. there used to be one kid who, everytime a ball rolled into our park, would pick up the ball and chuck it in the opposite direction of the field. we used to "get back" at these baseball players and their parents by playing music as loud as possible during their games. throwing glass bottles onto the field was also a common device that we used to fuel our anger. one of the greatest things that happened one time was a softball was hit into our park, and this kid takes it and throws it right back into the catcher's mitt. the first baseman (probably near 40 yearsold) told him he should be "playing ball instead of fooling around on those toys" the kid told him to fuck off and that he would never, ever be caught dead on the diamond. good times..
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No I am right, I am not talking out of my ass, cops don't know a god damn thing about the law for the most part.
i have had my fair share of stupid/asshole cops. having one threatning to throw slush in our faces then go around back and punch us in the face at my friends shop, kicking us out of our own property for skating, being suspected of being high/selling crystal meth, getting kicked out of a park and having the cop say he would kick our teeth down our throats if he ever saw us again alone in public, etc. etc.
you just have to learn to deal with it or file a police report when they act out of line
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One time skating in San Francisco near one of the Federal places a government cop commented on my ID (I was 25 or so at the time) said aren't you a little old to be riding that thing (skateboard) and I said back to him aren't you a little old to be playing cops and robbers, he threw my ID back at me and told me to get the fuck out of there, my friends and I bust up laughing and skated away.
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^^fucking hilarious!
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Fuck that if a security guard did that shit to me he is going to pay for it later.
I just dealt with it the same way you dealt with the cop commenting on your ID. Laugh about it, don't give them the power they want you to submit to them. They were telling me I was going to get arrested for this and that. I just joked around screaming "BUST OF THE CENTURY! YOUR STOKED!" I commented to my friends about the expressions on the security guards faces like "Look at his face! This Guy thinks this is actually serious!" Then I told him that I bet the cops would let us off for everything. They did, and I shot them an "I told you so" look that made it seem all worth while. Also, this is after skating in a parking garage and having other security guards litterally dive at us in attempts to catch us, and failing until they blocked off all the exits. On top of that, as a general rule, once I sober up, I don't hold it against anybody for beating me up when I am drunk. I'm sure you've probably figured out by now that I've only gotten thrown down on by security guards once.
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what the fuck. you guys need to learn better ways of dealing with security guards. if a security guard even tried touching in my direction, he be KO'd, i usually just make fun of him and slowly leave, as for the police, all you need to do is puss out and be his friend, a lot them like that kind of obediant, respect shit
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what the fuck. you guys need to learn better ways of dealing with security guards. if a security guard even tried touching in my direction, he be KO'd, i usually just make fun of him and slowly leave, as for the police, all you need to do is puss out and be his friend, a lot them like that kind of obediant, respect shit
Probably true. I've been skateboarding for 13+ years now and that was my first time getting caught. I've been chased a bunch of times by dudes who wanted to tackle me I think, but always got away laughing. Also, I was the first of 3 to get to the exit. IF I hit the security guard, my other 2 friends would have to deal with the rest of them being pissed. It didn't really matter in the end, because you are right about cops. If you give them the power trip just by being there then they won't need to write you a ticket for the high. My attitude changed once the 5 cars full of cops pulled up, thats 10 cops total to deal with 3 suspects. Its all about being calm and confident, yet respectful. Don't act scared, but respect the fact that he is deciding whether or not he should get you in trouble at that moment. I think in my situation it was pretty easy, because the hotel called and blew it all way out of proportion and ended up just pissing off the cops from that end.