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Title: I have a kook question
Post by: citycity on July 01, 2010, 01:26:16 PM
What is Roger Skateboards exactly?  Like is it just a joke?  I dunno when they started, I missed whatever it was though, and admittedly i'm confused by them.  Like ceasar is legit, but wasn't there an ad with Cairo or something like that, any explanation would help, thank you very much.  also, are you guys down for them, or do you all just think its funny as well......
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: ginz2 on July 01, 2010, 01:32:25 PM
:3
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: citycity on July 01, 2010, 01:33:57 PM
is that a nut sac
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on July 01, 2010, 01:36:23 PM
this thread has the potential to become the next roger ad.
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: heckler on July 01, 2010, 01:42:08 PM
this thread is the next roger ad.
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: citycity on July 01, 2010, 01:42:44 PM
This thread is  the next roger ad
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: Inbred Jed on July 01, 2010, 01:43:16 PM
Many have tried, but no one can exactly define Roger skateboards. It's a more loose, nebulous idea, but not really an idea at all. It's almost like a dream somewhat based on reality about a story of a young Native American on a Vision Quest who discovers himself and the true spirit of Christmas while traveling through the Spirit Realm on a magic badger. His senses are alive, he can feel and smell this entity, but it's not really there, but then again it's not just his imagination and it's not something you can buy in the store even though they do indeed offer skateboards and other goods for consumers. In short, Roger Skateboards is like the little elves in your television that have been set free in out space to bring happiness to all the children of the world.
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: citycity on July 01, 2010, 01:45:44 PM
What about Cairo....... ::)
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: citycity on July 01, 2010, 01:46:01 PM
I am on a vision quest
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: sweets on July 01, 2010, 01:59:13 PM
You weren't kidding.
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: lem on July 01, 2010, 02:04:01 PM
is that a nut sac
It's a god damn kitty.
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: og.milk on July 01, 2010, 02:09:30 PM
ANDREW BYNUM ON ROGER SKATEBOARDS?/!11?!?!121111ONE1!?
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: citycity on July 01, 2010, 02:14:55 PM
I literally dont know what the fuck it is
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: MG81 on July 01, 2010, 02:29:53 PM
Magic Badger! Haha, that FUCKIN RULES! If I had a Magic Badger I'd ride that mutha fucka down to the bar where I would then temporarily park it out front while I jockeyed a bar stool, drank PBR and played Merle Haggard songs on the Jukebox.
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: oyolar on July 01, 2010, 02:36:42 PM
I literally dont know what the fuck it is

Sooooooooo dumb.

http://www.rogerskateboards.com/about.html

Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: citycity on July 01, 2010, 02:56:32 PM
mope, still dont get it
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on July 01, 2010, 02:59:30 PM
get it together, its a cell phone network

http://www.rogers.com/web/Rogers.portal
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: citycity on July 01, 2010, 03:00:28 PM
o thnx that makes way more sense finally     :P
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: oyolar on July 01, 2010, 03:09:59 PM
It's Jereme Rogers's legitimate skateboard brand.

Edit: Whoa. According to Wikipedia, "roger" was slang for "to have sex with" from 1650-1870. So Roger can be the erotic skateboard brand.
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: citycity on July 01, 2010, 03:12:11 PM
i'm there new pro
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: barrierkultt on July 01, 2010, 06:22:24 PM
It's not a big truck. It's more like a series of tubes.
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: dankradschwag on July 01, 2010, 07:15:27 PM
i'm there new pro


Their*
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: 1992 on July 01, 2010, 09:44:52 PM
This thread is...

(http://stereocontrol.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/dookie3.jpg)
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: Eon on July 01, 2010, 10:19:36 PM
suck my wallenberg
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: mooraga on July 02, 2010, 12:22:33 AM
its bueno, but better
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: Acrid Avid Jam Shred on July 02, 2010, 12:25:53 AM
sieben!1! ATX!!!
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: Lafy on July 02, 2010, 06:16:28 AM
http://www.indexskateboarding.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/MG_9017.JPG
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: jgj on July 02, 2010, 06:54:51 AM
I bought a roger and i'm hyphed on it
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: jacquesknife on July 02, 2010, 07:05:48 AM
Sieben cracks me up...

"Basically just a smart-ass older skateboard dude making fun of shit. But I only make fun of things that I secretly love. Skateboarding is awesome. All of it."

http://www.huckmagazine.com/features/michael-sieben-interview/
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: spare change on July 02, 2010, 07:39:06 AM
cairo fosters middle name is roger.
they used the enjoi font for a logo board.
enjoi made fun of it back.
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: Eschaton on July 02, 2010, 08:33:11 AM
cairo fosters middle name is roger.
they used the enjoi font for a logo board.
enjoi made fun of it back.

Yeah but Roger got a Cease and Desist form because of the Enjoi board.
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: gsosa on July 02, 2010, 09:24:12 AM
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cairo fosters middle name is roger.
they used the enjoi font for a logo board.
enjoi made fun of it back.

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Yeah but Roger got a Cease and Desist form because of the Enjoi board.

Any pics of this board?
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: Eschaton on July 02, 2010, 09:37:44 AM
(http://images.blackholeboards.com/Graphics/images/170782.gif)
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: oyolar on July 02, 2010, 09:44:18 AM
cairo fosters middle real name is roger.
they used the enjoi font for a logo board.
enjoi made fun of it back.

Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: mooraga on July 02, 2010, 09:48:26 AM
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cairo fosters middle name is roger.
they used the enjoi font for a logo board.
enjoi made fun of it back.

[close]
Yeah but Roger got a Cease and Desist form because of the Enjoi board.
[close]

Any pics of this board?
(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/291/cairog.png)
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: citycity on July 02, 2010, 10:15:03 AM
Sieben cracks me up...

"Basically just a smart-ass older skateboard dude making fun of shit. But I only make fun of things that I secretly love. Skateboarding is awesome. All of it."

http://www.huckmagazine.com/features/michael-sieben-interview/


thank you very much.
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: dankradschwag on July 02, 2010, 10:19:50 AM
Can't find it, but anyone seen the ad where Roger makes fun of enjoi for misspelling imitations?
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: citycity on July 02, 2010, 10:22:28 AM
i was just really confused before, but now that i know this owners just a chill dude, it makes me happy
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: Inbred Jed on July 02, 2010, 10:39:56 AM
I feel closure now. Good night and God bless.
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: citycity on July 02, 2010, 10:54:47 AM
I feel closure now. Good night and God bless.

I believe in you Jed
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: Mevs on July 02, 2010, 12:30:44 PM
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cairo fosters middle name is roger.
they used the enjoi font for a logo board.
enjoi made fun of it back.

[close]
Yeah but Roger got a Cease and Desist form because of the Enjoi board.

I don't see how they could justify sending Roger a ceast-and-desist for that graphic...if they had ripped off the Panda logo then I might understand, but because they wrote 'enjoy Roger' in Helvetica with rainbow colours? Weak.
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: Inbred Jed on July 02, 2010, 12:33:38 PM
I believe the term "rainbow colors" is the intellectual property of Grandmaster Flash from when he used it in the theme track to the movie Beat Street.
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on July 02, 2010, 01:39:49 PM
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cairo fosters middle name is roger.
they used the enjoi font for a logo board.
enjoi made fun of it back.

[close]
Yeah but Roger got a Cease and Desist form because of the Enjoi board.

actually, according to that shit talk with seiben they were allowed to produce a run of the boards.

(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/8278/enjoyrogerdeck.png)
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: Eschaton on July 02, 2010, 03:50:46 PM
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cairo fosters middle name is roger.
they used the enjoi font for a logo board.
enjoi made fun of it back.

[close]
Yeah but Roger got a Cease and Desist form because of the Enjoi board.
[close]

I don't see how they could justify sending Roger a ceast-and-desist for that graphic...if they had ripped off the Panda logo then I might understand, but because they wrote 'enjoy Roger' in Helvetica with rainbow colours? Weak.
I heard it wasn't the enjoi dudes, but the distributor.
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: codithou on July 02, 2010, 04:12:21 PM
NATE BROUSSARD.
Title: Re: I have a kook question
Post by: layzieyez on July 02, 2010, 08:03:20 PM
I believe the term "rainbow colors" is the intellectual property of Grandmaster Flash from when he used it in the theme track to the movie Beat Street.
Awesome.