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Title: New shop names
Post by: mattdun on November 06, 2010, 03:53:32 AM
Im opening a new store and was wondering if you guys had any names for a shop
were just a small store whos trying to do the right thing by skaters in our area, the only other skate shop in our town is a chain store that sells rip sticks and razor scooters
its going to be a tough battle but were putting our all into it to make it work
any help or suggestions would be greatly appreciated
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: dolphinstyle. on November 06, 2010, 05:24:25 AM
"uncle matty's super cool shred headquarter"
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: ALT on November 06, 2010, 06:09:27 AM
"uncle matty's super cool shredquarter"
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Chipper on November 06, 2010, 09:12:43 AM
window fox
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/TAwe_UM8Y5I/AAAAAAAAGrw/fjohqDi-gEo/s1600/window.jpg)
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Bruh Man on November 06, 2010, 09:28:20 AM
Good luck-hope you don't get cockblocked on any accounts. Just remember-core means poor.
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: spool of cord on November 06, 2010, 10:04:26 AM
I always thought seven ply would be a good shop name
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: camel filters on November 06, 2010, 01:53:35 PM
death den
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: hesh life on November 06, 2010, 02:21:31 PM
call it HQ.

or call it The Oowap.

Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: NCSB on November 06, 2010, 02:33:50 PM
the baker 3 store
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: RightCoastBiased on November 06, 2010, 02:34:39 PM
I always thought seven ply would be a good shop name

There is a shop in westerly, RI called Seven Ply. Good name for sure though.
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: professional on November 06, 2010, 03:14:14 PM
shredquarters
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: mcpeepants on November 06, 2010, 03:29:47 PM
shredquarters

beat me to it!
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on November 06, 2010, 06:01:11 PM
tit flickers 'R' us
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Mad Lauder on November 06, 2010, 06:27:16 PM
Lifetime

Stacks On Deck

Depth

Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: The Donger on November 06, 2010, 06:31:17 PM
Dick Liquor's
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Keirabug on November 06, 2010, 07:16:57 PM
Rider's Block
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: RonBurgundy on November 06, 2010, 08:27:50 PM
your local
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: jimi420 on November 06, 2010, 08:37:15 PM
baba booey's
Jumping Jahosafats
Creme de la Creme

Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Phantasma Del Mar on November 06, 2010, 08:49:04 PM
Almost A Skateshop
Shreddin Til Armageddon
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Jupiter on November 06, 2010, 08:49:37 PM
tricks & dicks
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Mackattack on November 06, 2010, 08:56:55 PM
Puck Cunt

Fakie Varial

Dolce & Gabbana Outlet

X-Blades



Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: professional on November 06, 2010, 09:22:27 PM
4:20 sk8r accessories
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: chef on November 06, 2010, 10:09:04 PM
Shrediquette
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: daniel on November 06, 2010, 10:20:57 PM
#1
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Pavementi on November 06, 2010, 10:21:38 PM
Pole Grinders?

Sponsorless?

Curb Cuts?

The Perfect Red Curb?
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: CigaretteBeer on November 06, 2010, 10:32:28 PM
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report (http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report)
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: lurkmafia on November 07, 2010, 03:05:02 AM
shredquarters is tight...jaeh mon like that one..


some others:

dung beetle

snatch

treasure chest
type a
vorsong
viper room


Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: magicstickyhand on November 07, 2010, 06:52:05 AM
Boomer shop .
shape up !
butt-slut blonds.
burning ripsticks
better store than the another skate store in this town
cheap liqueur and sk8boards.
Titsfire
Zeroiin
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on November 07, 2010, 07:50:36 AM
(uninteligable)

hot fart

neptune

the android dungeon skateboard shop

build

XXX skateshop
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: blatablatblau on November 07, 2010, 09:25:18 AM
BIG Juggs skateshop???
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on November 07, 2010, 09:40:01 AM
tony hawk!
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: BuddyPal on November 07, 2010, 09:59:10 AM
Wanna Catch my Fade SkateShop

RollerBladers Welcome SkateShop

Kids Eat Free SkateShop

Chik-Fil-Skate
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Inanimate Object on November 07, 2010, 10:49:27 AM
Thaddeus Walter's Roller Board Emporium and High Wheel Bi-cycle Shoppe
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: magicstickyhand on November 07, 2010, 12:59:53 PM
Wanna Catch my Fade SkateShop

RollerBladers Welcome SkateShop

Kids Eat Free SkateShop

Chik-Fil-Skate

You just won.!
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: john04o8 on November 07, 2010, 01:10:03 PM
no fat chicks

four wheels down

skateporks

eat shit board supply

and etc. skateshop (et cetera)
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: The Donger on November 07, 2010, 01:34:39 PM
Bolts!!!!
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Narcissus on November 08, 2010, 09:31:24 AM
Breakfast Burrito

Fuckin' A Skate Supply

The Sky Lark Diner

Budget Colonoscopy Center (Chicks Only)

Shit Geyser

Nollie Nollie Nollie

New Jersey

Chipotle Two

Turn My Swag On

Ledge Dancers

Bait & Tickle

Puffy Tongues & Highwaters

Hot Sauce

Roadhaus

Karate

Everything 8"+

Templo Uretano

Pipe Cleaners

Great White Pyrotech LLC

Roach Clip

Sharkey Mongo & The Venture Lows

Cheap Imported Goods

The Jerk Store

Cake



Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: grimcity on November 08, 2010, 11:02:02 AM
A. Arron Aardvark's AAA #1 Skateshop

...kill it in the phone book.
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Hexagon on November 15, 2010, 03:45:23 PM
shitpussy

boner bros skatebroads

hanks mexican jumping bean bag.

mcdumpsters

butt-town plaza

fist pump armageddon

iTurds

wonky works

white trash cat
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: MFS on November 15, 2010, 04:51:59 PM
Wheel bite
99A Skateshop
Boneless Tranny: Skateboard and transexual emporium.

Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: dankradschwag on November 15, 2010, 05:51:13 PM
please give us your money so we can stay open skateshop
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: StabMasterArson on November 15, 2010, 05:51:55 PM
Miracles.
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs#)
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: bakingsoda on November 15, 2010, 07:37:30 PM
We've got wood

Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: NCSB on November 15, 2010, 10:28:26 PM
Miracles.
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs#)

is that the spoof?
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: H8R part 4 on November 16, 2010, 08:04:23 AM
faster!   ;D


maybe your area code? 
or the name of your meet up spot?
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Donkey Lips on November 16, 2010, 08:58:26 AM

butt-town plaza

Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Randozzi on November 16, 2010, 09:02:26 AM
Wheelbite

Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: baconeggandcheese on November 16, 2010, 05:01:27 PM
free your local shit stick and glide
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Mullet Man on November 16, 2010, 05:38:07 PM
Crazy Tony's House of Flaming Dog Shit and skateboard emporium
Title: Re: New shop names
Post by: Gnarles Barkly on November 16, 2010, 05:40:50 PM
Planks
Boneless
BONER
Dicked out Deck Shop