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Title: Neil Smith
Post by: yoyoyo on September 16, 2006, 02:42:24 PM
After the nollie Heel down the red brick slope in lost and found his part blew my dick away
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: Royal Flush on September 16, 2006, 02:47:17 PM
Did u replace it with a vagina? pussy, plastic surgery is so hot right now go for it buddy.
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: yoyoyo on September 16, 2006, 03:24:56 PM
Actually it was a second asshole
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: GLOCKSandBARRETTAS on September 17, 2006, 08:56:13 AM
he is the worst styled skateboarder next to guy kampfen
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: yoyoyo on September 17, 2006, 09:01:04 AM
Inie minie minie mo ..... ya motha's a hore.
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: yoyoyo on September 17, 2006, 09:09:48 AM
 :-Yeagh so smithy is steezy like it or not you just have bad taste I bet you think nyja huston is one of the steezier flip his board and it bounces back off the ground skaters right now, hugh hugh , douchaebag asshole.
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: peasant on September 17, 2006, 10:09:43 AM
bet you comb your ski jumper hair up with a hairspray everymorning just like kampfen does. put your glasses back on and watch blueprints big push edit including some new smiffy footage:  http://youtube.com/watch?v=n8GhOqs8QHg

by the way you can turn your jacket and vote smithy to win this:

http://www.documentskateboard.com/bp/vote.html
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: hopper on September 17, 2006, 10:46:56 AM
i have met him he is well nice strange jackets though
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: GLOCKSandBARRETTAS on September 17, 2006, 11:24:22 AM
:-Yeagh so smithy is steezy like it or not you just have bad taste I bet you think nyja huston is one of the steezier flip his board and it bounces back off the ground skaters right now, hugh hugh , douchaebag asshole.

no, nyjah is crap as well
i would take enrique or j.b. for style any day

neil smiths knees touch on every fucking trick...
oh, i forgot, that means he has a cool style...
again, learn to spell DOUCHEBAG and fuck yourself with neil smith and his terrible style...
sorry modells was out of lacrosse sticks and he happened to pick up a skateboard that day........................
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: yoyoyo on September 17, 2006, 01:34:54 PM
Son Ive been skatin before you were born dont try to act touph just cause your 1 anal about my spellin'''''''dfhdfjhsdkjfb and two have bad taste just accept it.
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: GLOCKSandBARRETTAS on September 17, 2006, 09:12:32 PM
first off im 28, so i really doubt you have been skating that long, second,
i have been skatinfg for 16 of those years.
settle yourself, and if you really think neil smith has a good style, thats bad taste.
the kid can do tricks, woo hoo.
his style is terrible.
his knees touch, bottom line....
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: countbrakula23 on September 17, 2006, 09:44:09 PM
smith isnt bad, hes the worst of blueprint but id watch him over 90% of american skaters but the knee touching thing does sorta get annoying. i'd say you had bad taste if you thought brady had bad style...
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: Cuong Nguyen on September 17, 2006, 10:11:01 PM
your 28 and your name is glocks and barrettas,
you's a joke son.
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: jared... on September 17, 2006, 11:38:21 PM
your 28 and your name is glocks and barrettas,
you's a joke son.

AND what the fuck only 15 posts?  I'm a legend, bitch.  why don't you grow some fucking slap board peach fuzz on those pussy bitch lips, and come back when you've got something to show for it...like being a stupid prick about fucking spelling when no one uses periods or proper sentence structure...and go ahead and spell faggot wrong too.  be sure to use that word as many times as you can. 

and yeah, I'm not really feeling vaughn baker...good style, but a little boring and not too impressive, aside from that nollie flip and 3-flip from LAF.  ooh, and his First Broadcast part.

-bullshitter.
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: jared... on September 17, 2006, 11:43:30 PM
smith isnt bad, hes the worst of blueprint but id watch him over 90% of american skaters but the knee touching thing does sorta get annoying. i'd say you had bad taste if you thought brady had bad style...

really, the worst?  even worstister than scott palmer, or colin kennedy, or danny brady, or steve caballero, or julius arvinghamm, or Nick Jensen?  wow.

i hate danny brady's style.  not really, but I was pretty disappointed when I saw the footage of that backsmith on the bank to bar in barcelona in the new Transworld vid.  I was expecting a grind.  he let me down.  granted, that's a wierd and pretty cool trick, just not the caliber I was expecting.
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: countbrakula23 on September 18, 2006, 11:15:44 AM
woah woah woah... are you kidding me? scott palmer is sick, i agree with you on colin kennedy...he was only good in waiting for the world. but danny brady and jensen both have amazing styles. i dont know what ur on
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: countbrakula23 on September 18, 2006, 11:17:26 AM
and who cares if the back smith didnt grind its still pretty crazy. but have you even seen his part in lost & found? you cant front on that part
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: S-Town Holla! on September 18, 2006, 11:21:52 AM
did someone say nick jensen had bad style? thats fucked up.
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: countbrakula23 on September 18, 2006, 11:26:48 AM
<img src="http://img.timeinc.net/skate/content/images/06/june5.jpg"/>
that shit is sick
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: jared... on September 18, 2006, 11:48:53 AM
i don't hate any of their styles.
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: rolling is good on September 18, 2006, 12:00:37 PM
I think neil smith is boring and I don't like this mike wright kid, but other than that blueprint has a really sick team, especially jensen, brady, shier and chewy.
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: p-jay on September 18, 2006, 12:11:35 PM
well opinions are like assholes i suppose but i think smithys sick. really different to anyone else on blueprint and sick trick selection
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: GLOCKSandBARRETTAS on September 18, 2006, 03:58:12 PM
your 28 and your name is glocks and barrettas,
you's a joke son.
and i bet your from nowhere near a ghetto, "SON"
so you can settle yourself down and go watch neil smiths knees touch till the sun comes up.
SON
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: uruguay on September 18, 2006, 04:16:55 PM
you spelled beretta wrong.
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: countbrakula23 on September 18, 2006, 06:17:15 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: Cuong Nguyen on September 18, 2006, 08:05:42 PM
congrats being from a ghetto.
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: yoyoyo on September 18, 2006, 08:09:55 PM
look danny brady steezy but a little overrated, nick jensen definitly has better steez, smith incredible and scot palmer had the second best part especially how well his skating merged with the year of the rat, buitiful, tears, but nick jensen probably holding a strong third. I mean this is why no joke video of the year europeans know how to make skating intresting again.
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: killbot on September 18, 2006, 08:36:14 PM
year of the rat
that song was the worst shit ever
yoyoyo= offically hurting
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: yoyoyo on September 18, 2006, 08:52:11 PM
You listen to me you dweeby peice of shit after i'm done cleaning off ya motha's face with my man juice I'm gonna ram your  emo punk crap so far back into the 80's youll forget you ever became a fag and start beliving you were born one.
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: badmeanigood on September 19, 2006, 05:29:17 AM
Scott Palmer has the best trick in LAF by miles. His tre flip at that insanely steep banked hip was insane.

I can sort of get peoples point on Smithy's style but again he is something different to the other B'Print riders. He's probably the gnarliest skater in the UK at the moment, some of the stuff he does is nutts
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: yoyoyo on September 19, 2006, 05:48:55 AM
Look what i'm saying is that Smith has a unique style kinda big guy brian andersonish, frankly im alsways stoke on the big guys bringin that fast heat. Ya ll know what i mean just watch his part again, youl be "suprised".
ps: Yeagh big heat i just love big heat
Title: Re: Neil Smith
Post by: uruguay on September 19, 2006, 05:52:36 AM
congrats being from a ghetto.
best post ever.