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Skateboarding => PHOTOS/VIDEO => Topic started by: MYpenis Mypenis on November 23, 2010, 02:30:15 PM
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jesus christ this is gold
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgHsI6YPQ5U#)
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Does he really think he's a real pro ?
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Does he really think he's a real pro ?
yes
and a writer
and a singer
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how is this new though? looks like it was filmed in like 1996
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This is just uncomfortable to watch, yet I can't look away.
Is anyone a bigger fan of Doug Brown than Doug Brown? The guy is thoroughly entertained with his own life story.
Also, Doug please look up the definition of irony. You could not have used it anymore incorrectly.
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That dude is worse than I remember.
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Shout out to all the douggalos out there!
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This is just uncomfortable to watch, yet I can't look away.
wait...this is a real human being? haha i thought it was some sort of inside joke. i know the gravity games are somewhat of a joke but i still cant believe this guy fooled them and the poor company that sponsored him
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Also for more Dougness: http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=23658.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=23658.0)
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Does he really think he's a real pro ?
and a writer
and a singer
and he shreds pretty hard on an ax.
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9xPs7AntWg#)
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This is just uncomfortable to watch, yet I can't look away.
Is anyone a bigger fan of Doug Brown than Doug Brown? The guy is thoroughly entertained with his own life story.
Also, Doug please look up the definition of irony. You could not have used it anymore incorrectly.
Doug Brown is his own #1 fan. he's the only person that uploads his videos onto youtube and the best part is that he disables the comments. he must know how horrible he is and how much shit kids talk about him. if only he'd allow the shit talking to flow freely.
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severe case of self-awareness fail.
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2nd hand embarrassment galore. awesome
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7cMu0AgeQs&feature=related#)
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THE GOAT
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7cMu0AgeQs&feature=related#)
lmao
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7cMu0AgeQs&feature=related#)
lmao
That was amazing!!! Anyone else notice the picture with him and Mike V??
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Manolo, if you get some free time
take doug brown, some wu tang, and go to town with it
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Manolo, if you get some free time
take doug brown, some wu tang, and go to town with it
hahaha
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i would never do that to the wu.
there's nothing to edit more embarrassing than this video already is.
biggest douche of the universe contender.
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okay, understood
I'm still compelled to throw my own together though,
I'm gonna dig up the most offensive wu tang song ever
and throw in fart noises every time he olllies
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seeing his haircut and hearing him talk makes it so much more funnier that his project is called "skate STRAIGHT".
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there's nothing to edit more embarrassing than this video already is.
indisputable fact
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D.A.R.E to keep kids off dougs
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D.A.R.E to keep kids off dougs
haha this is actually possible, unlike the real saying.
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he would say "tooer."
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fast forward to 2:47 for the madness (A skaters christmas carol read by doug brown by the fire)
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxMVhLH-vbI#)
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmBamW4TmtQ&feature=related#)
lol, db helecoptor
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can more people please write reviews for his book on amazon?
http://www.amazon.com/Doug-Brown-ebook/dp/B003M5H6AC/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top (http://www.amazon.com/Doug-Brown-ebook/dp/B003M5H6AC/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top)
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after all these years it's still unbelievable that he's a real person.
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fast forward to 2:47 for the madness (A skaters christmas carol read by doug brown by the fire)
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxMVhLH-vbI#)
shit got me shivers
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can more people please write reviews for his book on amazon?
http://www.amazon.com/Doug-Brown-ebook/dp/B003M5H6AC/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top (http://www.amazon.com/Doug-Brown-ebook/dp/B003M5H6AC/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top)
How can I explain all that Doug Brown has done for me? He's changed my life. Ten years ago, I was in a back alley, smoking meth, and Doug walked up, took the pipe from my hands and said, "I'll show you the way," then started doing handplants on the alley floor. And in the grace--the perfection--of his movements, I saw God for the first time in my life.
hahahahaha omg :D
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As big of a tool Doug is, I can honestly say that I am jealous. He gets paid to skate, end of story. He obviously loves what he does, I'm not saying I'm into it, or am trying to legitamize his skating in anyway, but it goes back to the ancient argument of skating being an individulistic form of art, and he is certainly doing his own thing, and living his dream. Good for him. I wish someone would pay me to go skate everyday the way I want to skate.
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can more people please write reviews for his book on amazon?
http://www.amazon.com/Doug-Brown-ebook/dp/B003M5H6AC/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top (http://www.amazon.com/Doug-Brown-ebook/dp/B003M5H6AC/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top)
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How can I explain all that Doug Brown has done for me? He's changed my life. Ten years ago, I was in a back alley, smoking meth, and Doug walked up, took the pipe from my hands and said, "I'll show you the way," then started doing handplants on the alley floor. And in the grace--the perfection--of his movements, I saw God for the first time in my life.
hahahahaha omg :D
yeah, that was mine. i was expecting a million other reviews to come after, but nobody followed me up.
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As big of a tool Doug is, I can honestly say that I am jealous. He gets paid to skate, end of story. He obviously loves what he does, I'm not saying I'm into it, or am trying to legitamize his skating in anyway, but it goes back to the ancient argument of skating being an individulistic form of art, and he is certainly doing his own thing, and living his dream. Good for him. I wish someone would pay me to go skate everyday the way I want to skate.
He gets paid to do birthday parties, he is more of a clown than professional skateboarder.
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YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxMVhLH-vbI#)
christmas eve at the Brentfields, Doug's sisters family.
Howard Brentfield: "Hey Douglas, would you mind handing me some more mashed potatoes?"
Doug: "Sure thing Bob!"
Howard Brentfield: "it's Howard." eyes locked on Doug as he takes the bowl of mashed potatoes and puts some on his plate.
Quiet eating sounds.
Howard Brentfield: "So Douglas, you still doing that whole..umm..."skate" thing?"
Doug: "Yes Sir."
Howard: "Uh huh. So how's that going? Heard you landed a couple endorsement deals?"
Caroline Brown-Brentfield: whispering "Honey don't.."
Howard: "You know, the other day I saw this group of adolescent skaters right around the corner from city hall.."
Doug: "Oh" good for them!"
Howard: "please don't interrupt me." points fork with baby carrots on it at Doug
Caroline: "Honey.."
Howard: "I saw these kids, age 14-15 maybe, ridin' and jumpin' up and down the railings..."
Caroline: "Darling please.." tries touching Howards hand
Howard: "No no no!, let me finish please." "You see Douglas, I'm no expert by any means, but how come those kidsters were moving at such a pace while doing their tricks and looking so comfortable with it while you, well, you seem.. "
Caroline: "Howar..""
Howard: "will you PLEASE SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WOMAN!" throws napkin down
Doug: "Hey!"
Howard: "OH YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?!" rises from his seat
Allison: "Why is daddy angry?" starts to cry
Howard: "YOU'RE A FUCK-ING LOSER DOUGLAS. YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THIS FAMILY!"
Caroline: sobs "Howard please stop"
Howard: slaps her with the back of his hand and stands up. the room goes dead silent.
Doug: "Carrie are you okay? Howard what in the name has gotten in..."
Howard flips over table, catapulting Allison out of her seat. He grabs Caroline by the hair and throws her to the floor.
His shirt half untucked, he walks over to Doug and hits him in the face repeatedly with such force it becomes symmetrical.
outside a church group can be heard singing in the distance.
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how is this new though? looks like it was filmed in like 1996
His book "Beyond the board" came out in 2010. This is fresh, just like Doug Brown's approach to skateboarding.
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^^^ Wisconsin public access TV probably has something do do with it looking like it's from the mid 90's.
I wish I could write a review but I don't think I've never bought anything on Amazon.
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"I'm doug brown, and I'm here to skate."
"I caused a reaction, the photographers shifted over to me."
What a fucking douche.
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the guy interviewing him is an ohio sports anchor. he has to be tired of interviewing losers.
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he got sponsored at the age of 28. turned pro at 28. he's a god
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can more people please write reviews for his book on amazon?
http://www.amazon.com/Doug-Brown-ebook/dp/B003M5H6AC/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top (http://www.amazon.com/Doug-Brown-ebook/dp/B003M5H6AC/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top)
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How can I explain all that Doug Brown has done for me? He's changed my life. Ten years ago, I was in a back alley, smoking meth, and Doug walked up, took the pipe from my hands and said, "I'll show you the way," then started doing handplants on the alley floor. And in the grace--the perfection--of his movements, I saw God for the first time in my life.
hahahahaha omg :D
yeah, that was mine. i was expecting a million other reviews to come after, but nobody followed me up.
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Earlier in this thread I mentioned that I would
take some offensive Wu Tang and edit some Doug Brown footage to it.
Well I finally finished it. (minus the fart noises)
Behold:
Old Dirty Doogie
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAGKldofRxY#)
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How can I explain all that Doug Brown has done for me? He's changed my life. Ten years ago, I was in a back alley, smoking meth, and Doug walked up, took the pipe from my hands and said, "I'll show you the way," then started doing handplants on the alley floor. And in the grace--the perfection--of his movements, I saw God for the first time in my life.
hahahahaha omg :D
And this too.
I've collected his signature bubble gum, deodorant, helmet, Nicorette, abstinence ring, kitty litter, and KY jelly, so of course I was at the front of the line to buy his new book.
I feel a Joe's Shoe Box style Amazon reviewing is in order here. Anyone down?