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Title: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: sufodiv on September 04, 2011, 08:25:59 AM
If you could be sponsored by a deck, truck, wheel, shoe, and clothing company of your choice, what would you choose?

Toy Machine, Thunder, Bones, Dekline, and Altamont
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Cthulhu! on September 04, 2011, 08:31:54 AM
This is just awful.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: ShpotaSb on September 04, 2011, 08:41:11 AM
Plan B, Lakai, Venture, Bones, Matix.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Dirtymac on September 04, 2011, 08:46:29 AM
Quote from: Cthulhu! on September 04, 2011, 08:31:54 AM
This is just awful.
what he said^
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on September 04, 2011, 08:55:46 AM
OMG I WILL RYDE 4: GIRL, NIKE, INDY, RVCA, BONES N JEZZUP.  LULZ
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: ivegotlevitation on September 04, 2011, 09:00:04 AM
Enjoi, Independent, Ricta, Bones Swiss, Vans Shoes/Apparel.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Mouth on September 04, 2011, 09:01:24 AM
Hustler, Smith n' Wesson, KFC and Jimmy Choo
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: blackalbino on September 04, 2011, 09:06:11 AM
kastel, adidas tear-away pants, kangol bucket hats, fruit of the loom, menace boards, brad hayes overflow
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: The Twilight Zone on September 04, 2011, 09:08:30 AM
whats with all the shitty threads lately
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: ScreamingHand on September 04, 2011, 09:15:11 AM
who makes cock rings
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Tufty on September 04, 2011, 09:27:49 AM
 Toy machine or Roger, Independent, Deck company wheels, Circa, Volcom
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Stoop Kid on September 04, 2011, 09:33:43 AM
Zero, Independent, Vans, Spitfire, Volcom, and Budweiser.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: fulfillthedream on September 04, 2011, 09:43:54 AM
101 skateboards, Mercury Trucks, Land Speed Wheels, Elenex Clothing and Vita Shoes
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Dick Fingers on September 04, 2011, 10:07:00 AM
kreper, hieneken, american spirits
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: bumpnrun on September 04, 2011, 10:10:30 AM
Quote from: blackalbino on September 04, 2011, 09:06:11 AM
kastel, adidas tear-away pants, kangol bucket hats, fruit of the loom, menace boards, brad hayes overflow

lol
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Skate Edge on September 04, 2011, 10:15:14 AM
Shouldn't this thread be identical to the "what's your current set up" thread in the gear section?
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: L33Tg33k on September 04, 2011, 10:30:22 AM
Summerfag's last hurrah, I see.  Go back to school!
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: cletus the slack jawed yokel on September 04, 2011, 10:36:34 AM
real/krooked, indy, spitfire, bones bearings, vans, analog
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: BuddyPal on September 04, 2011, 10:54:25 AM
Kraft Foods for everything, boards,trucks,wheels,clothing, etc
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: slogant-shirt on September 04, 2011, 11:18:10 AM
sellfish, mountain jew, world indutrees trucks, skull candy, ccs, plan b weels and antwans brothers meth lab
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: AfterEight on September 04, 2011, 11:49:09 AM
Visa,banana republic, GM, sony, apple, shell, at&t
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: dolphinstyle. on September 04, 2011, 12:15:57 PM
this is a fat man on a motor scooter
(http://www.onlinewahn.de/bpics/b-240307.jpg)
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: grimcity on September 04, 2011, 12:19:36 PM
(http://i51.tinypic.com/n3tsg.jpg)
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: dylan makes me wet on September 04, 2011, 12:24:36 PM
as long as my sponsor could supply me with an endless supply of white stella branded wifebeaters i'd be happy
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: oyolar on September 04, 2011, 12:38:39 PM
Quote from: grimcity on September 04, 2011, 12:19:36 PM
(http://i51.tinypic.com/n3tsg.jpg)

The Spiderman memes are probably my favorite. I like to try to figure out a reasonable explanation for the screencaps.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: The Twilight Zone on September 04, 2011, 12:41:30 PM
(http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1-16.jpeg)
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Borthas on September 04, 2011, 12:47:26 PM
Quote from: sufodiv on September 04, 2011, 08:25:59 AM
If you could be sponsored by a deck, truck, wheel, shoe, and clothing company of your choice, what would you choose?

Toy Machine, Thunder, Bones, Dekline, and Altamont


baker/deathwish wood, independent plastic trucks, spitfire clay wheels, swiss titanium bearings, shakejunt sandpaper grip or mob or whatever, whatever hardware i can find, Vans feetcovers and Krew bodybags .
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on September 04, 2011, 01:30:21 PM
If I can live my normal life but with a bro flow from Nike I wouldn't complain.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: McGerb on September 04, 2011, 01:42:14 PM
anti hero, indy, bones, vans.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: achis123 on September 04, 2011, 02:02:53 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v624/prtyboiprincess/barrel_Spider_Man_Meme-s400x294-196074-580.jpg)
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Backside LameFlip on September 04, 2011, 02:17:29 PM
Cottonelle toilet paper, Royal Canin, Crocs shoes, Abercrombie & Fitch
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: sheboyganheadben on September 04, 2011, 02:28:43 PM
Louis Vuitton, Hennessey,Cannabis Station here in denver, Ferrari, and Halliburton. I'm rich bitch.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: stephendedalus on September 04, 2011, 03:27:29 PM
Can I just be sponsored by the Storm?
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: pica on September 04, 2011, 03:30:05 PM
Quote from: awesomedolphinstyle on September 04, 2011, 12:15:57 PM
this is a fat man on a motor scooter
(http://www.onlinewahn.de/bpics/b-240307.jpg)
this is the best thing in this thread.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: poor alice on September 04, 2011, 05:00:45 PM
i fucking LOVE spiderman, and these pictures are brilliant, can we turn this thread into spiderman memes just please
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: achis123 on September 04, 2011, 06:50:32 PM
Quote from: poor alice on September 04, 2011, 05:00:45 PM
i fucking LOVE spiderman, and these pictures are brilliant, can we turn this thread into spiderman memes just please
I don't see why not I already forgot what this thread was about
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: The Twilight Zone on September 04, 2011, 06:56:57 PM
(http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/111/009/original/yall%20spiders%20posting%20in%20a%20spiderman%20thread.jpg?1301809318)
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk2uguBt6l1qjq9u9o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: happenstance on September 04, 2011, 07:15:12 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-REkIOHCqBFE/Ta7L869R-7I/AAAAAAAACR8/eGfLDgwo9bk/s400/jack-draw-me-like-one-of-your-french-girls.jpg)
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Gnarwhal on September 04, 2011, 07:53:58 PM
well, i would fit well on krooked...
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: ShpotaSb on September 04, 2011, 08:42:07 PM
Quote from: Gnarwhal on September 04, 2011, 07:53:58 PM
well, i would fit well on krooked...
Who wouldnt, lol.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Avicci on September 04, 2011, 09:29:56 PM
Skate Mental (<3 Staba), Thunder, Spiftire, Bones, Nike$, Fourstar, Diamond, Grizzly? Mob?
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: planman on September 04, 2011, 09:57:36 PM
(http://cdn.gs.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tumblr_lmx3yamSvG1qdvatvo1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: MOYL on September 04, 2011, 10:01:55 PM
6 pack of OT's
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on September 04, 2011, 11:49:17 PM
y?all have really strange names for your parents.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: dolphinstyle. on September 05, 2011, 05:58:21 AM
Quote from: MOYL on September 04, 2011, 10:01:55 PM
6 pack of OT's
I don't know, it's pretty cheap over here, one of the cheapest
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: MOYL on September 05, 2011, 06:08:03 AM
Quote from: awesomedolphinstyle on September 05, 2011, 05:58:21 AM
Quote from: MOYL on September 04, 2011, 10:01:55 PM
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6 pack of OT's
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I don't know, it's pretty cheap over here, one of the cheapest

Its easy to drink, cheap and similar to other German beers it is brewed in accordance with the German purity law of 1516 and as you would know this means no nasty hangovers the next morning.

Straight out of the can is best. Perfect for manning up for the nitty gritty.

Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Blumpkinz on September 05, 2011, 10:12:32 AM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqxmu2mMlQ1qza3e8o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: dolphinstyle. on September 05, 2011, 12:46:03 PM
Quote from: MOYL on September 05, 2011, 06:08:03 AM
Quote from: awesomedolphinstyle on September 05, 2011, 05:58:21 AM
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Quote from: MOYL on September 04, 2011, 10:01:55 PM
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6 pack of OT's
[close]
I don't know, it's pretty cheap over here, one of the cheapest
[close]

Its easy to drink, cheap and similar to other German beers it is brewed in accordance with the German purity law of 1516 and as you would know this means no nasty hangovers the next morning.

Straight out of the can is best. Perfect for manning up for the nitty gritty.


We German fucks are pretty spoiled with amazing beers
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Riverside on September 05, 2011, 01:24:42 PM
barilla pasta and audi
that's all i would need
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: YoungWilliam309 on September 05, 2011, 01:54:36 PM
Quote from: Anti Hero on September 04, 2011, 06:56:57 PM
(http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/111/009/original/yall%20spiders%20posting%20in%20a%20spiderman%20thread.jpg?1301809318)
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk2uguBt6l1qjq9u9o1_500.jpg)

^fucking amazing.

Plan B, Nike SB, Theeve, Diamond, & ricta
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Isaiah Kemp on September 05, 2011, 02:13:28 PM
Tecate, tacos and french toast.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: SweetLou on September 05, 2011, 03:31:41 PM
Alien Workshop, Independent, Nike, Spitfire, and Costco
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: immagetchuwet on September 05, 2011, 04:27:51 PM
eL3menT cuz i wana ski with b@M !!
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Extremely Sorry on September 05, 2011, 04:36:36 PM
Stereo, Indy, Bones, Vans, Krew.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: DevMo! on September 05, 2011, 06:54:36 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/nplvsj.jpg)
(http://i53.tinypic.com/e7b8sx.png)
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: dick lunch on September 05, 2011, 07:09:15 PM
FABO LES / Fabo Dist.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Pavementi on September 05, 2011, 07:23:03 PM
Schmitt Stix, Tracker, Kryptonics, Airwalk, and Jimmy'z. If I can't get on Jimmy'z then I hope Limpies will take me, and if Limpies won't sponsor me then forget it, I give up.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Canuck on September 05, 2011, 09:00:36 PM
Sheep, SEEK, Droors and S-one insoles
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on September 05, 2011, 09:07:56 PM
Baker, Nike SB, Altamont, Thunder, Spitfire, Active, Flik Griptape, Ashbury, Mountain Dew, Neff, Bones Swiss, Dakine, Skull Candy, Markisa, Stance Socks, Shake Junt, Meister Watches










































(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/783/theool.jpg)
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Doobination on September 05, 2011, 10:31:16 PM
Zig Zags, Corona,  emerica shoes is all i need
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: dankradschwag on September 06, 2011, 06:19:56 AM
I-Path, Domestics, and Satori or Paradise, same shit, nah mean
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Donkey Lips on September 06, 2011, 06:42:42 AM
Jacks Links beef jerky, Big League Chew, Kraft foods, Panera Bread, Boston Brewing Co., the NBA, US Mint, and finally Hawaiian Tropic would send me gurlz every week. I'm going to sell fucking out.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: MostlyLurkin' on September 06, 2011, 07:16:46 AM
PLAN B, DC, MONSTER, RED BULL, NIKE SB


But seriously.. Fuck this thread
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: gkn00dlez on September 06, 2011, 08:05:24 AM
(http://classic-icon.com/spiderman/1%20%2818%29.jpg)

(http://classic-icon.com/spiderman/1%20%2814%29.jpg)

(http://classic-icon.com/spiderman/1%20(4).jpg)

(http://classic-icon.com/spiderman/1%20(43).jpg)

Shutting this thread down in style.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: finknoos on September 06, 2011, 08:06:47 AM
Quote from: Juelz on September 06, 2011, 07:16:46 AM
PLAN B, DC, MONSTER, RED BULL, NIKE SB


But seriously.. Fuck this thread
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Molusk One on September 06, 2011, 08:08:24 AM
Oettinger Pilsner, MOYL (Money or Your Life Apparel), and G-Fun(k) Cafe (aka Chilliz).
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: pointandclick on September 06, 2011, 08:25:04 AM
only companies with 4 letter names. nike, krew, krux, real, vans, zero, duffs, etc..
also can somone start a company called klan? then i can ride for krew krux and klan.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: dolphinstyle. on September 06, 2011, 11:47:49 AM
Quote from: pointandclick on September 06, 2011, 08:25:04 AM
only companies with 4 letter names. nike, krew, krux, real, vans, zero, duffs, etc..
also can somone start a company called klan? then i can ride for krew krux and klan.
well done
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Monty Burns on September 06, 2011, 11:54:20 AM
Im not sure why I find those spiderman things are so funny , but they are fucking awsome
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: chockfullofthat on September 06, 2011, 12:17:07 PM
Tide.  ya...fucking tide.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on September 06, 2011, 01:12:34 PM
Quote from: awesomedolphinstyle on September 06, 2011, 11:47:49 AM
Quote from: pointandclick on September 06, 2011, 08:25:04 AM
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only companies with 4 letter names. nike, krew, krux, real, vans, zero, duffs, etc..
also can somone start a company called klan? then i can ride for krew krux and klan.
[close]
well done

haha
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: SweetLou on September 06, 2011, 02:57:15 PM
Costco
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: pointandclick on September 06, 2011, 07:53:00 PM
Quote from: Hercules Rockefeller on September 06, 2011, 01:12:34 PM
Quote from: awesomedolphinstyle on September 06, 2011, 11:47:49 AM
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Quote from: pointandclick on September 06, 2011, 08:25:04 AM
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only companies with 4 letter names. nike, krew, krux, real, vans, zero, duffs, etc..
also can somone start a company called klan? then i can ride for krew krux and klan.
[close]
well done
[close]

haha
well fuck. going on dumb joke rants leads me to slip some retardism in.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: oyolar on September 06, 2011, 09:21:59 PM
Quote from: pointandclick on September 06, 2011, 07:53:00 PM
Quote from: Hercules Rockefeller on September 06, 2011, 01:12:34 PM
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Quote from: awesomedolphinstyle on September 06, 2011, 11:47:49 AM
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Quote from: pointandclick on September 06, 2011, 08:25:04 AM
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only companies with 4 letter names. nike, krew, krux, real, vans, zero, duffs, etc..
also can somone start a company called klan? then i can ride for krew krux and klan.
[close]
well done
[close]

haha
[close]
well fuck. going on dumb joke rants leads me to slip some retardism in.

Also, there is a company called Clan 010. Flo Marfaing and Danny Wainwright are sponsored by them.
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Molusk One on September 07, 2011, 05:15:57 AM
Quote from: pointandclick on September 06, 2011, 08:25:04 AM
only companies with 4 letter names. nike, krew, krux, real, vans, zero, duffs, etc..
also can somone start a company called klan? then i can ride for krew krux and klan.

bravo for noticing that one!
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: ohyouskatewhocares on September 07, 2011, 09:11:31 AM
board: louis vuitton
shoes: k-swiss

yes
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: chrisathans on September 07, 2011, 10:03:42 AM
Quote from: McGerb on September 04, 2011, 01:42:14 PM
anti hero, indy, bones, vans.
replace anti hero with slave and its good
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: DEDBBIS on September 07, 2011, 05:16:26 PM
Aladdin bail bonds
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Beeda Weeda on September 08, 2011, 07:39:02 AM
ftt
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: Russel Crowe on September 08, 2011, 08:32:29 AM
tony hawk bikes
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: LazyEinstein on September 08, 2011, 08:54:36 AM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/170/076/i%20fucking%20came%20rainbows2.png?1315052502)
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: shouldn't on September 08, 2011, 02:54:47 PM
a marijuana dispensary
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: TheDonutFather on September 08, 2011, 08:49:15 PM
Enjoi, thunder, Ricta, Nike sb, shake junt.
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lopqo8qlxh1qbwkzvo1_500.jpg)
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/got+you+covered_1f7b15_2142506.jpg)
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: corn flakes on September 15, 2011, 12:19:36 PM
element so i could skate with bam hez my favorite
Title: Re: Pick Your Sponsors
Post by: BlackEye77 on September 15, 2011, 08:05:06 PM
I'd rather see a topic comparing current tech deck set-ups.