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Title: I like my boards how I like my women
Post by: No mongz on October 25, 2011, 06:28:52 PM
Like em wide and tall
I skate a size 9 deck and its a bitch to find them really,
I've had this creature graham deck twice and its nice, I just want some variety
(http://images.bizrate.com/resize?sq=140&uid=2591163321)
Besides 1031, anyone know a company that makes a 9?
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Post by: LoserMachine on October 25, 2011, 07:56:39 PM
Fat, Tall, Loose?
Nooooo thank you sir!
 8)
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Post by: chockfullofthat on October 26, 2011, 08:41:01 AM
made in china.
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Post by: BlackEye77 on October 26, 2011, 09:06:54 PM
A lot of companies do, they just don't sell well so they don't get stocked at most places? Do you have a decent local shop? Any core shop owner should be able to tell you what they can get. Thought I saw a 9" Anti-Hero recently.

Do you not like 1031? Their Bloodstains board is sick if you like 9's. Great boards, much better than NHS (Creature), they went to hell after they moved manufacturing overseas.

Cockfight makes bigger boards, search them on google, it's good stuff.
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Post by: No mongz on October 27, 2011, 12:56:31 PM
Quote from: BlackEye77 on October 26, 2011, 09:06:54 PM
A lot of companies do, they just don't sell well so they don't get stocked at most places? Do you have a decent local shop? Any core shop owner should be able to tell you what they can get. Thought I saw a 9" Anti-Hero recently.

Do you not like 1031? Their Bloodstains board is sick if you like 9's. Great boards, much better than NHS (Creature), they went to hell after they moved manufacturing overseas.

Cockfight makes bigger boards, search them on google, it's good stuff.
I actually had a bloodstains deck. it just fell apart in like two weeks.
But I might just go for that cockfight old school 9
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Post by: Just Green Enough on November 02, 2011, 08:20:06 PM
logan, you suck. stop skating such fat decks and start doing flip tricks.

oh, and LAND a handplant.
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Post by: anblue on November 02, 2011, 08:43:30 PM
Quote from: Just Green Enough on November 02, 2011, 08:20:06 PM
logan, you suck. stop skating such fat decks and start doing flip tricks.

oh, and LAND a handplant.
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Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on November 08, 2011, 09:40:34 PM
yah logan, you fucking idiot!
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Post by: corn flakes on November 17, 2011, 03:32:18 PM
faggots
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Post by: sophisto000 on January 18, 2012, 11:21:56 AM
black label/emergency. 8.88s & 9s, 'bout to set me up an 8.88!
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Post by: Mommy, Shane O'Neil stole the Butter on January 27, 2012, 09:44:19 AM
why the fuck would you not want to do flip tricks? Oh yeah, because you sucked at making them look good and realized that if you just cruise around and be artsy that you could appear better than you actually are! Brilliant!
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Post by: No mongz on January 27, 2012, 06:33:12 PM
Yeah because I clearly stated that I don't do flip tricks.
Let people do their own thing, And may you be struck by a dick
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Post by: Rumpleforeskin on January 27, 2012, 07:37:21 PM
Wtf.  You guys are dumb.
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Post by: coffee cold on January 31, 2012, 06:16:36 PM
ok cool if you wanna ride a wide board, personally I like a 8.125 but to each his own, but why would you like women like that?
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Post by: Mr.Hamfist on February 03, 2012, 02:25:07 PM
I like my coffee how i like my women, ground up  8)

Also isn't there a board for these types of questions...
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Post by: No mongz on February 03, 2012, 04:36:38 PM
Yeah. You're on it.
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Post by: Mr.Hamfist on February 03, 2012, 07:26:28 PM
Quote from: No mongz on February 03, 2012, 04:36:38 PM
Yeah. You're on it.

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?board=18.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?board=18.0)
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Post by: gsosa on February 27, 2012, 06:29:14 PM
I like my boards how I like my women...8.125
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Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on March 09, 2012, 01:49:22 AM
i like my boards how i like my women: hand crafted and self assembled.
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Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on March 10, 2012, 07:41:47 AM
I like my boards how I like my women, blank and cheap...
nah, just kidding
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Post by: Hobochilli on March 10, 2012, 09:10:06 AM
I like my boards as i like my women.
Worned and trashy.
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Post by: MaryhillVibe on March 16, 2012, 04:51:07 PM
I like my boards like I like my women, focused and made in Canada.
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Post by: witty pseudonym on March 16, 2012, 05:30:33 PM
I was surprised to see no one went with the obvious "with 8 inches of hard wood" homosexual reference. 
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Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on March 18, 2012, 07:24:21 AM
i like my boards like i like my women, with 8 holes drilled in them.
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Post by: MaryhillVibe on March 18, 2012, 04:22:03 PM
Quote from: Hercules Rockefeller on March 18, 2012, 07:24:21 AM
i like my boards like i like my women, with 8 holes drilled in them.

mentally counts wimminz holes...8, huzzah!
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Post by: chockfullofthat on March 27, 2012, 07:43:03 AM
Quote from: MaryhillVibe on March 18, 2012, 04:22:03 PM
Quote from: Hercules Rockefeller on March 18, 2012, 07:24:21 AM
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i like my boards like i like my women, with 8 holes drilled in them.
[close]

mentally counts wimminz holes...8, huzzah!

butt, mouth, ears, puss, nose.  7.  I hope you're not counting the belly button...that's only like a crater not a full on hole.  I wouldn't be worried if an earwig was crawling around my belly.
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Post by: finknoos on March 27, 2012, 07:50:43 AM
slightly used, with sandpaper on one side
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Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on March 28, 2012, 01:30:31 PM
8 and a half and chinese
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Post by: _UniversalTruth_ on March 29, 2012, 04:15:56 AM
I like my boards how I like my women,
with nice curves and a good shape to do tricks on them.
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Post by: Jack on April 05, 2012, 01:01:04 PM
Quote from: Just Green Enough on November 02, 2011, 08:20:06 PM
logan, you suck. stop skating such fat decks and start doing flip tricks.

oh, and LAND a handplant.

I skate an 8.25 and i wreck shit at flatground. Don't gotta have a small board to flip it
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Post by: MaryhillVibe on April 09, 2012, 09:15:54 PM
Quote from: chockfullofthat on March 27, 2012, 07:43:03 AM
Quote from: MaryhillVibe on March 18, 2012, 04:22:03 PM
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Quote from: Hercules Rockefeller on March 18, 2012, 07:24:21 AM
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i like my boards like i like my women, with 8 holes drilled in them.
[close]

mentally counts wimminz holes...8, huzzah!
[close]

butt, mouth, ears, puss, nose.?  7.?  I hope you're not counting the belly button...that's only like a crater not a full on hole.?  I wouldn't be worried if an earwig was crawling around my belly.

the urethra, the other "wrong hole"
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Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on April 29, 2012, 02:19:26 AM
somebody has been doing his homework.
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Post by: sixhundredandsixtysix on June 02, 2012, 09:31:07 PM
Quote from: No mongz on October 25, 2011, 06:28:52 PM
Like em wide and tall
I skate a size 9 deck and its a bitch to find them really,
I've had this creature graham deck twice and its nice, I just want some variety
(http://images.bizrate.com/resize?sq=140&uid=2591163321)
Besides 1031, anyone know a company that makes a 9?
   
BACON skateboards has a nine incher
http://baconskateboards.com/?p=1047 (http://baconskateboards.com/?p=1047)
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Post by: plod on July 26, 2012, 02:37:38 PM
Size 11.5 shoe therefor I ride a 9" board. It flips nicer , slower. I have had that creature board it's nice. Don't give me no skinny bitchs.
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Post by: BuddyPal on July 26, 2012, 02:43:50 PM
i like em like i like my boards, used and given to me by a friend out of sympathy
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Post by: SUPERNAUT on July 27, 2012, 01:46:36 PM
I like my women how I like my coffee

WITH MY DICK IN IT
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Post by: No mongz on August 01, 2012, 12:02:32 AM
Quote from: BuddyPal on July 26, 2012, 02:43:50 PM
i like em like i like my boards, used and given to me by a friend out of sympathy
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Post by: Jackburton on November 24, 2012, 10:14:32 PM
Sometimes when ur on the road for a long time u just gotta jack off.
Title: I like my boards how I like my women
Post by: Wortel on December 24, 2012, 01:24:38 AM
I want to be the first one who rides on it
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Post by: G-Sides on March 07, 2013, 11:15:46 PM
i like mine flat, loose, n stubby
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Post by: FAGGOTRY on May 06, 2013, 03:13:50 PM
flexy, wide, loose and annoying
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on May 21, 2013, 05:54:57 PM
I like my skateboards how I like my women; cheap, used, humongous, and was bought in KMART during the 80's/90's.
I like my skateboards how I like my women; skinny and able to flip over real fast.

Whoever said you can't flip with an 8.5 is on some krill rock. I can flip a 10.5 like nothing. For OP a good 8.5ish deck is the powell skull and sword deck. I got it in red and it's the only board I've found in a couple years with the same sized nose and tail.
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Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on June 02, 2013, 11:33:43 AM
I like 'em skinny and tall.
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Post by: Pango on June 02, 2013, 02:13:12 PM
yeah i love that 8.25 x 32 dick up my asshole
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Post by: BasicSkater on June 04, 2013, 09:24:49 AM
Quote from: _UniversalTruth_ on March 10, 2012, 07:41:47 AM
I like my boards how I like my women, blank and cheap...
nah, just kidding
haaa that actually made me laugh XD
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Post by: SodaJerk on June 07, 2013, 07:26:41 AM
I like them two ways. Wrapped in plastic and hanging on the wall, or picked up, put down and trampled on by a few guys that decided they weren't for them, shop soiled.
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on August 25, 2013, 08:45:17 PM
Doing some sort of "sexchange" on some sort of "tranny".... so she don't have to revert or go back fakie.
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Post by: Pearl on August 26, 2013, 07:09:08 AM
I like my boards how I like my women: dipped and soggy.
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Post by: El_JayDude on August 31, 2013, 03:59:10 PM
Quote from: SUPERNAUT on July 27, 2012, 01:46:36 PM
I like my women how I like my coffee

WITH MY DICK IN IT

haha got me.

"The beeest paaart of waaaakening uuuup......is yoooo dick iiiiin a cup."

For me it's kinda flat, pretty wide, and i'm a sucka for a big nose.
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Post by: waterbucket on October 15, 2013, 10:27:26 AM
welcome makes some nice big dicks. i mean decks.
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Post by: imgne on November 21, 2013, 08:29:13 PM
8.8" with a nice looking ass on it

http://web.stagram.com/p/587938556660645583_17905222 (http://web.stagram.com/p/587938556660645583_17905222)
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Post by: shark tits on November 21, 2013, 08:34:17 PM
i like my women like my chicken. battered and fried.
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Post by: cretard on November 30, 2013, 06:59:22 PM
i like em how i like my boards, paid for with birthday card money.