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Title: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: The Magnet Man on December 13, 2011, 12:33:45 AM
Hey,

Does anybody happen to know when the next Battle at the Berrics starts? I really want to know who is the best flatlander in the world again.
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: The Magnet Man on December 13, 2011, 12:37:39 AM
True Dat.
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: smokecrack on December 13, 2011, 12:58:16 AM
fuck the berrics battles, what i really want to know is why would someone step on your turf, Magnet Man?

http://www.4size.com/?lang=en&home (http://www.4size.com/?lang=en&home)

(http://skateandannoy.com/aa-sna-uploads/2007/11/french-magnet-tease.jpg)

(http://skateandannoy.com/aa-sna-uploads/2007/11/french-magnet03.jpg)

4size magnetic skateboard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTAt3mXImdg#)

this is pure blasphemy.
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: Hercules Rockefeller on December 13, 2011, 01:00:53 AM
that picture raises a question: how many frogs get killed during the production of a magnet-board? i mean, i know that frog-bones contain precious magnet-juice, but how much do you need per board?
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: theotits beezy on December 13, 2011, 01:44:03 AM
nice getz 1 ripoffs.
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: Money Black on December 13, 2011, 01:51:00 AM
fuck that i haven't watched that shit since number one. if they have another one atleast have it on a flatbar
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: landCow on December 13, 2011, 05:05:57 AM
i propose they throw out the rules. allow no complys and wacky shit.

or if not that set some sort of random condition at the start of the game. stuff like, switch tricks only, no flip tricks, only late flips, all flips must be double flips, you may only spin frontside, whatever..... things to really spice it up and challenge the pros. sure seeing a perfect flip trick is nice but after 5 battles the game is stale. 
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: grimcity on December 13, 2011, 07:13:07 AM
Double sided parking curb right in the middle. Yellow, grimy, and good times.
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: Rumpleforeskin on December 13, 2011, 07:27:45 AM
Lol
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: poor alice on December 13, 2011, 08:25:29 AM
why would you care magnet man, you cant do any flip tricks with your magic wonder board
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: Tale Crab on December 13, 2011, 08:43:02 AM
(http://skateandannoy.com/aa-sna-uploads/2007/11/french-magnet-tease.jpg)
Makes you want to hang yourself.
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: DMH on December 13, 2011, 09:45:06 AM
I really hope there is never another BATB. It single-handedly ruined the integrity of SKATE, what with kids calling for re-dos and having their friends refereeing games. If you didn't land it well enough for it to count, it just didn't count.
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: gmgscigmgsci on December 13, 2011, 09:55:39 AM
if it looks like a make from 100 yards away then i call it a make
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: ice nine on December 13, 2011, 09:55:48 AM
Who cares if there is re-do's? My friends and I give eachother 5 or more tries if the guy is coming close. I'd rather he land it on the 5th one and keep playing than have the game be over.
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: Joust Ostrich on December 13, 2011, 10:49:46 AM
The next Battle At The Berrics...

Will be the most boring, least watch one yet.  Stay tuned.  Or don't.






Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: macgruber on December 13, 2011, 03:24:52 PM
what the fuck is a berric?
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: Gnarwhal on December 13, 2011, 03:33:24 PM
what the fuck is a berric?
The future currency of skateboard products
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: macgruber on December 13, 2011, 04:12:10 PM
how many berrics are in a dollar? how many thetans are in one berric? what's the square root of an SB?
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: Kab on December 13, 2011, 04:55:25 PM
I really hope there is never another BATB. It single-handedly ruined the integrity of SKATE, what with kids calling for re-dos and having their friends refereeing games. If you didn't land it well enough for it to count, it just didn't count.

"the integrity of SKATE"

You're a fag.
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: Money Black on December 13, 2011, 06:44:49 PM
Who cares if there is re-do's? My friends and I give eachother 5 or more tries if the guy is coming close. I'd rather he land it on the 5th one and keep playing than have the game be over.

wel thats fucking stupid isn't it
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: pandarelated on December 13, 2011, 07:04:06 PM
i would consider dropping 99cent on a daewon vs. koston.. non edited. every fail.. seriously one camera shot. of those 2 going head to head.
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: planman on December 13, 2011, 07:26:04 PM
i propose they throw out the rules. allow no complys and wacky shit.

or if not that set some sort of random condition at the start of the game. stuff like, switch tricks only, no flip tricks, only late flips, all flips must be double flips, you may only spin frontside, whatever..... things to really spice it up and challenge the pros. sure seeing a perfect flip trick is nice but after 5 battles the game is stale. 
Battle at the Berrics 2:Mike Vallely VS Chris Cole (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqlPT0IZPew#)


I think some of the comments on that are funny

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that was the gayest game of skate ive ever seen haha
i didnt know there was a number 2
cant wait to see who wins

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THIS IS ONLY HAPPENING ONE MUTHAFUCKIN TIME IN THIS THING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH?A FUCKING FAGGOT MIKE VAGINA
Let's kill this guy
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: BraveUlysses on December 13, 2011, 07:35:31 PM
70% of the people on Youtube sound extremely regular and it pisses me off to the extreme.
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: The Math Professor on December 13, 2011, 07:45:54 PM
Hey,

Does anybody happen to know when the next Battle at the Berrics starts? I really want to know who is the best flatlander in the world again.

Rodney Mullen vs. Kevin Harris in the finals... that's my call.
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: ROFLCOCKTOR on December 13, 2011, 08:13:05 PM
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Who cares if there is re-do's? My friends and I give eachother 5 or more tries if the guy is coming close. I'd rather he land it on the 5th one and keep playing than have the game be over.
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wel thats fucking stupid isn't it

YA MAN TOTALLY, FUCKING PLAY TO WIN BRO
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: Cats on December 13, 2011, 09:39:46 PM
Double sided parking curb right in the middle. Yellow, grimy, and good times.

That would be so good
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: fiftyscent on December 13, 2011, 09:52:07 PM
Games of skate on a flatbar would actually be pretty cool
Title: Re: The next Battle At The Berrics
Post by: bakingsoda on December 13, 2011, 10:14:37 PM
70% of the people on Youtube sound extremely regular and it pisses me off to the extreme.
Extremely  totally extreme
Extreme Cheddar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGS1-2T-wUU#)


(Bochart if you know)