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Title: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Vibes of skating rocks on October 12, 2012, 02:09:06 AM
So fellas, will Braydon Szafranski finally have a part that breaks into the two-minute realm? The odds are stacked against him, but remember, he is a Vegas local and suckers win in Sin City daily.

Vote away!
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: hankmasterflex on October 12, 2012, 03:06:38 AM
who fucking cares?!

he will bang your girl and then drink a budweiser.

omg he got da thumbs down from slap his career is ruin'd. he better start rolling up his pants and wearing gravis shoes.. only then will u be accepted. or he could just skate in new york.

"legit" skate part, bro.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Vibes of skating rocks on October 12, 2012, 03:09:46 AM
who fucking cares?!

he will bang your girl and then drink a budweiser.

omg he got da thumbs down from slap his career is ruin'd. he better start rolling up his pants and wearing gravis shoes.. only then will u be accepted. or he could just skate in new york.

"legit" skate part, bro.

You analogy is off-base and regular.

He's never had a part over two minutes long, which makes this thread 100% relevant. He's pro, the least he could do is put out a part longer than you last in bed you two-minute bitch.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: hankmasterflex on October 12, 2012, 03:32:20 AM
he's already put out a skate part that is longer than i last in bed. i have erectile dysfunction, asshole. i can't even get it up. plus i'm 63 and my wife is dead. thanks a lot fucker.

wot if he haz 1:59 seconds. not a "legit" part?

he doesn't put out enough secondz of footage for you? cool! you think he's wack? awesome! if there's dudes that back him and want to pay him, who cares. just don't by his boards if it upsets you. let the dudes that turned him pro decide if he's relevant or not.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: slogant-shirt on October 12, 2012, 04:00:13 AM
remember he's pro for baker, they'll turn anything pro
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Pooch on October 12, 2012, 04:26:34 AM
remember he's pro for baker, they'll turn anything pro

anything?


(http://imageshack.us/a/img707/7176/turdj.jpg)
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Dontfearthereefer on October 12, 2012, 04:30:59 AM
his baker 3 part was fuckin wicked
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: asakusa75 on October 12, 2012, 05:27:33 AM
Even if he only has one trick he will be doing better than all of us on here.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: finknoos on October 12, 2012, 05:39:08 AM
his baker 3 part was fuckin wicked

Yeah but that was only one minute fifty seven seconds, totally doesnt count brah
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: PsychOut on October 12, 2012, 05:53:13 AM
dude is fucking awesome and super nice, he just had an emerica part and shake junt part, id rather watch him then Shane Heyl, Spanky, Jeff. this thread should be, do you think Shane Heyl will do any other tricks then noseslides and shuv tricks in the new baker video

Braydon Szafranski Stay Gold B-side (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZODozaWDWfA#)

braydon szafranski baker3 part (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTZd89F1Wxk#)
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on October 12, 2012, 06:31:38 AM
Im totally okay with short parts as long as every trick is a banger and its paced right.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Stanley Hol on October 12, 2012, 07:18:24 AM
Say what you want about his 'personality' but his trick selection is pretty strong.
Always committed and decent to watch - 5-0 bigspin out, front blunt bs flip out, cab flips, front tail fs flip out, kf shifty (slap cover) all solid.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: AdrianLopez on October 12, 2012, 07:24:26 AM
So fellas, will Braydon Szafranski finally have a part that breaks into the two-minute realm? The odds are stacked against him, but remember, he is a Vegas local and suckers win in Sin City daily.

Vote away!

Who are you? The skateboard police?
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Schmaltz on October 12, 2012, 07:43:40 AM
Better question, will Shane Heyl be screaming into the fucking camera during his whole part? I think yes. Also I never get disappointed by a Spanky part. No homo
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: ivegotlevitation on October 12, 2012, 08:53:26 AM
Quality over quantity with this guy. I've never seen any Braydon footage that I was unimpressed with.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: dankradschwag on October 12, 2012, 09:17:20 AM
He's not gonna have a part, dude's been off for a while now.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Fongstarr. on October 12, 2012, 09:24:02 AM
Baker 3 set the bar for him and everything after that hasn't been the same.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: ZEBRA on October 12, 2012, 09:47:46 AM
Braydon's sick. I would like to see a full part, but if not, who cares.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: cant stop on October 12, 2012, 10:04:38 AM
dude is fucking awesome and super nice, he just had an emerica part and shake junt part, id rather watch him then Shane Heyl, Spanky, Jeff. this thread should be, do you think Shane Heyl will do any other tricks then noseslides and shuv tricks in the new baker video

Braydon Szafranski Stay Gold B-side (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZODozaWDWfA#)

braydon szafranski baker3 part (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTZd89F1Wxk#)

I always wonder why the tailslide 270 out in the middlie of the kinked rail didn't made it to his stay gold part. That shit is ender material.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: stephendedalus on October 12, 2012, 10:40:22 AM
Im totally okay with short parts as long as every trick is a banger and its paced right.

Always liked Austin Stephen's part in 'This Is Skateboarding.'
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: brent on October 12, 2012, 10:42:59 AM
i saw him last week and he was wearing a puma half shirt
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: TrainWreck on October 12, 2012, 11:14:18 AM
i saw him last week and he was wearing a puma half shirt

haha, thats like totally him ... he always comes up with this crazy styling ideas.

Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Justin Hoard on October 12, 2012, 11:41:10 AM
His junt part was over 2 minutes i'm sure. and even though that song was terrible the skating in that is pretty damn good. Say what you will about him braydon rips. and he seems like a cool dude who just likes to have fun and skate. Don't know why people get hated on do often for doing that.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Mark Renton on October 12, 2012, 12:00:34 PM
It's all about the quality, who cares how long it is man, antwuan dixon baker 3 is a vivid example
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: zoltan on October 12, 2012, 12:01:02 PM
maybe nobody wants to see more than 1:50 of this guy at a time.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: skateohio on October 12, 2012, 12:40:23 PM
His skatn is whatev, Been waitin for his sex tape w Erica to drop
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Paul Cicero on October 12, 2012, 03:12:07 PM
remember he's pro for baker, they'll turn anything pro

Knob.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: KP on October 12, 2012, 03:26:23 PM
Quote from: Stanley Hol  link=topic=65290.msg1768548#msg1768548 date=1350051504
Say what you want about his 'personality' but his trick selection is pretty strong.
Always committed and decent to watch - 5-0 bigspin out, front blunt bs flip out, cab flips, front tail fs flip out, kf shifty (slap cover) all solid.
agree on that. that's why i hope he's gonna have a good part
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: doomstation55 on October 12, 2012, 05:24:09 PM
I hate kf bs shiftys.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Paletta on October 12, 2012, 08:11:26 PM
This thread sucks. Since when did a part have to be over 2 minutes to be legit and for the skater to remain pro.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: john2010hill on October 12, 2012, 09:02:03 PM
who fucking cares?!

he will bang your girl and then drink a budweiser.

omg he got da thumbs down from slap his career is ruin'd. he better start rolling up his pants and wearing gravis shoes.. only then will u be accepted. or he could just skate in new york.

"legit" skate part, bro.

he will bang your girl and then drink a budweiser.....is this asher roth?
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Paul Cicero on October 12, 2012, 10:13:06 PM
I hate kf bs shiftys.

Even his Baker 3 ender?

That was fucking amazing.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: sid vicious on October 12, 2012, 10:54:15 PM
braydon's super cool guy and f'n rips.

i'd rather watch him have a solid short part of bangers than heyl yelling and spanky struggling......he's next off emerica too!!
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: crobar on October 13, 2012, 12:13:39 AM
SHANE HEYL SOTY 2084
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: hankmasterflex on October 13, 2012, 02:47:27 AM
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who fucking cares?!

he will bang your girl and then drink a budweiser.

omg he got da thumbs down from slap his career is ruin'd. he better start rolling up his pants and wearing gravis shoes.. only then will u be accepted. or he could just skate in new york.

"legit" skate part, bro.
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he will bang your girl and then drink a budweiser.....is this asher roth?

nah, braydon never went to college.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: toque on October 13, 2012, 09:45:32 PM
Something about braydon's whole shtick just gets on my nerves.  I hate looking at his face and hearing him talk.  He's good at skating though. 

Hyped for Spanky's part. 
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: bentmode on October 14, 2012, 11:14:48 AM
I'll give 5 seconds to take this bet at even money.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: doomstation55 on October 14, 2012, 12:45:19 PM
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I hate kf bs shiftys.
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Even his Baker 3 ender?

That was fucking amazing.

Yes, it looked just like a kickflip with a little bit of forced style. I tried my best to think of a good kf bs shifty, but the only one I can think of is spanky's in this is skateboarding.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: pica on October 14, 2012, 01:32:25 PM
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I hate kf bs shiftys.
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Even his Baker 3 ender?

That was fucking amazing.
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Yes, it looked just like a kickflip with a little bit of forced style. I tried my best to think of a good kf bs shifty, but the only one I can think of is spanky's in this is skateboarding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC2UJ_4fUco&feature=player_embedded#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC2UJ_4fUco&feature=player_embedded#!)

1:07
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: doublesteveburger on October 14, 2012, 04:55:05 PM
Reynolds' frontside shifty flip down macba 4 in 'this is skateboarding'
or the same trick in the same part when hendrix sings 'loneliness is such a... drag' and his hand drags.


classic shit right there
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: GarglesCmen on October 14, 2012, 06:44:35 PM
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who fucking cares?!

he will bang your girl and then drink a budweiser.

omg he got da thumbs down from slap his career is ruin'd. he better start rolling up his pants and wearing gravis shoes.. only then will u be accepted. or he could just skate in new york.

"legit" skate part, bro.
[close]

You analogy is off-base and regular.

He's never had a part over two minutes long, which makes this thread 100% relevant. He's pro, the least he could do is put out a part longer than you last in bed you two-minute bitch.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Tarela on October 15, 2012, 10:21:56 AM
I think were all missing the point here...did twan have footage in this video?!?
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: DBrown901 on October 15, 2012, 10:47:12 PM
I think were all missing the point here...did twan have footage in this video?!?
Do we really need an answer for this question?
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on October 15, 2012, 11:21:06 PM
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I hate kf bs shiftys.
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Even his Baker 3 ender?

That was fucking amazing.
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Yes, it looked just like a kickflip with a little bit of forced style. I tried my best to think of a good kf bs shifty, but the only one I can think of is spanky's in this is skateboarding.

Not a big fan of the trick but kickflip with forced style? Come on, takes a lot of talent to force a big fat proper shifty flip like that.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: zuma on October 15, 2012, 11:49:57 PM
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I hate kf bs shiftys.
[close]

Even his Baker 3 ender?

That was fucking amazing.
[close]

Yes, it looked just like a kickflip with a little bit of forced style. I tried my best to think of a good kf bs shifty, but the only one I can think of is spanky's in this is skateboarding.
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Not a big fan of the trick but kickflip with forced style? Come on, takes a lot of talent to force a big fat proper shifty flip like that.
hermans regular kickflips look like braydons baker 3 ender...
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: glassofOJ on October 25, 2012, 08:47:35 PM
The second poll option was stupid.


Mike Mo has had what One video prt and a bunch of random games of skate at The Berrics and he's getting pro shoes when people like Matt Miller is killing it (I said him because he's also on DC) aren't.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Kindu on October 25, 2012, 08:51:16 PM
Kindu-see,

Him-share-part
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Crazy Ralph on October 25, 2012, 09:03:47 PM
dude's footage was full on wack to me. late shuv that, feather flip this...and yes he does a well underqualified kf shifty again..shift without a return....i dont know man, ive read people being psyched on his shit but i dont get it. my homies and i do the shit he does in this part for fun...
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: cornholio on October 25, 2012, 10:24:04 PM
dude's footage was full on wack to me. late shuv that, feather flip this...and yes he does a well underqualified kf shifty again..shift without a return....i dont know man, ive read people being psyched on his shit but i dont get it. my homies and i do the shit he does in this part for fun...
I actually really enjoyed it. Something a little different. You and your homies rip.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Paul Cicero on October 26, 2012, 07:26:33 PM
dude's footage was full on wack to me. late shuv that, feather flip this...and yes he does a well underqualified kf shifty again..shift without a return....i dont know man, ive read people being psyched on his shit but i dont get it. my homies and i do the shit he does in this part for fun...

HAHAHA, lies!
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Snowman on October 27, 2012, 01:41:10 PM
The second poll option was stupid.


Mike Mo has had what One video prt and a bunch of random games of skate at The Berrics and he's getting pro shoes when people like Matt Miller is killing it (I said him because he's also on DC) aren't.

Mike Mo has his own shoe because he is the master of the 360 flip and has destroyed every realm of its existence.  He has the best looking one regular, switch, nollie and fakie.  He's done the most in a minute. Mike Mo Capaldi 360 Flip Record (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LetJBoJ5URc#)

He's even done two of them. Mike Mo 720 Flip (Landed) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNfaJXiOgc#)

He doesnt even need a skateboard to do one

And he can even do them without a real skateboard. Mike Mo can Tre Flip Anything! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLVljyfS_tg#ws)
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: ice nine on October 27, 2012, 01:45:39 PM
so braydons part was 1:30 long, but it has some pretty good stuff in it. dustin using the vans video as an excuse is bullshit. wish he had a full part.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: myrrh on October 27, 2012, 01:54:05 PM
so braydons part was 1:30 long, but it has some pretty good stuff in it. dustin using the vans video as an excuse is bullshit. wish he had a full part.

Did you see Dustins Shake Junt part??? That + the Vans video is a good enough excuse in my book.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: ice nine on October 27, 2012, 05:52:09 PM
true I did forget about shake junt. Dustin's always had some of the best parts in the baker vids, I was just being selfish.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: friendly dave on October 27, 2012, 06:02:42 PM
I actually liked his part. I'm down for casper flips and back foot flips.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: ivegotlevitation on October 27, 2012, 08:01:59 PM
I actually liked his part. I'm down for casper flips and back foot flips.

I liked it too. It's nice to see something different in Baker videos than 12-stair switch frontside flips.
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: Matze on October 31, 2012, 02:36:13 PM
1:35
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Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: brent on October 31, 2012, 02:43:58 PM
he looks like the british dennis the menace mixed with the american dennis the menace
Title: Re: Braydon over/under a 2:00 minute part in "Bake and Destroy"?
Post by: GAY on October 31, 2012, 02:49:50 PM
he looks like the british dennis the menace mixed with the american dennis the menace

Bad teeth with snot running down his face?