Tell your girlfriend to push out with her ring piece like she's trying to poo.
Lots of water-based lube (be a gentleman, don't skimp, get the good stuff).is there an online store?
If it smells or bleeds, try again later.
I'd also suggest sending me a pm with the video.Expand QuoteTell your girlfriend to push out with her ring piece like she's trying to poo.[close]
Max Hardcore, is that you?
A butthole. Didn't you learn about context clues in elementary school?is there an online store?Expand QuoteLots of water-based lube (be a gentleman, don't skimp, get the good stuff).
If it smells or bleeds, try again later.
I'd also suggest sending me a pm with the video.Expand QuoteTell your girlfriend to push out with her ring piece like she's trying to poo.[close]
Max Hardcore, is that you?[close]
whats a ring piece?
okay thank you ill do my best gentleman, I should return with a story for ya once I get that lube/febrezeA butthole. Didn't you learn about context clues in elementary school?Expand Quoteis there an online store?Expand QuoteLots of water-based lube (be a gentleman, don't skimp, get the good stuff).
If it smells or bleeds, try again later.
I'd also suggest sending me a pm with the video.Expand QuoteTell your girlfriend to push out with her ring piece like she's trying to poo.[close]
Max Hardcore, is that you?[close]
whats a ring piece?[close]
is there an online store?
nnnnoooo! they give that stuff out for free on campusExpand Quote
is there an online store?[close]
KY ultragel from the grocery store is good.
Online: http://www.adameve.com/sex-lubes/anal-sex-lubes/sp-system-jo-ho-anal-lubricant-11445.aspx (http://www.adameve.com/sex-lubes/anal-sex-lubes/sp-system-jo-ho-anal-lubricant-11445.aspx)
Don't buy astroglide.
Also, don't thrust at first - slide some in, wait until she feels comfortable, then put it in some more.
is there an online store?
I would like to hear GAY's opinion on this subject.
Make sure your ladyfriend uses an enema so you don't wind up creating a poocano topped off with an explosion of Santorum.
Expand QuoteMake sure your ladyfriend uses an enema so you don't wind up creating a poocano topped off with an explosion of Santorum.[close]
wise words from an otherwise stupid, irrelevant person.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteMake sure your ladyfriend uses an enema so you don't wind up creating a poocano topped off with an explosion of Santorum.[close]
wise words from an otherwise stupid, irrelevant person.[close]
who the fuck is this guy!?
Make sure your ladyfriend uses an enema so you don't wind up creating a poocano topped off with an explosion of Santorum.I find it hard to believe any girl would actually be down to do an enema
You'd be surprised. But she will never ever actually tell you about it and if you suggest it to her she will act disgusted.I find it hard to believe any girl would actually be down to do an enemaExpand QuoteMake sure your ladyfriend uses an enema so you don't wind up creating a poocano topped off with an explosion of Santorum.[close]
What's weird is the last girl I was seeing, I was doing her from behind without looking since I was laying next to her.
The next day she is acting weird, and I'm not sure why. Turns out I was putting it in her butt and I didn't even realize. So she was annoyed that I just put it in there without asking, but she didn't say anything while I was doing it. She got over it but it happened a couple of times more. I would not be looking and she would assume I was intentionally going for her butthole and I would end up putting it in her butt without realizing. It was surprising.
Expand QuoteWhat's weird is the last girl I was seeing, I was doing her from behind without looking since I was laying next to her.
The next day she is acting weird, and I'm not sure why. Turns out I was putting it in her butt and I didn't even realize. So she was annoyed that I just put it in there without asking, but she didn't say anything while I was doing it. She got over it but it happened a couple of times more. I would not be looking and she would assume I was intentionally going for her butthole and I would end up putting it in her butt without realizing. It was surprising.[close]
does this happen to be your girls butthole jgonzalez?
None of those motherfuckers are in jail, you could get them sent back to their original church though.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteWhat's weird is the last girl I was seeing, I was doing her from behind without looking since I was laying next to her.
The next day she is acting weird, and I'm not sure why. Turns out I was putting it in her butt and I didn't even realize. So she was annoyed that I just put it in there without asking, but she didn't say anything while I was doing it. She got over it but it happened a couple of times more. I would not be looking and she would assume I was intentionally going for her butthole and I would end up putting it in her butt without realizing. It was surprising.[close]
does this happen to be your girls butthole jgonzalez?[close]
for real. how do you enter an asshole without knowing it? your answer could get a lot of priests out of jail.
None of those motherfuckers are in jail, you could get them sent back to their original church though.Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteWhat's weird is the last girl I was seeing, I was doing her from behind without looking since I was laying next to her.
The next day she is acting weird, and I'm not sure why. Turns out I was putting it in her butt and I didn't even realize. So she was annoyed that I just put it in there without asking, but she didn't say anything while I was doing it. She got over it but it happened a couple of times more. I would not be looking and she would assume I was intentionally going for her butthole and I would end up putting it in her butt without realizing. It was surprising.[close]
does this happen to be your girls butthole jgonzalez?[close]
for real. how do you enter an asshole without knowing it? your answer could get a lot of priests out of jail.[close]
I kno I posted it b4, but I entered by accident once too. i did too big of a pull back on a thrust, and when I went back in it went right in her butt.I wouldn't have had any idea except she screamed and burst into tears and was furious/thought I did it on purpose.the next few times things got going she would stop right before sex and start crying saying she was worried it'd happen again.took a couple weeks to have sex again. Does that count as anal for me?I went all the way in, but it was under 1 second. And my gf had never done it or any anal play, in fact she was hairless/stankfree and looked like she had never pooed in her life.she was only 8 years old but stillExcuse me? Wa?
english isnt my first language, i meant it was 8 years past time:ago or whatever, you know?she was 25
my girl told me she wants to try it but i have to bring the lube. idk i feel like im getting the short end of this stick.
0) Clean her ass up first. Nobody wants to strike dirt. Ruins the moment...doesn't matter how high or drunk you are, it's over. Douche, douche and douche again.
1) Start small (for some of y'all this is a non-issue).
2) It's a brain thing. If she's not down, it's never going to be any fun.
3) Breathe
4) Tell her it's easier if she has a dick in her mouth and one in each hand at the same time.
Good luck fellas. If you're anxious just remember that Jesus is with you ALL THE TIME.
My girl and I have done anal a few times, but it's been awhile since we are both more turned on by the idea than the actual act. The last time we did was on her birthday, we were both pretty drunk and the next morning she didn't even remember and wasn't sore so I must have done something right.
I'll bold the important tips that have been overlooked or under-emphasized.
It's an obvious tip, booze is not only a social lubricant but it will loosen up the mind and body; get a good drunk on. After you start kissing and groping, proceed to go down on her. While she's getting really excited, take a finger to the outside of her butthole and massage as you're still going down. Phase out the massage for a minute and continue licking her puss, now sneak your tongue to the backdoor and keep licking away. Obviously you won't want to chomp at her ass if she hasn't showered, but you shouldn't want anal (or sex even) if she's dirty. If the idea of rimming disgusts you then anal isn't for you; why stick your dick somewhere your mouth won't go? The sneaky tongue should accomplish 2 things; she'll shut you down if she's not into having anal, but if she likes it then it will really turn her on. If you are getting green light signals now it's time to get a finger in there. Start with one finger and then try two, you shouldn't have to dwell too long with this, just ling enough to get a sense of how relaxed she is feeling. Now get the lube as mentioned by others and also put on a lubricated condom, start off slow and build to a steady rhythm, don't violently jackhammer hump!
Ass-to-mouth and ass-licking are two different things, get your vocabulary straight.Expand QuoteMy girl and I have done anal a few times, but it's been awhile since we are both more turned on by the idea than the actual act. The last time we did was on her birthday, we were both pretty drunk and the next morning she didn't even remember and wasn't sore so I must have done something right.
I'll bold the important tips that have been overlooked or under-emphasized.
It's an obvious tip, booze is not only a social lubricant but it will loosen up the mind and body; get a good drunk on. After you start kissing and groping, proceed to go down on her. While she's getting really excited, take a finger to the outside of her butthole and massage as you're still going down. Phase out the massage for a minute and continue licking her puss, now sneak your tongue to the backdoor and keep licking away. Obviously you won't want to chomp at her ass if she hasn't showered, but you shouldn't want anal (or sex even) if she's dirty. If the idea of rimming disgusts you then anal isn't for you; why stick your dick somewhere your mouth won't go? The sneaky tongue should accomplish 2 things; she'll shut you down if she's not into having anal, but if she likes it then it will really turn her on. If you are getting green light signals now it's time to get a finger in there. Start with one finger and then try two, you shouldn't have to dwell too long with this, just ling enough to get a sense of how relaxed she is feeling. Now get the lube as mentioned by others and also put on a lubricated condom, start off slow and build to a steady rhythm, don't violently jackhammer hump![close]
why? you ask, because i won't get any satisfaction in my dick whilst my tongue is licking her asshole.
you guys can skip the licking the butthole thing, unless you are like Random Matt and don't mind the old ass to mouth
a beautiful butthole is something nice to stick your togue into.
You guys are all doing it wrong
the actual act of analsex is not what is desierable for a man, its getting a girl to agree to let you put your penis in her asshole, after years and years of her being told it is wrong. so basically, its over rated.
Give her gift card for a free anal bleeding.fixed
Expand QuoteMake sure your ladyfriend uses an enema so you don't wind up creating a poocano topped off with an explosion of Santorum.[close]
wise words from an otherwise stupid, irrelevant person.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteMake sure your ladyfriend uses an enema so you don't wind up creating a poocano topped off with an explosion of Santorum.[close]
wise words from an otherwise stupid, irrelevant person.[close]
...but I love you!?!
Oh believe me GAY we're on the same page, if you know what I mean. ;)Expand QuoteYou guys are all doing it wrong[close]
Not all of us, my friend.
I came here because Sleepy Pancakes is gay.Oh believe me GAY we're on the same page, if you know what I mean. ;)Expand QuoteExpand QuoteYou guys are all doing it wrong[close]
Not all of us, my friend.[close]
i pulled my peter out and it was covered in poop, i've never done it again
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteExpand QuoteMake sure your ladyfriend uses an enema so you don't wind up creating a poocano topped off with an explosion of Santorum.[close]
wise words from an otherwise stupid, irrelevant person.[close]
...but I love you!?![close]
wow, it works with guys too!
Alright homie. Gonna drop the knowledge.I came here because Sleepy Pancakes is gay.Expand QuoteOh believe me GAY we're on the same page, if you know what I mean. ;)Expand QuoteExpand QuoteYou guys are all doing it wrong[close]
Not all of us, my friend.[close][close]
I was expecting a more colorful, insightful post with knowledge that no hetero man could give.
Oh, well.
i just had my first ever experience with this at 25. Ive never really been into ass play much, but i started on a whim with the new gf. fucking from behind, i just sorta popped it in there unannounced. not a great strategy, but she didnt really hate it. I wasnt super into it myself, but whatever try it all once right? When I pulled out, there was only a tiny fleck of poo on my dick. I flicked it off real quick, and went back to regular old boning. Thats supposed to be bad right? After a while, she ended up blowing me, and all i could think was ass to mouth, then atm, and then that one atm video with the weezer song "tired of sex." looking back that was a really odd night.
And no one has adoption scares.
Expand QuoteExpand QuoteWhat's weird is the last girl I was seeing, I was doing her from behind without looking since I was laying next to her.
The next day she is acting weird, and I'm not sure why. Turns out I was putting it in her butt and I didn't �even realize. So she was annoyed that I just put it in there without asking, but she didn't say anything while I was doing it. She got over it but it happened a couple of times more. I would not be looking and she would assume I was intentionally going for her butthole and I would end up putting it in her butt without realizing. �It was surprising.[close]
does this happen to be your girls butthole jgonzalez?[close]
for real. how do you enter an asshole without knowing it? your answer could get a lot of priests out of jail.
Expand Quotethe actual act of analsex is not what is desierable for a man, its getting a girl to agree to let you put your penis in her asshole, after years and years of her being told it is wrong. so basically, its over rated.[close]
A discussion I had at work once: What if chicks had two assholes, one you could fuck aside from the V and another she shat from. You'd still want to fuck her shitty asshole. My only incidents have been accidents, too awkward to bring up.
a good gay friend of mine gets orgasms while his boy fucks him in the ass. according to him this must be an awesome thing to have.
need to find a girl who wants to use one of these dildos two persons can use, but I'm sure I'll bail out when this situation happens haha.
Expand QuoteAnd no one has adoption scares.[close]
ORLY?
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a good gay friend of mine gets orgasms while his boy fucks him in the ass. according to him this must be an awesome thing to have.Sounds like someone didn't experiment much in college
need to find a girl who wants to use one of these dildos two persons can use, but I'm sure I'll bail out when this situation happens haha.
Expand Quotea good gay friend of mine gets orgasms while his boy fucks him in the ass. according to him this must be an awesome thing to have.
need to find a girl who wants to use one of these dildos two persons can use, but I'm sure I'll bail out when this situation happens haha.[close]
German
a good gay friend of mine gets orgasms while his boy fucks him in the ass. according to him this must be an awesome thing to have.
need to find a girl who wants to use one of these dildos two persons can use, but I'm sure I'll bail out when this situation happens haha.
fucking a chick in the ass is a good time!
haha, I just believe that 99,9% of us will never think about what they really want to do sexually because taboos and social boundries blockade sexual wishes and force us to think that you cannot do certain things. and a finger in a butt from a straight man is still seen as gay, which is seen as wrong. even people like the gipper, whose thoughts on politics and society are modern and open minded, can't deal with stuff like this. I have so many boundries in my head it's unbelievable, but I know that society, law and education are responsible for it.Hahaha.? Well said.Expand QuoteGermanExpand Quotea good gay friend of mine gets orgasms while his boy fucks him in the ass. according to him this must be an awesome thing to have.
need to find a girl who wants to use one of these dildos two persons can use, but I'm sure I'll bail out when this situation happens haha.[close][close]
haha, I just believe that 99,9% of us will never think about what they really want to do sexually because taboos and social boundries blockade sexual wishes and force us to think that you cannot do certain things. and a finger in a butt from a straight man is still seen as gay, which is seen as wrong. even people like the gipper, whose thoughts on politics and society are modern and open minded, can't deal with stuff like this. I have so many boundries in my head it's unbelievable, but I know that society, law and education are responsible for it.Expand QuoteHahaha.? Well said.Expand QuoteGermanExpand Quotea good gay friend of mine gets orgasms while his boy fucks him in the ass. according to him this must be an awesome thing to have.
need to find a girl who wants to use one of these dildos two persons can use, but I'm sure I'll bail out when this situation happens haha.[close][close][close]
Expand Quotei just had my first ever experience with this at 25. Ive never really been into ass play much, but i started on a whim with the new gf. fucking from behind, i just sorta popped it in there unannounced. not a great strategy, but she didnt really hate it. I wasnt super into it myself, but whatever try it all once right? When I pulled out, there was only a tiny fleck of poo on my dick. I flicked it off real quick, and went back to regular old boning. Thats supposed to be bad right? After a while, she ended up blowing me, and all i could think was ass to mouth, then atm, and then that one atm video with the weezer song "tired of sex." looking back that was a really odd night.[close]
that's kind of a shitty tip man
sleepypancakes, GAY! can I get some clarification? I was told by my cousin(who is gay), that the reason why anal sex is pleasurable for men is that the pitcher's dick rubs on the catcher's prostate? Is this true?That is indeed what happens
hey Gay or sleepy, I have a question. It's kind of to do with the topic, but does having an EnemaI don't fucking know man. Ask a doctor
help with your Large Intestines health?
That is indeed what happensExpand Quotesleepypancakes, GAY! can I get some clarification? I was told by my cousin(who is gay), that the reason why anal sex is pleasurable for men is that the pitcher's dick rubs on the catcher's prostate? Is this true?[close]I don't fucking know man. Ask a doctorExpand Quotehey Gay or sleepy, I have a question. It's kind of to do with the topic, but does having an Enema
help with your Large Intestines health?[close]