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Title: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: odd_nosdam on January 28, 2013, 03:33:39 PM: Bam Test 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRgkqerUJik&feature=youtu.be#ws)

:o
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: The Human Condom on January 28, 2013, 03:42:20 PM: "This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on nudity or sexual content."
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: odd_nosdam on January 28, 2013, 03:46:05 PM: wow that sucks i literally just watched it..but pretty much its him rapping over weird music with dubstep mixed in, mainly him talking about how he wants to "bend his dick backwards and fuck himself in the asshole"...not kidding. Plus him fucking some chick in the trunk of a car, dancing in the desert, and some other pretty weird shit.
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 28, 2013, 04:01:09 PM: I don't think anybody here really likes bam
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: ben shraider on January 28, 2013, 04:10:51 PM: Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on January 28, 2013, 04:01:09 PM
I don't think anybody here really likes bam

Fuck you and anybody who hates bam.!
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: oldgoodburger on January 28, 2013, 04:17:21 PM: Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on January 28, 2013, 04:01:09 PM
I don't think anybody here really likes bam
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: Dontfearthereefer on January 28, 2013, 04:22:26 PM: isnt bam married? why would he be banging someone not his wife?

even more reason to dislike bam
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: odd_nosdam on January 28, 2013, 04:25:29 PM: Bam Margera - Bend my dick to my ass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnrrHfSYoi4#ws)

found another copy of the video, not saying i like bam at all, this is just ridiculous what the fuck is he thinking
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: Andrew on January 28, 2013, 04:32:21 PM: Quote from: odd_nosdam on January 28, 2013, 03:46:05 PM
mainly him talking about how he wants to "bend his dick backwards and fuck himself in the asshole"

i thought maybe you were exaggerating but wow that is actually the title of the video
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: via on January 28, 2013, 04:33:24 PM: White people ironically rapping is the least funny joke ever. This is no exception.
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: Shazamsung on January 28, 2013, 04:35:18 PM: That IS his wife in the video, right? I remember her being pretty hot and being in Playboy...

Why is Bam rapping? Why does he want to fuck himself when that chick is right there? What the hell is happening? God Damn Obama.
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: era on January 28, 2013, 04:37:28 PM: Dico tribute? A shitty one. No one can be on Brandon Dicamillo's level.
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: GershonSweaty on January 28, 2013, 04:43:47 PM: Damn sight catcher than anything J-rog has put out.
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: able on January 28, 2013, 04:48:04 PM: I just saw him pee into his own mouth. That was pretty cool
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: foureyedjim on January 28, 2013, 04:56:08 PM: I'm actually surprised a human being has remained married to this man for this long
Power of love, I guess ???
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: spaghetti on January 28, 2013, 05:05:27 PM: Quote from: foureyedjim on January 28, 2013, 04:56:08 PM
I'm actually surprised a human being has remained married to this man for this long
Power of love, I guess ???

Actually he got a divorce last year, this is apparently his girlfriend.
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: doomstation55 on January 28, 2013, 05:17:00 PM: His (ex) wife.

(http://www.freeporndumpster.com/images/0832217/10019_1.jpg)

(http://www.freeporndumpster.com/images/0832217/10020_7.jpg)

(http://www.freeporndumpster.com/images/0832217/09904_18.jpg)
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: odd_nosdam on January 28, 2013, 05:40:15 PM: gotta love it
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: vans man on January 28, 2013, 05:46:33 PM: Just stop bam... It was funny when you were 17 and running over shit in your oldsmobile. No one thinks your funny for acting like a young teenager when your like almost 35 or somethin
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: nutsack nipples on January 28, 2013, 05:49:57 PM: Quote from: vans man on January 28, 2013, 05:46:33 PM
Just stop bam... It was funny when you were 17 and running over shit in your oldsmobile. No one thinks your funny for acting like a young teenager when your like almost 35 or somethin

essentially my life in a nutshell
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: augustmoon on January 28, 2013, 06:13:40 PM: this is sad
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: KillerStokagebroface on January 28, 2013, 06:24:15 PM: Skeletor and Beast-Man - Snotr (http://www.snotr.com/video/132)

This isnt his first homo-erotic rodeo
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 28, 2013, 06:30:49 PM: Quote from: ben shraider on January 28, 2013, 04:10:51 PM
Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on January 28, 2013, 04:01:09 PM
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I don't think anybody here really likes bam
[close]

Fuck you and anybody who hates bam.!
bend my dick and fuck my own ass?
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: pica on January 28, 2013, 06:35:58 PM: a chubby bam pulling a j-rog in this one. i'll applaud you when you popoo into your own mouth.

other than that: Bam Toy Machine Jump off a Building (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iTD15-ZY3c#ws)
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: HeavyweightLurker on January 28, 2013, 09:20:38 PM: Quote from: pica on January 28, 2013, 06:35:58 PM
a chubby bam pulling a j-rog in this one. i'll applaud you when you popoo into your own mouth.

other than that: Bam Toy Machine Jump off a Building (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iTD15-ZY3c#ws)

Best Video Bam has ever done, after that it goes only downhill....
in a really bad way.

in the last video he look like the new Dave Duncan...
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on January 28, 2013, 10:27:09 PM: It was funny until he started pissing in his own mouth.

but yeah,

Bam Margera-Jump off a Building(Good Quality) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsMegEdGJX4#)

still crazy/cool/sad/funny how torturing the people he loved got him so far in life
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: ZEBRA on January 28, 2013, 10:29:25 PM: 1. Pretty sure this a joke.

2. He looks more and more like Phil everyday. Haha
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: BoAtZ on January 28, 2013, 11:09:27 PM: Bam the new j. casanova?!? Look up "Fuckface Unstoppable" for more...this shit is hilarious

Bam Margera as Fuckface Unstoppable w/CKY - "All My Friends are DEAD" by Turbonegro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqLOmxNohNk#ws)
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: wallieD on January 29, 2013, 12:13:44 AM: http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/police-escort-jackass-star-bam-margera-from-hotel-after-painting-party/story-e6frf7jo-1226564473111 (http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/police-escort-jackass-star-bam-margera-from-hotel-after-painting-party/story-e6frf7jo-1226564473111)
(http://[url=https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-vs3_1777BkM5MXSLCqY1DDullGGVBgUfAC_mhUykzAcGPNUlhA]https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-vs3_1777BkM5MXSLCqY1DDullGGVBgUfAC_mhUykzAcGPNUlhA[/url]) he is so badazz (https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-vs3_1777BkM5MXSLCqY1DDullGGVBgUfAC_mhUykzAcGPNUlhA)
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: johnnymousedoom on January 29, 2013, 12:22:38 AM: I fucking hate the following things:
Bam
the op
and now my life for listening to 20 seconds of that shit
fuck you.
Peace.
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on January 29, 2013, 02:21:01 AM: Quote from: GershonSweaty on January 28, 2013, 04:43:47 PM
Damn sight catcher than anything J-rog has put out.

^^^
he's got a point
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: Bitter on January 29, 2013, 06:31:29 AM: I just got a FB invite to one of his shows. North American tour. Apparently for extra $40 you get to meet Bam. Found this set online. They cover GG Allin, so I guess there's something redeeming about this mess.

BAM MARGERA & FUCKFACE UNSTOPPABLE FULL SHOW @ THE IRONWORKS PITTSBURGH PA 11-16-2012 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIlGPQiACKs#)
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Post by: pointandclick on January 29, 2013, 07:21:03 AM: one of the worst things ive ever heard or seen.
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: ScreamingHand on January 29, 2013, 11:26:50 AM: i just titty fucked my butt cheeks. pm me for the footage
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: AssBandit on January 29, 2013, 11:29:30 AM: honestly the most catchy song i've ever heard. and be real everyone, haven't you ever tried?

i sure haven't....
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: otis shredding on January 29, 2013, 01:27:42 PM: so HIM is out and dub step is in? this is fucking bullshit! ill brb going to rip the wings of a butterfly out of pure rage.
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on January 29, 2013, 01:44:10 PM: His poor attempt at being funny left everyone half thinking he is serious.
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: L33Tg33k on January 29, 2013, 02:08:48 PM: ...my dick's too short.
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: sleepypancakes on January 29, 2013, 04:39:02 PM: Hi I'm Bam Margera and I'll do whatever it takes for attention.
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: GarglesCmen on January 29, 2013, 05:13:04 PM: Tower of Gayyyyyyyy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVohBBNYOks#ws)
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: Paletta on January 29, 2013, 05:18:08 PM: Quote from: otis shredding on January 29, 2013, 01:27:42 PM
so HIM is out and dub step is in? this is fucking bullshit! ill brb going to rip the wings of a butterfly out of pure rage.
hahaha made my morning for some reason
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: paraquat on January 29, 2013, 05:21:22 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsMegEdGJX4
lets all remember a simpler time.
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: mr cheese on January 30, 2013, 12:46:57 AM: date=1359447758]
I fucking hate the following things:
Bam
the op
and now my life for listening to 20 seconds of that shit
fuck you.
Peace.
[/quote] this is just for you!
Bam Margera-THIS IS MY ELEMENT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFzzPtLuFI0#)
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: Bitter on January 30, 2013, 06:38:34 AM: Bam to host a game show on TBS...

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2013/01/23/new-bam-margera-show-on-tbs/1859687/ (http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2013/01/23/new-bam-margera-show-on-tbs/1859687/)
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: corto on January 31, 2013, 12:22:42 AM: He's got a sexy ass girlfriend.
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: mr cheese on January 31, 2013, 12:42:18 AM: this just shows bam does not give a fuck
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: The Human Condom on January 31, 2013, 12:56:36 AM: Bam Margera, what will he do next?
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: busch on January 31, 2013, 03:01:04 PM: Has Bam ever built or helped build anything at FDR?
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: cornyindiandoctor on January 31, 2013, 05:56:13 PM: Bam Margera was before my time plus he sucks at skating he just drops in on stuff
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Post by: skateboardpizza on January 31, 2013, 06:50:03 PM: tittyfuck my butt cheeks , best thing ive ever heard
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: ellettskate on January 31, 2013, 06:58:15 PM: maybe bloodhound gang will come back and open for him.
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: alka-seltzer on January 31, 2013, 07:05:47 PM: Quote from: L33Tg33k on January 29, 2013, 02:08:48 PM
...my dick's too short.
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: midwestmiddleman on January 31, 2013, 11:33:10 PM: Quote from: The Human Condom on January 31, 2013, 12:56:36 AM
Bam Margera, what will he do next?
8)noicee
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: johnnymousedoom on February 01, 2013, 01:11:48 AM: Quote from: mr cheese on January 30, 2013, 12:46:57 AM
date=1359447758]
I fucking hate the following things:
Bam
the op
and now my life for listening to 20 seconds of that shit
fuck you.
Peace.
this is just for you!
Bam Margera-THIS IS MY ELEMENT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFzzPtLuFI0#)
[/quote]
this sucks. one minute of him being a jerkwad
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: Pearl on February 02, 2013, 12:25:18 AM: JACKASS 3D DELETED SCENES - (Bam Margera) Bad Parking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OEPKj3zDBA#ws)
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: ROCKxADIO420 on February 02, 2013, 11:56:46 AM: backin it
Title: Re: saw this and thought my slap pals would enjoy it...I give you Bam test 2
Post by: RK on February 02, 2013, 01:14:14 PM: Quote from: Pearl on February 02, 2013, 12:25:18 AM
JACKASS 3D DELETED SCENES - (Bam Margera) Bad Parking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OEPKj3zDBA#ws)

That's fucking perfect.

Edit: This one's awesome too

http://youtu.be/Sb4esu1EbxA (http://youtu.be/Sb4esu1EbxA)
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Post by: snowman888 on February 02, 2013, 10:10:53 PM: ryun dunn goof
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Post by: Bitter on March 12, 2013, 11:51:37 AM: Another music video just came out. From bad to worst...

Bam Margera as Fuckface Unstoppable -- "That's Why I Fucked Your Mom" Official Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ccBTWFsh23w#ws)
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Post by: wallieD on March 12, 2013, 12:30:24 PM: Quote from: Bitter on March 12, 2013, 11:51:37 AM
Another music video just came out. From bad to worst...

Bam Margera as Fuckface Unstoppable -- "That's Why I Fucked Your Mom" Official Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ccBTWFsh23w#ws)

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ryan-Dunn-Why-Couldnt-It-Have-Been-Bam-Margera/107684759324688 (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ryan-Dunn-Why-Couldnt-It-Have-Been-Bam-Margera/107684759324688)