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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Matze on September 05, 2013, 05:41:32 AM
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Scarlett Johansson is all set to walk down the aisle for the second time after getting engaged to her French journalist boyfriend of nine months. The stunning actress was seen flaunting a vintage art deco diamond ring at the Venice Film Festival this week, which her beau Romain Dauriac is said to have given her when he popped the question a month ago. The 28-year-old’s spokesman Marcel Pariseau said: "I can confirm that Scarlett and Romain are engaged. They haven't chosen a date for the wedding." The couple who began dating in November last year after being introduced by mutual friends are said to be “very happy” according to a source close to them. The Under the Skin star, 28 who was previously married to Ryan Reynolds for two years before their divorce was finalised in June 2011, had earlier said she “liked being married” but hinted at not being interested in tying the knot again.Sparkler: Johansson's vintage art deco diamond ring. She said: "I never think about marriage. Is that weird? The only time I ever think about it is when people ask me. It's really not important to me."However, tables seemed to have turned for the Avengers actress who made a rather hasty exit with her fiancée from the Italian city following the news surrounding her engagement.
http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/scarlett-johansson-engaged-to-french-beau-romain-dauriac-8799412.html (http://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/scarlett-johansson-engaged-to-french-beau-romain-dauriac-8799412.html)
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somebody read commerical d`s "pick up artistry" thread and will easleys flirting tips.
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how does a journalist become that rich ? and why does he have a spokesperson ? wtf
congrats to the both of them , not like I was gonna land her anyways . Best wishes to them !
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He was the redactor of a french magazine called Clark, and I could be wrong, but he may have participated in an old french skateboard magazine called Tricks.
I'm not sure at all, but that guy may have been a skater around Paris back in the late 90s.
I'd like some confirmation or correction from someone who knows better than me about that.
EDIT: I'm probably wrong, must some confusion with another guy that worked for Clark. this guy is only 31, and tricks disappeared around 2002-2004
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Obviously this proves that American girls love Euro dudes and diamonds, Matze. I don't know why you're bummed, just get a diamond.
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thanks for the kind words, I'll make sure to book a flight for us next year. my accent is so german that's it's going o be pretty easy to get some hollywood chicks. bummed that scarlett isn't a virgin anymore.
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This dude was slappy nosesliddin at Trocadero way bacc.
He showed Lee and Gonz the inner Paris. His dad work with Francois Truffaut and Claude Chabrol as a screenwriter.
He deserve Scarlette Johanne, but no not really.
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thanks for the kind words, I'll make sure to book a flight for us next year. my accent is so german that's it's going o be pretty easy to get some hollywood chicks. bummed that scarlett isn't a virgin anymore.
One of my neurotic ? behaviors is that when I meet new chicks I get really pissed off that they have slept with other people befor , I never tell them ofcourse and I get over it . Specialy since its a really weird thing to be thinking about in that way . Ofcourse they have slept with somebody ells and I dont think I would have liked them to be virgin
Just pisses me off that somebody ells was sexing that person . I usualy tell them I dont want to know anything about their ex's though
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she has a reputation for being a serious pain in the ass. maybe you dodged a bullet Matze
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Of course she's a pain in the ass.
Look at her, living the glamour life...She's elitist without even trying, that means she's the backbone of conformity and art trought corporations.
Woody Allen inc.
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how does a journalist become that rich ? and why does he have a spokesperson ? wtf
congrats to the both of them , not like I was gonna land her anyways . Best wishes to them !
First thing I thought too...this guy ain't lasting either though. 3rd time's the charm.
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Her personality seems annoying. No one should be jealous. There's a reason Ryan Reynolds ditched her.
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thanks for the kind words, I'll make sure to book a flight for us next year. my accent is so german that's it's going o be pretty easy to get some hollywood chicks. bummed that scarlett isn't a virgin anymore.
One of my neurotic ? behaviors is that when I meet new chicks I get really pissed off that they have slept with other people befor , I never tell them ofcourse and I get over it . Specialy since its a really weird thing to be thinking about in that way . Ofcourse they have slept with somebody ells and I dont think I would have liked them to be virgin
Just pisses me off that somebody ells was sexing that person . I usualy tell them I dont want to know anything about their ex's though
The virgin/whore dichotomy rages on.
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how does a journalist become that rich ? and why does he have a spokesperson ? wtf
congrats to the both of them , not like I was gonna land her anyways . Best wishes to them !
First thing I thought too...this guy ain't lasting either though. 3rd time's the charm.
So there's hope for you yet Matze!
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What did Bill Murray whisper to Scarlett Johansson? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qoCUcgsJW0#ws)
:'(
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What did Bill Murray whisper to Scarlett Johansson? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qoCUcgsJW0#ws)
:'(
Not sure that is real , could be fake .
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she has a reputation for being a serious pain in the ass. maybe you dodged a bullet Matze
If I know Matze, he wants to cause a pain in her ass. ;)
One of my neurotic ? behaviors is that when I meet new chicks I get really pissed off that they have slept with other people befor , I never tell them ofcourse and I get over it . Specialy since its a really weird thing to be thinking about in that way . Ofcourse they have slept with somebody ells and I dont think I would have liked them to be virgin
Just pisses me off that somebody ells was sexing that person . I usualy tell them I dont want to know anything about their ex's though
I know you realize this is absurd, and I understand getting some irks, but for the sake of humanity, drop that as best you can. No questions about the past; just enjoy that you are experiencing the end result of many years of practice at blowjobs.
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thanks for the kind words, I'll make sure to book a flight for us next year. my accent is so german that's it's going o be pretty easy to get some hollywood chicks. bummed that scarlett isn't a virgin anymore.
I bet her bum is still virgin territory.
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Speculating
Ladies
Anal
Penetration
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TATTOOED CHICKS LIKE IT IN THE ASS
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If she smokes, she pokes.
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If I had his address, I would make this into a postcard and mail it to him.
http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/ (http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/)
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she has a reputation for being a serious pain in the ass. maybe you dodged a bullet Matze
If I know Matze, he wants to cause a pain in her ass. ;)
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One of my neurotic ? behaviors is that when I meet new chicks I get really pissed off that they have slept with other people befor , I never tell them ofcourse and I get over it . Specialy since its a really weird thing to be thinking about in that way . Ofcourse they have slept with somebody ells and I dont think I would have liked them to be virgin
Just pisses me off that somebody ells was sexing that person . I usualy tell them I dont want to know anything about their ex's though
I know you realize this is absurd, and I understand getting some irks, but for the sake of humanity, drop that as best you can. No questions about the past; just enjoy that you are experiencing the end result of many years of practice at blowjobs.
So many times this. Is any girl good at blowjobs right away? I've suffered from too many inexperience fellatists. Is that even a word? Whats the opposite of a cunning linguist?
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my tongue +
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fun in the usa.
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she has a reputation for being a serious pain in the ass. maybe you dodged a bullet Matze
If I know Matze, he wants to cause a pain in her ass. ;)
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One of my neurotic ? behaviors is that when I meet new chicks I get really pissed off that they have slept with other people befor , I never tell them ofcourse and I get over it . Specialy since its a really weird thing to be thinking about in that way . Ofcourse they have slept with somebody ells and I dont think I would have liked them to be virgin
Just pisses me off that somebody ells was sexing that person . I usualy tell them I dont want to know anything about their ex's though
I know you realize this is absurd, and I understand getting some irks, but for the sake of humanity, drop that as best you can. No questions about the past; just enjoy that you are experiencing the end result of many years of practice at blowjobs.
I do realise what you are saying . And most I tell them about it is that I dont like talking about my exes and their exes , or the sex they had or I had with somebody ells . This is now and the past is the past , fresh start
But in my head thinking about it , or seeing a ex I still like with somebody ells , just makes my head want to explode
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That's more understandable. Most people probably prefer to not think of that (save swingers and cuckolds and stuff). But there are people who get downright pissed at their partners for ever being with someone before them and think that it's ok to do so. Which just makes no sense.
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my tongue +
(http://www.cuatro.com/las-mananas-de-cuatro/scarlett_johansson-ashton_kutcher-demi_moore-desnudos-red-hacker_MDSVID20110916_0051_11.jpg) =
fun in the usa.
Man...bitches sure can't stay away from taking naked photos. I swear I saw on some website that she had the #1 most topped leaked nude photo.
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The real question is will I ever meet a girl that's also a virgin?
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The real question is will I ever meet a girl that's also a virgin?
Go join a christian cult and it shouldn't be a problem. Might have to settle for the leader's scraps but there's still a chance there.
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I've never understood being angry because a girl you are getting with isn't a virgin, I mean, should she get mad at you for not being a virgin? The way I see it, she's been with the rest, now she's getting with the best. If the past dudes were good enough she probably would still be with them, but she's not, she's with me. Now, seeing a girl I am into getting with a new guy after she has gotten with me...that can be upsetting.
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I've never understood being angry because a girl you are getting with isn't a virgin, I mean, should she get mad at you for not being a virgin? The way I see it, she's been with the rest, now she's getting with the best. If the past dudes were good enough she probably would still be with them, but she's not, she's with me. Now, seeing a girl I am into getting with a new guy after she has gotten with me...that can be upsetting.
yeah pretty much this, although women who've been more mellow with their past dating is a lot more appealing to me. i.e. a girl whos only dated a few long-term boyfriends as opposed to a chick who's dated and/or "played the field" with a ton of guys. i dont care if shes not a virgin because if shes hot & desirable obviously someone has hit that by now, but i definitely dont like a chick thats been ran thru by a ton of guys.
also a chick getting with a new guy after you definitely sucks, but i swear that shit is 10x worse when she gets with your best friend. that shit'll hit you right in the feels.
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The real question is will I ever meet a girl that's also a virgin?
THREAD HIJACK
Let's get L33tg33k laid, everybody. We've done it before.
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I've never understood being angry because a girl you are getting with isn't a virgin, I mean, should she get mad at you for not being a virgin? The way I see it, she's been with the rest, now she's getting with the best. If the past dudes were good enough she probably would still be with them, but she's not, she's with me. Now, seeing a girl I am into getting with a new guy after she has gotten with me...that can be upsetting.
yeah pretty much this, although women who've been more mellow with their past dating is a lot more appealing to me. i.e. a girl whos only dated a few long-term boyfriends as opposed to a chick who's dated and/or "played the field" with a ton of guys. i dont care if shes not a virgin because if shes hot & desirable obviously someone has hit that by now, but i definitely dont like a chick thats been ran thru by a ton of guys.
also a chick getting with a new guy after you definitely sucks, but i swear that shit is 10x worse when she gets with your best friend. that shit'll hit you right in the feels.
This is a female that has married into my family. Of course, now, she's miss Christian holier than thou even if her past was BBC filled. It's okay. The person she married I know frequented strip joints and possibly hookers before her so they're a match made in heaven.
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The real question is will I ever meet a girl that's also a virgin?
THREAD HIJACK
Let's get L33tg33k laid, everybody. We've done it before.
I'm 1000% for this, but does dude at least shower and brush his teeth daily? I'd like it to be genuine for the guy and not us pitching $10 in to a paypal account for him to get an "escort."
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What is this from? Is there a video of it somewhere?
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Now, seeing a girl I am into getting with a new guy after she has gotten with me...that can be upsetting.
At least you'll have some consolation in knowing that the tongue she's putting in his mouth was in your butt hole first.
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What is this from? Is there a video of it somewhere?
I can't remember.
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The real question is will I ever meet a girl that's also a virgin?
THREAD HIJACK
Let's get L33tg33k laid, everybody. We've done it before.
I'm 1000% for this, but does dude at least shower and brush his teeth daily? I'd like it to be genuine for the guy and not us pitching $10 in to a paypal account for him to get an "escort."
No, no, nothing weird. Only a little weird. Coaching, encouragement, and connections. How do you feel about this, L33tg33k?
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Don't worry guys, I've been liking pictures of babes on Tinder all day long. I even got a match. I didn't say anything to her, but she must have liked my photos.
Honestly, I don't know what you guys could do for me outside of sending a hooker my way (don't want). Not trying to sound ungrateful or anything. Love you guys.
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What is this from? Is there a video of it somewhere?
I think it's from the film Micmacs, I couldn't find a link to the scene though.
MICMACS Official Trailer! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjKW0tG7I8s#)
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Don't worry guys, I've been liking pictures of babes on Tinder all day long. I even got a match. I didn't say anything to her, but she must have liked my photos.
Honestly, I don't know what you guys could do for me outside of sending a hooker my way (don't want). Not trying to sound ungrateful or anything. Love you guys.
Hookers are not good for you , its immoral and against all things right and just in the world . Get yourself a Callgirl , High class escorts !