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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: sebastian toombs on December 20, 2006, 09:09:26 PM
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interesting:
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm
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(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/perv.jpg)
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hahahahahaha.
"Strumpet finds sex talk completely irresistible and constantly forwards excruciatingly unfunny and lurid jokes to the discussion forum. She always manages to sprinkle conversations with references to private parts and will never let pass without comment any mention of the words "eat," "enter," "come," "rub," etc. She disregards the women and flirts with all the men, often bragging that she has a husband or boyfriend that expertly satisfies her putatively voracious sexual appetite, but forum members....er, participants...quickly conclude no husband or boyfriend exists. Should any Warrior challenge her directly Strumpet will disparage her attacker's sexual orientation and/or penis size. CAUTION: Strumpet may be a man."
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that was great. i could recognize so many of those characters on this messageboard.
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(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/ethnix.jpg)
"Ethnix is an extremely powerful Warrior who effectively wields his ethnic origins to undermine his opponents in battle. The accusation of racism immediately puts even the most powerful Warriors on the defensive, and Ethnix can use this weapon to deftly shift from defense to offense, keeping other Warriors off balance. Envious of Ethnix's power, Impostor will impersonate him when the opportunity arises. All Warriors are wary of Ethnix, but Weenie is particularly vulnerable to his power."
i wonder who that could be
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big dog and me-too is ymhy and mizzark perfectly
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SKMBST
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/atheist.jpg)
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Sanch
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/acne.jpg)
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Kelch
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/centurion.jpg)
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Donnie
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/bigcat.jpg)
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Uraguay
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/ferrouscranus.jpg)
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Nate
(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6634/1073216763lhg9wg3.jpg)
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S Town Holla
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/lonelyguy.jpg)
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looks like jack osbourne to me.
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Brooklyn Brawler
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/enfantprovocateur.jpg)
Enfant Provocateur likes to stir up trouble because...because, well...just because. This species of Flame Warrior is almost always young and male - it could be just a hormone thing.
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Me
(http://www.bottleguy.com/bottleguy.jpg)
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oh no you didn't!
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Cheazy-E / Magik
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/palooka.jpg)
Palooka will battle anyone, anytime, anywhere - he seems to love it, even though he always takes a beating. After a terrific pounding at the hands of, for example, Kung-Fu Master, he'll just struggle to his feet and wobble back into the ring. His astonishing ability to absorb punishment leads one to suspect that during his long Warrior career Palooka has taken a few too many punches. Often, as an act of mercy, Nanny will step in to stop the fight.
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zing!
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Slap Heads
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/howlers.jpg)
Howlers generally populate academic, technical or special interest forums. Newbies to such forums often wander in thinking they have found some devastating new argument or special insight on the forum topic on interest, but unless the forum has been recently formed an active discussion group will probably have heard and debated the argument at length. So instead of being welcomed into the bosom of the group the newcomer is forced to flee under a shower of invective.
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sk8nigga
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/lurker.jpg)
Lurker does not participate in normal forum discourse, but he's out there...watching, reading every message. He is usually quite harmless, and more often than not his silence reflects a natural reticence rather than sinister motives. If a fight breaks out he will quietly observe to avoid revealing his position. Occasionally, however, some mysterious impulse drives him to de-lurk and attack. This totally unexpected assault is universally regarded as an ambush, and other Warriors will turn on him savagely. Lurker seldom sticks around to fight it out, however, and after a brief exchange, he once again slips out of sight.
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steve urkel
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/loopy.jpg)
Loopy's messages are incomprehensible to all but himself.
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i thought that was keolo.
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Brooklyn Brawler
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/defiantnate/stealth.jpg)
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Mizzark
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/compost.jpg)
A weak Warrior with few weapons at his disposal Compost flings expletives and vulgarities to keep his opponent at bay. This tactical maneuver can occasionally rout especially sensitive combatants, such as Innocence Abused, but it is generally ineffective against more powerful Warriors. Nanny has little stomach for Compost's ordure and will quickly ban him from the forum.
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Nate Jackson
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/6516/bbnxe6yl6.jpg)
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Sanch
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/acne.jpg)
this suits him better
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/blowhard.jpg)
Blowhard feels the need to present his credentials before entering the fray - even if they are irrelevant to the discussion. For example, in a movie forum conflict he might attempt to settle the matter by saying, "As a Ph. D. candidate in particle physics I believe I can say with some authority that the 'Beavis and Butthead' movie represents the emergence of a new cultural paradigm." Huh?
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tonycoxhox
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/necromancer.jpg)
Necormancer has a supernatural ability to bring long-dead forum discussion threads back to life. After having been flogged to death the thread may have been deceased for many years, and bringing it back may have scant relevance to the current topic, yet Necromancer will unexpectedly exhume the thread’s rotting corpse, and strike horror in the forum as its grotesque form lurches into the discussion. The monster, instantly recognized by all who knew it in life, seems at first to breathe and have a pulse, but, alas, it is beyond Necromancer’s skill to fully restore the thread’s original vitality. The hideous apparition may frighten away some of the weaker Warriors or Warriors badly wounded in former battles, but the thread is only a shadow of its former self and very quickly expires.
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BROOKLYN BRAWLER
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/defiantnate/archivist.jpg)
Archivist saves and squirrels away each and every discussion forum message. Do you remember having a bad day back in 1996 when in one of your messages you may have said a few things that were...well, perhaps a little...hasty? Don't worry, Archivist still has it and will post it to the forum if you begin to get the upper hand in battle. Archivist can be a very immature bitch.
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better yet
mbl 89-1000
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/newbie.jpg)
Unsteady in his knowledge of computers and cyberculture Newbie perambulates the internet, blithely stumbling his way into discussion forums. He seldom reads the FAQs and is utterly clueless about the basics of netiquette. When engaged in battle Newbie's usual tactical gambit is to feign helplessness, often going limp or crying when cornered. While Newbie doesn't seek conflict he will lash out comically when his feelings are hurt. Most Warriors will either ignore Newbie or treat him with mild disdain, but a few, such as Jerk and Evil Clown, take special pleasure in torturing him. Others, especially Propeller Head and Xenophobe, have a particular animus against Newbie and view his bumbling as an affront that must be punished.
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Beautifull
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/troller.jpg)
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Nate, you actually found the best one.
Merry Christmas, you toodle bum!!!
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Magik
(http://www.stapelbaddsparken.se/img/diary/todd(1).jpg)
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Donnie
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/bigcat.jpg)
Fuck that's too funny hahaha
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big dog and me-too is ymhy and mizzark perfectly
thats bullshit I am the evil clown
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Beautifull
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/troller.jpg)
Dead on.
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on behalf of mizzark
s town holla.
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/fanboy.jpg)
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what happend to mizzark and s-town ?
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Slap Heads
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/howlers.jpg)
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Howlers generally populate academic, technical or special interest forums. Newbies to such forums often wander in thinking they have found some devastating new argument or special insight on the forum topic on interest, but unless the forum has been recently formed an active discussion group will probably have heard and debated the argument at length. So instead of being welcomed into the bosom of the group the newcomer is forced to flee under a shower of invective.
could also fit,
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/swarm.jpg)
A Swarm hive is almost impossible to detect. When a hapless victim stumbles on a forum that houses a Swarm and disturbs it with an offending message, the Swarm will erupt and fly at their victim from all directions. Taken one at a time the irrelevant, often mindless individual attacks can be easily brushed aside, but because of the sheer volume of the assault even the strongest Warriors must eventually yield. WARNING: Only those who are highly skilled in Swarm management techniques should attempt to wade into a Swarm hive. but even with protective clothing opposing Warriors should expect to suffer a few stings.
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Guile
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/xenophobe.jpg)
"you guys are ripping off the industry, thanks to scam artists like you skateboarding is going to dissapear. you should buy the book and support our industry, blah blah blah, stoops blah. *closes youtube*"
"and your capslock is stuck.....and you didnt do shit for the industry but claimed you did then backtracked and removed the comment so no one else would call you out......"
"I LOVE YOU MAGIK. YOUR SILLY SPELLING STYLE HAS CAPTURED MY EYES, MY HEART, AND MY SOUL. IF I CANT BE WITH YOU NO ONE CAN. TAKE ME!"
"i may not be able to help you guys with your rodent problem, but if anyone needs me to get rid of morons trying to sell things on the forum, apparently i can do that. *blows a kiss towards little sanchez* im gonna fuck you till you love me faggot."
"you guys sound like a bunch of jock fruits. "stellar bro"."
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great!! I loved it!
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do me do me do me
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nothing negative can ever be shown nor said for gest. my avatar thanks you.
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what the hell am i you goddamn savages
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S-Town is quite obviously target.
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(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/ethnix.jpg)
"Ethnix is an extremely powerful Warrior who effectively wields his ethnic origins to undermine his opponents in battle. The accusation of racism immediately puts even the most powerful Warriors on the defensive, and Ethnix can use this weapon to deftly shift from defense to offense, keeping other Warriors off balance. Envious of Ethnix's power, Impostor will impersonate him when the opportunity arises. All Warriors are wary of Ethnix, but Weenie is particularly vulnerable to his power."
i wonder who that could be
gest, you already did yourself.
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tonycoxhox
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/necromancer.jpg)
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Necormancer has a supernatural ability to bring long-dead forum discussion threads back to life. After having been flogged to death the thread may have been deceased for many years, and bringing it back may have scant relevance to the current topic, yet Necromancer will unexpectedly exhume the thread’s rotting corpse, and strike horror in the forum as its grotesque form lurches into the discussion. The monster, instantly recognized by all who knew it in life, seems at first to breathe and have a pulse, but, alas, it is beyond Necromancer’s skill to fully restore the thread’s original vitality. The hideous apparition may frighten away some of the weaker Warriors or Warriors badly wounded in former battles, but the thread is only a shadow of its former self and very quickly expires.
Oh just because I made that "Gay Pros thread".....
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on behalf of mizzark
s town holla.
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/fanboy.jpg)
more like jeremy klein
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on behalf of mizzark
s town holla.
(http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/fanboy.jpg)
Hook up shirt gave it away