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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: littlefuckboy on March 11, 2014, 07:37:02 PM
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can someone please find the video and post?
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is it a video of a fight, or is it a video of jon dickson kicking his ass?
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Is jon dickson deaf, cuz m.sinclair said nik mitlimo fights to death? On weekent buzz!
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is it a video of a fight, or is it a video of jon dickson kicking his ass?
you never know. Merlino seems to look for fights and has that AC Jersey trash thing going. I mean, Dickson would be an obvious favorite, but Merlino has some clear coordination and balls on his side. Dude did switch heel wallenberg.
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nick merlino is the worst.
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I still stand by my words that I would KO Merlino if he ever talks shit to me again
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I weigh twice as much as merlino I don't think kicking his ass would be a problem
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nick merlino is the worst.
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merlino looks like he'd get scrappy and bite someone's nose off
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merlino looks like he'd get scrappy and bite someone's nose off
Ya you never want to fight a crazy person
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I still stand by my words that I would KO Merlino if he ever talks shit to me again
o u still do? really? could U be up ur own ass anymore?
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I still stand by my words that I would KO Merlino if he ever talks shit to me again
don't even wait for him to talk shit, just run up on him and say 'hey, remember me? it's KUberry from kindergarten' and start wailing on him. make sure your friends put down their burgers to join the fray in case nick's boys wanna get some too. don't let them use the 'we just got snacks' excuse to bitch out.
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Nick merlino is my new fav. He should get a reality show
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Jon Dickson didn't look like the elephant man until Merlino fucked him up.
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I still wanna know why the sassy snoot ball leo romero slapped him,
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I still stand by my words that I would KO Merlino if he ever talks shit to me again
Sure you would. No one has ever lied about this type of thing on the Internet.
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I still stand by my words that I would KO Merlino if he ever talks shit to me again
What'd he say to you the first time bro?
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I love New Jersey, but I cannot support Nick Merlino in anyway.
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I still stand by my words that I would KO Merlino if he ever talks shit to me again
What'd he say to you the first time bro?
NM: "we have a crew here. Move."
Me: "Sorry but I had a reservation." (Packed sushi restaurant with my 5 year old waiting for my parents)
NM: "Fuck you! Fuck sushi! (Incoherent drunk babble)"
The rest of the night he kept making throat slitting gestures at me...sorry buddy but nobody starts shit over a table at a restaurant in front of my son.
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I still stand by my words that I would KO Merlino if he ever talks shit to me again
What'd he say to you the first time bro?
NM: "we have a crew here. Move."
Me: "Sorry but I had a reservation." (Packed sushi restaurant with my 5 year old waiting for my parents)
NM: "Fuck you! Fuck sushi! (Incoherent drunk babble)"
The rest of the night he kept making throat slitting gestures at me...sorry buddy but nobody starts shit over a table at a restaurant in front of my son.
nobody but nick merlino apparently. fuck sushi!
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So a dick fought a dickson. A family tragedy indeed.
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I still stand by my words that I would KO Merlino if he ever talks shit to me again
What'd he say to you the first time bro?
NM: "we have a crew here. Move."
Me: "Sorry but I had a reservation." (Packed sushi restaurant with my 5 year old waiting for my parents)
NM: "Fuck you! Fuck sushi! (Incoherent drunk babble)"
The rest of the night he kept making throat slitting gestures at me...sorry buddy but nobody starts shit over a table at a restaurant in front of my son.
Sounds like he did it and he got away with it. I'm hoping for you this story is fake
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Yeah, definitely should've started a fight with a drunk idiot in a restaurant. He sure showed you!
Tyroneshoelaces gets it.
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"We got a crew here. MOVE."
(http://blog.estately.com/assets/16535-jersey-shore-hurricane-situation-episode-screencap-5x1.jpg)
"FUCK SUSHI!!!!"
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"We got a crew here. MOVE."
(http://blog.estately.com/assets/16535-jersey-shore-hurricane-situation-episode-screencap-5x1.jpg)
"FUCK SUSHI!!!!"
Exactly.
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holy fucking shit! got me soo hyped. haha the little girl yelling in the background...
Jon Dickson Slaughters Dick Burrito (http://31.media.tumblr.com/5f01b9a0dfd7de7c00bec5de90d85c0a/tumblr_mjqg6wjYVq1rropdno1_500.gif)
mad respect for Dickson, Burrito needed that a lonnngg time ago.
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Foundation needs to make a shirt now that says Fuck Sushi.
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Nick Merlino is all talk, like most everybody in jersey. Step to him and he'll back down. Especially if he doesn't have his boys with him.
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They need to harness his power and transfer it to a more worthy vessel of a human.
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south jersey is the worst
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south jersey is the worst
growing up in south jersey is worse though
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holy fucking shit! got me soo hyped. haha the little girl yelling in the background...
Jon Dickson Slaughters Dick Burrito (http://31.media.tumblr.com/5f01b9a0dfd7de7c00bec5de90d85c0a/tumblr_mjqg6wjYVq1rropdno1_500.gif)
mad respect for Dickson, Burrito needed that a lonnngg time ago.
gnar'd
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south jersey is the worst
growing up in south jersey is worse though
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NICK FOR SOTY
ALSO I HAVE AT LEAST 2 HOMIES WHO HAVE KOD HIM
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Nick Merlino is all talk, like most everybody in jersey. Step to him and he'll back down. Especially if he doesn't have his boys with him.
Ishod is bout action & no talk, hes from jersey but not s.jersey lol
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this proves that merlino is the craziest mf:
Nick Merlino Kickflip Raw from WTF! - Tum Yeto Show Ep. 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1kbqq--hSM#)
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Nick Merlino is all talk, like most everybody in jersey. Step to him and he'll back down. Especially if he doesn't have his boys with him.
I would pay good money to see Ishod fuck somebody up, he seems way too happy go lucky
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MERLINO > dickson
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On every occasion that I've met Nick Merlino, he is the fucking worst. Ever. That being said...I believe he would easily beat the shit out of Jon Dickson. Not saying that's my preference, because it definitely is not.
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Nick Merlino is all talk, like most everybody in jersey. Step to him and he'll back down. Especially if he doesn't have his boys with him.
Yeah but Ishod isn't an instigator and doesn't go looking for trouble like most of New Jersey.
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On every occasion that I've met Nick Merlino, he is the fucking worst. Ever. That being said...I believe he would easily beat the shit out of Jon Dickson. Not saying that's my preference, because it definitely is not.
No way, Dickson is the skate version of Bobby Hull, a crazy and equally burly farm boy, he'd fuck Nick's small ass up
(http://awfullibrarybooks.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/champions2.jpg)
look at those muscles :o
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On every occasion that I've met Nick Merlino, he is the fucking worst. Ever. That being said...I believe he would easily beat the shit out of Jon Dickson. Not saying that's my preference, because it definitely is not.
what? dickson is a big guy and merlino can't be more than 5'5 and female pounds.
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I've met Merlino once and on a separate occasion watched from afar as he was being abnoxious and rude to kids at a park (nobody was really fanning out or bothering him, he had no reason to be an ass). I don't really like what ive seen of him as a person, but he's one of my favorites to watch skate. He's done some truly incredible shit, that tactical manual 2 leaked part and his WTF part are both fucked on so many levels.
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Yeah, definitely should've started a fight with a drunk idiot in a restaurant. He sure showed you!
Tyroneshoelaces gets it.
:D
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3:27 antwuan interview duhhh best (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-jFuDRQiL0#)
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3:27 antwuan interview duhhh best (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-jFuDRQiL0#)
that was the best worst thing ever
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Dickson's a pretty burly guy i think he can take Merlino on. Im sure there would be a lot of eye gauging and hair puling from Merlino though.
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Yeah Dickson is bigger but he doesn't strike me as the angry type and Sinclair said merino has person strength so I could see it going either way. On a separate note, merlino switch back 360'd Rincon which is one of the craziest hammers to go down within the past few years.
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Is fantasizing about two pros fighting gayer than thinking about them having sex?
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Is fantasizing about two pros fighting gayer than thinking about them having sex?
bahaha it's closest people can get without having to really re-evaluate some things
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Is fantasizing about two pros fighting gayer than thinking about them having sex?
it's not fantasizing if it really happened. your gay as fuck for even thinkin about them havin sex u fagit
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3:27 antwuan interview duhhh best (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-jFuDRQiL0#)
Where's Merlino's tough guy act when Antwaun snubs him? I've also had a pretty hard time gauging peoples' height from skate videos but Dickson looks like he's got a decent reach advantage since he looks about a foot taller than Merlino.
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First i heard of this guy was in The Skateboard Mag. A sort of check out interview deal they used to do. It was all about how he wanted to get on Baker but went on tour with them without his ADHD meds and pissed off someone on the team and got dropped. I think this was around 2007 or something, so i don't think it was Dickson. Anyone know the story?
That clip of those kickflip attempts hurt my feet.
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First i heard of this guy was in The Skateboard Mag. A sort of check out interview deal they used to do. It was all about how he wanted to get on Baker but went on tour with them without his ADHD meds and pissed off someone on the team and got dropped. I think this was around 2007 or something, so i don't think it was Dickson. Anyone know the story?
That clip of those kickflip attempts hurt my feet.
Thats where I first heard of him too, it had the sequence of his nollie flip crook wilshire 10 and photo of his sw heel the 15. I think it's been said that he tried to show up braydon and they were the ones who got into it. Mighta been Herman too.
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On every occasion that I've met Nick Merlino, he is the fucking worst. Ever. That being said...I believe he would easily beat the shit out of Jon Dickson. Not saying that's my preference, because it definitely is not.
No way, Dickson is the skate version of Bobby Hull, a crazy and equally burly farm boy, he'd fuck Nick's small ass up
(http://awfullibrarybooks.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/champions2.jpg)
look at those muscles :o
Holy shit. In an era were most pro's had beer guts... No wonder he had the hardest shot until maybe now if you believe the legend.
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Is fantasizing about two pros fighting gayer than thinking about them having sex?
Do you think nick would be top or bottom?
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On every occasion that I've met Nick Merlino, he is the fucking worst. Ever. That being said...I believe he would easily beat the shit out of Jon Dickson. Not saying that's my preference, because it definitely is not.
Yea fucking right, merlino couldn't take Dickson on his best day, if that fight ever went down, I think Dickson would one hitter quitter merlino.
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Nick Merlino is all talk, like most everybody in jersey. Step to him and he'll back down. Especially if he doesn't have his boys with him.
I would pay good money to see Ishod fuck somebody up, he seems way too happy go lucky
shit you obviously dont box. dudes like ishod who are lanky but also have muscle mass are the worst kind of guys to go in the ring with. my papas a boxing coach and he calls em raw boned, and they can hit as hard and break as many facial bones as someone who is 100 pounds heavier than them due to muscle mass concentration, wrist and elbow strength. most skaters have naturally gifted knees and ankles which usually leads humans to having bad elbows and hand coordination, thus making it seem like a lot of skaters wouldnt have natural talent to fighting
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shit you obviously dont box. dudes like ishod who are lanky but also have muscle mass are the worst kind of guys to go in the ring with. Micky Papa's a boxing coach and he calls em raw boned, and they can hit as hard and break as many facial bones as someone who is 100 pounds heavier than them due to muscle mass concentration, wrist and elbow strength. most skaters have naturally gifted knees and ankles which usually leads humans to having bad elbows and hand coordination, thus making it seem like a lot of skaters wouldnt have natural talent to fighting
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Yeah Dickson is bigger but he doesn't strike me as the angry type and Sinclair said merino has person strength so I could see it going either way. On a separate note, merlino switch back 360'd Rincon which is one of the craziest hammers to go down within the past few years.
for real, if u can do a proper sw bs 360's on flat are one of the rarest tricks i see people do
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shit you obviously dont box. dudes like ishod who are lanky but also have muscle mass are the worst kind of guys to go in the ring with. Micky Papa's a boxing coach and he calls em raw boned, and they can hit as hard and break as many facial bones as someone who is 100 pounds heavier than them due to muscle mass concentration, wrist and elbow strength. most skaters have naturally gifted knees and ankles which usually leads humans to having bad elbows and hand coordination, thus making it seem like a lot of skaters wouldnt have natural talent to fighting
...who i have trained with my whole life if i really had to make that clear jesus. he's always been a trainer for me even before i was born during the korean war, if i really needed to make that clear. if youd like to go into the fundamentals of boxing with me, go right ahead. im surprised more skaters dont box, it is addictive and something u can do individually that builds your self esteem as you progress thru muscle memory. way more practical than most of my friends who cant stop spending their money on guns, when theyll prob never use one in their life other than target practice when one day theyl def shoot themself in the foot
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On every occasion that I've met Nick Merlino, he is the fucking worst. Ever. That being said...I believe he would easily beat the shit out of Jon Dickson. Not saying that's my preference, because it definitely is not.
Yea fucking right, merlino couldn't take Dickson on his best day, if that fight ever went down, I think Dickson would one hitter quitter merlino.
Having spent time with both of those dudes, I guarantee Merlino could take Dickson. Merlino is 100% muscle mass. The dude is tiny but is stacked. Dixon may be taller, bigger all around but Merlino's got person strength and the frustrations of being the butt of pretty much every joke in the industry.
exactly muscle mass is genetic and is combined wiith someones will and heart, which judging by nicks skating he might have a little more of, even tho he is kooky. ive seen a 130 lb 15 year old beat the living shit out of a 200 lb marine at the bar the other week in jacksonville. literally the marine hit him twice and didnt even bruise him, and the little dude broke his face open with like 3 swings. some people have heavy hands...this is due to muscle mass in the lower forearm. you cannot tell the amount of muscle mass/density in their lower forearm, which guarantees the strength of their punch...thats why size doesnt matter in boxing, some big dudes cant hit homeruns in baseball, anderson silva kills everyone in mma etc etc. this is something not many people realize even when they do see little dudes beatin up bigger dudes
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I feel like you are the biggest bullshitter in the world. I just picture you having ass cheeks for lips because of all the shit that come out of your mouth.
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theyl def
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This guy up here talking about popeye shit!
Big forearms doesn't mean anything other than you either use a pipe wrench all day or pull it all day.
A fight can go anyway it doesn't matter how big or small or how much of this or that. Anderson was good? got caught? and K fuckin O'd.
Get a ring at a trade show, let Nick bet on himself to win!
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I feel like you are the biggest bullshitter in the world. I just picture you having ass cheeks for lips because of all the shit that come out of your mouth.
I feel like it comes down to knowing how to fight and harnessing the adrenaline involved. Both dudes obviously have the latter part under wraps, it's evident in their skating, but I just picture Merlino throwing a bunch of spastic hay makers while Dickson gives him the old two piece and a biscuit.
Something like this...
Fight in Park 1 Against 2 Win - Walker By In Park WIN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8gAu8ywKp4#)
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On every occasion that I've met Nick Merlino, he is the fucking worst. Ever. That being said...I believe he would easily beat the shit out of Jon Dickson. Not saying that's my preference, because it definitely is not.
Yea fucking right, merlino couldn't take Dickson on his best day, if that fight ever went down, I think Dickson would one hitter quitter merlino.
Having spent time with both of those dudes, I guarantee Merlino could take Dickson. Merlino is 100% muscle mass. The dude is tiny but is stacked. Dixon may be taller, bigger all around but Merlino's got person strength and the frustrations of being the butt of pretty much every joke in the industry.
You've chilled with jon dickson? What's he like? Is he cool? Or is he just as big a dickhead as merlino?
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i'm willing to bet that jon dickson is way more tolerable than merlino
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i'm willing to bet that jon dickson is way more tolerable than merlino
Lmao, yea, me too. But then again it's safe to assume most people are more tolerable than merlino. What kind of idiot ruins there chance at being on baker because they can't control themselves?
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i'm willing to bet that jon dickson is way more tolerable than merlino
Lmao, yea, me too. But then again it's safe to assume most people are more tolerable than merlino. What kind of idiot ruins there chance at being on baker because they can't control themselves?
What exactly did Merlino do to get kicked off Baker?
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I thought Dickson was as strong as 3 people?
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i'm willing to bet that jon dickson is way more tolerable than merlino
Lmao, yea, me too. But then again it's safe to assume most people are more tolerable than merlino. What kind of idiot ruins there chance at being on baker because they can't control themselves?
What exactly did Merlino do to get kicked off Baker?
He was never officially on. When I saw him at tampa am back in 07, he was on flow. Anyway, he went on a trip with baker, and he didn't even make it through the whole trip I believe. Basically, he is just a shithead that acts like a child, drew and the boys couldn't take it, so they told him to kick rocks in so many words. There is some interview a few years back where they ask merlino about it, he goes into detail, can't remember what magazine it was.
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I thought Dickson was as strong as 3 people?
this is true but merlino has the power of gorillas injected w/ strength from 80 midgets.
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According to this he slapped Leo in the face after Leo slapped him...
http://blog.ccs.com/go/article/view/253295/the-nick-merlino-interview (http://blog.ccs.com/go/article/view/253295/the-nick-merlino-interview)
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Bet u dont even box kooks
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Bet u dont even box kooks
I do. You should come down to the police station gym sometime.
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As not much of a boxer or rapist, I feel my opinion may be be valueless... However, I imagine it might be like this, with Nick squealing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqNMjZpSbnU
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He aint so bad...is he?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-FTCoDgJOw&feature=youtu.be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-FTCoDgJOw&feature=youtu.be#)
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drop the "s" from the "http"
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(http://gyazo.com/8d208649b267f0afd4d5be6383a4e96e.png)
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Bet u dont even box kooks
I do. You should come down to the police station gym sometime.
Be careful, I hit harder than 50 Tyson.
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Bet u dont even box kooks
I do. You should come down to the police station gym sometime.
It's cool. I have a power level over 9000.
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Bet u dont even box kooks
I do. You should come down to the police station gym sometime.
It's cool. I have a power level over 9000.
ayo take this shit to the hellaclips forum
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This hellacious forum shit is getting out of hand.
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Bet u dont even box kooks
I do. You should come down to the police station gym sometime.
It's cool. I have a power level over 9000.
ayo take this shit to the hellaclips forum
AYO FUCK OFF this thread is already faggotry
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that lil midget crakkka merlino would get body slammed on the edge of a ledge
any day of the week
that kid is a drunk ass sweet cookie
he ont want it wit dudes who do that shit
stop it puhlease