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Title: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: ThrillOfItAll on March 17, 2014, 06:17:08 AM
Keep hearing this.....

Element must pay him a bomb though....
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Post by: alonelikeastone on March 17, 2014, 06:18:18 AM
Brutal fucking topics. Fuck. 
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Post by: Choad Muskrat on March 17, 2014, 06:40:50 AM
Don't worry guys, judging by his name he's a confused time traveller.

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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on March 17, 2014, 07:37:11 AM
fuck yeah Muska.. I'm my own grandpa!
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Post by: paraquat on March 17, 2014, 07:45:26 AM
Don't worry guys, judging by his name he's a confused time traveller.


My name is Lynn and I astro-project
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Post by: Oprah Winfrey on March 17, 2014, 10:17:44 AM
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Don't worry guys, judging by his name he's a confused time traveller.


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My name is Lynn and I astro-project

hahahaha, i loved that
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: Jim and Dan on March 17, 2014, 10:28:19 AM
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Don't worry guys, judging by his name he's a confused time traveller.


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My name is Lynn and I astro-project
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hahahaha, i loved that

I AM ZERO.
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: el chino on March 17, 2014, 11:32:16 AM
Keep hearing this.....

Element must pay him a bomb though....
YOUR MOM BACK ON MY DICK, I KEEP HEARING THIS, BUT I ONLY OAY HER IN CUM YOU BITCH
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: ThrillOfItAll on March 17, 2014, 01:04:36 PM
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Don't worry guys, judging by his name he's a confused time traveller.


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My name is Lynn and I astro-project
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hahahaha, i loved that

HAHA! Winner!!
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: Rutger Hauer on March 17, 2014, 01:25:18 PM
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Don't worry guys, judging by his name he's a confused time traveller.


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My name is Lynn and I astro-project
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hahahaha, i loved that
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HAHA! Winner!!

Yes!!!
"I travel in time."
Classic!
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: Jared on March 17, 2014, 03:56:34 PM
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Don't worry guys, judging by his name he's a confused time traveller.


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My name is Lynn and I astro-project
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hahahaha, i loved that
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I AM ZERO.
DEATH TO VIDEODROME
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: Wizard Fight on March 17, 2014, 05:48:19 PM
1.21 Giga Watts!?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjCRUvX2D0E#)

@ 4:56
Bryan Herman Bake and Destroy Outtakes - Baker Zone ep. 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fugc4AqxwCw#)
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: mattofallmatts on March 18, 2014, 01:40:49 AM
Gnars for all.
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: southsecond on March 18, 2014, 10:46:55 AM
The Supra rep at my friend's shop told me that Muska and Chaz Ortiz and Mumford are gonna be starting a board brand through Supra soon. It's pretty hush right now because of Chad's exclusive contract with Element that says he can't ride for any other board companies. But since Zoo dropped their whole skate program and Slave is shutting down at the end of May, it's all lining up really well for them.

Heard it's gonna be called Darkness or Skate Life.
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 18, 2014, 10:49:44 AM
Muska, Mumford and Steez Ortiz? Sounds like some Asphalt Yacht Club type movies.
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Post by: Kanye Omari West on March 18, 2014, 11:17:25 AM
The Supra rep at my friend's shop told me that Muska and Chaz Ortiz and Mumford are gonna be starting a board brand through Supra soon. It's pretty hush right now because of Chad's exclusive contract with Element that says he can't ride for any other board companies. But since Zoo dropped their whole skate program and Slave is shutting down at the end of May, it's all lining up really well for them.

Heard it's gonna be called Darkness or Skate Life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18gElAzSL4E
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: ice nine on March 18, 2014, 11:26:07 AM
is slave seriously shutting down? damn
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Post by: dillanharp on March 18, 2014, 11:30:27 AM
The Supra rep at my friend's shop told me that Muska and Chaz Ortiz and Mumford are gonna be starting a board brand through Supra soon. It's pretty hush right now because of Chad's exclusive contract with Element that says he can't ride for any other board companies. But since Zoo dropped their whole skate program and Slave is shutting down at the end of May, it's all lining up really well for them.

Heard it's gonna be called Darkness or Skate Life.
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: paraquat on March 18, 2014, 11:31:34 AM
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Don't worry guys, judging by his name he's a confused time traveller.


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My name is Lynn and I astro-project
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hahahaha, i loved that
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I AM ZERO.
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DEATH TO VIDEODROME
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH
gnar for the videodrome ref bro.
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: southsecond on March 18, 2014, 12:02:48 PM
is slave seriously shutting down? damn




I guess Jamie is spinning off $lave into a price point board co for Active (since he rides for them now) but only Jon Allie was cool with that because he's getting paid from the new Red Wing shoes program. Threat is picking up the slack for $lave and Numeric Boards is gonna take over for Mystery. Mumford I guess was over it and got a better deal from Supra for their new board co. Ortiz is the wildcard, since Spectre is fully absorbed into Supra now and he and Weezie are heading up Darkness (or Skate Life, whatever they call it). Muska is art directing it.
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Post by: Filip on March 18, 2014, 12:10:15 PM
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is slave seriously shutting down? damn
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I guess Jamie is spinning off $lave into a price point board co for Active (since he rides for them now) but only Jon Allie was cool with that because he's getting paid from the new Red Wing shoes program. Threat is picking up the slack for $lave and Numeric Boards is gonna take over for Mystery. Mumford I guess was over it and got a better deal from Supra for their new board co. Ortiz is the wildcard, since Spectre is fully absorbed into Supra now and he and Weezie are heading up Darkness (or Skate Life, whatever they call it). Muska is art directing it.

What the fuck, this is the biggest pile of shit I have ever read.
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: Fastfreddy on March 18, 2014, 12:40:18 PM
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is slave seriously shutting down? damn
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I guess Jamie is spinning off $lave into a price point board co for Active (since he rides for them now) but only Jon Allie was cool with that because he's getting paid from the new Red Wing shoes program. Threat is picking up the slack for $lave and Numeric Boards is gonna take over for Mystery. Mumford I guess was over it and got a better deal from Supra for their new board co. Ortiz is the wildcard, since Spectre is fully absorbed into Supra now and he and Weezie are heading up Darkness (or Skate Life, whatever they call it). Muska is art directing it.

this really doesnt sound so far-fetched to me.
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: ThrillOfItAll on March 18, 2014, 12:46:37 PM
Lets face it, whats keeping chad with Element? Legends team? Would be the right time to start something with Supra related people, Do his own art etc.

Elements rider criteria is having to shuv screw drivers up peoples asses, Chads real, he does Paris Hilton.
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: southsecond on March 18, 2014, 01:15:47 PM
Just saw this on The Skateboard Mag's site. Dig the nod to old Shorty's ads. Definitely Muska.
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Post by: ThrillOfItAll on March 18, 2014, 01:20:03 PM
wow! Interesting. Although the name sucks if its skate life.

Companies need to drop all the hipster shit, triangle related wank and please quit the social media buzz words and hashtags.

Get Original!
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: SodaJerk on March 18, 2014, 01:53:18 PM
wow! Interesting. Although the name sucks if its skate life.

Companies need to drop all the hipster shit, triangle related wank and please quit the social media buzz words and hashtags.

Get Original!
Maybe it's a Shackler power move 'cause he's got the tattoo already.
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: ThrillOfItAll on March 18, 2014, 02:00:27 PM
anyone know anymore??
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on March 18, 2014, 02:01:56 PM
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wow! Interesting. Although the name sucks if its skate life.

Companies need to drop all the hipster shit, triangle related wank and please quit the social media buzz words and hashtags.

Get Original!
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Maybe it's a Shackler power move 'cause he's got the tattoo already.
Sheckler has an Almost tattooo. I had the pleasure of seeing it when he met me.
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: southsecond on March 18, 2014, 02:03:39 PM
wow! Interesting. Although the name sucks if its skate life.

Companies need to drop all the hipster shit, triangle related wank and please quit the social media buzz words and hashtags.

Get Original!




I agree. Definitely not a fan of the name. I wonder what the graphics are gonna be like. Never seemed like Mumford fit on Supra, but with a board co it could be kinda rad.
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: dick wolf on March 18, 2014, 02:04:57 PM
Just saw this on The Skateboard Mag's site. Dig the nod to old Shorty's ads. Definitely Muska.

Or Chad Ortiz?
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: southsecond on March 18, 2014, 02:05:58 PM
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wow! Interesting. Although the name sucks if its skate life.

Companies need to drop all the hipster shit, triangle related wank and please quit the social media buzz words and hashtags.

Get Original!
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Maybe it's a Shackler power move 'cause he's got the tattoo already.
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Sheckler has an Almost tattooo. I had the pleasure of seeing it when he met me.




Was he stoked when he got the chance to meet you?
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: southsecond on March 18, 2014, 02:09:58 PM
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Just saw this on The Skateboard Mag's site. Dig the nod to old Shorty's ads. Definitely Muska.
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Or Chad Ortiz?



I meant the polaroid ad. That's what Shorty's did when they started a board brand. Obviously the Chicago C is for Ortiz. But thanks for pointing it out.
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Post by: poowizard on March 18, 2014, 02:11:00 PM
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Don't worry guys, judging by his name he's a confused time traveller.


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My name is Lynn and I astro-project

Thank you!!! That ruled!
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: Rusty_Berrings on March 18, 2014, 02:12:21 PM
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wow! Interesting. Although the name sucks if its skate life.

Companies need to drop all the hipster shit, triangle related wank and please quit the social media buzz words and hashtags.

Get Original!
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Maybe it's a Shackler power move 'cause he's got the tattoo already.
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Sheckler has an Almost tattooo. I had the pleasure of seeing it when he met me.
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Was he stoked when he got the chance to meet you?
pretty much. he's not a talker.
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: MrMojoRising on March 18, 2014, 03:51:40 PM
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is slave seriously shutting down? damn
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I guess Jamie is spinning off $lave into a price point board co for Active (since he rides for them now) but only Jon Allie was cool with that because he's getting paid from the new Red Wing shoes program. Threat is picking up the slack for $lave and Numeric Boards is gonna take over for Mystery. Mumford I guess was over it and got a better deal from Supra for their new board co. Ortiz is the wildcard, since Spectre is fully absorbed into Supra now and he and Weezie are heading up Darkness (or Skate Life, whatever they call it). Muska is art directing it.
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this really doesnt sound so far-fetched to me.

Mumford doesn't even ride for supra anymore does he? he's been off the team page for many moons.
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: southsecond on March 18, 2014, 04:13:52 PM
The Skateboard Mag keeps posting these.
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Post by: MostlyLurkin' on March 18, 2014, 04:17:48 PM
Why exactly is Element still paying Muska?
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Post by: Fongstarr. on March 18, 2014, 04:22:35 PM
The last pic is going to be a ghetto blaster.
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Post by: gaunting on March 18, 2014, 04:53:25 PM
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is slave seriously shutting down? damn
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I guess Jamie is spinning off $lave into a price point board co for Active (since he rides for them now) but only Jon Allie was cool with that because he's getting paid from the new Red Wing shoes program. Threat is picking up the slack for $lave and Numeric Boards is gonna take over for Mystery. Mumford I guess was over it and got a better deal from Supra for their new board co. Ortiz is the wildcard, since Spectre is fully absorbed into Supra now and he and Weezie are heading up Darkness (or Skate Life, whatever they call it). Muska is art directing it.

Wait, so red wing is gonna make skate shoes? And what are numeric boards?
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Post by: southsecond on March 18, 2014, 05:31:27 PM
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is slave seriously shutting down? damn
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I guess Jamie is spinning off $lave into a price point board co for Active (since he rides for them now) but only Jon Allie was cool with that because he's getting paid from the new Red Wing shoes program. Threat is picking up the slack for $lave and Numeric Boards is gonna take over for Mystery. Mumford I guess was over it and got a better deal from Supra for their new board co. Ortiz is the wildcard, since Spectre is fully absorbed into Supra now and he and Weezie are heading up Darkness (or Skate Life, whatever they call it). Muska is art directing it.
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Wait, so red wing is gonna make skate shoes? And what are numeric boards?




The dude who told me all this is the Supra rep, but he's been on point about shit forever. He said that Slave was done due to no board sales and that Mystery only sponsors Tom Asta -- so he's going to Threat. Both brands are done, so Jamie is doing a "lifestyle" brand with Numeric...shoes and boards, like Habitat.

And yeah, the guy who reps Red Wing in LA was at the shop today with samples. They look SICK. Jon Allie, supposedly, and Slash both ride for them but they haven't announced it yet. They have a collab with Leatherman too.
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: imgne on March 18, 2014, 06:21:03 PM
I very much doubt that Mumford is doing any sort of board brand with Supra... Word of mouth from the older era is that Mumford is over it all and is just chilling & living in Brisbane again, but it would be sick if he did decide to stay in the industry in some way or form.
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Post by: crobar on March 18, 2014, 06:38:09 PM
(http://s27.postimg.org/cm1p0q0oz/shortys.jpg)
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Post by: southsecond on March 18, 2014, 06:51:42 PM
(http://s27.postimg.org/cm1p0q0oz/shortys.jpg)



Sky Top Bail Bonds. Twuan approved.
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Post by: sid vicious on March 18, 2014, 09:30:47 PM
i'm backing a mumford/muska connection.....both handrail living legends that need product in the game forever, cardiel style.
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Post by: Rusty_Berrings on March 18, 2014, 10:03:00 PM
(http://s27.postimg.org/cm1p0q0oz/shortys.jpg)
Brilliance!
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Post by: The Muffin Man on March 18, 2014, 10:24:38 PM
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The Supra rep at my friend's shop told me that Muska and Chaz Ortiz and Mumford are gonna be starting a board brand through Supra soon. It's pretty hush right now because of Chad's exclusive contract with Element that says he can't ride for any other board companies. But since Zoo dropped their whole skate program and Slave is shutting down at the end of May, it's all lining up really well for them.

Heard it's gonna be called Darkness or Skate Life.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18gElAzSL4E

I saw Darkness in bold and then a Youtube clip. I had a video in mind. It was this video. I love it.
Title: Re: Mu$ka back on Shortys
Post by: southsecond on March 19, 2014, 12:26:57 AM
Here's the last one I found posted on TSM site. Pretty stoked!
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Post by: Durndle on March 19, 2014, 12:42:23 AM
this is all fine and dandy, but what is going to happen to Pat Burke?
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Post by: KUberry on March 19, 2014, 01:33:49 AM
I heard Matt Field is involved
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Post by: ThrillOfItAll on March 19, 2014, 06:23:20 AM
Quick, you guys still have time to change that shit name! please!
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Post by: StabMasterArson on March 19, 2014, 09:41:13 AM
That's tight, shecklebot has a #skatelife tattoo already. By far the worst of all skateboard related hashtags.
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Post by: LDJ on March 19, 2014, 09:48:20 AM
Here's the last one I found posted on TSM site. Pretty stoked!

Bravo sir. Your target market is truly of the below average intellect.

Are you guys fucking serious? So many fucking retards up in here...it's laughable.

But again, nice work on the troll. I got a lol out of it.

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Post by: Fastfreddy on March 19, 2014, 11:01:28 AM
i cant believe i fell for the first one. im ashamed..
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Post by: adriankohatsu on March 19, 2014, 06:21:12 PM
if they add Penny and Sammy to the roster it would be so sick!!!! to have a rebranded shortys
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Post by: mattofallmatts on March 19, 2014, 08:15:12 PM

But again, nice work on the troll. I got a lol out of it.

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Post by: Cooner66 on March 20, 2014, 10:27:55 AM
LOL @ all of this