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Title: Torture
Post by: itsfun on December 28, 2006, 09:03:45 PM
A man is skateboarding down the street when he is snatched into a black van. He is driven for hours to a remote location where he is stripped naked and tied to a chai. He is beaten with rubber hoses as he screams and they hook tasers up to his cock and balls and light them up for 10 minutes as he begs for mercy. Then they splash boiling water on his face and set the room on fire and leave him to roast alive.
Title: Re: Torture
Post by: Edward Penishands on December 28, 2006, 09:05:10 PM
stfu dw33b
Title: Re: Torture
Post by: mikefork on December 28, 2006, 09:06:38 PM
A man is skateboarding down the street when he is snatched into a black van. He is driven for hours to a remote location where he is stripped naked and tied to a chai. He is beaten with rubber hoses as he screams and they hook tasers up to his cock and balls and light them up for 10 minutes as he begs for mercy. Then they splash boiling water on his face and set the room on fire and leave him to roast alive.
right up until the word screams is the intro and non-skating footage of nate sherwoods get wasted part
Title: Re: Torture
Post by: tehmizzark on December 28, 2006, 09:55:44 PM
good thread
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Post by: Brandon on December 28, 2006, 11:54:13 PM
the phrase "cock and balls" always gives me a good chuckle.
Title: Re: Torture
Post by: TotallyAwesome on December 29, 2006, 07:43:44 AM
willy santos is pissed.