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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: BARGAIN_SHOPPER on August 13, 2014, 10:45:18 PM
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shemales, often confused with hermaphrodites, are actually tranny men. dudes with the will to be a woman just not the parts to match. many shemales get boob jobs to fool men into believing they are actually woman. men with woman like qualities, that believe they are born in the wrong body, often develop an inner rage and hatred for the world, and all the people who inhabit it.... it safe to say based on recent psychological studies that the columbine shooters, that dude that shot up the Batman movie, and the 9/11 terrorists, were all in fact shemales. although most shemales, are scientifically proven angry hostile beings, most suppress their rage and hide their true identity. In the last 11 years, the shemale species has grew and their rage and hatred for this planet ("prison- sioto 8"- as they call it ) have begun to hide in public... with skateboards. deciding that its easier to avoid confrontation by just acting like dudes, they lurk in broad daylight among the general population... mostly at malls and skateparks... theyve successfully adapted to the commercialized "counter- culture" which is skateboarding, because they feel they can guide their sexual whinyness through the latest trending fashions and play the part of a skater without having to do much skating at all. after all who needs to skate when you can just bitch and whine and follow what the rest of the flock is doing? :o
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agreed.
c:
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it saddens my heart that foster's freeze are slowly shutting down everywhere,
fortunately there's one a minute from where i live that i visit pretty often
vanilla dipped cone forever
(http://food.theplainjane.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/chocolate-dipped-cone-fosters-freeze.jpg)
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it saddens my heart that foster's freeze are slowly shutting down everywhere,
fortunately there's one a minute from where i live that i visit pretty often
vanilla dipped cone forever
(http://food.theplainjane.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/chocolate-dipped-cone-fosters-freeze.jpg)
this is a true american tragedy :'(
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Is it just me? Or is this a shemale thread waiting to be born?
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it saddens my heart that foster's freeze are slowly shutting down everywhere,
fortunately there's one a minute from where i live that i visit pretty often
vanilla dipped cone forever
(http://food.theplainjane.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/chocolate-dipped-cone-fosters-freeze.jpg)
When I was little I lived down the street from one, it closed down when I was in the 4th grade. I now live 3 blocks from one. Their burgers are great. When my wife was pregnant I'm pretty sure the place gave her gestational diabetes.
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(http://anotherhungryvegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tumblr_mim1frzhFi1s3uefeo1_1280.jpg) a gift from the fucking vegan gods. :'(
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Yo this flava' dope, son.
(http://i1064.photobucket.com/albums/u367/truckerfucker/27352-400x400-Ice_Cream_from_Reebok_zps28415b50.jpg) (http://s1064.photobucket.com/user/truckerfucker/media/27352-400x400-Ice_Cream_from_Reebok_zps28415b50.jpg.html)
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I came across a custom Magnum Chocolate Ice cream shop. You choose the Ice cream (vanilla or chocolate) then what ever dip (dark chocolate, milk and white) and then you can choose what ever topping you'd like (coconut, cake crumbles, oreo crumbles, walnuts etc) one of the best things ever!!!
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it saddens my heart that foster's freeze are slowly shutting down everywhere,
fortunately there's one a minute from where i live that i visit pretty often
vanilla dipped cone forever
(http://food.theplainjane.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/chocolate-dipped-cone-fosters-freeze.jpg)
Look at DQ, they know they can't survive on their overpriced ice cream formula, so they do cakes and hot food.
That orange/ turd colorway on the benches isn't helping
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Many men feel that they are actually men with weird fake tits and shriveled useless cocks stuck in regular male bodies.
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That ice cream looks like a chocolate faucet ,distributing vanilla ice cream? Could this be possible?
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so that's why there's so many people sitting around the skateparks without skating?
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(http://anotherhungryvegan.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tumblr_mim1frzhFi1s3uefeo1_1280.jpg) a gift from the fucking vegan gods. :'(
Trader Joe's Strawberry ice-cream made with coconut milk. Never forget.
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Yo this flava' dope, son.
(http://i1064.photobucket.com/albums/u367/truckerfucker/27352-400x400-Ice_Cream_from_Reebok_zps28415b50.jpg) (http://s1064.photobucket.com/user/truckerfucker/media/27352-400x400-Ice_Cream_from_Reebok_zps28415b50.jpg.html)
my friend stole these shoes from the mall and gave them to me when i was a sophomore, i hated them.
they were like bowling shoes for circus clowns. i sold them for $20 bucks and bought a a dub of reggie bush.
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(http://static.jmslinks.com/WebService/ProdAdminImage.ashx?id=95)
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what does lady gaga think of shemales?
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(http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/toothpaste-and-orange-juice-ice-cream-ben-and-jerry.jpg)
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Do they make a THC-containing ice cream for sale in dispensaries? I'm sure THC would bind to the heavy cream.
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Do they make a THC-containing ice cream for sale in dispensaries? I'm sure THC would bind to the heavy cream.
Yes and its kind of gross regardless of the over flavoring to mask the weed taste
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it saddens my heart that foster's freeze are slowly shutting down everywhere,
fortunately there's one a minute from where i live that i visit pretty often
vanilla dipped cone forever
(http://food.theplainjane.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/chocolate-dipped-cone-fosters-freeze.jpg)
(http://luckyredhen.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/HAIR_JimmyNeutron1.jpg)
but that actually looks delicious omg I want ice cream now
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shemales like ice cream too hombres....
i googled "shemale ice cream" into google images but all of the results had nothing to do with actual ice cream.
fuck... now i have nothing to support my scientific truth.
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now i have nothing to support my scientific truth.
you're confused, but it's cool
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now i have nothing to support my scientific truth.
you're confused, but it's cool
im a scientist bruh. trust me. im on the internet.
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(http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/toothpaste-and-orange-juice-ice-cream-ben-and-jerry.jpg)
Unfortunately, I can taste this through the screen.
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Do they make a THC-containing ice cream for sale in dispensaries? I'm sure THC would bind to the heavy cream.
Yes and its kind of gross regardless of the over flavoring to mask the weed taste
They should make flavors that would work with the weed flavor like pistachio, green tea etc etc
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That ice cream looks like a chocolate faucet ,distributing vanilla ice cream? Could this be possible?
Are you saying it looks like a flaccid cock dripping cum? If so, I fully agree.
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I went to a Ben & Jerry's store and they made me a milkshake out of Americone Dream ice cream. Shit was cash.
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Get this thread back on topic. Anyone that says they wouldn't bone a shim has never seen Jane Marie.
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/c2/11/50/c21150008c4a786e5d6084ff1bec6dc1.jpg)
If you don't believe she has a dong, go ahead and google her.
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Still wouldn't bone her if she wasn't a shemale. Just not my type.
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That's not the point. The point is there are very pretty shims out there. You can find one that has every physical quality you're into and then find out she's got a trouser snake twice as big as yours.
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her dick's big
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Get this thread back on topic. Anyone that says they wouldn't bone a shim has never seen Jane Marie.
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/c2/11/50/c21150008c4a786e5d6084ff1bec6dc1.jpg)
If you don't believe she has a dong, go ahead and google her.
Well, I just saw it, and I wouldn't.
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Get this thread back on topic. Anyone that says they wouldn't bone a shim has never seen Jane Marie.
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/c2/11/50/c21150008c4a786e5d6084ff1bec6dc1.jpg)
If you don't believe she has a dong, go ahead and google her.
Well, I just saw it, and I wouldn't.
Is she spreading her butt to relieve the pressure off her cock and balls? There's a sentence I never thought I'd write. She's definitely passable as a woman but even with a \#/ still not my thing. Not a fan of big fake ones. Impressive throbber. Usually the hormones transgendered people take kind of fucks up the boners.
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That's fucking gross. I have surgeons. Sick fucks, all of them. If you want to be born a man/woman. Shoot yourself and cross your fingers that reincarnation is real.
edit:of course L33Tg33k knows all about the hottest shemale pornstars the internet has to offer
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Leet, why are you trolling this thread?
WeirdBeach, thanks didn't know this existed. Will have to track some down.
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That's fucking gross. I have surgeons. Sick fucks, all of them. If you want to be born a man/woman. Shoot yourself and cross your fingers that reincarnation is real.
edit:of course L33Tg33k knows all about the hottest shemale pornstars the internet has to offer
I sincerely hope someone you love dies tonight.
Piece of shit bigot.
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That's fucking gross. I have surgeons. Sick fucks, all of them. If you want to be born a man/woman. Shoot yourself and cross your fingers that reincarnation is real.
edit:of course L33Tg33k knows all about the hottest shemale pornstars the internet has to offer
I sincerely hope someone you love dies tonight.
Piece of shit bigot.
Great double standard fuck head. Sorry I don't want to fuck some mint girl and turn out she has a dick hiding inside of him/her/whatever
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That's fucking gross. I have surgeons. Sick fucks, all of them. If you want to be born a man/woman. Shoot yourself and cross your fingers that reincarnation is real.
edit:of course L33Tg33k knows all about the hottest shemale pornstars the internet has to offer
I sincerely hope someone you love dies tonight.
Piece of shit bigot.
You're probably a shemale that's why you're so devastated.
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That's fucking gross. I have surgeons. Sick fucks, all of them. If you want to be born a man/woman. Shoot yourself and cross your fingers that reincarnation is real.
edit:of course L33Tg33k knows all about the hottest shemale pornstars the internet has to offer
I sincerely hope someone you love dies tonight.
Piece of shit bigot.
Double standard? No, not quite you dumb pile of shit. I think you're an awful person and I hope awful things happen to you. That seems pretty even across the board there, champ.
Who you want to fuck is none of my business, but saying that you should kill yourself and hope for reincarnation just because you're trans is pretty fucking shitty and makes you a shitty person. The world is better off with a trans person being themselves than it is with some uneducated asshole deciding what type of people are valid or not.
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Yep, you're definitely a shemale.
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Yo this flava' dope, son.
(http://i1064.photobucket.com/albums/u367/truckerfucker/27352-400x400-Ice_Cream_from_Reebok_zps28415b50.jpg) (http://s1064.photobucket.com/user/truckerfucker/media/27352-400x400-Ice_Cream_from_Reebok_zps28415b50.jpg.html)
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G's up, hoes down.
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That's fucking gross. I have surgeons. Sick fucks, all of them. If you want to be born a man/woman. Shoot yourself and cross your fingers that reincarnation is real.
edit:of course L33Tg33k knows all about the hottest shemale pornstars the internet has to offer
Surgery isn't even required, just hormones prescribed young and good feminine genetics. You haven't experienced what she's gone through in her life, so you shouldn't be so quick to judge.
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I pride myself in knowing about as many niche fetishes as possible. Shemales are barely scratching the surface.