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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Tracer on May 12, 2015, 04:45:09 PM
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Just saw Propeller the Vans video, homboy WENT IN!
It's criminal that people like Jaws get paid more than him, and have more legit sponsors. How many padless 540s does a guy gotta do for some recognition around here?
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Pretty sure I saw some little kid spin a 900 in a line in some huge pool in some Facebook link the other morning.
That line he does at the park is fucked up though.
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Pedro has his own bowl in fioronopolis Brazil. I can't find a pic but at the start of his vans part he f/s airs the skinny
Lock to win x games park
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Barros part was sick
How many padless 540s does a guy gotta do for some recognition around here?
alex chalmers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6WdSwi61-w#)
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Jaws is the boss. Padless 540 on vert under Tony Hawk while Hawk does a 540 over him at the same time. Biggest drops skateboarding have ever seen. A true all around skateboarder with knees of steel.
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Jaws is the boss. Padless 540 on vert under Tony Hawk while Hawk does a 540 over him at the same time. Biggest drops skateboarding have ever seen. A true all around skateboarder with knees of rubber.
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Burnout/2012/burnout_eXcitement/DSC_6283.jpg)
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How tall is Barros? I have a feeling he is 5 Ft 2 or something.
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It's criminal that people like Jaws get paid more than him
Pedro has his own bowl in fioronopolis Brazil.
pretty sure jaws doesn't own his own bowl, i know he has that mini ramp at this parent's house...but yeah, Pedro is amazing, that part blew me away, he crushes parks like it's nobody's business. would love to watch him and GT shred a park all day.
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Fear of a Brazilian planet. Latin skaters all have to be randoms, comp robots, stinking or some other kind of unquantifiable metric accredited to taste in order to disguise the fact that man for man they are better than the winners of the Cali popularity pageant. See also: Barcelona thread.
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barros is on vans, jaws is on dekline. i'm inclined to believe vans is a better sponsor.
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Jaws jumps off buildings and can also do Payless 540's.....Pedro sometimes wears helmets.....
Of course I'd rather watch Pedro's part but I'm not a 15 year old boy.....
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Jaws jumps off buildings and can also do Payless 540's.....Pedro sometimes wears helmets.....
Of course I'd rather watch Pedro's part but I'm not a 15 year old boy.....
Good point. Tracer another pointless thread that proves how lame you are. Did you see his stats on the back of your x-game cards? His air is twice of tony scharr!?
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Just saw Propeller the Vans video, homboy WENT IN!
It's criminal that people like Jaws get paid more than him, and have more legit sponsors. How many padless 540s does a guy gotta do for some recognition around here?
I'm pretty much sure that between Red Bull, Vans and Volcom homeboy makes way more money than Jaws with AYC/Dekline/Birdhouse deal... But yeah somebody put the dude on a decent board company...
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He's obviously pretty well paid with the huge private bowl and the Vans, Volcom, Red Bull sponsors. He doesn't get recognized because he has no image. He's just an insane tranny skater. No relevant crew association, no relevant board sponsor, hardly any footage or interviews. You have to have all of that too to really be recognized or relevant
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Pedro is in a weird spot, dominating the small tranny but hasn't stepped to the Mega Ramp yet. I feel he gets no respect because he's from Brazil and only skates ramps, not really appealing to the American audience.. I'll cheer when he blasts a 540 over my head, but aside from that I don't give a shit really
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Can't say he's just a ramp skater, he gapped out to bs 50 on a rail down a gnarly stair set!
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Its because he isn't a septic tank (septic tank = yank = full of shit). Skateboarding is the most international of all the "sports" that seppos came up with and they just can't bear that they are not the best at it anymore, so they gotta get all new york and no-comply-y when a brazilian is the best bowl skater in the world, a colombian grinds the biggest rails, an australian can do the most tech shit and a frenchman has the best style.
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Pedro is in a weird spot, dominating the small tranny but hasn't stepped to the Mega Ramp yet. I feel he gets no respect because he's from Brazil and only skates ramps, not really appealing to the American audience.. I'll cheer when he blasts a 540 over my head, but aside from that I don't give a shit really
It's criminal he's not paid enough, but unless he's doing a 540 over your head you don't give a shit?
Read your fist and last posts in this thread and realize that you are now even proving your threads are pointless.
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Can't say he's just a ramp skater, he gapped out to bs 50 on a rail down a gnarly stair set!
I feel they should edit street stuff out of tranny parts, like TNT had street tricks too but they took away the essense
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Its because he isn't a septic tank (septic tank = yank = full of shit). Skateboarding is the most international of all the "sports" that seppos came up with and they just can't bear that they are not the best at it anymore, so they gotta get all new york and no-comply-y when a brazilian is the best bowl skater in the world, a colombian grinds the biggest rails, an australian can do the most tech shit and a frenchman has the best style.
Boom with this.
Imagine how BORING the Olympics with skateboarding are going to be. Hope that never happen. I think surf is one step forward if I understand correctly the seppos thing. I like skateboarding like a global thing. Now Pedro dont need to move to Cali.
And about the Jaws deal with Asphalt versus Pedro with Volcom...that was so fun. Now I feel bad about Jaws. Somebody put him that on MTV with Tom Green.
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Its because he isn't a septic tank (septic tank = yank = full of shit). Skateboarding is the most international of all the "sports" that seppos came up with and they just can't bear that they are not the best at it anymore, so they gotta get all new york and no-comply-y when a brazilian is the best bowl skater in the world, a colombian grinds the biggest rails, an australian can do the most tech shit and a frenchman has the best style.
You're gonna call out an entire country for being full of shit, then talk about the "Bestest, Biggest, techest"? C'mon man...
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Can't say he's just a ramp skater, he gapped out to bs 50 on a rail down a gnarly stair set!
Yeah, you wouldn't want to appear well rounded or anything... Although, that nose manual bonk 3 shove thing probably could've been left out
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Does the thread have at least 15 feet of vert? Because I don't know how else to contain him.
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Expired Visa?
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Its because he isn't a septic tank (septic tank = yank = full of shit). Skateboarding is the most international of all the "sports" that seppos came up with and they just can't bear that they are not the best at it anymore, so they gotta get all new york and no-comply-y when a brazilian is the best bowl skater in the world, a colombian grinds the biggest rails, an australian can do the most tech shit and a frenchman has the best style.
FOUND THE BOGAN YOU GUYS!!! Someone piss in your VB this morning?
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Its because he isn't a septic tank (septic tank = yank = full of shit). Skateboarding is the most international of all the "sports" that seppos came up with and they just can't bear that they are not the best at it anymore, so they gotta get all new york and no-comply-y when a brazilian is the best bowl skater in the world, a colombian grinds the biggest rails, an australian can do the most tech shit and a frenchman has the best style.
FOUND THE BOGAN YOU GUYS!!! Someone piss in your VB this morning?
Yeah cunt I stole Davos last cone last night and he was fuckin pissed, so he pissed in me vb in the first round of morning bevvos. Still drank it but.
Lol joke I had two espressos and baked eggs in the eastern suburbs of sydney. What are you from Perth or some shit?
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Brazilian skaters always have at least one clip in jorts. that said I haven't seen his part. Perhaps this theorem is not true.
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Its because he isn't a septic tank (septic tank = yank = full of shit). Skateboarding is the most international of all the "sports" that seppos came up with and they just can't bear that they are not the best at it anymore, so they gotta get all new york and no-comply-y when a brazilian is the best bowl skater in the world, a colombian grinds the biggest rails, an australian can do the most tech shit and a frenchman has the best style.
FOUND THE BOGAN YOU GUYS!!! Someone piss in your VB this morning?
Yeah cunt I stole Davos last cone last night and he was fuckin pissed, so he pissed in me vb in the first round of morning bevvos. Still drank it but.
Lol joke I had two espressos and baked eggs in the eastern suburbs of sydney. What are you from Perth or some shit?
Naw I'm an American living in Queensland who's heard that Sepo shit one too many times.
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Its because he isn't a septic tank (septic tank = yank = full of shit). Skateboarding is the most international of all the "sports" that seppos came up with and they just can't bear that they are not the best at it anymore, so they gotta get all new york and no-comply-y when a brazilian is the best bowl skater in the world, a colombian grinds the biggest rails, an australian can do the most tech shit and a frenchman has the best style.
FOUND THE BOGAN YOU GUYS!!! Someone piss in your VB this morning?
Yeah cunt I stole Davos last cone last night and he was fuckin pissed, so he pissed in me vb in the first round of morning bevvos. Still drank it but.
Lol joke I had two espressos and baked eggs in the eastern suburbs of sydney. What are you from Perth or some shit?
m8 you gotta respect the local customs
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local customs like hating black and asian people, word.
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Its because he isn't a septic tank (septic tank = yank = full of shit). Skateboarding is the most international of all the "sports" that seppos came up with and they just can't bear that they are not the best at it anymore, so they gotta get all new york and no-comply-y when a brazilian is the best bowl skater in the world, a colombian grinds the biggest rails, an australian can do the most tech shit and a frenchman has the best style.
FOUND THE BOGAN YOU GUYS!!! Someone piss in your VB this morning?
Yeah cunt I stole Davos last cone last night and he was fuckin pissed, so he pissed in me vb in the first round of morning bevvos. Still drank it but.
Lol joke I had two espressos and baked eggs in the eastern suburbs of sydney. What are you from Perth or some shit?
m8 you gotta respect the local customs
It's not so much as being called a Sepo that bothers me so much as the drunk bogan trying to fight me after calling me that.
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typical aussie douchebag, dont bother with that trash
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local customs like hating black and asian people, word.
Only poms and yanks. If they happen to be black or Asian so be it.