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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: NoComply180 on June 02, 2015, 10:50:15 AM
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Norman woods
Kelvin Hoeffler (who the hell is this guy and why does he have so many likes on facebook)
sebo walker
felipe ortiz (I can't stand this dude even though objectively he kills it)
NoComply180
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felipe gustavo. the number of times i've seen a clip of him going "ching chong ching chang" back to random asian people who are trying to stop him from skating something is way too high. dude's a disrespectful little shithead. i respect his skating but that dude sucks.
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Mikey Taylor. I've hated him since he was a wigger
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Norman woods
Kelvin Hoeffler (who the hell is this guy and why does he have so many likes on facebook)
sebo walker
felipe ortiz (I can't stand this dude even though objectively he kills it)
NoComply180
Kelvin Hoeffler literally only wears Rockstar Energy hats
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jimmy carlin is painfully unfunny
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msa
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felipe gustavo. the number of times i've seen a clip of him going "ching chong ching chang" back to random asian people who are trying to stop him from skating something is way too high. dude's a disrespectful little shithead. i respect his skating but that dude sucks.
there are some serious rippers in/from Brazil for sure, but some elements of the skate culture there annoys the shit out of me. All these little 13 year olds tag themselves in every single picture of random pro's facebook pages and spam their skate related pages all over the comments.
Felipe Gustavo looks like a fat faced baby too.
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Lately it's been Magenta guys or anyone who tries to be like them, which is unfortunate because I used to be into their stuff. Also Shaun Powers. There's probably tons I'm not thinking of but can't remember since I don't pay attention to them.
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jimmy carlin is painfully unfunny
this and anyone who likes jesse alba, mango or alex olsen
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Lately it's been Magenta guys or anyone who tries to be like them, which is unfortunate because I used to be into their stuff. Also Shaun Powers. There's probably tons I'm not thinking of but can't remember since I don't pay attention to them.
The one thing that annoys me about Shawn Powers, is the step backwards he took in his skating. You look at his old shit, he's flipping into grinds and slides. Now he just shuv its and switch mongo pushes everywhere and people want to cup his balls.
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jimmy carlin is painfully unfunny
i dont see why people love that genisys kid. he doesnt annoy me, i just dont see whats so appealing.
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Fuck Phil Mickelson, what's with that dude? He's fuccin creepy.
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Ellington, he's been doing the same 4 tricks for 10 years
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Lately it's been Magenta guys or anyone who tries to be like them, which is unfortunate because I used to be into their stuff. Also Shaun Powers. There's probably tons I'm not thinking of but can't remember since I don't pay attention to them.
this is the most annoying/embaressing/tragic thing i've ever seen
JENKEM - Hanging out with... Shawn Powers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5qyTMgDP9c#)
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Alex Midler
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Alot of the people that post on SLAP
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brian delatorre for that stupid man bun on his head. i said it, i said it, knock off the man bun!
quim cardona for the way he says 'QUIM CAHDONA!' all self important.
hoolio de la cruz for inventing all those goofy tricks even though i'm sort of a fan [of the era but he was a part of it].
paul rodriguez for not including fat funnyman paul rodriguez sr in his videos. he's like a brown misshapen owen wilson.
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who the hell is buying Shawn's art?
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felipe gustavo seems like a fucking douche bag.
peter smolik saw one interview with him and he kept going "i aint gay" like he just seemed so unsecure about his sexuality.
nocomply180 :)
people who spit all over the park holy shiiiiiiiiiiiii
jimmy carlin he makes me cringe so hard he looks like he trys so hard. never laughed at that guy.
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Smolik is a legend
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Mikey Taylor because he seems like he's faking his whole persona. He reminds me too much of a class president from high school, just too fakely happy all the time.
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Louie lopez
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Joey Brezinski
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Gonna have to agree with everyone about Mikey Taylor. That dude is a trend hopper incapable of original thought. At the same time, I don't necessarily hold it against him. There are definite benefits to being like that with staying relevant and marketable being chief among them. Or maybe I'm giving him too much credit. Maybe he's just really into transparent popular things without ulterior motives. Maybe he's just having fun.
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Louie lopez
What?? Maybe old Louie Lopez, not 2k15 Louie Lopez.
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I agree with people not liking Mikey Taylor, I don't really see whats so cool about him or how he has two shoes on DC. But I hate any skater who only post on Instagram now, so skaters like Trevor Colden
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Lately it's been Magenta guys or anyone who tries to be like them, which is unfortunate because I used to be into their stuff. Also Shaun Powers. There's probably tons I'm not thinking of but can't remember since I don't pay attention to them.
What are "magenta guys"..?
Fucking Jim Greco annoys me. and Tony Trujillo. and Jason Lee too.
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gotta be leo valls
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Jake Johnson
Mark Gonzales
John Cardiel
Donny Barley and Brandon Westgooch
Jahmal Williams
Oyola
Anthony Mosely
Lee Berman
Todd Jordan
John Igie
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Jake Johnson
Mark Gonzales
John Cardiel
Donny Barley and Brandon Westgooch
Jahmal Williams
Oyola
Anthony Mosely
Lee Berman
Todd Jordan
John Igie
Holy shit, that's all I can say
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felipe gustavo. the number of times i've seen a clip of him going "ching chong ching chang" back to random asian people who are trying to stop him from skating something is way too high. dude's a disrespectful little shithead. i respect his skating but that dude sucks.
wow, i had no idea
that shit is unacceptable
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jimmy carlin is painfully unfunny
i dont see why people love that genisys kid. he doesnt annoy me, i just dont see whats so appealing.
i forgot about him dude is walking fat albert character
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Jake Johnson
Mark Gonzales
John Cardiel
Donny Barley and Brandon Westgooch
Jahmal Williams
Oyola
Anthony Mosely
Lee Berman
Todd Jordan
John Igie
lol, you're so different
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Peter Hewitt Andy Roy and Fred gall
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Peter Hewitt Andy Roy and Fred gall
How the hell is Hewitt annoying almost all footage of him is just skating no antics no persona. And don't hate on Uncle Freddy.
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I'm agreeing with Shawn Powers. I had heard of him on here and everybody saying how he "kills it" and never looked up footage. Then I saw that "A Day With Shawn Powers" or whatever on Jenkem, and was super bummed. Dude blows. Bumming cigarettes and shit. Ridiculous. Ain't cigarette's like $10 a pack in NYC?? If I lived there and was a smoker, there ain't no fucking way I would be giving one out.
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I've been avoiding Shawn Powers. I know nothing about him besides other people's reactions. I don't need to know any more people to hate.
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Jake Johnson
Mark Gonzales
John Cardiel
Donny Barley and Brandon Westgooch
Jahmal Williams
Oyola
Anthony Mosely
Lee Berman
Todd Jordan
John Igie
lol, you're so different
To be fair, I'd live happily never seeing footage of Gonz pushing mongo or trying to be funny.
His art is shit as well. Kook away.
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Skate Mafia.
The dudes are so rad on it, which is the worst part. But I can't stand "Skate Mafia" and cringed at all those edits. It's like anyone who associates with "Skate Mafia" I just lose some respect for. For no reason! Also the gang-sign they made is actually really creative with the S and the M, but it seriously makes me want to puke a little. I hate it so much. ........Gang Signs.......
I'm done.
Kyle Walker. You're supposed to like that dude but it just seems bland to me. He's very talented.
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Skate Mafia.
The dudes are so rad on it, which is the worst part. But I can't stand "Skate Mafia" and cringed at all those edits. It's like anyone who associates with "Skate Mafia" I just lose some respect for. For no reason! Also the gang-sign they made is actually really creative with the S and the M, but it seriously makes me want to puke a little. I hate it so much. ........Gang Signs.......
I'm done.
Kyle Walker. You're supposed to like that dude but it just seems bland to me. He's very talented.
Kyle Walker rips and I love his skating but his parts do come off as a little bland, I think it's because he was wearing the same shirt in like half his clips in propeller that just kind of cause them to fuse together in my mind.
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Jake Johnson
Mark Gonzales
John Cardiel
Donny Barley and Brandon Westgooch
Jahmal Williams
Oyola
Anthony Mosely
Lee Berman
Todd Jordan
John Igie
You forgot Gino
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If anyone mentioned in this thread gave you faggots so much as a "hey bro" IRL you'd be back on this site claiming how awesome they were.
Except for Shaun powers ofcourse he stinks
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Chase and Yoon at the Berrics are so goddamn corny. They drive dick jokes into the ground on social media to where its almost strange, how old are these people? Also the behind the scenes of the 2up Theotis clip is the corniest thing I've seen in my life. Fuck.
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Kyle Walker. You're supposed to like that dude but it just seems bland to me. He's very talented.
that dude has no gimmicks or anything. by supposed to like him, do you mean youre supposed to be able to appreciate gnarly stylish skateboarding?
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So Slap hates Shawn Powers but loves Clark Hassler who is basically the white precursor to Powers...
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Lately it's been Magenta guys or anyone who tries to be like them, which is unfortunate because I used to be into their stuff. Also Shaun Powers. There's probably tons I'm not thinking of but can't remember since I don't pay attention to them.
He peaked with that fakie flip over the bench in Caviar.
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Kyle Walker. You're supposed to like that dude but it just seems bland to me. He's very talented.
Exactly. You are supposed to be able to appreciate gnarly stylish skateboarding. But there isn't an angle about his skating that gets me super psyched. Who knows, that could change with time. Rad skater though, and tons of kids like him. And he definitely deserves to be in the game.
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Jake Johnson
Mark Gonzales
John Cardiel
Donny Barley and Brandon Westgooch
Jahmal Williams
Oyola
Anthony Mosely
Lee Berman
Todd Jordan
John Igie
WHAT THE FUCK DID JOHN IGIE DO TO YOU?
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I have no idea who Shawn Powers is but Clark Hassler and his skating own a chapter in the book of psychanautic legend
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i forgot about him dude is walking fat albert character
we all know you hate those dudes cuz you post it all the time, but that was damn funny
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Kyle Walker. You're supposed to like that dude but it just seems bland to me. He's very talented.
Exactly. You are supposed to be able to appreciate gnarly stylish skateboarding. But there isn't an angle about his skating that gets me super psyched. Who knows, that could change with time. Rad skater though, and tons of kids like him. And he definitely deserves to be in the game.
why is he annoying if you think hes a rad skater?
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in no particular order.
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Kyle Walker. You're supposed to like that dude but it just seems bland to me. He's very talented.
Exactly. You are supposed to be able to appreciate gnarly stylish skateboarding. But there isn't an angle about his skating that gets me super psyched. Who knows, that could change with time. Rad skater though, and tons of kids like him. And he definitely deserves to be in the game.
Read the thread title abudabi. Casey jones doesn't need a reason
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it seems contradictory to say someone's a rad skater and then also say you find them annoying, especially when they dont really put a personality forward or anything
edit: but whatever yeah i guess the thread doesnt require a reason, i just dont understand it, seems like unnecessary hate
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da nigga jason byoun makes shawn powers look like daewon song
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Really?? This is pretty much the same thing as the "skaters who embarrass you" thread.
Oh well whatever, Yoon from the Berrics definitely annoys me sometimes. I like the guy but some of the things that he says on camera is just retarted.
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Nolan Johnson bothers me for some reason.
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Nolan Johnson bothers me for some reason.
Don't like crust punks aye? :-*
I thought he was a fashion fuck to begin with too but I can't fault his skating.
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I don't think I can even be bothered to make a list ttyt, here's the abridged version:
99% of people who ride for nike
99% of people in a supreme shirt
100% of people with energy drink sponsors
trend/ bandwagon jumpers (you know who you are)
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Oh well whatever, Yoon from the Berrics definitely annoys me sometimes. I like the guy but some of the things that he says on camera is just retarted.
Is this a joke? If not, you are the one who is "retarted" (sic). "are just regular" would make more sense, but calling someone regular is fucked up regardless. Dick.
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dang, sorry about your fam Burt Ward
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I can't stand how good looking rune glifberg is, he's like the underrated vertical dylan.
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Oh well whatever, Yoon from the Berrics definitely annoys me sometimes. I like the guy but some of the things that he says on camera is just retarted.
Is this a joke? If not, you are the one who is "retarted" (sic). "are just regular" would make more sense, but calling someone regular is fucked up regardless. Dick.
Where in that sentence did I say HE was retarted??
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Such a retart.
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of retart ;)
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msa
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i also am annoyed with shawn powers cause i used to like this part and now his parts aren't as enjoyable. he didn't even have a bad switch push.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDrmy6yOpK8
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Nolan Johnson bothers me for some reason.
Don't like crust punks aye? :-*
I thought he was a fashion fuck to begin with too but I can't fault his skating.
No doubt, he shreds. His skating is good but he bothers me.
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Jake Johnson
Mark Gonzales
John Cardiel
Donny Barley and Brandon Westgooch
Jahmal Williams
Oyola
Anthony Mosely
Lee Berman
Todd Jordan
John Igie
WHAT THE FUCK DID JOHN IGIE DO TO YOU?
john igei (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c01hhO1T8pU#)
yes please explain...
also
DILL
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Nolan Johnson bothers me for some reason.
Don't like crust punks aye? :-*
I thought he was a fashion fuck to begin with too but I can't fault his skating.
No doubt, he shreds. His skating is good but he bothers me.
Idk, I reckon he is actually into crust and isn't just going through hey-look-at-me-in-my-crass-shirt phase, but yeah I guess your thoughts are congruent with the thread title; he annoys you but you're not quite sure why.
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*For no particular reason.
davis torgenson
blake carpenter
fos
chris joslin
sierra fellers
*For very obvious and specific reason
joey bresenski : just cant get into that kind of skating, and he is annoying.
daniel castillo : milkin it longer, and harder than any other pro ever has, ive literally seen the guy do the same three tricks the past 20+ years.
garrett hill : do i really even need to explain that?
forrest edwards : i dont care how insanely good he is on a skateboard (and he is) he has the worst attitude of any skater ive ever had the displeasure of reading about, or watching footage of. Its not just the OIAM stuff, i can genuanly tell he is nothing but a pompous, little shithead.
sean malto: this guy should get his own category, ive never enjoyed his boring, repetitive, robotic style of skating. And i cannot stand the way he looks as a human, there is something about his face, and his stupid fucking haircut, it infuriates me.
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I can't fucking stand Richie Jackson or William Spencer or Ryan Spencer or whatever his name is. Also, anyone that associates with Revive.
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I can't fucking stand Richie Jackson or William Spencer or Ryan Spencer or whatever his name is. Also, anyone that associates with Revive.
I find it hard to believe you are actually confused over whether it is william or ryan since you clearly know both of their names.
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I can't fucking stand Richie Jackson or William Spencer or Ryan Spencer or whatever his name is. Also, anyone that associates with Revive.
I find it hard to believe you are actually confused over whether it is william or ryan since you clearly know both of their names.
I get them mixed up. The one on foundation doesn't really bother me much, but the one who does those stupid fake tricks annoys me.
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I never like Brandon Biebel the dude rips, but I always hated the way he skates. I also just hate his style of wearing baggy clothing or wife beaters. He always seem to skate size 14 shoes. It just looks like he's shoe is eating the board. I don't know why that bugs me so much.
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jeremy leabres. great style, trick selection and looks like he's having fun skating. fuckin piece of shit
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Neen Williams solely because of that Deathwish commercial that Thrasher aired 100,000 times where he says "Essential!"
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I can't fucking stand Richie Jackson or William Spencer or Ryan Spencer or whatever his name is. Also, anyone that associates with Revive.
I find it hard to believe you are actually confused over whether it is william or ryan since you clearly know both of their names.
Ryan Spencer rocks. The Dekline video was so great. I watch that part every one in a while.
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I can't fucking stand Richie Jackson or William Spencer or Ryan Spencer or whatever his name is. Also, anyone that associates with Revive.
I love both those skaters. I think they have really unique skating styles, but I can also understand why people wouldn't like them for that reason.
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kilian martin
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jeremy leabres. great style, trick selection and looks like he's having fun skating. fuckin piece of shit
and he got beat up by lannie rhoads last week or so
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jeremy leabres. great style, trick selection and looks like he's having fun skating. fuckin piece of shit
For what ?
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jeremy leabres. great style, trick selection and looks like he's having fun skating. fuckin piece of shit
For what ?
snitchin
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jeremy leabres. great style, trick selection and looks like he's having fun skating. fuckin piece of shit
For what ?
snitchin
from what i saw i think he was tryna get with lannies chick or something like that, IG drama
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He actually got his ass kicked?
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Torey pudwill.
The stupid nickname (every time I hear t puds I cringe)
The stupid california durrr stoner face
The giant redbull beanies
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Torey pudwill.
The stupid nickname (every time I hear t puds I cringe)
The stupid california durrr stoner face
The giant redbull beanies
Now look how you made T puds feel :-[ :-[ :-[
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No reason: chris roberts, peter ramondetta, sebo walker
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Shawn Powers is every negative cliché about skaters rolled into one. Rude, obnoxious skate punk with a shitty attitude that makes shitty "art."
"stole it anyway...cos im a bad boy." Oh, FUCK you, kid.
AND that cunt has a punch face.
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I can't stand Sammy Baca. Just seems like a trashy person that doesn't contribute shit to society. An In The Way person
Hell, most of those trashy Hollywood cunts are annoying as hell. They're all just interchangeable cogs in the Baker Boys machine.
I don't know names anymore, so anybody that is an asshole loudmouth is annoying as fuck.
Except Tim O'Connor. Because he's funny.
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Jake Donnelley is annoyingly overrated. No idea why he's pro and his tough guy persona is laughable. Total meathead.
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Cody Mcentire. I don't know why, but there's something suspect about him.
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Joey Brezinski
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felipe gustavo. the number of times i've seen a clip of him going "ching chong ching chang" back to random asian people who are trying to stop him from skating something is way too high. dude's a disrespectful little shithead. i respect his skating but that dude sucks.
I just noticed he's doing this in the end credits of True. what a dbag. I think he's the type of person who never would have skated when it was considered something that only freaks did, before it became a socially acceptable activity. he'd probably be a soccer player or something instead.
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Fuck Cody Mac and he's fake steez tre flips on tranny and his crew cut havin' ass. Fuck outta' here with that shit and get back to the front line.
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felipe gustavo. the number of times i've seen a clip of him going "ching chong ching chang" back to random asian people who are trying to stop him from skating something is way too high. dude's a disrespectful little shithead. i respect his skating but that dude sucks.
I just noticed he's doing this in the end credits of True. what a dbag. I think he's the type of person who never would have skated when it was considered something that only freaks did, before it became a socially acceptable activity. he'd probably be a soccer player or something instead.
plus he's ruining this fucking song in this video. RIP BIGGIE.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=upoAVigpWEQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upoAVigpWEQ#)
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*For no particular reason.
davis torgenson
blake carpenter
fos
chris joslin
sierra fellers
*For very obvious and specific reason
joey bresenski : just cant get into that kind of skating, and he is annoying.
daniel castillo : milkin it longer, and harder than any other pro ever has, ive literally seen the guy do the same three tricks the past 20+ years.
garrett hill : do i really even need to explain that?
forrest edwards : i dont care how insanely good he is on a skateboard (and he is) he has the worst attitude of any skater ive ever had the displeasure of reading about, or watching footage of. Its not just the OIAM stuff, i can genuanly tell he is nothing but a pompous, little shithead.
sean malto: this guy should get his own category, ive never enjoyed his boring, repetitive, robotic style of skating. And i cannot stand the way he looks as a human, there is something about his face, and his stupid fucking haircut, it infuriates me.
Although the thread is titled skaters who annoy you for no reason, care to elaborate on why fos annoys you? seems like the nicest guy, and heroin is a sick company.
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These few go against the title of the thread:
Not welcome, but a good portion of its fans
a good portion of kooky anti hero fans
Josh Katz(and anyone apart of the revive crew for that matter, except for Doug Des Autels)
Jamie Thomas
Danny Way
Aaron Goure(no doubt he shreds, but he comes off as a try hard with his sense of humor)
For no reason:
Chris Chann
Jeremy Leabres
Dane Burman
Alysha Bergado
Julz Lynn
Chris Cole
Ninejah
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Brezinski can get a little immature on his snapchat, but ultimately he's pretty funny and I like his skating haha.
BUT HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT LIKE CODY MAC?!?! TOOTHPICK GOD!
Well, on topic:
Most of Welcome's fans
Most youtube skaters
Felipe Gustavo (on another note I always skip his part in true because he ruins the song, and fuck his rude "ching chong" bullshit"
Eric Koston
Steve Berra
Nuge
Nyjah
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So Slap hates Shawn Powers but loves Clark Hassler who is basically the white precursor to Powers...
shawn powers couldn't fuck with pretty much anything clark's ever done
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Neen Williams solely because of that Deathwish commercial that Thrasher aired 100,000 times where he says "Essential!"
For me it is his super crouched landings, his face and the inane bullshit that spills out of his gob.
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So Slap hates Shawn Powers but loves Clark Hassler who is basically the white precursor to Powers...
shawn powers couldn't fuck with pretty much anything clark's ever done
And Clark is one of the nicest people in the world.
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Sk8Mafia, as a staff, skate company, and as a muthafuccing crew.
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axel cruysberg is pretty terrible. style and skating wise.
JAMIE THOMAS
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Jake Johnson
Mark Gonzales
John Cardiel
Donny Barley and Brandon Westgooch
Jahmal Williams
Oyola
Anthony Mosely
Lee Berman
Todd Jordan
John Igie
KILL YOURSELF
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sage, dylan, ben nordberg, anyone on welcome, daniel espinoza, curren caples, lizard king.
damn why curren caples or anyone on welcome?
i understand the hate on ben nordberg, he has a huge fucking ego and cares more about fashion than anything, but welcome was and still is very much needed at a time when skateboarding is seen as a sport rather than a fun activity. bringing back the 80s style clothing, decks, tricks, hairstyles, in the face of like, street league? that's pretty ballsy and people responded favorably to them.
curren caples was actually the skater who got me into skateboarding, because as a 6th grade girl i thought he was "sooooo cute :3" so i can't hate but i definitely see that he turned into a fucking egotistical jackass, with the audi and the unending money and bitches