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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Tracer on July 19, 2015, 07:53:00 PM
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When I grew up skating putting more than 1 foot down on an old school trick was wack. Hell even putting a foot down EVER was wack, now it seems like people go foot down on purpose in lines. That shit is not fucking cool, ever, it's a funny move like benihana. Benihanas don't involve planting your foot on the ground, so they're automatically better than a no comply/ boneless
Looking at Trevor Colden right now thinking switch no complies are cool, this fag was born to skate rails yet he tortures us with this shit? Fuck off, they may be fun and easy for you, for the rest of us you're disrespecting skateboarding.
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What about a straight no comply without bonking it offa something (the kind where it's like an ollie that your knee levels out the board)? That shits like harder than any flip trick ever.
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What about a straight no comply without bonking it offa something (the kind where it's like an ollie that your knee levels out the board)? That shits like harder than any flip trick ever.
Your normal ollie will be much higher, so ollie>no comply, always. I don't give a shit about difficulty, stay on your board kook!
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What about kickflip drop to the ground and do a push-up and get up and land it?
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What started it all in recent years...
Cory Kennedy. rvca (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOzDk9RTjss#)
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What about kickflip drop to the ground and do a push-up and get up and land it?
I'm down with this! That's how you learn to skate. Atleast you didn't spend hours perfecting how to step off your board.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKWli-pOU0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKWli-pOU0#)
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I have a soft spot for Mike V's stalefish no comply.
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Tracer shows why he is the worst once again.
Straight no complies are hard over stuffbut we all know you dont really skate so you cant grasp this.
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Tracer shows why he is the worst once again.
Straight no complies are hard over stuffbut we all know you dont really skate so you cant grasp this.
Why don't we just throw our board straight up in the air and try catching it... Is that a trick too dumb fuck?
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Tracer shows why he is the worst once again.
Straight no complies are hard over stuffbut we all know you dont really skate so you cant grasp this.
Why dont you just throw your board away (considering you even have one).
Post a clip fuccboi
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Tracer shows why he is the worst once again.
Straight no complies are hard over stuffbut we all know you dont really skate so you cant grasp this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2qc4Is144M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2qc4Is144M)
I don't know man, Sissy pops are cool.
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Hell even putting a foot down EVER was wack,
THEN HOW DO YOU PUSH YOU ROLLER BLADING FUCK
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Please don't use the word fag. It's really not cool and beyond ignorant.
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THEN HOW DO YOU PUSH
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oops! tracer thread, my bad
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I have to agree that straight no-complys, fs 360 no-complys and ollie step ofs look fucking gross, but some no-complys are fun to do and look sick
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Rules for skateboarding are awesome! Can't do this, don't do that. This trick sucks, this trick looks like shit. Fascist joccbois. Tracer do you still wear your collar popped?
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Rules for skateboarding are awesome! Can't do this, don't do that. This trick sucks, this trick looks like shit. Fascist joccbois. Tracer do you still wear your collar popped?
My thoughts exactly. If we wanted rules then we would play regular sports. The best thing about skateboarding is freedom. To do the tricks that we like to do. Also, by nature, skateboarders have and forever will be rebels and the second someone tells us we cant do something, makes us want to do it even more.
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Tracer shows why he is the worst once again.
Straight no complies are hard over stuffbut we all know you dont really skate so you cant grasp this.
Post a clip fuccboi
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Exclusive Tracer footage:
bad roller skaters.MPG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiMBSCVCewk#)
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joccbois
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There's some people taking all these tricks to new heights and it's awesome, but it's also a trend and it's overdone.
Next generation of kids will probably hate on it and pick another one.
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Hell even putting a foot down EVER was wack,
THEN HOW DO YOU PUSH YOU ROLLER BLADING FUCK
Real clever, that's the point of putting your foot down, to gain speed. I know you secretly agree with me but as always you ride the wave of popularity
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There's some people taking all these tricks to new heights and it's awesome, but it's also a trend and it's overdone.
Next generation of kids will probably hate on it and pick another one.
Troof. These days every kid at the park is doing shitty no comply front 1s and shuvs thinking they're doing something so different and original when its not. Respect to those who can do no comply bigspins and other hard shit tho
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I don't even like pushing. That shit is played the fuck out.
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Troof. These days every kid at the park is doing shitty no comply front 1s and shuvs thinking they're doing something so different and original when its not. Respect to those who can do no comply bigspins and other hard shit tho
smh
sorry for posting in a tracer thread but is "no comply front one" gonna be the new "fakie full cab" is excessive and redundant trick nomenclature? guess what you could just say 43.
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Every time I read something Tracer posts I lose a few more brain cells. This is straight up the dumbest shit I've read on SLAP. Why do you even bother anymore.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKWli-pOU0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKWli-pOU0#)
Yea, this shit is sick.
I know it's popular to hate Tracer and all, but on the real man, just because it's trendy doesn't mean it ain't cool (no complies I mean).
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Tracer, I have said this before but you called me a "jock" or something for bringing it up, but if you posted a thread titled "My Footage" with your actual footage it could finally give you respect, even if it is just crappy throwaway footage.
Anyways, any trick can be shit, but any trick can also be done well and be sick. I don't think any trick is inherently SHIT, hell even a few skaters have make pressure flips look good recently. On behalf of Ray Barbee, shut up.
Found a cool Ray Barbee montage just now.
Ray Barbee 20Yrs Vans on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/18642248)
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When I grew up skating putting more than 1 foot down on an old school trick was wack. Hell even putting a foot down EVER was wack, now it seems like people go foot down on purpose in lines. That shit is not fucking cool, ever, it's a funny move like benihana. Benihanas don't involve planting your foot on the ground, so they're automatically better than a no comply/ boneless
Looking at Trevor Colden right now thinking switch no complies are cool, this fag was born to skate rails yet he tortures us with this shit? Fuck off, they may be fun and easy for you, for the rest of us you're disrespecting skateboarding.
Hmm interesting...I never really thought of it that way. I guess those tricks just never really bothered me as much as they do to you? I can see your point to some extent, but me personally, I don't mind a no comply/ boneless or two but only when its appropriate. Even a footplant on a quarter is pretty rad too. I guess it depends who does them. Some people can pull it off and some people can't.
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Ali Boulala - Really Sorry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RP8D34oRdg#)
2:30, can't help but love that trick especially when boulala does it.
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what about a no comply no comply? is that physically possible?
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Even a footplant on a quarter is pretty rad
I was watching Barrier Kult earlier tonight cuz fuckin that Mattress spoof yesterday got me thinkin'. I can't really skate any tranny that well but these guys really fucking kill it. Footplants and all.
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When I grew up skating putting more than 1 foot down on an old school trick was wack. Hell even putting a foot down EVER was wack, now it seems like people go foot down on purpose in lines. That shit is not fucking cool, ever, it's a funny move like benihana. Benihanas don't involve planting your foot on the ground, so they're automatically better than a no comply/ boneless
Looking at Trevor Colden right now thinking switch no complies are cool, this fag was born to skate rails yet he tortures us with this shit? Fuck off, they may be fun and easy for you, for the rest of us you're disrespecting skateboarding.
Hmm interesting...I never really thought of it that way. I guess those tricks just never really bothered me as much as they do to you? I can see your point to some extent, but me personally, I don't mind a no comply/ boneless or two but only when its appropriate. Even a footplant on a quarter is pretty rad too. I guess it depends who does them. Some people can pull it off and some people can't.
Boneless' suck man, if you need to plant your foot for extra air just to stank it out you're not going fast enough. GT is super guilty of this, love his skating aside from when he needs to footplant air.
On vert it's excused, you never push, so a fun dork trick is OK once in a while. Vert skaters don't get wrapped up in it, old schoolers did it for a living. Seeing some douche at the park try to boneless the set when he can't even kickflip is pathetic. Guess I grew up in a different geneskation. You would be laughed at for those tricks so hard not even a decade ago, guess tricks change, this time for the worse
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nice new picture tracer!!
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why did you take your high school out of your instagram bio? Did i really find you????
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I will not comply with your definition of which tricks are acceptable to do.
No,I'm not proud of this joke. In all seriousness though you can pry my no complies from my cold dead hands.
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you can't seriously be hating on this beauty!
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When I grew up skating putting more than 1 foot down on an old school trick was wack. Hell even putting a foot down EVER was wack, now it seems like people go foot down on purpose in lines. That shit is not fucking cool, ever, it's a funny move like benihana. Benihanas don't involve planting your foot on the ground, so they're automatically better than a no comply/ boneless
Looking at Trevor Colden right now thinking switch no complies are cool, this fag was born to skate rails yet he tortures us with this shit? Fuck off, they may be fun and easy for you, for the rest of us you're disrespecting skateboarding.
Hmm interesting...I never really thought of it that way. I guess those tricks just never really bothered me as much as they do to you? I can see your point to some extent, but me personally, I don't mind a no comply/ boneless or two but only when its appropriate. Even a footplant on a quarter is pretty rad too. I guess it depends who does them. Some people can pull it off and some people can't.
On vert it's excused, you never push, so a fun dork trick is OK once in a while. Vert skaters don't get wrapped up in it, old schoolers did it for a living. Seeing some douche at the park try to boneless the set when he can't even kickflip is pathetic. Guess I grew up in a different geneskation. You would be laughed at for those tricks so hard not even a decade ago, guess tricks change, this time for the worse
To me it sounds like you came from my 'geneskation.' To each his own though. We all have different opinions on it and I respect yours.
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instead of bitching at tracer for being tracer lets just make it a thread for "foot down tricks"
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nice new picture tracer!!
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why did you take your high school out of your instagram bio? Did i really find you????
Blowout game on point!
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First trick and at 1:15
Jake Johnson's "Static IV" Part (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYmm6FQ_4U0#)
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guess I'm from the old school
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guess I'm from the old school
this is from 96, and as good as skateboarding (and no complies) gets. Photo on the right.
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and Simon was never heard from again. word is he did 1 too many no complys now mcdonalds wont even hire him
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and Simon was never heard from again. word is he did 1 too many no complys now mcdonalds wont even hire him
Well, he did make the Wall Street Journal.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702303795904579431390766757658 (http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702303795904579431390766757658)
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you can't seriously be hating on this beauty!
the first trick? yeah it's nice but that's a lazy/ late back foot no comply if i ever saw one
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Luan oliveira no-comply 360 flip !!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj-eOIuIEBo#)
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No comply hurricane @2:17
Adidas Best Trick Contest at SOMA Park (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldbe65BhLBg#)
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and Simon was never heard from again. word is he did 1 too many no complys now mcdonalds wont even hire him
Well, he did make the Wall Street Journal.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702303795904579431390766757658 (http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702303795904579431390766757658)
Had no idea he was a current known artist especially to the degree that this personal private issue between him & his wife is apparently being covered in the Wall Street Journal with an accompanying 5-minute video. Really bizarre stuff.
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guess I'm from the old school
Ray Barbee - Ban This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKWli-pOU0#)
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guess I'm from the old school
Swallowing Shit - You're Not Old School , You Just Old (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAg67xMv6EA#)
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I don't even like pushing. That shit is played the fuck out.
I power tick tac......
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you can't seriously be hating on this beauty!
the first trick? yeah it's nice but that's a lazy/ late back foot no comply if i ever saw one
"yo comply"
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"yo comply"
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Fs no complies all day. Tracer has no life lol
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Sorry dad. Guess I'll try harder
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what about do a no comply and then catch it with your back hand mid-way so you do a half-no comply half-boneless? talk about a sick maneuver.
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what about do a no comply and then catch it with your back hand mid-way so you do a half-no comply half-boneless? talk about a sick maneuver.
fastplant?
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yes.
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im the best sk8r ever. fucc jesus get money.
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all of them are fine except the strait ones (imo). (no i cant do them) they look SO bad in photos and it bums me out people ruining my memories of the 90s. Skateboarders are making me hate the 90s now fuk (spencer hamiltons pinic table step off 360s exempted)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS8lq_sO1Do (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS8lq_sO1Do#)
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What about a straight no comply without bonking it offa something (the kind where it's like an ollie that your knee levels out the board)? That shits like harder than any flip trick ever.
yeahhh, youre gonna have to maybe watch a bobby dekeyzer part and retract that statement. you prob wouldn't appreciate him though, im sure of it
for some reason I really enjoy trevor coldens skating. as far as personality goes he seems like a straight up fruit salad, bird pussy.