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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: southsecond on July 21, 2015, 08:23:30 PM
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Top chrome domes in the game:
1. Marc Johnson
2. Andrew Reynolds
3. Jamie Thomas
4. Zered Bassett
5. James Brockman
6. Barker Barrett
7. Jesus Fernandez
8. Dill? Going, going, Gonz...
9. How bald is Gonz these days?
10. Jason Lee has to count, right?
11. Chet Childress
12.
Fuck, there's got to be more but my brain is stupid. Does Mike Maldonado still count?
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Grosso, Stranger?
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Pete Eldridge, Ronnie Creager, Nick Trapasso
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was mumford by choice?
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FUCK!
How could I forget Mumford and Grosso?!
Didn't realize Trapasso had that male pattern OR Stranger for that matter.
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Has there been a confirmed Creager sighting without a hat? And what about Daewon? Has anyone seen him without a hat since his unfortunate perm during the Deca days?
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I'm quickly working my way to the Templeton hairline and once it gets to that point I'm going to have to go full mj.
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Ben Krahn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63kbAxjNKOg#)
Classics: Chris Senn "This Is Skateboarding" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk53-65TDK8#)
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Dudes...
How could you forget Danny Montoya?
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was mumford by choice?
BALDOR!
Also Bjorn Johnston could be thrown into the list
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jack curtin
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Slash is the hairiest bald man alive.
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Lenoce?
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brass
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PJ.
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brass
There's a difference between being bald and having a shaved head
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Like his legend, a bit of a mystery...Penny?
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Rick Howard got hair plugs.
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Sheckler
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Herman.
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this thread is making me feel better about my hairline
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Once it starts to go, you just gotta Bic that shit. trust me.
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Louie.
Has he been bald this whole time? or was it just recently that its been a wig?
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Kyle Berard.
Salman Agah
Chris Senn keeps it pretty buzzed down??
Jamie Thomas
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mike frazier?
Neal Mims?
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Sewa
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Ben Kadow
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Once it starts to go, you just gotta Bic that shit. trust me.
I've always promised myself that once I start to go noticeably thin up there, I'm just gonna keep my head shaved. It pretty much never looks good to hold onto those straggly bits of thin hair with a combover or the bozo look where it's bald on top and there's a ring of hair around your head. Why? Why do so many men do that? Denial? Don't give a fuck? Delusional about how it looks?
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Danny Supa
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Danny Supa
Has there ever been a picture of Danny Supa with hair?
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Has there been a confirmed Creager sighting without a hat? And what about Daewon? Has anyone seen him without a hat since his unfortunate perm during the Deca days?
hahaha
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I heard somewhere that men who go bald usually get it from there mom's side of the family. Which means I might be screwed someday because a bunch of my uncles on my mom's side are bald. One of my best friends just started balding in the back of his head in recent years, so he bic'd his head, and honestly it looks awesome on him. If you can pull off that Walter White kind of look, then good for you because I think that's an awesome look.
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Colin Fiske looks like how I imagine Jack The Ripper looks.
I would def shave it all if my hair started to get thin.
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Rick Howard got hair plugs.
I sort of believe this.
And I swear, in some ages ago zero video, JT's hairline was looking way MPB with a shaved head and then he had a full hairline again?
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I'm quickly working my way to the Templeton hairline and once it gets to that point I'm going to have to go full mj.
Well, like I've always said, "Once you go MJ, you qualify for a free BJ."
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Sam Smyth, Drehobl, Greco seems to have some MPB
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Rick Howard got hair plugs.
Treason!
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trapasso looks rather thin
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Dill - plugs
Gino - Plugs
Howard - Plugs
Gonz - Plugs
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duane peters, the master of disaster, as well
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cooper wilt?
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Rick Howard got hair plugs.
I sort of believe this.
And I swear, in some ages ago zero video, JT's hairline was looking way MPB with a shaved head and then he had a full hairline again?
Just before Dying to Live/ THPS2 era, yeah?
(http://www.bysiu.piwko.pl/thps%20site/Podstrony/Jpg/Postacie/jtthps2.jpg)
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There can only be one explanation why the Brown Falcon keeps its flexfit/helmet game so tight.
(http://i.imgur.com/rKnvA7H.jpg?1)
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Has there ever been a picture of Danny Supa with hair?
(https://pinkboxes.s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/img/danny-supa-off-nike-sb-3.jpg)
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cant forget about every kids favorite drug dealer Patrick Melcher and east coast power house Mike Maldonado.
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Sal Barbier
I remember from that recent interview that Dave Mayhew's hair has gone the way of the dodo.
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Has there been a confirmed Creager sighting without a hat? And what about Daewon? Has anyone seen him without a hat since his unfortunate perm during the Deca days?
hahaha
When Chase did those dumb videos on The Berrics of them going to Disneyland, Creager was on there and he had to take his hat off for the ride and he's straight balding. The wonder he wears a hat all the time. I mean my hair is fucked too and if it wasn't for work, I'd rock a hate 24/7 as well.
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Has there been a confirmed Creager sighting without a hat? And what about Daewon? Has anyone seen him without a hat since his unfortunate perm during the Deca days?
hahaha
When Chase did those dumb videos on The Berrics of them going to Disneyland, Creager was on there and he had to take his hat off for the ride and he's straight balding. The wonder he wears a hat all the time. I mean my hair is fucked too and if it wasn't for work, I'd rock a hate 24/7 as well.
Y R U SO HATEFUL?
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Here's the list so far. Feel free to add to it. If anything, this falls into the "famous people are JUST LIKE THE REST OF US" category.
Bald:
1. Marc Johnson
2. Andrew Reynolds
3. Jamie Thomas
4. Matt Mumford
5. Salman Agah
6. Zered Bassett
7. James Brockman
8. Barker Barrett
9. Kyle Berard
10. Mike Frazier
11. Danny Supa
12. Ben Krahn
13. Jesus Fernandez
14. Danny Montoya
15. Mike Maldonado
16. Rob Gonzales
17. Patrick Melcher
BaldING:
1. Slash
2. Jim Greco
3. Ronnie Creager
4. Rick Howard
5. Daewon Song
6. Jeff Grosso
7. Nick Trapasso
8. Dan Drehobl
9. Jason Dill
10. Chris Haslam
11. Ed Templeton
12. Jason Lee
13. Chet Childress
14. Gonz
15. Bryan Herman
Potential:
1. PJ Ladd
2. David Gonzales
3. Jeff Lenoce
4. Cooper Wilt
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Is Stevie Williams bald? It's always hard to tell with black dudes, you guys!
Curtin?
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Here's the list so far. Feel free to add to it. If anything, this falls into the "famous people are JUST LIKE THE REST OF US" category.
Bald:
1. Marc Johnson
2. Andrew Reynolds
3. Jamie Thomas
4. Matt Mumford
5. Salman Agah
6. Zered Bassett
7. James Brockman
8. Barker Barrett
9. Kyle Berard
10. Mike Frazier
11. Danny Supa
12. Ben Krahn
13. Jesus Fernandez
14. Danny Montoya
15. Mike Maldonado
16. Rob Gonzales
17. Patrick Melcher
BaldING:
1. Slash
2. Jim Greco
3. Ronnie Creager
4. Rick Howard
5. Daewon Song
6. Jeff Grosso
7. Nick Trapasso
8. Dan Drehobl
9. Jason Dill
10. Chris Haslam
11. Ed Templeton
12. Jason Lee
13. Chet Childress
14. Gonz
15. Bryan Herman
Potential:
1. PJ Ladd
2. David Gonzales
3. Jeff Lenoce
4. Cooper Wilt
You forgot Gino Ianucci
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Sewa on the balding list......he looked furious when someone ripped off his redbull hat after he won BATB
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Mike Carroll ?
He looks balding on the CrailCouch with Andrew after he took the hat.
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Mike Carroll ?
He looks balding on the CrailCouch with Andrew after he took the hat.
You're tripping.
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(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/imagesV2/Features/2015/Blood_Wizard_PremiereBlog/7.SD.jpg)
Carlin became a middle aged man,
(http://images.theboardr.com/headshots/35_900.jpg)
bye bye hairline Caswell, does Louie actually wear a wig? IDK.
With the average age of pro's at 38, who isn't.
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Mike Carroll ?
He looks balding on the CrailCouch with Andrew after he took the hat.
You're tripping.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKjitCIUcAAAv8A.jpg)
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What about Peter Ramondetta?
(http://www.hufworldwide.com/managed/team/PeterRamondetta2.jpg.460x460_q100_crop.jpg)
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Mike Carroll ?
He looks balding on the CrailCouch with Andrew after he took the hat.
You're tripping.
It could either be a big forehead or a receding hairline, hard to tell.
Does anyone know what ABC stands for yet? Already Balding Crew?
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shaving your head all the time? so no one will tell (?) that you're bald? Why cant people just rock bald like they did in the 70s and 80s man? It seems like if somthings not perfect it cant fly these days
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Bald:
1. Marc Johnson
2. Andrew Reynolds
3. Jamie Thomas
4. Matt Mumford
5. Salman Agah
6. Zered Bassett
7. James Brockman
8. Barker Barrett
9. Kyle Berard
10. Mike Frazier
11. Danny Supa
12. Ben Krahn
13. Jesus Fernandez
14. Danny Montoya
15. Mike Maldonado
16. Rob Gonzales
17. Patrick Melcher
18. Stevie Williams
19. Peter Ramondetta
BaldING:
1. Slash
2. Jim Greco
3. Ronnie Creager
4. Rick Howard
5. Daewon Song
6. Jeff Grosso
7. Nick Trapasso
8. Dan Drehobl
9. Jason Dill
10. Chris Haslam
11. Ed Templeton
12. Jason Lee
13. Chet Childress
14. Gonz
15. Bryan Herman
16. Caswell Berry
17. Jimmy Carlin
18. Jack Curtin
19. Sewa Kroetkov
Potential:
1. PJ Ladd
2. David Gonzales
3. Jeff Lenoce
4. Cooper Wilt
5. Mike Carroll
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alex olson's dad [balding]
lebron james hairline --- stevie williams
immune system pattern balding --- crazy eddie nemeth
i shred so hard my hair fell off on the way --- dr Z zered bassett [sounds like an 80s wrestler]
my friend shreds so hard i went sympathy bald ---- lurker lou [could be 80s tag team partner w/ dr Z]
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Mike Carroll ?
He looks balding on the CrailCouch with Andrew after he took the hat.
You're tripping.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKjitCIUcAAAv8A.jpg)
looks fine
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Chad Tim Tim, slept on again.
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Tom Asta?
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I'm quickly working my way to the Templeton hairline and once it gets to that point I'm going to have to go full mj.
Well, like I've always said, "Once you go MJ, you qualify for a free BJ."
You really know how to sweet talk a guy, D.
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shaving your head all the time? so no one will tell (?) that you're bald? Why cant people just rock bald like they did in the 70s and 80s man? It seems like if somthings not perfect it cant fly these days
people will know either way because of your hairline. but a shaved clean, look is better imo than growing out thin hair. I don't think it has to be bic'd but maybe about the shortest extension on a pair of clippers.
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Bald:
1. Marc Johnson
2. Andrew Reynolds
3. Jamie Thomas
4. Matt Mumford
5. Salman Agah
6. Zered Bassett
7. James Brockman
8. Barker Barrett
9. Kyle Berard
10. Mike Frazier
11. Danny Supa
12. Ben Krahn
13. Jesus Fernandez
14. Danny Montoya
15. Mike Maldonado
16. Rob Gonzales
17. Patrick Melcher
18. Stevie Williams
19. Peter Ramondetta
BaldING:
1. Slash
2. Jim Greco
3. Ronnie Creager
4. Rick Howard
5. Daewon Song
6. Jeff Grosso
7. Nick Trapasso
8. Dan Drehobl
9. Jason Dill
10. Chris Haslam
11. Ed Templeton
12. Jason Lee
13. Chet Childress
14. Gonz
15. Bryan Herman
16. Caswell Berry
17. Jimmy Carlin
18. Jack Curtin
19. Sewa Kroetkov
Potential:
1. PJ Ladd
2. David Gonzales
3. Jeff Lenoce
4. Cooper Wilt
5. Mike Carroll
Herman??? Nahhh lol. Maybe I just never looked hard enough.
And just because someone doesn't have a perfectly straight line of hair across their forehead doesn't necessarily mean they are going bald. It could just be their natural hair line.
EDIT: My dad has a high hairline, but you only notice it when his hair is combed back. When it is laying flat, you would never think twice about it. He said he had it since he was a kid and it never changed, so it might just be the way his hairline is suppose to look.
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shaving your head all the time? so no one will tell (?) that you're bald? Why cant people just rock bald like they did in the 70s and 80s man? It seems like if somthings not perfect it cant fly these days
Reminds me of the curb your enthusiasm scene where Jeff is telling Larry that if he was bald, he would just rock it with complete confidence.
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Herman??? Nahhh lol. Maybe I just never looked hard enough.
And just because someone doesn't have a perfectly straight line of hair across their forehead doesn't necessarily mean they are going bald. It could just be their natural hair line.
EDIT: My dad has a high hairline, but you only notice it when his hair is combed back. When it is laying flat, you would never think twice about it. He said he had it since he was a kid and it never changed, so it might just be the way his hairline is suppose to look.
Like Evan Smith, though he really is balding I think. So is Herman. And Lucas Puig.
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Fuck... Im starting to look like dill on steroids :-/
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Bald:
1. Marc Johnson
2. Andrew Reynolds
3. Jamie Thomas
4. Matt Mumford
5. Salman Agah
6. Zered Bassett
7. James Brockman
8. Barker Barrett
9. Kyle Berard
10. Mike Frazier
11. Danny Supa
12. Ben Krahn
13. Jesus Fernandez
14. Danny Montoya
15. Mike Maldonado
16. Rob Gonzales
17. Patrick Melcher
18. Stevie Williams
19. Peter Ramondetta
BaldING:
1. Slash
2. Jim Greco
3. Ronnie Creager
4. Rick Howard
5. Daewon Song
6. Jeff Grosso
7. Nick Trapasso
8. Dan Drehobl
9. Jason Dill
10. Chris Haslam
11. Ed Templeton
12. Jason Lee
13. Chet Childress
14. Gonz
15. Bryan Herman
16. Caswell Berry
17. Jimmy Carlin
18. Jack Curtin
19. Sewa Kroetkov
Potential:
1. PJ Ladd
2. David Gonzales
3. Jeff Lenoce
4. Cooper Wilt
5. Mike Carroll
Herman??? Nahhh lol. Maybe I just never looked hard enough.
And just because someone doesn't have a perfectly straight line of hair across their forehead doesn't necessarily mean they are going bald. It could just be their natural hair line.
EDIT: My dad has a high hairline, but you only notice it when his hair is combed back. When it is laying flat, you would never think twice about it. He said he had it since he was a kid and it never changed, so it might just be the way his hairline is suppose to look.
There was a story where I believe he got into a car accident or something and the top of his hairline got slashed and needed staples. That's what gives Herman the impression of receding hairline but really its that scar.
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I guess its easy for me to talk since i got hair. Power to you bros out there who are balding, Im seeing alot of people out there bald who are rockin chicks and killin it. oh yah the muska
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Bald:
1. Marc Johnson
2. Andrew Reynolds
3. Jamie Thomas
4. Matt Mumford
5. Salman Agah
6. Zered Bassett
7. James Brockman
8. Barker Barrett
9. Kyle Berard
10. Mike Frazier
11. Danny Supa
12. Ben Krahn
13. Jesus Fernandez
14. Danny Montoya
15. Mike Maldonado
16. Rob Gonzales
17. Patrick Melcher
18. Stevie Williams
19. Peter Ramondetta
BaldING:
1. Slash
2. Jim Greco
3. Ronnie Creager
4. Rick Howard
5. Daewon Song
6. Jeff Grosso
7. Nick Trapasso
8. Dan Drehobl
9. Jason Dill
10. Chris Haslam
11. Ed Templeton
12. Jason Lee
13. Chet Childress
14. Gonz
15. Bryan Herman
16. Caswell Berry
17. Jimmy Carlin
18. Jack Curtin
19. Sewa Kroetkov
Potential:
1. PJ Ladd
2. David Gonzales
3. Jeff Lenoce
4. Cooper Wilt
5. Mike Carroll
Herman??? Nahhh lol. Maybe I just never looked hard enough.
And just because someone doesn't have a perfectly straight line of hair across their forehead doesn't necessarily mean they are going bald. It could just be their natural hair line.
EDIT: My dad has a high hairline, but you only notice it when his hair is combed back. When it is laying flat, you would never think twice about it. He said he had it since he was a kid and it never changed, so it might just be the way his hairline is suppose to look.
Oh my fucking god. We need a poll.
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can't believe I didn't see Stu Graham's name yet :-\
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It's almost criminal nobody mentioned Sal Barbier
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i can't believe i'm contributing to this thread but: raney beres and frank gerwer. love them both for it. i'm thinning also but i made it to 40 with most of my hair so no shits given at this point...
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oh, and lee ralph.
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i can't believe i'm contributing to this thread but: raney beres and frank gerwer. love them both for it. i'm thinning also but i made it to 40 with most of my hair so no shits given at this point...
I was fresh out of high school when I started shaving my head. Once you start doing it you'll regret not doing it sooner.
+1 on Gerwer too.
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oh, and lee ralph.
... I was gonna say...
Andrew Cannon is bald as shit. Has anyone ever seen Tom Asta's scalp or has his beanie fused with his head.
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Basically anybody who strictly wears hats/beanies while producing footage should be considered a person with thinning hair. It gets hot in LA, and an easy way to cool off while skating is to not have headgear on, we all know this. So all those dudes you see who never have the top of their head exposed are at least experiencing the beginning stages of male pattern baldness.
And for the record, it's not some horrible disease, or a paradigm-shifting thing. Most guys are going to experience some form of loss in hair density in their 30s and even more so in their 40s. And most women that age seem relatively cool with it (on some level, they may be experiencing it too). Just stay in shape, enjoy your occupation, be cool, and most chicks aren't going to care if you aren't Fabio.
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Raney? Really? Could it be the fact he busts his head open skating all the time and is constantly getting staples?
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Now could be an opportune time to dig up the famous Omar Hassan "scalped" photo?
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(http://i1.wp.com/blog.the-house.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/omar-hassan-scalped-2.jpeg?resize=300%2C280)
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Basically anybody who strictly wears hats/beanies while producing footage should be considered a person with thinning hair. It gets hot in LA, and an easy way to cool off while skating is to not have headgear on, we all know this. So all those dudes you see who never have the top of their head exposed are at least experiencing the beginning stages of male pattern baldness.
And for the record, it's not some horrible disease, or a paradigm-shifting thing. Most guys are going to experience some form of loss in hair density in their 30s and even more so in their 40s. And most women that age seem relatively cool with it (on some level, they may be experiencing it too). Just stay in shape, enjoy your occupation, be cool, and most chicks aren't going to care if you aren't Fabio.
In your 30's you're going to experience a spike in your testosterone (should means get hairier right) but this testosterone combines with an enzyme called Alpha Reductive 5 and they bond causing a hardening around the hair follicles that results in thinning. This can be minimised by introducing an inhibitor like taurine or something similar but your probably better off getting a nice regular head massage of using a shampoo and conditioner that stimulates the folical. Don't be scared to pay a little bit of cash for these products or just go with going bald and don't complain about it, also stay away from those Rogain type deals, they're either effective with side effects or don't work for you because your thinning for reasons other than what they treat. Don't ask me how I know all this, I've got a full head of luxurious hair.
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... I was gonna say...
Andrew Cannon is bald as shit. Has anyone ever seen Tom Asta's scalp or has his beanie fused with his head.
Ive asked this before, is there a clip or photo anywhere of Asta without a beanie? .. And someone said something about a berrics clip that has Ronnie without a hat!? I wanna see this.
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Just a note on the hot weather beanie thing. In Mexico, the days you see people rocking beanies are the super hot days. Brown people know whats up. The old expression is that the sun is so hot that the only people out of the shade are mad dogs and english men. This is interesting because its an example of how our society can distort the perception of something as basic as the effects of the sun! (I always have caught shit from people the times I''ve worn a beanie in hot weather.)
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is Jake Phelps not balding?
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I'm quickly working my way to the Templeton hairline and once it gets to that point I'm going to have to go full mj.
Well, like I've always said, "Once you go MJ, you qualify for a free BJ."
There's a "best feet in the game" joke in here somewhere I'm just to lazy to hammer it out.
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Since I was sixteen I always had a buzz, number 2 or 3. The first time I noticed I was starting to thin was when I was reviewing some footage of myself. I guess it was a slam or something and you could easily see the horseshoe pattern in its early development. 24 at the time and just felt devastated cause I had never noticed. Instantly started growing my hair out and it masked it. Age 28 it was really noticeable around the front so I bought Rogaine foam. Didn't do much so I had to find a hair style that works, some do some don't. At 32 it was time to just give up, I buzz it down to a 1/2 guard and my hair is light so it just looks like a short buzz.
Only reason I tell the story is because my attitude has changed, I don't give a damn anymore. And no one else does really. I was bummed at first because I thought girls would be turned off by it but that's not really true at all. The older you get that stuff doesn't really matter anymore. I think my thick beard helps. It's really not worth worrying about, and doing tricks to mask it ends up making it more noticeable. Not sure if I could ever do the bic full shave though.
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go for the Jason Steadham look buzz it to 2 mm and the beard as well. I'm definitely balding but still have a decent pack of hair at 33. But sometimes I'm jealous at my balding homie because he rocks the bald/buzz look so damn well.
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kelly slater. hottest man on the planet. bald before 30.
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This is my current situation: digging it though.
(http://www.classicfilmfreak.com/wp-content/uploads2/2010/09/Jack-Nicholson-One-Flew.jpg)
But when that beanie goes on, Damn! stylin and profilin
(http://uk.web.img1.acsta.net/r_640_600/b_1_d6d6d6/medias/nmedia/18/65/04/41/18967556.jpg)
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Pete Eldridge has a rough hairline, sorry Pete
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i think of 'thinning' being different than 'balding'
herman seems to be thinning where as pj ladd seems to be balding.
also, how does lee ralph have hair?
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Head ninja person in charge for the bald crew is James Brockman. To me, he's the king.
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I heard somewhere that men who go bald usually get it from there mom's side of the family.� Which means I might be screwed someday because a bunch of my uncles on my mom's side are bald.� One of my best friends just started balding in the back of his head in recent years, so he bic'd his head, and honestly it looks awesome on him. If you can pull off that Walter White kind of look, then good for you because I think that's an awesome look.
That's true about the gene coming from your mom's side. Through her father to be more accurate. So if you want to see where you stand as far as your chances of going bald, don't check out your uncles. Instead, look at your first cousins on your mom's side. Cousins born to your mom's sister. They're the ones that you share the recessive gene with.
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I have a homie that had the best hair growing up. It was so perfect I'd be jealous sometimes. He won best hair in HS and must've left it there as a souvenir. Literally the day he graduated all his hair started falling out. Every homie has hair except him so he always got clowned. by 26 he was just shaving it all off. After like 3 years of going the bald route one of his cooks told him he'd hook him up and fix his hair. Now he gets his hair faded up with literally all 10 clips that come with the hair clippers. He cuts different parts at different lengths to make it look "normal." He looks like he has hair again. Obviously you can still tell but he's not all awkward with his shaved head like before. I just turned 32 still got all my hair and no one in my family is bald except my grandpa his son and his grand kid. My dad was 44 when he passed away and he had all his hair plus no grays so I got that to be hyped on. My moms side has not one baldy and that g pa had thick hair til he passed away at like 86. I had long hair for about three years and the only people who ever told me to get a hair cut were bald fools. Sorry brah, don't be jealous. I like the bald dudes who were like "fuck it let it grow, if I could Id grow it just like you"
I told a bald guy once I couldn't hear him with all my hair blowing in the wind, he was road raging about something so I hit him below the belt with the comment. On a totally unrelated road rage topic I called some lady wrinkles cuz she started talking shit. She was iggy pop wrinkley so she caught my word fade
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(http://www.muckmouth.com/uploads/2/1/4/9/21496952/6442116_orig.png)
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yo you think he's overcompensating for somethin?
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I heard somewhere that men who go bald usually get it from there mom's side of the family.� Which means I might be screwed someday because a bunch of my uncles on my mom's side are bald.� One of my best friends just started balding in the back of his head in recent years, so he bic'd his head, and honestly it looks awesome on him. If you can pull off that Walter White kind of look, then good for you because I think that's an awesome look.
That's true about the gene coming from your mom's side. Through her father to be more accurate. So if you want to see where you stand as far as your chances of going bald, don't check out your uncles. Instead, look at your first cousins on your mom's side. Cousins born to your mom's sister. They're the ones that you share the recessive gene with.
Pure nonsense.
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I heard somewhere that men who go bald usually get it from there mom's side of the family.� Which means I might be screwed someday because a bunch of my uncles on my mom's side are bald.� One of my best friends just started balding in the back of his head in recent years, so he bic'd his head, and honestly it looks awesome on him. If you can pull off that Walter White kind of look, then good for you because I think that's an awesome look.
That's true about the gene coming from your mom's side. Through her father to be more accurate. So if you want to see where you stand as far as your chances of going bald, don't check out your uncles. Instead, look at your first cousins on your mom's side. Cousins born to your mom's sister. They're the ones that you share the recessive gene with.
so kick some science, sy sperling!
cause that's what i always heard^
that story about 'voted best hair in high school' was amazing. can you really have an inch here, a millimeter there and it looks legit? like a commune made of little combovers. lovely.
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It's almost criminal nobody mentioned Sal Barbier
If this thread was double digit pages you wouldn't be expected to go over each and every one but he's mentioned on the second page.
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There's a difference between being bald and having a shaved head
You mean he just shaves his head for no reason?
That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!!
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I heard somewhere that men who go bald usually get it from there mom's side of the family.� Which means I might be screwed someday because a bunch of my uncles on my mom's side are bald.� One of my best friends just started balding in the back of his head in recent years, so he bic'd his head, and honestly it looks awesome on him. If you can pull off that Walter White kind of look, then good for you because I think that's an awesome look.
That's true about the gene coming from your mom's side. Through her father to be more accurate. So if you want to see where you stand as far as your chances of going bald, don't check out your uncles. Instead, look at your first cousins on your mom's side. Cousins born to your mom's sister. They're the ones that you share the recessive gene with.
If what you say is true then I guess I'm safe. At the end of the day though, who cares. It's a pointless thing to be insecure about.
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I heard somewhere that men who go bald usually get it from there mom's side of the family.� Which means I might be screwed someday because a bunch of my uncles on my mom's side are bald.� One of my best friends just started balding in the back of his head in recent years, so he bic'd his head, and honestly it looks awesome on him. If you can pull off that Walter White kind of look, then good for you because I think that's an awesome look.
That's true about the gene coming from your mom's side. Through her father to be more accurate. So if you want to see where you stand as far as your chances of going bald, don't check out your uncles. Instead, look at your first cousins on your mom's side. Cousins born to your mom's sister. They're the ones that you share the recessive gene with.
cause that's what i always heard^
that story about 'voted best hair in high school' was amazing. can you really have an inch here, a millimeter there and it looks legit? like a commune made of little combovers. lovely.
It's pretty legit but he's still a balding fuck. He went from live free or die hard Bruce Willis back to Die Harder Bruce Willis. When the movie looper came out it was amazing he looks like Joseph Gordon levitt too (another balding baldy) and him and Willis were the same guy it was jokes nonstop.
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Imagine if Jeremy Piven never got a rug and stayed all Costanza?
(http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/sj3K-UNp1Wzx.jpg)
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Hard to imagine in this post-Piven rug world
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Whats Westgate's deal? I know he's always rocked the buzzcut but recently he seems to keep it really short.
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How many years since Hosoi has been sighted without the Fedora?
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i think of 'thinning' being different than 'balding'
herman seems to be thinning where as pj ladd seems to be balding.
also, how does lee ralph have hair?
PJ seems like only in some areas its going out, one of those hat hairlines.
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Basically anybody who strictly wears hats/beanies while producing footage should be considered a person with thinning hair. It gets hot in LA, and an easy way to cool off while skating is to not have headgear on, we all know this. So all those dudes you see who never have the top of their head exposed are at least experiencing the beginning stages of male pattern baldness.
And for the record, it's not some horrible disease, or a paradigm-shifting thing. Most guys are going to experience some form of loss in hair density in their 30s and even more so in their 40s. And most women that age seem relatively cool with it (on some level, they may be experiencing it too). Just stay in shape, enjoy your occupation, be cool, and most chicks aren't going to care if you aren't Fabio.
Testosterone starts to decline in males after the age of 25, DHT doesn't cause hairloss, that is the myth pumped out by hairplug butchers and big pharma pill pushers. Hair loss is related more to the elasticity of the scalp, blood flow and having an adequate layer fat in the scalp. Deep tissue massages increase blood flow, delivers the hair its nutrients and loosens the scalp while eliminating shampoo and oiling the scalp helps preserve the fats necessary for hair growth. I haven't used shampoo in 10 years and my hair is thicker and healthier hair in my 30's than Ive ever had it. Hair loss is on both sides of my family as well. Notice how most of the balding pros on that list are white? Black people grease or oil their hair in order for it to grow and can't wash it very often or it will dry out, white people don't have these same habits. Castor oil helps with regrowth, its what black women use to regrow their hair after they rip it out with years of weave abuse. I use olive oil or sunflower seed oil because they are cheap, massage it into my scalp before my shower and use it like a leave in conditioner.
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robbie brockell
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this thread is better than the jenkem story. for the record.
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Rodrigo TX
https://instagram.com/p/BHiNNirAdfu/
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Trapasshole looking shitty as fuck! :o
(http://i.imgur.com/GhLea9j.jpg?1)
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Besides never being seen w/out a hat, another indication of a man going bald is the growth of some facial hair. Beards are as popular as ever, but when I see a young dude who is always in a hat and rocks a beard, I automatically assume he is bald. I mean it makes sense, grow some facial hair to offset the loss of hair up top. Regular Joe's and hockey fans (the sport, not the FA offshoot) like to go with the goatee or donut to compensate for hair loss. Skaters, being the hip bunch they are, recognize that goatees are lame and opt for the bushy beard. In fact, MJ and Reynolds are rare exceptions to the bald with beard trend. MJ did have a beard for a minute. But think about it, I know a ton of people who's beard status directly correlates to the rate of their hair loss. Judging by Windsor James new Grizzly Adams beard, I'd bet somethings happening under his hat.
And all the dudes that are saying it's no big deal going bald, or that it doesn't matter, obviously have full heads of hair.
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I saw Brandon Turner without a hat... damn. He has lost everything on top... weird cause he still has dreads on the sides. There isn't a public photo of the dude without a hat/beanie for the last 15 years!
There is a recent instagram clip of him where his hat almost falls off but he scrambles to save it.
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^^^^He doesn't have a hat on a lot in this vid. Hair was showing it then but probably gotten worse now. I feel dude though.....I have probably that current hairline right now.
Brandon Turner - The SK8MAFIA Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9fMcPyP-lQ#)
Rodrigo TX
https://instagram.com/p/BHiNNirAdfu/ (https://instagram.com/p/BHiNNirAdfu/)
Damn.....that was sort of a bigs surprise. People wearing hats are a big giveaway but I would have never figured TX was that bad. Dude should just scalp it. His head don't even look all crazy.
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^^^^He doesn't have a hat on a lot in this vid. Hair was showing it then but probably gotten worse now. I feel dude though.....I have probably that current hairline right now.
Haha i'm in the same boat. Bald people need to stick together. We are a clique.
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TX should hang it up. Just shave it man.
Robbie Brockel and Frankie Heck are the next generation of balding pros.
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Always had shitty thin hair growing up. Started to really see it around 25. Started shaving it at 27. I take a razor to it now. Speaking of that, anyone wants dollar shave club discounts hit me up.
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It's funny how I don't have the balls to scalp my head but man, my shit is all kinds of bad. I literally have an egg head and a size 7 5/8s hat to boot.
Brockman has a crazy head too. Dude shaved it after holding on to his hair and he looks equally as crazy.
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/images/image/Features/2016/zero20/22.jpg)
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It's funny how I don't have the balls to scalp my head but man, my shit is all kinds of bad. I literally have an egg head and a size 7 5/8s hat to boot.
Brockman has a crazy head too. Dude shaved it after holding on to his hair and he looks equally as crazy.
I think that's got more to do with him being actually crazy and not having a bunch of teeth. If he had a full mouth of clean teeth and wore polos I don't think it'd be a problem.
(http://www.thrashermagazine.com/images/image/Features/2016/zero20/22.jpg)
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ive got a receding hairline at 24 and it kinda sucks. not even that im self concious about it but theres a bunch of cool haircuts that i could never pull off. also i wouldnt mind if the balding thing could wait till about 30...then it'd be chill cause who cares by then really
I'm in a similar boat, both of my brothers lost their hair super early (like, 21) but my shit is just now receding and thinning at 25, so I guess I'm doing alright by genetic standards. I buzzed it in the spring thinking I'd let it grow out again after summer but I may just keep it high and tight until it's all gone.
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I went from having a natural curly afro with perfect ringlet curls that got me tons of ladies when I was a young'n, to having a gnarly receding hairline. It's never really bothered me, I just started liking the way I looked with a buzzed head, so I'd go shorter and shorter eventually using no guard. One day during the winter I noticed my scalp was kinda dry and flaky while I was shaving my face, so I said fuck it and put shaving cream on my scalp and shaved it with the razor. It was hard to look at myself in the mirror for a couple days haha.
I shaved my head smooth a few more times and then just started getting used to it. Summer came around and my scalp tanned and didn't look pale white anymore. I've since never stopped. Every two days I shave my head and face with a Gillette and I've been doing it for close to 4 years now. I guess I'm just lucky where I have a good shaped head and it's never been a problem with the ladies either.
It's weird to me how traumatic it is for some men who are losing their hair. Some will ask me how I got over it and my response is that I just embraced it and never let it get to me. My advice if you're balding is to just start buzzing it really short and it will look a lot better. The thin hairs on top will sort of blend in with the thicker ones on the sides and back. From there if you wanna take a razor to it that's up to you and the buzz cut will warm you up to that. But just accept it man, it's all good.
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Brockman looks bad ass. He owned the balding-with long hair do forever and he looks sick shaved. That dude is an amazing skateboarder. I saw the Figgy clip and he's getting those 1st signs.
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Trapasshole looking shitty as fuck! :o
(http://i.imgur.com/GhLea9j.jpg?1)
"Dude's a munson."
Also:
"its what black women use to regrow their hair after they rip it out with years of weave abuse."
This made me laugh real loud.
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Colin Fiske
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Colin Fiske
u registered just to say that hahah
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Is Frank Gerwer going bald? I think he would look nice with some heavy recession.
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Frank would look awesome with an unapologetic Caesar.
Is Frank Gerwer going bald? I think he would look nice with some heavy recession.
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I have a homie that had the best hair growing up. It was so perfect I'd be jealous sometimes. He won best hair in HS and must've left it there as a souvenir. Literally the day he graduated all his hair started falling out. Every homie has hair except him so he always got clowned. by 26 he was just shaving it all off. After like 3 years of going the bald route one of his cooks told him he'd hook him up and fix his hair. Now he gets his hair faded up with literally all 10 clips that come with the hair clippers. He cuts different parts at different lengths to make it look "normal." He looks like he has hair again. Obviously you can still tell but he's not all awkward with his shaved head like before. I just turned 32 still got all my hair and no one in my family is bald except my grandpa his son and his grand kid. My dad was 44 when he passed away and he had all his hair plus no grays so I got that to be hyped on. My moms side has not one baldy and that g pa had thick hair til he passed away at like 86. I had long hair for about three years and the only people who ever told me to get a hair cut were bald fools. Sorry brah, don't be jealous. I like the bald dudes who were like "fuck it let it grow, if I could Id grow it just like you"
I told a bald guy once I couldn't hear him with all my hair blowing in the wind, he was road raging about something so I hit him below the belt with the comment. On a totally unrelated road rage topic I called some lady wrinkles cuz she started talking shit. She was iggy pop wrinkley so she caught my word fade
This is an A+ comment, all of it
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Who revives these old ass threads?
Modern day contribution:
(https://i.ibb.co/17vTsh3/Screen-Shot-2022-02-08-at-1-10-11-PM.png) (https://ibb.co/DzVQGsN)
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Who revives these old ass threads?
Modern day contribution:
(https://i.ibb.co/17vTsh3/Screen-Shot-2022-02-08-at-1-10-11-PM.png) (https://ibb.co/DzVQGsN)
sorry to the poster who said this originally whomst i cant recall:
male pattern radness
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I feel bad for dudes who won’t just let the shit go, but i admire the confidence it takes to keep that roadkill lookin ass shit on your lid.
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Damn, how old is max palmer?
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Damn, how old is max palmer?
old enough to scalp that noggin
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I feel bad for dudes who won’t just let the shit go, but i admire the confidence it takes to keep that roadkill lookin ass shit on your lid.
Very few people can pull it off. John Lurie, Donny Benet, Bonnie Prince Billy...yeah I can't think of anyone else.
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I heard somewhere that men who go bald usually get it from there mom's side of the family.� Which means I might be screwed someday because a bunch of my uncles on my mom's side are bald.� One of my best friends just started balding in the back of his head in recent years, so he bic'd his head, and honestly it looks awesome on him. If you can pull off that Walter White kind of look, then good for you because I think that's an awesome look.
That's true about the gene coming from your mom's side. Through her father to be more accurate. So if you want to see where you stand as far as your chances of going bald, don't check out your uncles. Instead, look at your first cousins on your mom's side. Cousins born to your mom's sister. They're the ones that you share the recessive gene with.
This comment acts as if Google doesn't even exist.
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max palmer's hairline looks like dresden, germany circa 1945.
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-No need to spend money on haircuts, just buzz it down with clippers at home.
-No need to spend money on shampoo.
-Less time spent in shower and no need to dry your hair.
-Easier to get spotted if lost in the forest.
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is Jake Phelps not balding?
Not anymore. He's hella dead.
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No, Jake Phelps is definitely still balding if not already bald. All dead pros technically belong in this thread.
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Who revives these old ass threads?
Modern day contribution:
(https://i.ibb.co/17vTsh3/Screen-Shot-2022-02-08-at-1-10-11-PM.png) (https://ibb.co/DzVQGsN)
sorry to the poster who said this originally whomst i cant recall:
male pattern radness
his barber should trace his hairline before shaving it. then he can realize he's been running around w/ a cock n balls on his head. dude rips so nobody notices
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hair is weakness leaving the body
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was mumford by choice?
First one that popped in my head
Saw him split his dome open at a demo in Milwaukee in like 2004
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David Gonzalez is getting balder everyday.
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First one that popped in my head
Saw him split his dome open at a demo in Milwaukee in like 2004
Having a hard time thinking of a pro that hit his head more. Like, I think the collected footage of him hitting his head has got to be upwards of 45 seconds.
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hair is weakness leaving the body
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Kevin braun is starting to get there
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It’s so hard to read this thread with my long, luscious locks hanging in my eyes.
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(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0918/as_skate_omar_275.jpg)
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I’m surprised nobody added Pedro to this thread.
You could see his bald spot when his hat blew off in his last video.
I think it is time for a pro who is Artie Bucco or George Costanza bald. No buzz cut. Just full blown male pattern baldness.
break through the bald ceiling.
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Daveed has no hair on top anymore.
And I'm pretty sure he got a hairtransplant fairly recently.
Joslin is balding really fast ...
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Alexandre Vaz
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KzAfvE-J28E
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Daveed has no hair on top anymore.
And I'm pretty sure he got a hairtransplant fairly recently.
Joslin is balding really fast ...
it'd be more hellride to just ponytail the back and let it shine, tbh. Maybe do the bandana but make sure it ain't to hide it. Just ride that shit to the shore, be cool about it.
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Alexandre Vaz
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KzAfvE-J28E (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KzAfvE-J28E)
yeah baby that's how ya do it
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That guy is sick. He looks like every villain in a John Carpenter flick combined into one person.
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Like a real life Brother Merle drawing and I mean that in the best way.
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Daveed has no hair on top anymore.
And I'm pretty sure he got a hairtransplant fairly recently.
Joslin is balding really fast ...
it'd be more hellride to just ponytail the back and let it shine, tbh. Maybe do the bandana but make sure it ain't to hide it. Just ride that shit to the shore, be cool about it.
Haha :D
A guy I know did that, and he got dreadlocks when eventually there was nothing left on top anymore.
Weirdest decision hairstyle-wise I've ever seen ...
Looks like shit :-X
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Daveed has no hair on top anymore.
And I'm pretty sure he got a hairtransplant fairly recently.
Joslin is balding really fast ...
it'd be more hellride to just ponytail the back and let it shine, tbh. Maybe do the bandana but make sure it ain't to hide it. Just ride that shit to the shore, be cool about it.
Haha :D
A guy I know did that, and he got dreadlocks when eventually there was nothing left on top anymore.
Weirdest decision hairstyle-wise I've ever seen ...
Looks like shit :-X
Balding dreads is bad news. But a luxuriously washed ring of truth flowing in the wind, tickling the shoulders while the top rides for free. That's livin.
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I’m surprised nobody added Pedro to this thread.
You could see his bald spot when his hat blew off in his last video.
(https://i.ibb.co/NT7dnc9/IMG-8002.jpg)
Pedro part of the ABC crew?
Not sure why this is so taboo in skateboarding. Gabriel Summers was the same with his Shake Junt ender when his hat blew off and he started shaving afterwards.
(https://i.imgur.com/v9jdraO.png)
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I think it is time for a pro who is Artie Bucco or George Costanza bald. No buzz cut. Just full blown male pattern baldness.
Gabbers!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CzJky2PL9gX/
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Is Leo happening? I remember years ago when he made fun of Ed or Drew that they were balding.
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Hailey Wilson, and it’s by choice of course
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Daveed has no hair on top anymore.
And I'm pretty sure he got a hairtransplant fairly recently.
Joslin is balding really fast ...
it'd be more hellride to just ponytail the back and let it shine, tbh. Maybe do the bandana but make sure it ain't to hide it. Just ride that shit to the shore, be cool about it.
Haha :D
A guy I know did that, and he got dreadlocks when eventually there was nothing left on top anymore.
Weirdest decision hairstyle-wise I've ever seen ...
Looks like shit :-X
skullets > mullets, combovers, hair plugs, spray-on hair
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...But a luxuriously washed ring of truth flowing in the wind, tickling the shoulders while the top rides for free. That's livin.
I wanna see this, but with cornrows.
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by choice of course
We don't consider those people part of the bald community.
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That guy is sick. He looks like every villain in a John Carpenter flick combined into one person.
Lol fr
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Tom Asta. Open to be proven wrong.
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Now that he’s made himself pro for his own company: Tim Pool. Nothing doing under that beanie.
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Now that he’s made himself pro for his own company: Tim Pool. Nothing doing under that beanie.
Such a cool guy. Wears the same outfit every single day. A very secure man.
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...But a luxuriously washed ring of truth flowing in the wind, tickling the shoulders while the top rides for free. That's livin.
(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/7b/e2/a4/7be2a43cf1241d51ce7fdbdee4bebe56.jpg)
(https://netstorage-legit.akamaized.net/images/49de62a8b74f2b2b.jpg)
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...But a luxuriously washed ring of truth flowing in the wind, tickling the shoulders while the top rides for free. That's livin.
(https://netstorage-legit.akamaized.net/images/49de62a8b74f2b2b.jpg)
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I’m surprised nobody added Pedro to this thread.
You could see his bald spot when his hat blew off in his last video.
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(https://i.ibb.co/NT7dnc9/IMG-8002.jpg)
Pedro part of the ABC crew?
This is a weird looking bald patch - maybe it's from bashing his head and getting stitches?
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Looks like a prime op to dust this one off again.
‘Ere you go: from the archives…
(https://i.ibb.co/7Xc3nq7/BBC-Life-s-a-Beach.jpg) (https://ibb.co/56DQrPq)
Thank you once again to the artist, who I don’t recall.
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Yo every time I see Tony Hawk, his hair gets weirder and his eyebrows change color. Dude is wearing heavy make up in a lot of interviews. Can't someone help him out in the cool looks dept? I love the man but he needs to give in and shave/go no make up.