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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: zeepers on August 05, 2015, 05:34:03 PM
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what are the stand out LOL moments from something you've read on the board? Mine, by far, was reading, "spanly has a eating disorder." If it ever comes across my mind randomly I still laugh. something about that sentence is so perfect.
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When I first read the quote that is now my sig. Also the whole Skatepark Story thread.
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what are the stand out LOL moments from something you've read on the board? Mine, by far, was reading, "spanly has a eating disorder." If it ever comes across my mind randomly I still laugh. something about that sentence is so perfect.
Hate to be a pedant, but I think it was spelled "disorer". But yeah...that was a good one.
Rainbow Equality's post will always remain one of the most funny, to be sure.
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what are the stand out LOL moments from something you've read on the board? Mine, by far, was reading, "spanly has a eating disorder." If it ever comes across my mind randomly I still laugh. something about that sentence is so perfect.
Hate to be a pedant, but I think it was spelled "disorer". But yeah...that was a good one.
Rainbow Equality's post will always remain one of the most funny, to be sure.
your pedantic observation made it that much funnier for me. no apology needed.
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PETE
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something Abudabi posted about a 9 year old scooter kid going up to a bunch of other scooter kids and saying "I pay rent boys" and then zooming off. I literally kept rereading and laughing for about 6 minutes.
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Kyle Robinson threatening to beat Jamie Tancowny saying he was outside his house and saw Tancowny peaking out the window.
Honerable mention goes to Will Easley's night dropping 10 hits of acid
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something Abudabi posted about a 9 year old scooter kid going up to a bunch of other scooter kids and saying "I pay rent boys" and then zooming off. I literally kept rereading and laughing for about 6 minutes.
ooooh man. that got a proper laugh out of me. i'm dyin' over here.
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something Abudabi posted about a 9 year old scooter kid going up to a bunch of other scooter kids and saying "I pay rent boys" and then zooming off. I literally kept rereading and laughing for about 6 minutes.
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I like to go to the real confessions thread and laugh at other peoples' problems. The really serious ones are the best.
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The Danny Way anal beads.
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something Abudabi posted about a 9 year old scooter kid going up to a bunch of other scooter kids and saying "I pay rent boys" and then zooming off. I literally kept rereading and laughing for about 6 minutes.
twas a good one indeed, also Jedi calling Nyjah a slut
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This had me recently
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Its the sound of trucks grinding a handrail.
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i think it was 'straight' saying 'rafiki' skates like that giant black girl and something about he needs a go fund me for skate lessins.
there's a ton of comedy on here but lately those 2 disses had me rolling.
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This had me recently
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Its the sound of trucks grinding a handrail.
Amazing.
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The photoshop madness that goes down. I've laughed loud enough from those to have my wife come running over to see what the hell I'm looking at.
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i think it was 'straight' saying 'rafiki' skates like that giant black girl and something about he needs a go fund me for skate lessins.
there's a ton of comedy on here but lately those 2 disses had me rolling.
I laughed cause straight doesnt even skate.
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The photoshop madness that goes down. I've laughed loud enough from those to have my wife come running over to see what the hell I'm looking at.
the dill backside 360 thread...
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First thing I thought of when I saw the thread title was the Torey Pudwill breakdancing gif, that had me dying for a couple minutes
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Officer Caruthers
Not many people noticed, but The Situation came through Manny Mania in NYC and killed it...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/situation.jpg)
Greasy boardslide on the flat rail...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/000025.jpg)
The Situation reps Jersey hard...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/00003.jpg)
Getting in a (balanced?) nose manny before the shenanigans and rain set in.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Situation-2.jpg)
The Situation couldn't believe the amount of shit Darren was talking to lil' Stevie...
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Meat-Head.jpg)
Mike stays true to his meathead roots and jumps in, even when it's not necessary
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First thing I thought of when I saw the thread title was the Torey Pudwill breakdancing gif, that had me dying for a couple minutes
so good.
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac159/officer_caruthers/Situation-2.jpg)
I remember this one too. fucking perfect.
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any photoshop threads, those are gold.
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so much good laughs, can't pick one
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/34fb2c601b0697a547d666208671e3f4/tumblr_nga26acONI1rn27pqo1_500.jpg)
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photoshops for sure.
i looked at old threads w/ strike a pose battling other posters like weasely. i like slap beef the best. someone told rusty 'dog, you never land anything' or some words to that effect.
swithflip's broken english cracks me up.
thrillho's story about fingerbanging the lady boy's ass.
every time i see that 'triggered' lady i laugh.
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Hamstand
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that erica stylin on you thread was good, i made this for it but the thread was old. it's my best transparency work.
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the hardest i've laughed was on the boobs and asses threads
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something Abudabi posted about a 9 year old scooter kid going up to a bunch of other scooter kids and saying "I pay rent boys" and then zooming off. I literally kept rereading and laughing for about 6 minutes.
I was reading that thread at my friends house, and I started dying laughing and he was wondering what it was so I showed him, and he quotes it all the time. Might even be his bio on instagram.
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so much good laughs, can't pick one
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/34fb2c601b0697a547d666208671e3f4/tumblr_nga26acONI1rn27pqo1_500.jpg)
hahahahaha!
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so much good laughs, can't pick one
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/34fb2c601b0697a547d666208671e3f4/tumblr_nga26acONI1rn27pqo1_500.jpg)
hahahahaha!
That is quite jokes, but what kinda sick freak drinks black coffee with a salad..?
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I forget dudes name but I remember laughing really hard when something "tigers" wrote "Slap Pals" on his balls for a link to Fully Flared
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so much good laughs, can't pick one
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/34fb2c601b0697a547d666208671e3f4/tumblr_nga26acONI1rn27pqo1_500.jpg)
hahahahaha!
any female that drinks black coffee with a salad is a total freak in the best way possible, but then again, maybe it's some sort of kombucha. she gives me kombucha vibes.
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In true confessions Abudabi was railing some guy for not washing his hands after pissing........."you're going around touching people's stuff with your dick hands"....no idea why but this cracked me the fuck up...
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In true confessions Abudabi was railing some guy for not washing his hands after pissing........."you're going around touching people's stuff with your dick hands"....no idea why but this cracked me the fuck up...
that was me. id def. change my user name to dick hands if i could.
"spanly of disorer" has me laughing way too hard for way too long.
this one the other day got me going.
http://www.ebbets.com/category/Authentic-Flannel-Baseball-Jerseys (http://www.ebbets.com/category/Authentic-Flannel-Baseball-Jerseys)
Nipponese Allstars? Hawaii Chinese? Too me at least that's about as funny as the Gay Homos......
would DEF buy a gay homos jersey
#69 ofc
that super long quote that ran in the stereo/welcome beef thread was pretty good too.
lots of laughs on here.
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I enjoy laughing at Commercial D
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In true confessions Abudabi was railing some guy for not washing his hands after pissing........."you're going around touching people's stuff with your dick hands"....no idea why but this cracked me the fuck up...
that was me. id def. change my user name to dick hands if i could.
"spanly of disorer" has me laughing way too hard for way too long.
this one the other day got me going.
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http://www.ebbets.com/category/Authentic-Flannel-Baseball-Jerseys (http://www.ebbets.com/category/Authentic-Flannel-Baseball-Jerseys)
Nipponese Allstars? Hawaii Chinese? Too me at least that's about as funny as the Gay Homos......
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would DEF buy a gay homos jersey
#69 ofc
that super long quote that ran in the stereo/welcome beef thread was pretty good too.
lots of laughs on here.
got a link to that stereo/welcome beef thread by chance? I remember reading it when it first popped up but lost track of it before it got good I guess.
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Probably the Vov Vurnquist/Chris Hansen Rap Battles. Those were the best.
Best one:
First of all, Hanz, you cant be writing this shit
Vov can spit a rhyme with his mouth on a tit
straight off the dome and out the tip of my dick
come all over this snitches face, gizm ropes extra thick
Christopher Hanz, youd best to watch lil mama
Vov creepin in your house, blown off GHB and marijuana
she beggin for the schlong, Vov got her sweatin like in the sauna
legs spread and grasping wood like she was doin Benihanas
before the Green King of Procreation wifey had never known anal penetration
that bitch turned Girls Gone Wild like she reside in College Station
gave booty hole a promotion and sent that coochie on vacation
Vov freed up her brown kids like the Emancipation Proclamation
Sincerely,
Some Square Ass Business
http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=30294.30 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=30294.30)
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got a link to that stereo/welcome beef thread by chance? I remember reading it when it first popped up but lost track of it before it got good I guess.
here you go. if this quote could somehow be turned into a board graphic, id definitely buy it.
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Is it possible to work Boston and Boston skaters into this argument somehow?
or maybe we can talk about how welcome didnt actually invent the shaped board. thats one of my favorites.
Street League
JESUS WAS BLACK
Mohammed.
Now he gost
ben reamer's sister
Mediocre Pappalardo Instagram footage.
Gino shopping cart
no not ever
Leaked Sheckler part.
FREE MAX B
My posse's on Broadway
Nevermore!
eric's ass/ tits pic
Why is Daniel Castillo still pro?
Berrics and Scientology
Brown cords with half cabs
This is gone all pear shaped
Campaigning for SOTY
Nyjah's dad
suck a dick morty
take the s out of https
Erica Yary
web clips are lame but want to see them
OMG! where did you get that seinfeld sticker?
PM Please!
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I always laughed at the bbnewbn guy saying he was gonna ban people from their local shop
any nick jedi anything
tobey wanting to fake his death so he didn't have to talk to a high school girl he met on tinder
rainbow_equality
edit:
Whatever happened to aiden clarke i think his name was? He did shitty youtube reviews of zero stuff, but I don't think the poster was actually him.
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No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius
always got a kick out of seeing this vov excerpt in kilgore's sig, i'd laugh about it even while away from the computer. i thought that vov could have easily worked in something about laban pheidias since "labias/free us" echoes his name nicely. prius reference aligns with his devout vegetarianism in the second video too:
Laban Pheidias Recycled Rubbish (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkmjDIxeFhk#)
Interview With Laban Pheidias (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdwCmf0g1EI#)
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Been getting a bunch of death threats over the past couple days and a suspicious vehicle showed up right near my house (i live on a dirt road without many houses on it) this morning and some fat old dude got out wearing all black and looked in my general direction. I ducked into some trees, but couldn't get a license plate number before he zoomed off. Wouldn't have mind reporting him to the local authorities.
They're homosexuals that want to have sex with me but got no game. Literally. One even straight up offered me 2 grand and a pair of Nikes. Sorry niggas, but I'm not going to prostitute myself. You wanna get with this here you gotta be genuine, not some sleazy ass nigga throwing money in the air like it's gay pride confetti.
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Been getting a bunch of death threats over the past couple days and a suspicious vehicle showed up right near my house (i live on a dirt road without many houses on it) this morning and some fat old dude got out wearing all black and looked in my general direction. I ducked into some trees, but couldn't get a license plate number before he zoomed off. Wouldn't have mind reporting him to the local authorities.
They're homosexuals that want to have sex with me but got no game. Literally. One even straight up offered me 2 grand and a pair of Nikes. Sorry niggas, but I'm not going to prostitute myself. You wanna get with this here you gotta be genuine, not some sleazy ass nigga throwing money in the air like it's gay pride confetti.
legendary
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Been getting a bunch of death threats over the past couple days and a suspicious vehicle showed up right near my house (i live on a dirt road without many houses on it) this morning and some fat old dude got out wearing all black and looked in my general direction. I ducked into some trees, but couldn't get a license plate number before he zoomed off. Wouldn't have mind reporting him to the local authorities.
They're homosexuals that want to have sex with me but got no game. Literally. One even straight up offered me 2 grand and a pair of Nikes. Sorry niggas, but I'm not going to prostitute myself. You wanna get with this here you gotta be genuine, not some sleazy ass nigga throwing money in the air like it's gay pride confetti.
so good.
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Soo many. The Ave photshop one was great and non stop laughs, also the abdias rivera wallride one was good. I recently lughed for a few days watching this nonstop that somebody posted.
Eminem - "Mom's Spaghetti" (Music Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw#)
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tobey wanting to fake his death so he didn't have to talk to a high school girl he met on tinder.
Fuck I forgot about this!
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I'm sure I've laughed harder than this but the most recent one that comes to mind was right when the Fappening hit and shit_for_brains said something to the effect of "this is good, this is real good. i hope my wife goes to bed early tonight so i can see how close i can get to ripping my dick off"
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Been getting a bunch of death threats over the past couple days and a suspicious vehicle showed up right near my house (i live on a dirt road without many houses on it) this morning and some fat old dude got out wearing all black and looked in my general direction. I ducked into some trees, but couldn't get a license plate number before he zoomed off. Wouldn't have mind reporting him to the local authorities.
They're homosexuals that want to have sex with me but got no game. Literally. One even straight up offered me 2 grand and a pair of Nikes. Sorry niggas, but I'm not going to prostitute myself. You wanna get with this here you gotta be genuine, not some sleazy ass nigga throwing money in the air like it's gay pride confetti.
so good.
wow. gold.
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My girlfriend is in the hospital from a car crash. Both knees are bound up in those giant boots they give people with fucked up legs. The doctor needed her to pee (idk why, but whatever), positions a bedpan under her butt and leaves the room so she can have privacy, at which point my girlfriend says "Eat me out, that always makes me have to pee". I'm a bit apprehensive since we're in a hospital but then my mind thinks "When else will a situation like this occur?" so I go for it. As I'm doing it the doctor comes back in the room to check and see if she's pissed or not and just sees me going to town on her. I'm kicked out of the hospital for the day and now I'm kind of nervous to go back there.
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There was so much gold from Rawbertson!
I still remember the story of him meeting this fat chick off POF and they were heading out to Red Lobster but she fell down the steps of his porch and bailed on him. Where are you Rawb?
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My girlfriend is in the hospital from a car crash. Both knees are bound up in those giant boots they give people with fucked up legs. The doctor needed her to pee (idk why, but whatever), positions a bedpan under her butt and leaves the room so she can have privacy, at which point my girlfriend says "Eat me out, that always makes me have to pee". I'm a bit apprehensive since we're in a hospital but then my mind thinks "When else will a situation like this occur?" so I go for it. As I'm doing it the doctor comes back in the room to check and see if she's pissed or not and just sees me going to town on her. I'm kicked out of the hospital for the day and now I'm kind of nervous to go back there.
fucking gold
i'm stoked on this thread, it's like SLAP's greatest hits or something
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My girlfriend is in the hospital from a car crash. Both knees are bound up in those giant boots they give people with fucked up legs. The doctor needed her to pee (idk why, but whatever), positions a bedpan under her butt and leaves the room so she can have privacy, at which point my girlfriend says "Eat me out, that always makes me have to pee". I'm a bit apprehensive since we're in a hospital but then my mind thinks "When else will a situation like this occur?" so I go for it. As I'm doing it the doctor comes back in the room to check and see if she's pissed or not and just sees me going to town on her. I'm kicked out of the hospital for the day and now I'm kind of nervous to go back there.
i'm stoked on this thread, it's like SLAP's greatest hits or something
i feel like this could have happened to me, my chicks kinda like that hahhaha
also, i remember the thread about meeting your favorite pro's and some one said something like " i met this dude and some other pros and i was like, YO CAN I GET A WATS" and he poured it on himself or someshit like that hahah that had me dying for like an hour
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My girlfriend is in the hospital from a car crash. Both knees are bound up in those giant boots they give people with fucked up legs. The doctor needed her to pee (idk why, but whatever), positions a bedpan under her butt and leaves the room so she can have privacy, at which point my girlfriend says "Eat me out, that always makes me have to pee". I'm a bit apprehensive since we're in a hospital but then my mind thinks "When else will a situation like this occur?" so I go for it. As I'm doing it the doctor comes back in the room to check and see if she's pissed or not and just sees me going to town on her. I'm kicked out of the hospital for the day and now I'm kind of nervous to go back there.
i'm stoked on this thread, it's like SLAP's greatest hits or something
I'm crying.
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My girlfriend is in the hospital from a car crash. Both knees are bound up in those giant boots they give people with fucked up legs. The doctor needed her to pee (idk why, but whatever), positions a bedpan under her butt and leaves the room so she can have privacy, at which point my girlfriend says "Eat me out, that always makes me have to pee". I'm a bit apprehensive since we're in a hospital but then my mind thinks "When else will a situation like this occur?" so I go for it. As I'm doing it the doctor comes back in the room to check and see if she's pissed or not and just sees me going to town on her. I'm kicked out of the hospital for the day and now I'm kind of nervous to go back there.
i'm stoked on this thread, it's like SLAP's greatest hits or something
also, i remember the thread about meeting your favorite pro's and some one said something like " i met this dude and some other pros and i was like, YO CAN I GET A WATS" and he poured it on himself or someshit like that hahah that had me dying for like an hour
was funny as fuck to me too, i think it was rick howard and he was like "yo howard can i get a wats"
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My girlfriend is in the hospital from a car crash. Both knees are bound up in those giant boots they give people with fucked up legs. The doctor needed her to pee (idk why, but whatever), positions a bedpan under her butt and leaves the room so she can have privacy, at which point my girlfriend says "Eat me out, that always makes me have to pee". I'm a bit apprehensive since we're in a hospital but then my mind thinks "When else will a situation like this occur?" so I go for it. As I'm doing it the doctor comes back in the room to check and see if she's pissed or not and just sees me going to town on her. I'm kicked out of the hospital for the day and now I'm kind of nervous to go back there.
i'm stoked on this thread, it's like SLAP's greatest hits or something
also, i remember the thread about meeting your favorite pro's and some one said something like " i met this dude and some other pros and i was like, YO CAN I GET A WATS" and he poured it on himself or someshit like that hahah that had me dying for like an hour
AHUEVO i gotta look it up hahahahha
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For a minute grimcity was posting out of context slap posts on twitter.
https://mobile.twitter.com/slapforums_TXT
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Back around '08 there was a story someone posted advising against shaving your butthole. It was pretty long, five paragraphs or so, about it being a hot day after he did it, and he mentioned how his sweaty ass cheeks kept getting stuck together. It somehow ended with a fart getting trapped between his cheeks, so he had to drop trough to manually release the flatulence from between his cheeks, and he ended up getting a facefull of gas because of an ill-positioned fan. I think he passed out. That was a memorable one, written much more vehemently and without whatever homoerotic spin I just put on it.
Also vov, and who was the wonderful guy with the Devo avatar who focused after a year, then came back again and focused after another year or so? Anytime rawb talked about plenty of fish. homebwayes. Watson digging into chumps like faster.
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For a minute grimcity was posting out of context slap posts on twitter.
https://mobile.twitter.com/slapforums_TXT
He should've spread them out more. He shot his wad in like four days.
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vov, rawbertson freestyles
brooklynbrawler getting exposed, old slap was good.
ave e.t. photoshop
oh and kindu
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tobey wanting to fake his death so he didn't have to talk to a high school girl he met on tinder.
Fuck I forgot about this!
I didn't even get gnarred for that!
I used to go in to the " Laugh you lose" thread a lot when i first started posting. Anything RockAdio says i always laugh, his name is just the best
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Sort of unrelated, but was there ever a POTY 2014?
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Soo many. The Ave photshop one was great and non stop laughs, also the abdias rivera wallride one was good. I recently lughed for a few days watching this nonstop that somebody posted.
Eminem - "Mom's Spaghetti" (Music Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw#)
if you enjoyed Mom's Spaghetti, you'll love, "working in a cocktail bar."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X58g1HKxXPo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X58g1HKxXPo)
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While most of the photoshop threads on SLAP are funny, the AVE one killed me :D
So much so that the original pic now looks like a photoshop to me! You guys wents nuts on that one
http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=73221.0 (http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=73221.0)
The "berra my dick" one makes me fucking lose it so hard everytime I see it