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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Gideon Choi on November 04, 2015, 11:50:24 AM
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You know who I'm talking about, which pros look like they came straight out of Back To School shopping weekend at the local mall?
Garrett Hill, Chris Cole, Nyjah, Chaz Ortiz.
Any others?
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Is "Zumiez couch" the skate industry equivalent to the movie industry's "casting couch"?
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
I'm still confused........so are you saying that....that you had anal with Mr. Lutzka?
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
I'm still confused........so are you saying that....that you had anal with Mr. Lutzka?
THIS sure was what he meant!
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Is "Zumiez couch" the skate industry equivalent to the movie industry's "casting couch"?
It's the stepping stone to the "Crail couch" :-X ;)
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
I'm still confused........so are you saying that....that you had anal with Mr. Lutzka?
goddamn man im not a homophobe but does everything have to relate to gay sex with u?
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lutzka, kelvin hoefler, chaz, pretty much most of the dudes in street league lol
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He's gay so yah if it's sexual it's going to be "gay sex" If you simply complained that most of gays' posts were sexual in nature that wouldn't be as homphobic as what you said.
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More like Greg Butzka.
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
I'm still confused........so are you saying that....that you had anal with Mr. Lutzka?
When you're hungry, you're more interested in food. You don't know GAY's dickstate at everymoment; potentially he may only post while half mast and wishes to set sails into anai. Consider thinking critically before posting upon other's potential dickstate. P&TY
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We all need to be more sensitive about each others dickstates
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
I'm still confused........so are you saying that....that you had anal with Mr. Lutzka?
Because I'm gay.
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You know who I'm talking about, which pros look like they came straight out of Back To School shopping weekend at the local mall?
Garrett Hill, Chris Cole, Nyjah, Chaz Ortiz.
Any others?
How so? Chaz yes, but one thing you have to give Garrett is that he's an individual.
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
well he liked my IG post so...
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
I'm still confused........so are you saying that....that you had anal with Mr. Lutzka?
Because I'm gay.
Since you are a large contributed to this forum, I may have missed this so excuse me but what, if any, skaters are you attracted to? Must be hell if you like a few guys as much as I enjoy seeing leticia back lip. Shit is back lip a favorite for you?
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
I'm still confused........so are you saying that....that you had anal with Mr. Lutzka?
Because I'm gay.
I prefer a benihana over a back lip any day.
I'm a Lee Ralph kind'a guy, personally.
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
well he liked my IG post so...
he commented on mines so...
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
well he liked my IG post so...
he commented on mines so...
He signed my fedora so...
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He intoduced him self to me with his first and last name.
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does mickey papa count?
ryan sheckler obviously
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
well he liked my IG post so...
he commented on mines so...
Jokes aside, why the fuck does he do that? Some local random kid got a "gnarly!!!" comment from Lutzka on Instagram, and then I've noticed the guy is always liking people left and right and just leaving one-word comments that could relate to pretty much everything, spambot stuff, even. Is there an explanation to it, besides just going for cheap likes?
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^^^ he's probably trying to butter people up to actually buy a board from darkstad.
I gotta throw Cody McIntire out there as my pick for being the numbr one Zumiez. He looks like he just walked out of the dressing room there at ever SLS event. How long till he is of Vox and on Nike or Etines?
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^^^ he's probably trying to butter people up to actually buy a board from darkstad.
I gotta throw Cody McIntire out there as my pick for being the numbr one Zumiez. He looks like he just walked out of the dressing room there at ever SLS event. How long till he is of Vox and on Nike or Etines?
BBJ Darkstar makes great boards, hella people buy them. Same wood as enjoi n almost. Wouldn't fuck with the price point stuff but DSM pros are nice
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^^^ he's probably trying to butter people up to actually buy a board from darkstad.
I gotta throw Cody McIntire out there as my pick for being the numbr one Zumiez. He looks like he just walked out of the dressing room there at ever SLS event. How long till he is of Vox and on Nike or Etines?
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Those graphics are disgusting. We can agree to disagree on this one. I've never owned a dwindle board and probably never will but I thought it was pretty common knowledge that DSM wood blows unless it's Impact Plus. I don't want a board that needs carbon added to it so it won't be so shitty.
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
well he liked my IG post so...
he commented on mines so...
He doesn't know who i am because i don't hashtag stupid shit on instagram so......
EDIT: actually im going to start hashtagging dougbrown then he will like it and then you will all be jealous of me
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Zumiez have couch!?
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Funny you guys say that,
when i visited SD, he liked/commented on my photo too, i was like wtf dude hahahah
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
well he liked my IG post so...
he commented on mines so...
Mines
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Sierra fellers, blind team
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Darell Stanton sleeps on it...and then gets kicked out in the morning by the emo 16 year old cashier.
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
well he liked my IG post so...
he commented on mines so...
Damn Lutzka! That dirty two-timing player. He told me I was the only one :'(
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
well he liked my IG post so...
he commented on mines so...
Just so I can understand are you talking about social media, skateboarding or LBGT community activities
Jokes aside, why the fuck does he do that? Some local random kid got a "gnarly!!!" comment from Lutzka on Instagram, and then I've noticed the guy is always liking people left and right and just leaving one-word comments that could relate to pretty much everything, spambot stuff, even. Is there an explanation to it, besides just going for cheap likes?
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chris joslin lol
shane o neil
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Nick tucker
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
well he liked my IG post so...
he commented on mines so...
Damn Lutzka! That dirty two-timing player. He told me I was the only one :'(
sif he doesn't pay someone full time to like every pic tagged #skate on IG
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Is Sierra Feller's claim to fame being the poster boy for buffalo plaid flannels. suck it hsu
where do zumiez couches come from. man. who vacuums out all the weed and washes away the beer bro. chill couch.
by the way just googled image sierra fellers and found this
(http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/88994383-sierra-fellers-attends-the-maloof-money-cup-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=X7WJLa88Cweo9HktRLaNXvwQX9meJ%2BWEaFjJ8mHsJ3rlkHv64yG%2F9O0g%2FLiGx7ZP8LGIESFqv1SsE60LyyYlTQ%3D%3D)
she probably making that face cause he waiting for marraige hahah
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I've personally sat on a zumiez couch with Greg Lutzka so....suuuuuuck it
well he liked my IG post so...
he commented on mines so...
Jokes aside, why the fuck does he do that? Some local random kid got a "gnarly!!!" comment from Lutzka on Instagram, and then I've noticed the guy is always liking people left and right and just leaving one-word comments that could relate to pretty much everything, spambot stuff, even. Is there an explanation to it, besides just going for cheap likes?
Maybe he's not real, like a persona that was thought up by a bunch of industry heads when they were drunk one time at Tampa Am or something.
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That red headed kid from we are blood always reminds me of a zumiez employee, he kinda seems like you'd talk to him and he'd say stuff like "Krux are the dopest trucks!!!" and "These blind graphics are pretty ill!!" ... also chase webb looks like he'd be shopping in Zumiez accompanied by his mother.
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also chase webb looks like he'd be shopping in Zumiez accompanied by his mother.
he looks like he still holds his mothers hand when he crosses the street.
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Always thought Sewa has the most generic look.
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Beibel, Stevie Williams, Baby Scumbag, and Keelan
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Beibel, Stevie Williams, Baby Scumbag, and Keelan
Besides baby scumbag I don't see how the others would even cross someone's mind in this thread..
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Andy Roy.
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Furby and Moose look like they could work there.
Shit, they probably do now.
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Is Sierra Feller's claim to fame being the poster boy for buffalo plaid flannels. suck it hsu
where do zumiez couches come from. man. who vacuums out all the weed and washes away the beer bro. chill couch.
by the way just googled image sierra fellers and found this
(http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/88994383-sierra-fellers-attends-the-maloof-money-cup-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=X7WJLa88Cweo9HktRLaNXvwQX9meJ%2BWEaFjJ8mHsJ3rlkHv64yG%2F9O0g%2FLiGx7ZP8LGIESFqv1SsE60LyyYlTQ%3D%3D)
she probably making that face cause he waiting for marraige hahah
(http://i.imgur.com/9b3Qx0M.jpg)
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and we got the mall grabbing scene kid who hangs at the mall with his friends filling up wate rcups with soda and shoplifting from hot topic.
(http://skateandannoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/dscn1586.jpg)
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man lee ralph is hot tho huh