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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Tracer on November 20, 2015, 06:02:20 PM
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Pro surfer Bethany Hamilton lost her arm in a shark attack. I still think she's hot though, being from Hawaii doesn't hurt either. I would date her but wouldn't give any 1 armed girl the same treatment. Dealing with all the attention would be very inspiring, there are some very good people out there that won't quit for anything
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQBvnDn_BUA
(http://cdn.grindtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Bethany-Hamilton.jpg)
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One arm is all you need Tracer
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One arm is all you need Tracer
I dont see how she paddles out to the waves, maybe she gets towed in now? Masturbating gets me depressed so I usually stay away, I'd much rather have a hot amputee jerk me off.
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One arm is all you need Tracer
Jerking off helps with depression and anxiety
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i'm sure she gets by easily, but what happens when she injures her hand? then you're wiping that ass 1-2 times a day on top of doing everything else for her. you start thinking she's faking it half the time... really bitch? you sprained your wrist picking up the remote control? why don't you start using your fucking feet for half of this shit... and leave me the fuck alone , bitch
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Yeah, I mean, all girls have one arm if you think about it.
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One arm is all you need Tracer
Jerking off helps with depression and anxiety
also helps make you less obsessed with random women.
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One arm is all you need Tracer
Jerking off helps with depression and anxiety
I have depression and anxiety, and watching porn/jacking off makes me super bummed out sometimes.
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One arm is all you need Tracer
Jerking off helps with depression and anxiety
Well i have chronic anxiety and i can grantee you it helps you relax. Brb about to jerk off
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(http://iheartintelligence.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/amazinggirl.jpg)
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I'd get paranoid as fuck when i was home alone back in the day so i'd pull my dick and scare away the boogey men.
100% would bang. how much does a girls arm weigh at that size, she'd have to be pretty light right?
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I consider this performance art thread to be some of the artist's finest and most thought provoking work in recent memory.
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I guess I'm shallow as fuck because no not never.
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My buddy banged a stripper with one arm, I will add he also had sex with her before when she had two arms.
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My buddy banged a stripper with one arm, I will add he also had sex with her before when she had two arms.
Somehow that makes it even more gross
But would do the surfer though
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Hell yeah, I would have to stick my own finger up my butt if she was jerkin me off though, which I'm cool with.
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Hell yeah, I would have to stick my own finger up my butt if she was jerkin me off though, which I'm cool with.
Yeah, but what if her phantom limb could take care of that for you too?
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I'd get paranoid as fuck when i was home alone back in the day so i'd pull my dick and scare away the boogey men.
100% would bang. how much does a girls arm weigh at that size, she'd have to be pretty light right?
Funny how we make decisions as kids. My wife works in a school and its a new wtf kid anecdote every day.
I doubt a arm weighs too much 5 lbs maybe. And yes would do a girl if she had one arm. Weird baby hand though......
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she paddles in with one arm definetly inspiring
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Hell yeah, I would have to stick my own finger up my butt if she was jerkin me off though, which I'm cool with.
Oh shit, I hadn't thought of that :o Awesome
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f1/b8/f3/f1b8f371bd7667364dc4877ce585668b.jpg) Not as drastic but this is a friend of a friend. My guess is you find out if you can once you meet a woman missing a limb, preemptive thinking about it just leads to Seinfeld like trains of thought.
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One arm is all you need Tracer
Jerking off helps with depression and anxiety
im sure it makes everyone super bummed out sometimes. not enough to ever stop though.
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I had a friend who was dating a girl with one leg. Once when I was over there hanging out they got in a fight and he opened their back door and just chucked her leg off the porch. She was mad as hell but still hopped out there after it and when she came back in she hit him with it. I really wanted to leave but felt like if I did I would completely regret it.
1 leg is way worse than 1 arm. Respect for that chick who beat her own spouse with her artificial leg, thats amazing.
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I had a friend who was dating a girl with one leg. Once when I was over there hanging out they got in a fight and he opened their back door and just chucked her leg off the porch. Â She was mad as hell but still hopped out there after it and when she came back in she hit him with it. Â I really wanted to leave but felt like if I did I would completely regret it.
I'm sorry but this cracked me the fuck up! Hilarious!
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Yes, but would you date a girl with a baby arm?
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I wouldn't date a girl with 2 arms.
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What about a girl with only one arm?
(http://45.media.tumblr.com/2d02a967fb82621786a42b0175f6b93c/tumblr_mutx3smEJu1s84g17o1_250.gif)
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One arm is all you need Tracer
Jerking off helps with depression and anxiety
except when it reminds you that you're alone and you don't have a hot, one armed surfer hottie jackin' you off.
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What about a girl with only one arm?
(http://45.media.tumblr.com/2d02a967fb82621786a42b0175f6b93c/tumblr_mutx3smEJu1s84g17o1_250.gif)
Wow! That's hot and disturbing...
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I got a buddy that lost a leg due to cancer. He wears a prosthetic leg so you can't tell.
One night, he and another friend were out and got jumped by a bunch of dude's randomly. After getting punched, my other friend started yelling, "show him your leg, show him your leg!".
He showed his prosthetic leg and the dude's were shamed and then started trying to give them $50 as an apology.
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if a girl only having one arm would stop you from fucking her like a rickshaw then you should be ashamed. a real american would stick it in
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^ rite on fuck her dude but if people dont want to jump in (i would) please dont shame them for it. America should stop expecting men to be "men" and women to be "women" so much.
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Well, its better than to date a girl with one leg ;D ;D
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I had a friend who was dating a girl with one leg. Once when I was over there hanging out they got in a fight and he opened their back door and just chucked her leg off the porch. � She was mad as hell but still hopped out there after it and when she came back in she hit him with it. � I really wanted to leave but felt like if I did I would completely regret it.
as if it´s not awkward enough being at a couples place and they start to fight!!!
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What about a girl with an arm more expensive than everything you own?
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/3396370/images/o-REBEKAH-MARINE-facebook.jpg)
(http://images5.aplus.com/uc-up/69de0194-3948-450d-b3ac-b03902e85274/69de0194-3948-450d-b3ac-b03902e85274.format_jpeg.inline_yes.jpg)
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What about a girl with an arm more expensive than everything you own?
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/3396370/images/o-REBEKAH-MARINE-facebook.jpg)
(http://images5.aplus.com/uc-up/69de0194-3948-450d-b3ac-b03902e85274/69de0194-3948-450d-b3ac-b03902e85274.format_jpeg.inline_yes.jpg)
Brink just interviewed her. I would.
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just no handsjobs.
but noone should accept handjobs anyway.
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*Hacks Rebekah's Iphone*
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She looks like an X MEN character, which is kind of cool. That thing looks functional, better than faking it with a useless prosthetic I suppose.
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What about a girl with an arm more expensive than everything you own?
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/3396370/images/o-REBEKAH-MARINE-facebook.jpg)
(http://images5.aplus.com/uc-up/69de0194-3948-450d-b3ac-b03902e85274/69de0194-3948-450d-b3ac-b03902e85274.format_jpeg.inline_yes.jpg)
Well this thread is certainly a coincidence ... Rebekah is super pretty and super sweet and her arm is ridiculous ... she has an app on her phone with presets for her hand and she can give you the finger or the shaka and shit ... that's in addition to her being able to use it without the app and control it with he muscles. I was seriously sitting at dinner with her like grabbing it and trying to figure it out, the way you might act if you saw an ipad for the first time or something. And she runway models in NYC Fashion Week. Pretty awesome. But yeah I was tripping looking at it as she drank her beer and thinking ... "That thing is the price of a Lambo or a home."
Where can I read this interview?
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What about a girl with an arm more expensive than everything you own?
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/3396370/images/o-REBEKAH-MARINE-facebook.jpg)
(http://images5.aplus.com/uc-up/69de0194-3948-450d-b3ac-b03902e85274/69de0194-3948-450d-b3ac-b03902e85274.format_jpeg.inline_yes.jpg)
she has an app on her phone with presets for her hand and she can give you the finger or the shaka and shit ...
Need a finger in your asshole? There's an app for that.
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My buddy banged a stripper with one arm, I will add he also had sex with her before when she had two arms.
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Who is this Rebekah character and how can she afford that crazy robot arm?
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Who is this Rebekah character and how can she afford that crazy robot arm?
Her dad was a pretty high up figure in the First Galactic Empire, pretty sure his insurance covered it.
(http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad246/pulledit27/luke.jpg?t=1448762636)
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Luke was a member of the New Republic.
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This one seems to have two arms.
(https://scontent.ford1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12289665_190225637995505_8283764885938723042_n.jpg?oh=c82e25de148c5dd9b55a4b561279768c&oe=56F7586B)
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Would you date a girl in a wheelchair? There seems to be a ton of them on okcupid
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as long as she can open my canned potatoes
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Would you date a girl in a wheelchair? There seems to be a ton of them on okcupid
I matched with a fairly cute girl on tinder not long ago , i was just about to talk to her then i realised she was in a wheelchair. I wasn't going to be a wanker and block her , i decided i wouldn't say hello but if she were to initiate the convo i would go along, i would be fairly nice but get slightly douchier as we went. If somehow that didn't faze her and she asked me to hang out i decided i would go as far as going on a date with her but ramp up the doucheness in real life. All that didn't matter she just blocked me after a while. Long story short would totally fuck a hot wheelchair chick if i didn't have to date them.
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Luke was a member of the New Republic.
Yeah, and his dad was Vader.
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If what you're saying is that she is Luke, then she definitely wouldn't be covered under Vader's insurance. I'm sure that there is a non compete clause in there somewhere.
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I just need a busty C cup and a girl who enjoys smoking weed and watching movies (bonus if she doesnt question my drinking habit). 2 arms was never on the list for me.