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Title: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: LookyLurkerLou on November 30, 2015, 08:27:25 AM
http://www.scientology.org/video/meet-a-scientologist.html (http://www.scientology.org/video/meet-a-scientologist.html)

Go to sports, and find the skateboarder. In a Shetler Show episode, Steve Berra talks about how he is a scientologist.
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: ChuckRamone on November 30, 2015, 08:31:57 AM
I wonder if becoming a Scientologist could help your skate career, kind of like it does for Hollywood people.
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: 20matar on November 30, 2015, 09:07:57 AM
That's general knowledge, yes. I can't load the video, for some reason the webpage redirects me to this NASCAR dude's video. Kyro is no Berra when it comes to having an attitude. He always seemed to be a cool, level-headed person. So a good poster boy, if not a relevant or top-class one. Why not Jason?
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: GAY on November 30, 2015, 09:24:56 AM
I wonder if becoming a Scientologist could help your skate career, kind of like it does for Hollywood people.

I'm guessing it'd be a big boost if you were aiming to be a guest judge on BATB.
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: tortfeasor on November 30, 2015, 11:07:49 AM
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I wonder if becoming a Scientologist could help your skate career, kind of like it does for Hollywood people.
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I'm guessing it'd be a big boost if you were aiming to be a guest judge on BATB.


excuse me its actually a referee.  that's why they wear the shirt.  skateboarding isn't ribbon gymnastics... real sports have refs.
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: Harry in Your Pocket on November 30, 2015, 11:50:45 AM
Still?
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: ChuckRamone on November 30, 2015, 11:56:26 AM
what if you became a Scientologist to boost your skate career and ended up doing "favors" for Tom Cruise and it ended up not helping your career at all? and then Tom Cruise would be like, "Oh, you wanted to get a leg up in the skate industry? I thought you wanted to become an actor. You need to go talk to Jason Lee and Steve Berra. If you do some 'favors' for them, they can probably get you a job as a referee for the Berrics."
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: doomstation55 on November 30, 2015, 12:09:27 PM
idk who this is
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: Nancy Chin The Manicurist on November 30, 2015, 12:30:09 PM
I wonder if becoming a Scientologist could help your skate career, kind of like it does for Hollywood people.

well its obviously done wonders for Aaron Kyro's career ;)
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on November 30, 2015, 12:36:45 PM
Can Scientology help me sw 180 manny pivot fakir manny pivot manny shuv nose manny shuv manny bs 180?
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: GAY on November 30, 2015, 12:47:32 PM
Can Scientology help me sw 180 manny pivot fakir manny pivot manny shuv nose manny shuv manny bs 180?

I can promise you that if you read these (for starters) you'll be able to do that particular trick as well as many versions of a kickflop:

(http://i1064.photobucket.com/albums/u367/truckerfucker/basics_main_display_zpsycuras5n.jpg) (http://s1064.photobucket.com/user/truckerfucker/media/basics_main_display_zpsycuras5n.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: Big Baby Jesus on November 30, 2015, 01:10:21 PM
what if you became a Scientologist to boost your skate career and ended up doing "favors" for Tom Cruise and it ended up not helping your career at all? and then Tom Cruise would be like, "Oh, you wanted to get a leg up in the skate industry? I thought you wanted to become an actor. You need to go talk to Jason Lee and Steve Berra. If you do some 'favors' for them, they can probably get you a job as a referee for the Berrics."

(http://i65.tinypic.com/jzxwk9.jpg)
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: SFblah on November 30, 2015, 01:12:13 PM
I thought he was a Manual Scientist.
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: RCB3 on November 30, 2015, 01:46:48 PM
Still?

Once you're in, there ain't no leaving, unless you want your life to be ruined.
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: Dirtymac on November 30, 2015, 02:53:33 PM
So Aaron Kyro is a scientologist....so who is Aaron Kyro then???
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on November 30, 2015, 03:16:24 PM
Who the fuck is Aaron Kyro?
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: sharkin on November 30, 2015, 03:24:38 PM
https://youtu.be/clBtEd631i0?t=33s

groundbreaking stuff here
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: Monty Burns on November 30, 2015, 03:27:40 PM
never heard of this dude
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: WantSomeSlaw on November 30, 2015, 03:38:11 PM
Old news
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: layzieyez on November 30, 2015, 03:47:10 PM
Why would a scientologist skateboard? Everyone that skates is a suppressive person. That's why you don't see berra riding a skateboard anymore.
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: GAY on November 30, 2015, 05:02:42 PM
Why would a scientologist skateboard? Everyone that skates is a suppressive person. That's why you don't see berra riding a skateboard anymore.

skateboard
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supressive person
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steve berra
sb
screwdriver penetrator
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skateboard's berrics
sb
street p'league
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I think you can see where I'm going with this
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: Tracer on November 30, 2015, 06:01:14 PM
57% of skaters could use narconon, their success rate is through the roof!
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: shredbuffalo on November 30, 2015, 08:14:58 PM
All of you saying, "I have no idea who this is" or whatever, know exactly who it is.
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: 360 frip on November 30, 2015, 08:27:39 PM
All of you saying, "I have no idea who this is" or whatever, know exactly who it is.

Yeah, its Aaron Kyro, the Scientologist.
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: tobey on November 30, 2015, 09:06:59 PM
I tried to troll them on instagram one time when i was drunk but couldn't find an "official" page. Got to hit them with a banger and not just some stupid fan page 
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: alraunen on December 01, 2015, 12:26:24 AM
SCIENTOLOGY HELP ME TO LEARN NEW TRICKS :_____)
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: Custom skater on December 01, 2015, 01:32:45 AM
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I wonder if becoming a Scientologist could help your skate career, kind of like it does for Hollywood people.
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I'm guessing it'd be a big boost if you were aiming to be a guest judge on BATB.
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excuse me its actually a referee.  that's why they wear the shirt.  skateboarding isn't ribbon gymnastics... real sports have refs.

So WWE is real?
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: 20matar on December 01, 2015, 02:30:30 AM
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I wonder if becoming a Scientologist could help your skate career, kind of like it does for Hollywood people.
[close]

I'm guessing it'd be a big boost if you were aiming to be a guest judge on BATB.
[close]


excuse me its actually a referee.  that's why they wear the shirt.  skateboarding isn't ribbon gymnastics... real sports have refs.
[close]

So WWE is real?

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT.
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: mooraga on December 01, 2015, 05:11:23 AM
who cares
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: skate_spbr on December 01, 2015, 05:14:44 AM
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I wonder if becoming a Scientologist could help your skate career, kind of like it does for Hollywood people.
[close]

I'm guessing it'd be a big boost if you were aiming to be a guest judge on BATB.
[close]


excuse me its actually a referee.  that's why they wear the shirt.  skateboarding isn't ribbon gymnastics... real sports have refs.
[close]

So WWE is real?
seems legit to me
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: Melanoma on December 02, 2015, 07:34:58 AM
Koston still a scientologist? Also everyone should watch Going Clear if you haven't already
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: 20matar on December 02, 2015, 08:55:42 AM
Koston still a scientologist? Also everyone should watch Going Clear if you haven't already

Koston is like Will Smith. Is, but isn't, isn't, but is. He definitely did not stop with only a couple of courses, and he obviously has the ties to the Church.
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: tortfeasor on December 02, 2015, 08:57:58 AM
sorry to be that guy but...

Koston still a scientologist? Also everyone should watch read Going Clear if you haven't already
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on December 02, 2015, 10:33:30 AM
Ugh.
Title: Re: Aaron Kyro is a Scientologist
Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on December 02, 2015, 03:51:20 PM
All of you saying, "I have no idea who this is" or whatever, know exactly who it is.

No, I hate it when people do that. Never heard of him. But I just looked him up and he rides for that Revive company so I just realized I'm being trolled.