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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: shags6 on March 09, 2016, 06:49:04 PM
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purely speculation, who do you think hasn't done the deed?
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I have a good friend who is 43, lives with his mom, and is a virgin.
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I have a good friend who is 43, lives with his mom, and is a virgin.
in a sense that is one giant 'fuck you' to society......I think I back that.
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LEET, you get the draws yet?
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l33t fucked a PROSTITUTE!!! if my memory serves me right, does he still post?
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I also want to take a wild guess and say Toan Nguyen might still be a virgin to this day
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purely speculation, who do you think hasn't done the deed?
someone just got laid
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Staba fo'sho, perhaps Jereme?
I honestly couldn't see Greco being interested in sex (inb4 "excpet with himself right?" joke).
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Staba fo'sho, perhaps Jereme?
I honestly couldn't see Greco being interested in sex (inb4 "excpet with himself right?" joke).
I remember he stated that he got so obsessed over a darkslide that his current girlfriend dumped him over it, but I don't believe that. Maybe Jaws, unless it was some girl he met on tour that barely spoke English.
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Jeremy Klein for sure.
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Lizzie
Alex Olson
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Pj. He's a tortured soul and I don't think he'd put himself in a vulnerable position like sex.
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Bobby Dekyzer
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Greg Lutzka.
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I can't imagine any of the Revive dudes ever having contact with a woman.
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Koston
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David Loy
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t funk
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I can't imagine any of the Revive dudes ever having contact with a woman.
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I can't imagine any of the Revive dudes ever having contact with a woman.
It can't be that hard for a guy to get laid. I've slept with a couple of my lady friends and I have no interest in sex. You'd figure eventually their dick would land in someone's hole randomly. :-\
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Pj. He's a tortured soul and I don't think he'd put himself in a vulnerable position like sex.
he was way too busy having 12 hour skate sessions to do something like that.
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I remember he stated that he got so obsessed over a darkslide that his current girlfriend dumped him over it, but I don't believe that. Maybe Jaws, unless it was some girl he met on tour that barely spoke English.
hahaha imagine dating greco. "Sorry babe, I can't smash you in the arse at the moment, I'm on a strict hammer program. Can you please fetch me my vintage boots?"
Jeremy Klein for sure.
hahaha
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Pj. He's a tortured soul and I don't think he'd put himself in a vulnerable position like sex.
I've seen PJ with his girl at tennis lessons. He skates the parking lot while she plays. Pj has surprising taste in women.
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I can't imagine any of the Revive dudes ever having contact with a woman.
It can't be that hard for a guy to get laid. I've slept with a couple of my lady friends and I have no interest in sex. You'd figure eventually their dick would land in someone's hole randomly. :-\
oh cool you're back!
and you'd be surprised how hard it can be for some dicks to land in the hole
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Tracer
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Auby Taylor?
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Auby Taylor?
Saving himself for Lizzie
Also, Colden. I don't believe he got it in
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Pj. He's a tortured soul and I don't think he'd put himself in a vulnerable position like sex.
I've seen PJ with his girl at tennis lessons. He skates the parking lot while she plays. Pj has surprising taste in women.
describe his lady
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I have a good friend who is 43, lives with his mom, and is a virgin.
in a sense that is one giant 'fuck you' to society......I think I back that.
Yeah, to mom and dad: "I didn't ask to be here. You had me, so deal with the consequences." If they ever gave him shit for living with them/ not participating in society. Continues eating cookies.
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perhaps Jereme?
Word around town is he fucked a thousand bitches. "Damn" - Jereme
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Pj. He's a tortured soul and I don't think he'd put himself in a vulnerable position like sex.
Pj had one insanely epic sex with his lady, then another pretty good sex. 10 years ago. Then he never had to bone her again because those two nights were so good and now he's a sex legend. Eventually she said something, so once every few months he touches her v to make her stop whining.
Just like his career.
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Heath? I remember he said in an interview that back then he didn't talk to girls or anything. Just skated all the time.
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Pj. He's a tortured soul and I don't think he'd put himself in a vulnerable position like sex.
I've seen PJ with his girl at tennis lessons. He skates the parking lot while she plays. Pj has surprising taste in women.
If this is true, it paints an uncomfortable mental picture. PJ off practicing ghetto birds by himself in a parking lot, while his girl is being taught tennis by a silver fox named Hiram or Scott Bourne or something. Also for some reason I thought he dated Alexis Sablone.
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I could see jereme getting laid by different chicks all the time. Girls do everything for someone who is famous.
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I could see jereme getting laid by different chicks all the time.
You could? ??? I guarantee 99% of all the girls you ever see him are paid to be there
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Chase Gabor, he scares off girls when he tells them to his utilize his screwdriver fetish in the bedroom
Also the YouTube kid who wears helmets
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Pj. He's a tortured soul and I don't think he'd put himself in a vulnerable position like sex.
Pj had one insanely epic sex with his lady, then another pretty good sex. 10 years ago. Then he never had to bone her again because those two nights were so good and now he's a sex legend. Eventually she said something, so once every few months he touches her v to make her stop whining.
Just like his career.
You just ruined a pretty good joke. Anyway, I want to hear more abour PJ's taste in women.
On topic: Rodney Mullen? He does talk a bit about his "wife" in this wonderful sketch:
Day in the Life-Rodney Mullen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JHw83vMZ2U#)
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Mango
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Appleyard lost his virginity during the filming of the Sorry video.
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Puleo used to fuck Ben Gore, however upon seeing Ben's supposedly original moves in a kamasutra book, bobby ceased their meet-ups.
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I could see jereme getting laid by different chicks all the time.
You could? ??? I guarantee 99% of all the girls you ever see him are paid to be there
Dude is a confident asshole, has a lot of rich friends and is kinda famous. As sad as it is, dudes like that get laid all the fuckin time.
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Allex Midler.
Daniel Castillo.
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I can't imagine any of the Revive dudes ever having contact with a woman.
It can't be that hard for a guy to get laid. I've slept with a couple of my lady friends and I have no interest in sex. You'd figure eventually their dick would land in someone's hole randomly. :-\
You make it sound so easy...
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^what ben shraider said rings true in my experience. I know about a man am who hasn't fucked but i would'nt out someone like that, but virginity happens.
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Appleyard lost his virginity during the filming of the Sorry video.
Is that what the Johnny Rotten intro was about?
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Chase Gabor, he scares off girls when he tells them to his utilize his screwdriver fetish in the bedroom
Also the YouTube kid who wears helmets
Ha, Josh Katz. He filmed my friend for a bit and avoided eye contact and acknowledging my existence, even when I attempted to make casual conversation to ease the awkwardness. Proof: Frontside 5-0 Hardflip Out - Dan Corrigan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_2Lf6nVx0o#) His friend on a later occasion let me know I had no tits and no ass. He's a real life Napoleon Dynamite without the charm. :-\
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Chase Gabor, he scares off girls when he tells them to his utilize his screwdriver fetish in the bedroom
Also the YouTube kid who wears helmets
Ha, Josh Katz. He filmed my friend for a bit and avoided eye contact and acknowledging my existence, even when I attempted to make casual conversation to ease the awkwardness. Proof: Frontside 5-0 Hardflip Out - Dan Corrigan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_2Lf6nVx0o#) His friend on a later occasion let me know I had no tits and no ass. He's a real life Napoleon Dynamite without the charm. :-\
The tits/ass comment is not cool. I'd burst the fuckers mouth if I were you. Not like the pantsy is gonna punch back.
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I really couldnt imagine chase gabor getting laid, sans inanimate objects.
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I am a Virgil
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probably joey brezinski and maybe jordan hoffart
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Are u guys serious even ugly weird niggas like brezinski have gotten pussy at one time or another its not like theyre fuckin dungeons and dragons nerds. But the youtube helmet kid fa sho
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David loy has all the extra nyjah girls who didnt make the cut, so I think he's set.
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Andy Mac is a virgin. Even if he fucks his wife and has kids, he's still somehow a virgin.
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Brunner twins for sure. What are they like 12? Are they even relevant anymore? Were they ever?
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Pj. He's a tortured soul and I don't think he'd put himself in a vulnerable position like sex.
I've seen PJ with his girl at tennis lessons. He skates the parking lot while she plays. Pj has surprising taste in women.
describe his lady
<grabs lotion>
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Baby Scumbag
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Andy Mac is a virgin. Even if he fucks his wife and has kids, he's still somehow a virgin.
I overlooked the "has" in this sentence upon first read, and didn't think twice about it because this is SLAP.
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Chase Gabor, he scares off girls when he tells them to his utilize his screwdriver fetish in the bedroom
Also the YouTube kid who wears helmets
Ha, Josh Katz. He filmed my friend for a bit and avoided eye contact and acknowledging my existence, even when I attempted to make casual conversation to ease the awkwardness. Proof: Frontside 5-0 Hardflip Out - Dan Corrigan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_2Lf6nVx0o#) His friend on a later occasion let me know I had no tits and no ass. He's a real life Napoleon Dynamite without the charm. :-\
That video was so lame
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Jaws
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There was this quote in one of the first issues of Big Brother from Steve Rocco: "I've never slept with one, but I've gotten them for my team plenty of times "
I imagine though that a good 20 years later he has fucked a bunch of broads (or dudes) by now.
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Funny how Horfart got brought up. Mango? That guy is 1)ironic as fuk 2) a professional athelete - I'm pretty sure theres alot a girls into both of that shit.
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Are u guys serious even ugly weird niggas like brezinski have gotten pussy at one time or another its not like theyre fuckin dungeons and dragons nerds. But the youtube helmet kid fa sho
Any girl that would fuck Joey doesn't love herself. No self respecting woman would have sex with someone who used to(maybe still does?) post pictures of his shit on Twitter.
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I have a good friend who is 43, lives with his mom, and is a virgin.
in a sense that is one giant 'fuck you' to society......I think I back that.
Yeah, to mom and dad: "I didn't ask to be here. You had me, so deal with the consequences." If they ever gave him shit for living with them/ not participating in society. Continues eating cookies.
Think of it this way.....X has many qualities that girls admire ( attractive, big dick etc....) Girls constantly try to get at X. He likes the attention, but never goes all the way. Eventually X dies as a virgin........In that case I think it is a giant "fuck you" to society.......and I agree with the guy that has the palace logo as his picture. Jereme's girls are definately paid. If he didn't have his d-list celebrity status, then he would definately still be a virgin.
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There was this quote in one of the first issues of Big Brother from Steve Rocco: "I've never slept with one, but I've gotten them for my team plenty of times "
I imagine though that a good 20 years later he has fucked a bunch of broads (or dudes) by now.
Pretty sure he was referring to a donkey.
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David Loy
No way is D-Loy a virgin. Hes been taking dick for at least 4 years now.
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i want to say phelps just because he is still a big skate nerd at his age...but he also seems like he could go cruising for hookers every weekend too. it's hard to assume, but if these 2 can find love anyone can. even joey brezinski.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9P4032crPE
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Chase Gabor, he scares off girls when he tells them to his utilize his screwdriver fetish in the bedroom
Also the YouTube kid who wears helmets
Ha, Josh Katz. He filmed my friend for a bit and avoided eye contact and acknowledging my existence, even when I attempted to make casual conversation to ease the awkwardness. Proof: Frontside 5-0 Hardflip Out - Dan Corrigan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_2Lf6nVx0o#) His friend on a later occasion let me know I had no tits and no ass. He's a real life Napoleon Dynamite without the charm. :-\
Is that you in the green shorts?
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Are u guys serious even ugly weird niggas like brezinski have gotten pussy at one time or another its not like theyre fuckin dungeons and dragons nerds. But the youtube helmet kid fa sho
Pretty sure Joey is married. Hoffort has a girlfriend or used to. Daniel Castillo is/was also married. You guys gotta give these dudes more credit.
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Staba fo'sho, perhaps Jereme?
I honestly couldn't see Greco being interested in sex (inb4 "excpet with himself right?" joke).
i can see Jereme throwing parties and trying to sleep with mad girls but they all end up sexing each other and he's left to fuck around with drugs and roof top antics.
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Whatever happened to the story where David Loy and Nyjah allegedly raped some girl who was sleeping?
That counts right?
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I remember when some girl said that she had a 3some with him.....It was probably njyah and Loy. Now if nyjah had that 3some is he the type of person to hit the mouth while the other does the ass or..........?
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Funny how Horfart got brought up. Mango? That guy is 1)ironic as fuk 2) a professional athelete - I'm pretty sure theres alot a girls into both of that shit.
Ironic? A professional athelete? Mango? LOL! Have you seen the kid? He's 100% not getting tang.
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I can't imagine any of the Revive dudes ever having contact with a woman.
This shit counts doesn't it?...
(http://i.imgur.com/UOPcyxj.jpg?1)
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Holy shit ^ I'm crying right now hahaha
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James Craig strikes me as a guy with that nice guy attitude that would deter chicks.
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Tracer
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Staba fo'sho, perhaps Jereme?
I honestly couldn't see Greco being interested in sex (inb4 "excpet with himself right?" joke).
I was on a tour right after Yeah Right with Jereme.. He bragged fully on how he just lost his virginity, so no virgin there.. If he didn't lie. He left the tour early to go to his prom - not sure how old you are when you have that? (not american)
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I hate to say it, but try to imagine Gonz seducing a girl and bringing her home. That's just not him.
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Staba fo'sho, perhaps Jereme?
I honestly couldn't see Greco being interested in sex (inb4 "excpet with himself right?" joke).
I was on a tour right after Yeah Right with Jereme.. He bragged fully on how he just lost his virginity, so no virgin there.. If he didn't lie. He left the tour early to go to his prom - not sure how old you are when you have that? (not american)
like 16-18
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I hate to say it, but try to imagine Gonz seducing a girl and bringing her home. That's just not him.
Gonz procreated already fam
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James Craig strikes me as a guy with that nice guy attitude that would deter chicks.
James is a alcoholic, by default he has indeed gotten laid.
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James Craig strikes me as a guy with that nice guy attitude that would deter chicks.
James is a alcoholic, by default he has indeed gotten laid.
Are you sure you're not talking about James Brockman?
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I hate to say it, but try to imagine Gonz seducing a girl and bringing her home. That's just not him.
There is a clip on William Strobeck's instagram of the Gonz asking some girls on the streets of NY if they 'wanna follow him for a good time'
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You cannot make assumptions I'd say. People will suprise you, once and a bit.
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Are u guys serious even ugly weird niggas like brezinski have gotten pussy at one time or another its not like theyre fuckin dungeons and dragons nerds. But the youtube helmet kid fa sho
Change the thread title to skaters who appears asexual or challenge your sexuality, then this will all make sense!
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Chase Gabor, he scares off girls when he tells them to his utilize his screwdriver fetish in the bedroom
Also the YouTube kid who wears helmets
Ha, Josh Katz. He filmed my friend for a bit and avoided eye contact and acknowledging my existence, even when I attempted to make casual conversation to ease the awkwardness. Proof: Frontside 5-0 Hardflip Out - Dan Corrigan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_2Lf6nVx0o#) His friend on a later occasion let me know I had no tits and no ass. He's a real life Napoleon Dynamite without the charm. :-\
This guy josh showed up to a video premier at our local shop with two Asian girls with him. They did not seem stoked or interested from what I remember
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everyone who posted in this thread. except me.
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He bragged fully on how he just lost his virginity, so no virgin there.. If he didn't lie.
Yes, because all of Jereme's bragging throughout his entire career has always been based so deeply in reality ::)
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He bragged fully on how he just lost his virginity, so no virgin there.. If he didn't lie.
Yes, because all of Jereme's bragging throughout his entire career has always been based so deeply in reality ::)
his living situation interesting. it looks like he lives with 4-5 model girl types. is he a wigger version of charles manson? are they selling drugs to pay the bills, and door fees at the club 7 nights a week? or is it 1 rich girl using daddies money on all her friends? jereme tries to make funny ig videos, and they're awful. i don't know why this group is friends with him. so damn mysterious.