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Title: Smoking your own pubes before skating
Post by: white rapper on April 01, 2016, 06:58:29 AM
Ok you guys are going to think I'm crazy, but the other day I ran out of weed and had no more res in my bowl so I looked online and I think it was on bluelight, I read that from all the thc you ingest in your body, some of it actually sticks to your hair. So I kept reading and the person said you can actually smoke your own pubes and get high just as good since there is so much THC in them. Once I heard this I shaved all my pubes (after about 6 months of no shaving and toking everyday), and rolled up a raw with mostly my pubes and a little bit of tobacco to give it a kick. Needless to say, i was in outer space literally. Then I went skating and I think it was honestly one of the best sessions I ever had
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Post by: 20matar on April 01, 2016, 07:59:57 AM
Stop taking advice from Scott Tenorman.
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Post by: perverted super otaku! on April 01, 2016, 08:01:49 AM
U down to skype-sesh?
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Post by: Dirtymac on April 01, 2016, 08:08:18 AM
what is wrong with you people???...
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Post by: white rapper on April 01, 2016, 08:40:43 AM
U down to skype-sesh?
Nah I only skype sex with Asian girls
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Post by: dirtywork81 on April 01, 2016, 08:48:37 AM
april fools
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Post by: Koozin on April 01, 2016, 09:18:40 AM
If it's on the internet I think it's true
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Post by: ADOLF SHITLER on April 01, 2016, 11:01:37 AM
does it work for cocaine too?
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Post by: Silky Johnson on April 01, 2016, 11:41:05 AM
You fucking amateur everyone knows the real dank hairs come from your butthole.
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Post by: Righteous Victim on April 01, 2016, 11:54:52 AM
I prefer pube brownies.
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Post by: ChuckRamone on April 01, 2016, 11:59:02 AM
Never before. It fucks with my concentration. After I skate I like to smoke some of my pubes to wind down and relax.
Title: Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
Post by: white rapper on April 01, 2016, 12:10:39 PM
You fucking amateur everyone knows the real dank hairs come from your butthole.
I never said I didn't smoke them, they're pubes too
Title: Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
Post by: theblandest on April 01, 2016, 12:35:17 PM
My buddy smoked another dude's pubes at a video release party last year for $200.
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Post by: Main on April 01, 2016, 12:49:29 PM
I make my own Kombucha with tufts of asshole hair.
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Post by: theblandest on April 01, 2016, 01:07:51 PM
Proof:

https://youtu.be/m3284lx53gw
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Post by: glutton. on April 01, 2016, 03:53:51 PM
Some people don't understand trolling.
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Post by: brother bob on April 01, 2016, 07:10:49 PM
My buddy smoked another dude's pubes at a video release party last year for $200.

Id like to say i wouldnt but if the cash was on the table idk
Title: Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
Post by: Seamus_McShamebag on April 01, 2016, 11:53:37 PM
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You fucking amateur everyone knows the real dank hairs come from your butthole.
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I never said I didn't smoke them, they're pubes too

This is true.  When I first started collecting my pubics I would carefully distribute them into baggies labeled "Primary", "Scrote", "Taint", "Anus: Outer Ring" and "Anus: Inner Ring" respectively.  It got to be too much to keep track of so now it all just goes in one bag labeled "Pubic Hair, etc." 

I appreciate the validation white rapper.
Title: Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
Post by: SodaJerk on April 02, 2016, 12:33:10 AM
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You fucking amateur everyone knows the real dank hairs come from your butthole.
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I never said I didn't smoke them, they're pubes too
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This is true.  When I first started collecting my pubics I would carefully distribute them into baggies labeled "Primary", "Scrote", "Taint", "Anus: Outer Ring" and "Anus: Inner Ring" respectively.  It got to be too much to keep track of so now it all just goes in one bag labeled "Pubic Hair, etc." 

I appreciate the validation white rapper.
I've got a fine patch on the underside high up the shaft, that the money stash there #veryrare
Title: Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
Post by: Dirtymac on April 02, 2016, 07:02:51 AM
Some people don't understand trolling.
Guilty. I was in the hospital all day yesterday while my Dad was having cancer surgery. Didn't even dawn on me it was April 1.
Title: Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
Post by: Nosferatu on April 02, 2016, 04:06:36 PM
I got this bong that's the perfect length for straight smoking my dick. freshies.
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Post by: Tracer on April 02, 2016, 04:09:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2Fo6YM1hug