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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Zimmer on May 25, 2016, 02:49:58 PM
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There's a long list of Pro skateboarders under the control of the church of scientology. Aaron Kyro will expose them all! Ever wonder why kookery is at an all time high? You heard it here folks.
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Proof?
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Um actually you can't leave the church. Haven't you watched that documentary? They go to extreme lengths to try to ruin your life if you ever leave.
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Good God , I hope my name isn't on that list. The church would be so bummed to discover it had a queer amongst its flock.
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When will people just accept that religion isn't real
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religion isn't real?
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Does scientology not like homosexuality, I'm pretty ignorant about its tenets?
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Um actually you can't leave the church. Haven't you watched that documentary? They go to extreme lengths to try to ruin your life if you ever leave.
Then he must have already left cause that dudes skate career died like a decade ago.
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This is the biggest skate story of the week!
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Aaaron Kyro of Scientology
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actually would really like to see this
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When will people just accept that religion isn't real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaCgrRVW1Gs
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Um actually you can't leave the church. Haven't you watched that documentary? They go to extreme lengths to try to ruin your life if you ever leave.
Then he must have already left cause that dudes skate career died like a decade ago.
He had a skate career?
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religion is about as real as sasquatch
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Proof?
Soon..
Scientology has had a lot bigger of an influence on the skateboarding industry than anyone could've thought.
There's an Adidas/Nazi/L. Ron Hubbard/Nike/ connection as well.
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+1 for Scientology
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if J Lee was on scientology when he filmed the bLind part, there might be something to it. who's down for an auditing sesh
(http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2013/01/25/1226562/011054-auditing.jpg)
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I can't really give out the information myself, but here's a hint:
There's a father/son duo that are essentially the tip of the spear for the scientology agenda. Remember too that scientology itself is really just a puppet, a scapegoat if you will.
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Great topic. Looking forward to hearing about the adidas/ Nike/ l Ron Hubbard conspiracy. Keep it up guys free max b
Once you look into the type of people Hubbard hung out with, you start to see the bigger picture! Alister Crowley, some of the occultists behind the start of NASA, etc..
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Proof?
Someone said it on SLAP so it must be true.
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I AM SO EXCITED
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if J Lee was on scientology when he filmed the bLind part, there might be something to it. who's down for an auditing sesh
(http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2013/01/25/1226562/011054-auditing.jpg)
rumor has it that j lee and his family got out of the church and moved to a small town called denton in texas to get away from it
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Remember dollin's comment about false gods?
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We don't make topics about those youtube clowns here on slap. We try not to bring up their names to not give them any significance or relevance in skateboarding. Slap is the last place I want to see that cancer and the whole generation they have bred.
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I can't really give out the information myself, but here's a hint:
There's a father/son duo that are essentially the tip of the spear for the scientology agenda. Remember too that scientology itself is really just a puppet, a scapegoat if you will.
Tony and Riley. Confirmed.
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I'd reply to this stupid fucking thread but then I'd legitimize it so I think I'm just going to not reply to it because it's fucking dumb.
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I'd reply to this stupid fucking thread but then I'd legitimize it so I think I'm just going to not reply to it because it's fucking dumb.
GUYS IT'S COOL, THE THREAD IS LEGIT NOW, HE RESPONDED.
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Just post the shit or shut the fuck up.
Actually just shut the fuck up
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Hears a dick. Suck it, bitch. 8)
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I'd reply to this stupid fucking thread but then I'd legitimize it so I think I'm just going to not reply to it because it's fucking dumb.
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Scientology is a front, The Jesuits the Masons and the Zionists are working together to bring a one world order under the illusion of peace and the U.N. will be the face of it, they have celebrity/ political puppets pushing agendas that will bring us closer to this new world and our next president Hillary Clinton will also be the face of it.
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#Neverhillary
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Scientology is a front, The Jesuits the Masons and the Zionists are working together to bring a one world order under the illusion of peace and the U.N. will be the face of it, they have celebrity/ political puppets pushing agendas that will bring us closer to this new world and our next president Hillary Clinton will also be the face of it.
Found that weird part of YouTube, huh?
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The government and the media is selling you a fake war on terror IN AMERICA , the FBI is manipulating and framing muslims into commiting crimes using FBI informants and then telling you there is a growing threat in America, its manufactured Terrorism. Don't think they wouldn't even kill people to keep this going.. This HBO documentary explains this. https://youtu.be/t3WeAPUHVtc
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Aaron Kyro is a kook
(http://i.imgur.com/hHWBTti.png)
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Who's Aaron Kyro?
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I think he's the one who got double dildoed in Requiem for a Dream
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Good God , I hope my name isn't on that list. The church would be so bummed to discover it had a queer amongst its flock.
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhr56wjEr41qg1xpdo1_500.gif)
(http://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Laughing-Tom-Cruise-Gif-15.gif)
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Who's Aaron Kyrocares?
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I can't really give out the information myself, but here's a hint:
There's a father/son duo that are essentially the tip of the spear for the scientology agenda. Remember too that scientology itself is really just a puppet, a scapegoat if you will.
Tony and Riley. Confirmed.
Steve and Alex. confirmed
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Good God , I hope my name isn't on that list. The church would be so bummed to discover it had a queer amongst its flock.
HAHA yeah because you're gay right? awesome. Thanks
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Aaron Kyro is a kook
(http://i.imgur.com/hHWBTti.png)
felix is the damn worst
he's one of the ambassadors of some group trying to get skateboarding into the olympics - I think its something to do with that maloof guy.
he's literally a physical manifestation of cringe
"too many companies, not enough ammo"
he should drink a cup of bleach before he unloads all of his ammo into his skull
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I doubt Scientology is opposed to gay people considering how much John Travolta likes getting his thighs massaged by big burly dudes.
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I, for one, welcome our benevolent lizard overlords.
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Religion is definitely real. I see churches and shit all the time.
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Religion is definitely real. I see churches and shit all the time.
Yeah, but do churches magic? Ask yourself, do they magic?
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Religion is definitely real. I see churches and shit all the time.
That seems besides the point, jerk.
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Aaron Kyro is a kook
(http://i.imgur.com/hHWBTti.png)
felix is the damn worst
he's one of the ambassadors of some group trying to get skateboarding into the olympics - I think its something to do with that maloof guy.
he's literally a physical manifestation of cringe
"too many companies, not enough ammo"
he should drink a cup of bleach before he unloads all of his ammo into his skull
What's that? Did somebody say "cringe"?
Cringe hard at 1:03. Gato Fwelly. That lexani lifestyle!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhRr9A82_ms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhRr9A82_ms)
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I, for one, welcome our benevolent lizard overlords.
Ohh man I wish I could gnar you.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8lcUHQYhPTE/hqdefault.jpg)
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He's like the generic brand Berra.
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He's like the generic brand Berra.
I thought Borra was the generic brand Borra.
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Religion is definitely real. I see churches and shit all the time.
Ah, memories of the great jedi
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Aaron Kyro is a kook
(http://i.imgur.com/hHWBTti.png)
felix is the damn worst
he's one of the ambassadors of some group trying to get skateboarding into the olympics - I think its something to do with that maloof guy.
he's literally a physical manifestation of cringe
"too many companies, not enough ammo"
he should drink a cup of bleach before he unloads all of his ammo into his skull
What's that? Did somebody say "cringe"?
Cringe hard at 1:03. Gato Fwelly. That lexani lifestyle!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhRr9A82_ms (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhRr9A82_ms)
looks like he's living in dat 9 club
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There's this small group of kids (3 or 4) at the local park who've had multiple revive boards.
I feel like I want to say something but they always stay our of the way, seem to progress and they look like they're having a good time.
I feel like this place takes up so much of my hate, I question how much I need to unleash in the real word.
I yelled at two scooter kids and a shitty mom yesterday and it ruined my skate session, of which I have less of these days.
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I just lost all the respect I had for Felix, especially knowing he's one of them who's pushing skateboarding into Olympics thanks to this topic. Thanks guys... ::) I just don't get it how people switch their lifestyle so fast or so often and get use to more low-key after the upstream ones?
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There's this small group of kids (3 or 4) at the local park who've had multiple revive boards.
I feel like I want to say something but they always stay our of the way, seem to progress and they look like they're having a good time.
I feel like this place takes up so much of my hate, I question how much I need to unleash in the real word.
I yelled at two scooter kids and a shitty mom yesterday and it ruined my skate session, of which I have less of these days.
stay strong brother. We all get down some times, just hang in there and keep your head up, you'll be back to terrorising park kooks & bystanders in no time.
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Kyro is making serious, serious bank off his Braille Skateboarding channel. Dude's 'career' might be over, but he's making more money off skateboarding than most people who actually skate. Dude has 500k more subscribers than Thrasher.
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Fred Gall
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Kyro is making serious, serious bank off his Braille Skateboarding channel. Dude's 'career' might be over, but he's making more money off skateboarding than most people who actually skate. Dude has 500k more subscribers than Thrasher.
his fucking shitty videos keep popping on my utube home page and even though i always click on the "not interested" button (or whatever that is) there are always at least 5 click bait titles with shameful content and crap skating waiting for me to watch! this not interested "trick" somehow worked with the andy schreck videos and mmade them not pop up so frequently but seems uneffective with braille skateboarding. the guy needs to be sued somehow, this might stop him. skateboarding's disgrace all the way
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Most annoying dude out of that whole crew of YouTube dudes, hands down.
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Kyro is making serious, serious bank off his Braille Skateboarding channel. Dude's 'career' might be over, but he's making more money off skateboarding than most people who actually skate. Dude has 500k more subscribers than Thrasher.
his fucking shitty videos keep popping on my utube home page and even though i always click on the "not interested" button (or whatever that is) there are always at least 5 click bait titles with shameful content and crap skating waiting for me to watch! this not interested "trick" somehow worked with the andy schreck videos and mmade them not pop up so frequently but seems uneffective with braille skateboarding. the guy needs to be sued somehow, this might stop him. skateboarding's disgrace all the way
Apparently I'm not the only one. But instead of Braille, I get those 2 kooks all the time - John Hill and GarrettDavidGinner who have amongst the top cringiest and clickbait content of "youtube skaters" and they definitely overtake Braille in that aspect. And I haven't even clicked many of their videos and obviously have never ever liked any of them so why the fuck youtube keeps suggesting me that shit? At least that Kyro dude have been in skateboarding since the golden era, have done shit the correct way in the past so he knows some shit and have a clue how things work and what skateboarding culture is about. But how he derailed his content and sells his "skateboarding made simple" on every video and "the easiest way" doesn't get the pass.
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yeah i had forgotten about those other two idiots. yeah they do spam my youtube as much as kook kyro. i just don't get it, since there is shitloads of skateboard material on youtube, yet their random(?) algorithms always recommend the lamest of all choice. i think it has to do with some mad illuminati/revive collaboration
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john hill is definitely a psychopath
I also hate that guy who reviews shoes for ride channel, he's such a fucking dork
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These kooktube kids all are deluded by their narcissism.
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If it was revealed that Aaron Kyro was a child diddler, I honestly wouldn't be that surprised.
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Andy's wife took a trip to the ski hill this past winter. Let's just say she hadn't been fucked good in a while. YouTube ain't shit.
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Andy's wife took a trip to the ski hill this past winter. Let's just say she hadn't been fucked good in a while. YouTube ain't shit.
You win an award for best post of the year!!! You should have done an "unboxing" video!
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If it was revealed that Aaron Kyro was a child diddler, I honestly wouldn't be that surprised.
I think this about all the youtube 'pros'. I bet they all keister little boys in the back of that revive warehouse
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All the Revive graphics look like a Geocities website banner.
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He's like the generic brand Berra.
as opposed to berra, who is the Dove brand berra
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Hears a dick. Suck it, bitch. 8)
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I'd reply to this stupid fucking thread but then I'd legitimize it so I think I'm just going to not reply to it because it's fucking dumb.
Y'all hear that? There's a penis a comin'
(http://209.188.83.70/~lillyfamilydenti/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/cant-hear.jpg)
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Hears a dick. Suck it, bitch. 8)
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I'd reply to this stupid fucking thread but then I'd legitimize it so I think I'm just going to not reply to it because it's fucking dumb.
comin' cum'in
(http://209.188.83.70/~lillyfamilydenti/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/cant-hear.jpg)
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i went to high school with felix's niece. shoulda banged her
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i went to high school with felix's niece. shoulda banged her
For those of you not familiar with this euphemism it's like hitting a homerun in baseball.
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i went to high school with felix's niece. shoulda banged her
Nah, Felix beat you to it when she was in middle school.
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John hill is a fucking kooooook. If he had just shut the fuck up and rode his skateboard he probably could have gone further than birdhouse flow. I used to see dude lurking Cherry Park and intentionally trying to one up everyone. Couldn't stand him then, and I can't stand him now. That fat mouth and horse teeth. How can someone be so narsasotic to just talk about themselves all damn day. Homie literally just films himself walking through parking lots talking to himself. It's really sad that dudes like this have gained a following.
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i went to high school with felix's niece. shoulda banged her
"Thanks for the explanation Felix"
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;D
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kmskUFg30x8 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=kmskUFg30x8#)
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Hears a dick. Suck it, bitch. 8)
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I'd reply to this stupid fucking thread but then I'd legitimize it so I think I'm just going to not reply to it because it's fucking dumb.
comin' cum'in
(http://209.188.83.70/~lillyfamilydenti/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/cant-hear.jpg)
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Andy's wife took a trip to the ski hill this past winter. Let's just say she hadn't been fucked good in a while. YouTube ain't shit.
You win an award for best post of the year!!! You should have done an "unboxing" video!
So specific and mysterious at the same time! Did you teach her the snowplow? Inquiring minds want to know!
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Too be quite honest kyro is less kooky when compared to john hill and schrock, but I did get a picture with him when he showed up to a empty park i was at, for a funny "remember that time" photo if the police ever discover a revive x mom's flying spaghetti monster collar pedo ring and its on the news, he was with all the other braille dudes and they were fucking weird dude
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I thought he was going to expose himself to pro skateboarders...kind of disappointed.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=clBtEd631i0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clBtEd631i0#)
I don't get it. Is he saying that scientology gave him superpowers ???
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Words that describe almost all users of this forum : angry, bitter, cynical, negative, envious, pathetic, hateful, mad, jelly.
Why would anyone want to skate if they have to be around you guys? Its like you guys want skateboarding to be an elite club of only hateful douchebags? You guys are nothing nobodies anyway and always will be.
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Words that describe almost all users of this forum : angry, bitter, cynical, negative, envious, pathetic, hateful, mad, jelly.
Why would anyone want to skate if they have to be around you guys? Its like you guys want skateboarding to be an elite club of only hateful douchebags? You guys are nothing nobodies anyway and always will be.
Yes, exactly what we want.
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Words that describe almost all users of this forum : angry, bitter, cynical, negative, envious, pathetic, hateful, mad, jelly.
Why would anyone want to skate if they have to be around you guys? Its like you guys want skateboarding to be an elite club of only hateful douchebags? You guys are nothing nobodies anyway and always will be.
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You guys are nothing nobodies anyway and always will be.
no not never. you should too
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(http://67.media.tumblr.com/0866f397cae4494d064d13811547d427/tumblr_nn6vmiQCcC1qd3fgho1_1280.jpg)
If that's Animal Chin, I'm with the shirt
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John hill is a fucking kooooook. If he had just shut the fuck up and rode his skateboard he probably could have gone further than birdhouse flow. I used to see dude lurking Cherry Park and intentionally trying to one up everyone. Couldn't stand him then, and I can't stand him now. That fat mouth and horse teeth. How can someone be so narsasotic to just talk about themselves all damn day. Homie literally just films himself walking through parking lots talking to himself. It's really sad that dudes like this have gained a following.
Holy shit.
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Words that describe almost all users of this forum : angry, bitter, cynical, negative, envious, pathetic, hateful, mad, jelly.
Why would anyone want to skate if they have to be around you guys? Its like you guys want skateboarding to be an elite club of only hateful douchebags? You guys are nothing nobodies anyway and always will be.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/h5cSZCw6Rxr0c/giphy.gif)
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Words that describe almost all users of this forum : angry, bitter, cynical, negative, envious, pathetic, hateful, mad, jelly.
Why would anyone want to skate if they have to be around you guys? Its like you guys want skateboarding to be an elite club of only hateful douchebags? You guys are nothing nobodies anyway and always will be.
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I like the dude who judges sponsor me tapes. He pisses me off just right.
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Words that describe almost all users of this forum : angry, bitter, cynical, negative, envious, pathetic, hateful, mad, jelly.
Why would anyone want to skate if they have to be around you guys? Its like you guys want skateboarding to be an elite club of only hateful douchebags? You guys are nothing nobodies anyway and always will be.
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Words that describe almost all users of this forum : angry, bitter, cynical, negative, envious, pathetic, hateful, mad, jelly.
Why would anyone want to skate if they have to be around you guys? Its like you guys want skateboarding to be an elite club of only hateful douchebags? You guys are nothing nobodies anyway and always will be.
you're acting like it's not already kind of like that, lol
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I like the dude who judges sponsor me tapes. He pisses me off just right.
Black Ninja? I used to find him funny, especially those video parts where he narrated his tricks through song, but he's the WORST.
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Words that describe almost all users of this forum : angry, bitter, cynical, negative, envious, pathetic, hateful, mad, jelly.
Why would anyone want to skate if they have to be around you guys? Its like you guys want skateboarding to be an elite club of only hateful douchebags? You guys are nothing nobodies anyway and always will be.
because we aren't bitch-ass scientologists
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Is Jimmysplit Kyro's attempt at fair gaming Slap? From what I've seen of him I can't imagine him being very good at the whole "attack the attackers" thing.
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John hill is a fucking kooooook. If he had just shut the fuck up and rode his skateboard he probably could have gone further than birdhouse flow. I used to see dude lurking Cherry Park and intentionally trying to one up everyone. Couldn't stand him then, and I can't stand him now. That fat mouth and horse teeth. How can someone be so narsasotic to just talk about themselves all damn day. Homie literally just films himself walking through parking lots talking to himself. It's really sad that dudes like this have gained a following.
You know it's crazy but I always had a hunch he was incognito arrogant and does that, tries to one up everyone and prove something like he's the best. Dudes good but going too far with the "I'm better than you watch this" mentality
Aaron kyro and Doug seems less kooky i noticed compared to the other guys with revive now because I think after becoming YouTube pros and seeing the hate, they realized how big of kooks they were and try to chill out with the revive thing they got going on.
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i imagine jimmysplits to be like this guy
10 Secrets Marijuana Smokers Won't Tell You (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1vtx5sDxrg#)
full of positivity and always on a good temper
speaking mad slow and all
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Words that describe almost all users of this forum : angry, bitter, cynical, negative, envious, pathetic, hateful, mad, jelly.
Why would anyone want to skate if they have to be around you guys? Its like you guys want skateboarding to be an elite club of only hateful douchebags? You guys are nothing nobodies anyway and always will be.
And you aint NATHAN!!!! Go fuck yourself kook....
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wait did one of the revive people just come on here? for real? ??? ??? ???
really b?
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people keep trotting out this strawman: if you don't like Nike or the Olympics, it's 'cause OMG YOU ARE AN ELITIST PRICK WHO WANTS SKATEBOARDING TO ONLY BE FOR TOTALLY COOL PEOPLE LIKE A FEW OF YOUR FRIENDS AND NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO DO IT BECAUSE YOU'RE CLIQUEY AND ARROGANT AND TOTALLY DOUCHEY!
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It'd be funny if they sent remives shitty team to the Olympics to compete.
Edit Never Forget
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Why would anyone want to skate if they have to be around you guys? Its like you guys want skateboarding to be an elite club of only hateful douchebags?
Don't forget narsasotic.
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It'd be funny if they sent remives shitty team to the Olympics to compete.
Edit Never Forget
Revive for KOTR ... airing on PBS 2017.
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Scientology will probably have their own nation in 4 years
Team Scientology
Berra
Kyro
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It'd be funny if they sent remives shitty team to the Olympics to compete.
Edit Never Forget
Revive for KOTR ... airing on PBS 2017.
Sorry Mom
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