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Title: worst go-tos
Post by: ungzilla on September 11, 2016, 09:08:35 PM
Lets talk shit about those kinda iffy tricks that certain dudes seem to have on lock, or at least just like to do a lot. Or maybe a standard trick that once the individual's special sauce is applied, is just... not your cup of tea. Obviously forrest will not and cannot be mentioned since his go-tos aren't gay, if I'm remembering correctly. A few that come to mind are:

Sebo Walker: Three-shuv to smith. Not appealing on any level.
Mike-Mo: Impossible underflip thing. Nope.
Bachinsky: Five-o crook combos. A couple ok, fine. But 50% of your part should not be this trick.
Neen-o: Heelflips. Economies of motion, man.
That Utah Kid: Street 540s. 50% too much spin.
Shane O'Neill: 540 Shuv. 50% too much spin.



Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 11, 2016, 09:15:26 PM
How does one do a 270 over a gap and not eat shit?
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: ungzilla on September 11, 2016, 09:22:13 PM
50% of 540 is 270, yes, but a 360 oz box of cereal/insert your favorite product here with 50% more free is 540 oz. Now, whether or not this is the proper way to go about what I was trying to say, is certainly open for debate, but that was my logic at the time.
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: stayfalse on September 11, 2016, 09:23:29 PM
cody mac - nollie bigspins
prod - nollie late flips
lizard king - ollie to clip the stairs
ryan reyes - ollie to hit rail with middle of board

Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: botefdunn on September 11, 2016, 09:36:52 PM
50% of 540 is 270, yes, but a 360 oz box of cereal/insert your favorite product here with 50% more free is 540 oz. Now, whether or not this is the proper way to go about what I was trying to say, is certainly open for debate, but that was my logic at the time.

this is perfectly logical, and only slightly too complex to be a joke in the movie idiocracy.

Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on September 11, 2016, 09:49:39 PM
What's 50% of slappy fs nose?
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: Paul Cicero on September 11, 2016, 10:07:22 PM
What's 50% of slappy fs nose?

Not your best work..

Braydon - kickflip shifty
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on September 11, 2016, 10:24:48 PM
Ah well
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on September 11, 2016, 10:25:10 PM
I try that's what's important
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 11, 2016, 11:18:37 PM
50% of 540 is 270, yes, but a 360 oz box of cereal/insert your favorite product here with 50% more free is 540 oz. Now, whether or not this is the proper way to go about what I was trying to say, is certainly open for debate, but that was my logic at the time.
only if its an increase of 50%. if its a 50% decrease, than you subtract half of the total value.
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: fulfillthedream on September 11, 2016, 11:49:40 PM
man if i could do any of those first try i'd be happy  ;D
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: Wormburner on September 12, 2016, 12:54:43 AM
Daewon - Blunt 360 double flip, skating w/o bearings
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: HeadInLionsMouth on September 12, 2016, 01:00:19 AM
Sean Malto's front truck
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: friendly dave on September 12, 2016, 02:41:18 AM
eotis and Billy Marks and their double flips.
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: Molte on September 12, 2016, 04:42:49 AM
Ss fs biggis and nollie bs biggies done by more or less anybody but Spanky..
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: concerned_parent on September 12, 2016, 05:42:09 AM
Sean Malto's front truck
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: heckler on September 12, 2016, 06:03:19 AM
Shane Heyl - Half cab noseslide/crook nollie (inward/varial) heel
Richie Jackson - firecracker
Kevin Romar - nollie BS 360
Sewa Kroetkov - everything
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: JB on September 12, 2016, 06:41:38 AM
me: pop shuv
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: jomeara1 on September 12, 2016, 07:59:18 AM
I feel like everybody who rides for Flip is obsessed with flinging around those no-comply 360 flip thingies all day.
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: polejam on September 12, 2016, 08:37:37 AM
Manny Santiago's varial heel 50-50's are awful
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: Hands down Hass out on September 12, 2016, 09:01:36 AM
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Sean Malto's front truck
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Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: bo golden on September 12, 2016, 09:04:50 AM
Lets talk shit about those kinda iffy tricks that certain dudes seem to have on lock, or at least just like to do a lot. Or maybe a standard trick that once the individual's special sauce is applied, is just... not your cup of tea. Obviously forrest will not and cannot be mentioned since his go-tos aren't gay, if I'm remembering correctly. A few that come to mind are:

Sebo Walker: Three-shuv to smith. Not appealing on any level.
Mike-Mo: Impossible underflip thing. Nope.
Bachinsky: Five-o crook combos. A couple ok, fine. But 50% of your part should not be this trick.
Neen-o: Heelflips. Economies of motion, man.
That Utah Kid: Street 540s. 50% too much spin.
Shane O'Neill: 540 Shuv. 50% too much spin.





I'm glad you said it.  That shit is ugly!  And also anyone doing fakie smith grinds on ledges. Lame!!
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: offkilter on September 12, 2016, 09:06:23 AM
me: pop shuv

Pop shuv is the best go-to.
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on September 12, 2016, 09:26:59 AM
me: frontside no comply on every bank or ditch. it's a feeler trick for speed, steepness etc, I just always hope people aren't looking when I do it
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: MintySandwhich on September 12, 2016, 09:32:02 AM
Has anyone else notice Chris Gregson can pretty much only go frontside.

That shit must suck
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: mareo on September 12, 2016, 09:33:52 AM
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Sean Malto's front truck
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Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: WantSomeSlaw on September 12, 2016, 09:57:42 AM
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Lets talk shit about those kinda iffy tricks that certain dudes seem to have on lock, or at least just like to do a lot. Or maybe a standard trick that once the individual's special sauce is applied, is just... not your cup of tea. Obviously forrest will not and cannot be mentioned since his go-tos aren't gay, if I'm remembering correctly. A few that come to mind are:

Sebo Walker: Three-shuv to smith. Not appealing on any level.
Mike-Mo: Impossible underflip thing. Nope.
Bachinsky: Five-o crook combos. A couple ok, fine. But 50% of your part should not be this trick.
Neen-o: Heelflips. Economies of motion, man.
That Utah Kid: Street 540s. 50% too much spin.
Shane O'Neill: 540 Shuv. 50% too much spin.




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I'm glad you said it.  That shit is ugly!
Amen. Never thought they looked good. Also, OP pretty much covers everything, and the person who mentioned Cody Mac's nollie bigspins
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: S.E. on September 12, 2016, 10:36:09 AM
this thread is stupid.  im sure ya'lls go to trick is eating shit at the pre fab park youre lazy ass sits at. 
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: h00man on September 12, 2016, 10:40:31 AM
Manny Santiago's varial heel 50-50's are is awful

Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: Donald Trump on September 12, 2016, 10:49:07 AM
Has anyone else notice Chris Gregson can pretty much only go frontside.

That shit must suck

Woh... and when he does go backside, he is doing an ally-op FS trick. #mindblown
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: LOU.502 on September 12, 2016, 10:51:55 AM
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This sounds like a shitty tex mex food chain you'd only see in airports.
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: Jerkstore on September 12, 2016, 11:02:22 AM
Lets talk shit about those kinda iffy tricks that certain dudes seem to have on lock, or at least just like to do a lot. Or maybe a standard trick that once the individual's special sauce is applied, is just... not your cup of tea. Obviously forrest will not and cannot be mentioned since his go-tos aren't gay, if I'm remembering correctly. A few that come to mind are:

Sebo Walker: Three-shuv to smith. Not appealing on any level.
Mike-Mo: Impossible underflip thing. Nope.
Bachinsky: Five-o crook combos. A couple ok, fine. But 50% of your part should not be this trick.
Neen-o: Heelflips. Economies of motion, man.
That Utah Kid: Street 540s. 50% too much spin.
Shane O'Neill: 540 Shuv. 50% too much spin.





Sebo's trick is so gross, most of his skating is pretty gross to be honest. Mike mo's impossible underflip is pretty cool though as he puts a decent amount of pop and catch into it.
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: Casey Jones on September 12, 2016, 11:55:16 AM
Shane Oneill's go-to for years was the switch double tre flip. Can't think of something much more ugly than that. He was pulling that one out (or attempting) at nearly every contest and demo. It was like a thing everyone was expecting. Then he did it at Santa Monica Pier and I think he started to chill on it a little.
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: Tracer on September 12, 2016, 12:58:55 PM
When every skater puts a switch back tail in their part like it's some status symbol... No matter how shitty it was, how low the ledge there will be a sw back tail, fuck that
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: SodaJerk on September 12, 2016, 01:01:09 PM
eotis and Billy Marks and their double flips.
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on September 12, 2016, 01:44:02 PM
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Lets talk shit about those kinda iffy tricks that certain dudes seem to have on lock, or at least just like to do a lot. Or maybe a standard trick that once the individual's special sauce is applied, is just... not your cup of tea. Obviously forrest will not and cannot be mentioned since his go-tos aren't gay, if I'm remembering correctly. A few that come to mind are:

Sebo Walker: Three-shuv to smith. Not appealing on any level.
Mike-Mo: Impossible underflip thing. Nope.
Bachinsky: Five-o crook combos. A couple ok, fine. But 50% of your part should not be this trick.
Neen-o: Heelflips. Economies of motion, man.
That Utah Kid: Street 540s. 50% too much spin.
Shane O'Neill: 540 Shuv. 50% too much spin.
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I'm glad you said it.  That shit is ugly!  And also anyone doing fakie smith grinds on ledges. Lame!!

sorry for being lame b :(
i like doing them. with fakie flip out at best haha
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: 4LOM on September 12, 2016, 02:03:36 PM
Has anyone else notice Chris Gregson can pretty much only go frontside.

That shit must suck

Maybe he's Mormon, Temple in SLC has been condemning backside for years

Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: bo golden on September 12, 2016, 02:07:59 PM
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Lets talk shit about those kinda iffy tricks that certain dudes seem to have on lock, or at least just like to do a lot. Or maybe a standard trick that once the individual's special sauce is applied, is just... not your cup of tea. Obviously forrest will not and cannot be mentioned since his go-tos aren't gay, if I'm remembering correctly. A few that come to mind are:

Sebo Walker: Three-shuv to smith. Not appealing on any level.
Mike-Mo: Impossible underflip thing. Nope.
Bachinsky: Five-o crook combos. A couple ok, fine. But 50% of your part should not be this trick.
Neen-o: Heelflips. Economies of motion, man.
That Utah Kid: Street 540s. 50% too much spin.
Shane O'Neill: 540 Shuv. 50% too much spin.
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I'm glad you said it.  That shit is ugly!  And also anyone doing fakie smith grinds on ledges. Lame!!
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sorry for being lame b :(
i like doing them. with fakie flip out at best haha

you're not lame dude.  i just dont like the way that trick looks.  But who cares what i say, you do you!
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: NoComply180 on September 12, 2016, 06:37:36 PM
for awhile I was getting pretty sick of Chris Cole 360 kickflipping everything, but that's such a gnarly trick
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on September 13, 2016, 11:24:26 PM
Lets talk shit about those kinda iffy tricks that certain dudes seem to have on lock, or at least just like to do a lot. Or maybe a standard trick that once the individual's special sauce is applied, is just... not your cup of tea. Obviously forrest will not and cannot be mentioned since his go-tos aren't gay, if I'm remembering correctly. A few that come to mind are:

Sebo Walker: Three-shuv to smith. Not appealing on any level.
Mike-Mo: Impossible underflip thing. Nope.
Bachinsky: Five-o crook combos. A couple ok, fine. But 50% of your part should not be this trick.
Neen-o: Heelflips. Economies of motion, man.
That Utah Kid: Street 540s. 50% too much spin.
Shane O'Neill: 540 Shuv. 50% too much spin.





yeah. how he does em doesn't bug me but how expected it is that he chose that trick is starting to
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on September 14, 2016, 03:20:10 AM
Manny Santiago's varial heel 50-50's are awful


not to be a dick, Manny can definitely skate but his whole style is pretty awful :-/
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: masturskater on September 14, 2016, 03:59:48 AM
Sean Pablo
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: LOU.502 on September 14, 2016, 01:21:20 PM
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Lets talk shit about those kinda iffy tricks that certain dudes seem to have on lock, or at least just like to do a lot. Or maybe a standard trick that once the individual's special sauce is applied, is just... not your cup of tea. Obviously forrest will not and cannot be mentioned since his go-tos aren't gay, if I'm remembering correctly. A few that come to mind are:

Sebo Walker: Three-shuv to smith. Not appealing on any level.
Mike-Mo: Impossible underflip thing. Nope.
Bachinsky: Five-o crook combos. A couple ok, fine. But 50% of your part should not be this trick.
Neen-o: Heelflips. Economies of motion, man.
That Utah Kid: Street 540s. 50% too much spin.
Shane O'Neill: 540 Shuv. 50% too much spin.




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yeah. how he does em doesn't bug me but how expected it is that he chose that trick is starting to
Totally
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: Casey Jones on September 14, 2016, 02:42:46 PM
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Manny Santiago's varial heel 50-50's are is awful

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This sounds like a shitty tex mex food chain you'd only see in airports.

Ken: Karen, where do you want to go for dinner? We could go to the Olive Garden.
Karen: I don't know, Ken. We went to Olive Garden's last week.
Ken: Hm, we could hop in the Camry and head on over to the Manny Santiago's. There's one right off 18 next to the Chili's.
Karen: I think we should just eat in tonight, Ken.
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: Shitbag on September 14, 2016, 03:02:38 PM
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Manny Santiago's varial heel 50-50's are is awful

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This sounds like a shitty tex mex food chain you'd only see in airports.
AHAHAHAHAHA you win this thread I was waiting for a Forrest Edwards go to tricks are not gay reference but this is much better.
+1 chimichanga
Title: Re: worst go-tos
Post by: straight on September 14, 2016, 06:18:40 PM
Sean Pablo

Sean Pablo's go-to is a bs 360 and it's really good
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Post by: shark tits on September 14, 2016, 06:22:12 PM
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Sean Pablo's go-to is a bs 360 and it's really good
He just as soon send it down the pipe to mamI as look at it.