Slap MessageBoards

Skateboarding => Shoes & Gear => Topic started by: such on November 14, 2016, 09:22:49 AM

Title: shit that triggers you
Post by: such on November 14, 2016, 09:22:49 AM
when people skate barefoot
not lacing your shoes all the way up. extra triggering if you leave more than one eyelet unlaced.
skating without socks
only one rail
leaving the top of your nose ungripped
shoegooing the foxing tape
jessup
skating with headphones (earbuds are fine)
chains
tight jeans and dunks
tight jeans and skateboarding
just tight jeans in general
shoes without any ankle padding
skating commando
etching something into your grip
clear grip on your entire board
anything weed related
boards without noses
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Iceman on November 14, 2016, 09:25:04 AM
"trigger" triggers me.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: such on November 14, 2016, 09:28:44 AM
"trigger" triggers me.

people that dont understand irony
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Deucifer on November 14, 2016, 09:30:29 AM
people that dont understand irony

lol
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on November 14, 2016, 09:32:58 AM
OP sounds like an unhappy person.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Iceman on November 14, 2016, 09:33:15 AM
Expand Quote
people that dont understand irony
[close]

lol
^^^ haha
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Seadramon on November 14, 2016, 09:41:20 AM
OP sounds like an unhappy person.

unhappy ppl trigger me
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Turtle Boy on November 14, 2016, 09:50:13 AM
It's almost 7PM in Europe and 10am in SF and still no Jerry HSU B-Sides.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: slappies on November 14, 2016, 10:05:50 AM
loud noises and flashing lights
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: glutton. on November 14, 2016, 10:17:31 AM
when people skate barefoot
skating without socks
shoes without any ankle padding
skating commando
etching something into your grip
boards without noses
If I trigger you in public, what would you do?
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: ChuckRamone on November 14, 2016, 11:41:01 AM
what if you were an avid skateboarder with agoraphobia? that would be pretty funny.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Sondor on November 14, 2016, 12:20:42 PM
the patriarchy
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: 20matar on November 14, 2016, 01:24:42 PM
what if you were an avid skateboarder with agoraphobia? that would be pretty funny.

Get on the Mullen program. Learn how to freestyle on your garage.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: heckler on November 14, 2016, 05:55:02 PM
Slow, squeaky bearings. Wind. Lurkers at the park. Broken shoelaces. Shoes that don't grip anymore. Big pants/little shirt combo. Shake Junt grip on otherwise cool board graphics.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on November 14, 2016, 06:08:00 PM
Shake Junt grip anything
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: ducky darnsworth on November 14, 2016, 06:09:28 PM
emerica dumping the reynolds mid
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: such on November 14, 2016, 07:17:20 PM
emerica dumping the reynolds mid

uuhhm, how about a trigger warning next time you asshole?
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: such on November 14, 2016, 07:18:07 PM
Slow, squeaky bearings. Wind. Lurkers at the park. Broken shoelaces. Shoes that don't grip anymore. Big pants/little shirt combo. Shake Junt grip on otherwise cool board graphics.

TRIGGER WARNING:
explain. do you mean people who dont skate?
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: heckler on November 14, 2016, 07:24:41 PM
Expand Quote
Slow, squeaky bearings. Wind. Lurkers at the park. Broken shoelaces. Shoes that don't grip anymore. Big pants/little shirt combo. Shake Junt grip on otherwise cool board graphics.
[close]

TRIGGER WARNING:
explain. do you mean people who dont skate?
Yeah, public concrete parks seem to just attract weirdos and dudes who think that hanging around the park makes them "in". The other day, I rolled up to the park and found two dudes practicing sparring right in front of the ledge. Never mind the perfectly suitable basketball court next door and never mind that there were clearer spots in the skatepark itself, let's just throw our shit wherever we please and get into it basically on what's clearly an obstacle.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: danjtony on November 14, 2016, 09:05:16 PM
White shoes-white socks-white grip combo (see Daniel Vargas)
trucks with hanger graphics
People who ride big ass soft wheels at the skatepark and "grind" with their trucks not even touching the coping

Also, this is pretty localized, but I live in Taiwan and I'm fuckin stoked whenever I see someone riding a deck that's not Primitive or sk8mafia.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on November 14, 2016, 09:52:44 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Slow, squeaky bearings. Wind. Lurkers at the park. Broken shoelaces. Shoes that don't grip anymore. Big pants/little shirt combo. Shake Junt grip on otherwise cool board graphics.
[close]

TRIGGER WARNING:
explain. do you mean people who dont skate?
[close]
Yeah, public concrete parks seem to just attract weirdos and dudes who think that hanging around the park makes them "in". The other day, I rolled up to the park and found two dudes practicing sparring right in front of the ledge. Never mind the perfectly suitable basketball court next door and never mind that there were clearer spots in the skatepark itself, let's just throw our shit wherever we please and get into it basically on what's clearly an obstacle.
This. People who show up just to take pictures, or fly drones, RC cars, etc... Seen it all.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: rob on November 14, 2016, 09:56:21 PM
-I agree with the lurkers, the ones that sit around judging And watching like they're better or something
-Park locals who think they're hot shit
-Using a drill for setups, it drives me crazy cause that's how idiots get their hardware all "stripped" or whatever. I just know it fucks up the Phillip cross and Allen cause you just hear it going then just destroying the top and now you can't change your trucks later for a new deck
-people who say your gear doesn't matter
-weed anything
-guys who think they're good when they do the same tricks ALL the time on different stuff and think it's a different trick. Like 180 the stairs then 180 the hip then 180 the gap and Think it's different
-the person who comes out of no where and does your trick, everyone knows that guy
-people that play you in skate and do nothing but spin tricks, 180,full cab, nollie 180, pop shuv, fakie bigspin, nollie backside bigspin.
-fake style
-swag kids
-overly dramatic style
-mongo pushers and pathetic non experienced cruisers who try to skate faster than you or try to cruise with you then don't even Know how to Ollie or push comfortably or fast
-beginners who think they can skate better than everyone
-random guys who think they're better than you

I'm such a hater haha

Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: GOATMOON on November 14, 2016, 10:12:48 PM
Little kids who tail you on their scooters
The bums that live at my local
When said bums break bottles and leave shards of glass all over the park
That guy who fucking rips but never acknowledges or talks to anyone
Little kids/shitters that want to play skate all the time
Little kids/shitters/randoms who linger around or sit on obstacles
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: ZEBRA on November 14, 2016, 11:05:44 PM
-I agree with the lurkers, the ones that sit around judging And watching like they're better or something
-Park locals who think they're hot shit
-Using a drill for setups, it drives me crazy cause that's how idiots get their hardware all "stripped" or whatever. I just know it fucks up the Phillip cross and Allen cause you just hear it going then just destroying the top and now you can't change your trucks later for a new deck
-people who say your gear doesn't matter
-weed anything
-guys who think they're good when they do the same tricks ALL the time on different stuff and think it's a different trick. Like 180 the stairs then 180 the hip then 180 the gap and Think it's different
-the person who comes out of no where and does your trick, everyone knows that guy
-people that play you in skate and do nothing but spin tricks, 180,full cab, nollie 180, pop shuv, fakie bigspin, nollie backside bigspin.
-fake style
-swag kids
-overly dramatic style
-mongo pushers and pathetic non experienced cruisers who try to skate faster than you or try to cruise with you then don't even Know how to Ollie or push comfortably or fast
-beginners who think they can skate better than everyone
-random guys who think they're better than you

I'm such a hater haha



Can you not do those tricks or something?? Why would that bother you??

Little kids at the skatepark, usually scooter kids, screaming across the park in their pre-pubescent high pitches voice. Drives me crazy and then I'll just stop skating until they leave. Why?? I don't know. It's a legitimate trigger though. Haha
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Tracer on November 14, 2016, 11:17:26 PM
The grizzly logo
Skaters that only talk about skating. No strategy at the table!
People who give advice on tricks they can't do switch
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: violentpizza on November 15, 2016, 12:46:35 AM
(http://www.dvdizzy.com/images/t/tiggermovie-03.jpg)
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: rob on November 15, 2016, 01:49:56 AM
Expand Quote
-I agree with the lurkers, the ones that sit around judging And watching like they're better or something
-Park locals who think they're hot shit
-Using a drill for setups, it drives me crazy cause that's how idiots get their hardware all "stripped" or whatever. I just know it fucks up the Phillip cross and Allen cause you just hear it going then just destroying the top and now you can't change your trucks later for a new deck
-people who say your gear doesn't matter
-weed anything
-guys who think they're good when they do the same tricks ALL the time on different stuff and think it's a different trick. Like 180 the stairs then 180 the hip then 180 the gap and Think it's different
-the person who comes out of no where and does your trick, everyone knows that guy
-people that play you in skate and do nothing but spin tricks, 180,full cab, nollie 180, pop shuv, fakie bigspin, nollie backside bigspin.
-fake style
-swag kids
-overly dramatic style
-mongo pushers and pathetic non experienced cruisers who try to skate faster than you or try to cruise with you then don't even Know how to Ollie or push comfortably or fast
-beginners who think they can skate better than everyone
-random guys who think they're better than you

I'm such a hater haha


[close]

Can you not do those tricks or something?? Why would that bother you??

Little kids at the skatepark, usually scooter kids, screaming across the park in their pre-pubescent high pitches voice. Drives me crazy and then I'll just stop skating until they leave. Why?? I don't know. It's a legitimate trigger though. Haha

I barely mess with switch and nollie so it gets annoying when it's back to back nollie and switch spin tricks, I'm still getting the hang on switch heels and switch flips, switch shuv back and front are whatever and Nollie too but nollie bigspin I don't find fun or stylish so I barely ever do them. Nollie 180 are whatever but switch is annoying especially right after regular 180's,  where the variety??give me a flip of some kind any kind
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Esquivel on November 15, 2016, 03:27:30 AM
when people skate barefoot
not lacing your shoes all the way up. extra triggering if you leave more than one eyelet unlaced.
skating without socks
only one rail
leaving the top of your nose ungripped
shoegooing the foxing tape
jessup
skating with headphones (earbuds are fine)
chains
tight jeans and dunks
tight jeans and skateboarding
just tight jeans in general
shoes without any ankle padding
skating commando
etching something into your grip
clear grip on your entire board
anything weed related
boards without noses


a )super unhygienic, foot slipping inside the shoe and loads of black hash-like matter collecting between the toes/nails - horrible
b) struggling to stand out

i would like to add: pants that are too short and expose the socks

not really triggered by the above stuff, just feel bad for the people with socks exposed, they must be cold now in winter.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: such on November 15, 2016, 09:43:40 AM
Expand Quote
when people skate barefoot
not lacing your shoes all the way up. extra triggering if you leave more than one eyelet unlaced.
skating without socks
only one rail
leaving the top of your nose ungripped
shoegooing the foxing tape
jessup
skating with headphones (earbuds are fine)
chains
tight jeans and dunks
tight jeans and skateboarding
just tight jeans in general
shoes without any ankle padding
skating commando
etching something into your grip
clear grip on your entire board
anything weed related
boards without noses

[close]

a )super unhygienic, foot slipping inside the shoe and loads of black hash-like matter collecting between the toes/nails - horrible
b) struggling to stand out

i would like to add: pants that are too short and expose the socks

not really triggered by the above stuff, just feel bad for the people with socks exposed, they must be cold now in winter.

what triggers me about the lack of grip on the nose is that it feels like your foot is going to slip off.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on November 15, 2016, 10:25:04 AM
people spitting all over the park. especially their fucking snus.
people that litter the park with cigarettebutts. i smoke myself.
just throw em in the bin man. how hard could that be, fucker?


EDIT: ah, that shit is about gear especially. i did not figure that out.
colored wheels, sockgraphics, griptapegraphics, mismatching trucks.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: lilpeen on November 15, 2016, 10:36:11 AM
Graphic all over print socks, doesnt even have to be weed leaves, especially with rolled up pants. Nigga fuck your socks.
People who dont take a single slam at the park and play it safe.
People who bring their girl to the park with a skateboard and you can tell shes not into it. I always talk to them and tell them you dont have to do this if you dont want to, boyfriends be gettin mad at me. Fuck it, I just jedi mind stole your bitch.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: thebacker on November 15, 2016, 11:59:07 AM
Graphic all over print socks, doesnt even have to be weed leaves, especially with rolled up pants. Nigga fuck your socks.
People who dont take a single slam at the park and play it safe.
People who bring their girl to the park with a skateboard and you can tell shes not into it. I always talk to them and tell them you dont have to do this if you dont want to, boyfriends be gettin mad at me. Fuck it, I just jedi mind stole your bitch.


Ive noticed said boyfriend never skates far away and only does flatground
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Esquivel on November 15, 2016, 01:06:32 PM


what triggers me about the lack of grip on the nose is that it feels like your foot is going to slip off.


it is a bit distracting
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Dwyck on November 15, 2016, 02:06:48 PM

shoes without any ankle padding



what happened to your chuck obsession?
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on November 15, 2016, 02:36:38 PM
It's not a big deal, but it bothers me when kids are riding good boards yet the wheels are completely done - flat, tiny, cracked, shredded right down.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: poowizard on November 15, 2016, 03:07:07 PM
It's not a big deal, but it bothers me when kids are riding good boards yet the wheels are completely done - flat, tiny, cracked, shredded right down.

Yeah, I see this quite a bit around my local. It baffles me.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: such on November 15, 2016, 05:41:07 PM
Expand Quote

shoes without any ankle padding


[close]

what happened to your chuck obsession?

you remember that? haha. skated chucks for a while really helped out my ankles. but it still triggers me.
it ruins most huf shoes idk why they do it. and they always have a seam right at the achilles that rubs your heel.



oh and of course mismatching laces.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on November 15, 2016, 06:34:48 PM
Kids that only skate flatground and complain about razor tail (bonus point if only the tail is messed up)
When kids review their gear to their friend and it's stupid ovious it's their first set-up
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Nigga on November 15, 2016, 06:50:59 PM
When a nigga got me fucced up
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: glutton. on November 15, 2016, 07:09:01 PM
oh and of course mismatching laces.
Laces in most 5-6 eyelet vulcs blow out quickly. Unless I get a pair of shoes on the same day as the shop, I consider myself lucky if the second pair of laces are still in the box.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: 20matar on November 16, 2016, 02:36:35 AM
Expand Quote
It's not a big deal, but it bothers me when kids are riding good boards yet the wheels are completely done - flat, tiny, cracked, shredded right down.
[close]

Yeah, I see this quite a bit around my local. It baffles me.

It's for the status, to show that they really skate. Everyone can rough up a fresh deck's graphics and give it some cosmetic damage from whacking the thing around. Damaging shoes, or worse, patching non-existent damage with silvertape and glue, can also be done if you really want to fake it. But getting a set of wheels to dip into bearing-cover territory takes time and effort. Of course you could just trade a new set of Alta wheels for your buddy Todd's dead, orange wheels, but the kids who like to keep shit like that would rather keep the old wheels and use them as keychains and hang them off their backpacks, like they're the skate version of rabbit feet amulets. I've seen broken truck baseplates used for that same purpose, too.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: 2000 on November 16, 2016, 03:14:25 AM
I hate parents taking their children to the skate park as if it's a play ground. There's only one indoor skatepark in my town and you never go there on a sunday because it's just flooded with kids who aren't even skating with just one asshole in the corner supervising them. As soon as you see this you might as well just leave. (http://g02.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1Ch8yIXXXXXbOXXXXq6xXFXXXE/Children-walker-can-ride-can-sit-can-push-scooter-baby-toddler-toy-car.jpg)
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: marty mcfly on November 16, 2016, 03:25:52 AM
Kids only skating flatground and look at you after every single trick they did like "did you see shove it number 37??!"
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: yourfuckingdad on November 16, 2016, 04:30:00 PM
when people think they have the right to hog the park because they're filming and they have their gang with them.

i like to walk in front of them really slowly while they're riding up to their trick and ignore them when they yell at me like im too dumb to know they there
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: ChuckRamone on November 16, 2016, 04:54:01 PM
pedestrians who try to cock block your path when you're skating - usually some dude trying to assert his dominance or something. and drivers who get all aggro and honk and yell shit when you're skating near their car. some bitch drove toward me today, stopped, honked, and flipped me off. I was skating on the side of the road and she had plenty of room to go around. so I flipped her off and yelled fuck you. then she got caught at a light so I went up to her and said fuck you again.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on November 16, 2016, 06:51:22 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
It's not a big deal, but it bothers me when kids are riding good boards yet the wheels are completely done - flat, tiny, cracked, shredded right down.
[close]

Yeah, I see this quite a bit around my local. It baffles me.
[close]

It's for the status, to show that they really skate. Everyone can rough up a fresh deck's graphics and give it some cosmetic damage from whacking the thing around. Damaging shoes, or worse, patching non-existent damage with silvertape and glue, can also be done if you really want to fake it. But getting a set of wheels to dip into bearing-cover territory takes time and effort. Of course you could just trade a new set of Alta wheels for your buddy Todd's dead, orange wheels, but the kids who like to keep shit like that would rather keep the old wheels and use them as keychains and hang them off their backpacks, like they're the skate version of rabbit feet amulets. I've seen broken truck baseplates used for that same purpose, too.
That's funny they're used as a status symbol. I guess it makes sense. As I get older I like keeping my whole setup fresh except for the trucks so I can't relate. I used to not care about my shoes being ripped up, but now it just makes me feel lame.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Bensquirts on November 16, 2016, 07:13:06 PM
White shoes-white socks-white grip combo (see Daniel Vargas)
trucks with hanger graphics
People who ride big ass soft wheels at the skatepark and "grind" with their trucks not even touching the coping

Also, this is pretty localized, but I live in Taiwan and I'm fuckin stoked whenever I see someone riding a deck that's not Primitive or sk8mafia.

Half assed grinds are the worst.
Wild colored trucks

Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: such on November 17, 2016, 10:22:22 AM
pedestrians who try to cock block your path when you're skating - usually some dude trying to assert his dominance or something. and drivers who get all aggro and honk and yell shit when you're skating near their car. some bitch drove toward me today, stopped, honked, and flipped me off. I was skating on the side of the road and she had plenty of room to go around. so I flipped her off and yelled fuck you. then she got caught at a light so I went up to her and said fuck you again.


YES how could i forget this? its always the same guy too. 30-40s, years old, bald or wearing a stupid hat to hide his receding hairline, always has a beergut, board shorts and slippers. and of course hes wearing these sunglasses:
(https://www.framesdirect.com/product_elarge_images/oakley-sunglasses-gascan-03-473-matte-black.jpg)

i noticed this a lot in california. your cruising down the sidewalk and this guy i walking with his family. theres about 10 feet between you and his family and he starts swerving in your direction and you have to fucking powerslide to get away from him. when you pass him he stares you down for the next 10 seconds. every time.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: christ0v on November 17, 2016, 02:35:49 PM
Blue jeans
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: such on November 17, 2016, 06:03:14 PM
light wash Blue jeans
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: such on November 17, 2016, 06:04:22 PM
Expand Quote
light wash frayed and cropped Blue jeans
[close]
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Lasernaut on November 18, 2016, 08:01:49 AM
Quote
shit that triggers you
full cab
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: rob on November 18, 2016, 09:25:15 PM
Ahahah got me, I only say full cause always hearing half, I know it's just "cab" or "caballerio" but I'm so use to beginner days saying full cab
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: ducky darnsworth on November 18, 2016, 11:38:40 PM
shirts that has the big graphic on the back instead of the front
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: christ0v on November 19, 2016, 02:29:24 AM
shirts that has the big graphic on the back instead of the front

The other way around. Am i supposed to look at the graphic or your face ? So distracting for me
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on November 19, 2016, 04:26:15 AM
I hate parents taking their children to the skate park as if it's a play ground. There's only one indoor skatepark in my town and you never go there on a sunday because it's just flooded with kids who aren't even skating with just one asshole in the corner supervising them. As soon as you see this you might as well just leave. (http://g02.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1Ch8yIXXXXXbOXXXXq6xXFXXXE/Children-walker-can-ride-can-sit-can-push-scooter-baby-toddler-toy-car.jpg)
don't you just tell them that this is not a playground and to gtfo to one with their kiddos?
at our park we immediately tell the parents that this is no playground for their kids, and it would be super dangerous to ride around with thos plastic vehicle shit. they mostly understand and we tell them that they should buy their kids skateboards when they're older/old enough and to come back, we will gladly welcome them. but just on skateboards. not scooters or some shit.
it often works. because the kids themselves start to annoy their parents that they want to go back to the skatepark and that they want to have a skateboard. its cool to see the youngin there, hyped, really wanting to learn stuff. just bein hyped on skateboarding.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: himlor on November 19, 2016, 07:22:09 AM
Little kids who tail you on their scooters



maybe you should skate faster then..?
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Xen on November 19, 2016, 10:57:54 AM
groms at the asking you how to do 'xxx' after you do 'xxx'

groms waxing shit and they still push 1mph

kids who just 'air out' of bowls

Shake Junt anything

Old guys that only do BS 50-50s and the same shit they did 20yrs ago (looking at you SALBA, JJ, Grosso); is it so hard to learn ANYTHING new?

people who ask me how old I am after throwing down some shit

that dude that wears full hockey pads at my park and really only does fakie rocks to fakie disasters
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: N.L. on November 19, 2016, 11:34:59 AM


Old guys that only do BS 50-50s and the same shit they did 20yrs ago (looking at you SALBA, JJ, Grosso); is it so hard to learn ANYTHING new?


if you could do FSOs like JJ, why would you do anything else?
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on November 19, 2016, 09:09:55 PM
Expand Quote
shirts that has the big graphic on the back instead of the front
[close]

The other way around. Am i supposed to look at the graphic or your face ? So distracting for me

Back graphics with something on the ches area or a medium sized front graphic are my shit haha

but shirts with something small in the chest that look like they'll have a back graphic throw me off
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: ducky darnsworth on November 19, 2016, 10:47:54 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
shirts that has the big graphic on the back instead of the front
[close]

The other way around. Am i supposed to look at the graphic or your face ? So distracting for me
[close]

Back graphics with something on the ches area or a medium sized front graphic are my shit haha

but shirts with something small in the chest that look like they'll have a back graphic throw me off
i like the graphic in the front so when i look down i can see it, when its just on back then its kinda eh, just a pet peeve
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: GinosGroceries on November 20, 2016, 07:54:32 AM
-peeling grip tape
-skatepark kids who cuss every other word
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: straight on November 20, 2016, 08:32:46 AM
wind

wearing that last pair of clean boxers that fit way too tight
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: the snake on November 20, 2016, 08:54:54 AM
non skater people chilling in the shitty tiny half-destroyed local skatepark where my child and i can ride alone usually 
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on November 20, 2016, 09:24:56 AM
wind

wearing that last pair of clean boxers that fit way too tight

This ruins entire days.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Iceman on November 20, 2016, 11:32:18 AM
Old guys that only do BS 50-50s and the same shit they did 20yrs ago (looking at you SALBA, JJ, Grosso); is it so hard to learn ANYTHING new?
if you become a lifer, then once you get older you'll understand that it is indeed very hard to learn new stuff or even to just hold onto basic warm up tricks you once had on lock, when you're in an old body.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: art hellman on November 21, 2016, 08:54:43 AM
Expand Quote
Old guys that only do BS 50-50s and the same shit they did 20yrs ago (looking at you SALBA, JJ, Grosso); is it so hard to learn ANYTHING new?
[close]
if you become a lifer, then once you get older you'll understand that it is indeed very hard to learn new stuff or even to just hold onto basic warm up tricks you once had on lock, when you're in an old body.

XEN:  you'd be super bummed watching me skate then
(http://media.giphy.com/media/nvx1hjOEiPkWs/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Xen on November 22, 2016, 03:29:03 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Old guys that only do BS 50-50s and the same shit they did 20yrs ago (looking at you SALBA, JJ, Grosso); is it so hard to learn ANYTHING new?
[close]
if you become a lifer, then once you get older you'll understand that it is indeed very hard to learn new stuff or even to just hold onto basic warm up tricks you once had on lock, when you're in an old body.
[close]

XEN:  you'd be super bummed watching me skate then
(http://media.giphy.com/media/nvx1hjOEiPkWs/giphy.gif)



Hah! I'm old, I suck, but I still try and learn new shit.  One day I'll get B/S 180 flips.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: such on November 22, 2016, 05:15:55 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Old guys that only do BS 50-50s and the same shit they did 20yrs ago (looking at you SALBA, JJ, Grosso); is it so hard to learn ANYTHING new?
[close]
if you become a lifer, then once you get older you'll understand that it is indeed very hard to learn new stuff or even to just hold onto basic warm up tricks you once had on lock, when you're in an old body.
[close]

XEN:  you'd be super bummed watching me skate then
(http://media.giphy.com/media/nvx1hjOEiPkWs/giphy.gif)


[close]

Hah! I'm old, I suck, but I still try and learn new shit.  One day I'll get B/S 180 flips.

wait can you tag/notify people by doing this ( iceman: ) ???
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Tracer on November 22, 2016, 05:31:28 PM
When people don't use all 8 bolts on purpose

(https://www.growtopiagame.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=132753&d=1469397141)
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: 20matar on November 26, 2016, 01:21:27 PM
When people don't use all 8 bolts on purpose

(https://www.growtopiagame.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=132753&d=1469397141)

How can you tell its on purpose and not that, say, one of their bolts is messed up? Real question. Maybe you've seen a particularly repulsive new trend lately or something.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Andrefosho on November 27, 2016, 11:06:31 PM
Homie trying to play me in SKATE with fakie pop shuvit variations.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: straight on November 29, 2016, 11:00:45 AM
guys that wear sweaters ... ultimate worse are bald guys with manicured beards wearing turtle necks
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Casper on December 27, 2016, 09:47:53 AM
pedestrians who try to cock block your path when you're skating - usually some dude trying to assert his dominance or something. and drivers who get all aggro and honk and yell shit when you're skating near their car. some bitch drove toward me today, stopped, honked, and flipped me off. I was skating on the side of the road and she had plenty of room to go around. so I flipped her off and yelled fuck you. then she got caught at a light so I went up to her and said fuck you again.
I like you
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: ChuckRamone on January 08, 2017, 08:03:58 PM
-shoe companies that glue their shitty stock insoles down.
-the person who was flashing a laser pointer at me as I skated a parking lot at night by my apartment. if I found out who did it, I will throw a rock through their window in the middle of the night.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: ChuckRamone on January 08, 2017, 09:25:47 PM
Expand Quote
pedestrians who try to cock block your path when you're skating - usually some dude trying to assert his dominance or something. and drivers who get all aggro and honk and yell shit when you're skating near their car. some bitch drove toward me today, stopped, honked, and flipped me off. I was skating on the side of the road and she had plenty of room to go around. so I flipped her off and yelled fuck you. then she got caught at a light so I went up to her and said fuck you again.
[close]
I like you

I just noticed this. thanks, Casper.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on January 09, 2017, 12:01:06 AM
Grandpa pants

Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: ducky darnsworth on January 09, 2017, 01:15:06 AM
most people that are my/near my age, fucking hate'em
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: lampshade on January 09, 2017, 04:01:58 AM
Grandpa pants



Wait, we've moved on from dad jeans to grandpa pants?  What are they?  Wool trousers?
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: max power on January 09, 2017, 07:37:30 AM
Board company stickers on a deck that is a different brand.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: The Woodsman on January 09, 2017, 07:40:54 AM
Guy at the skatepark who tells everyone else what to try without really understanding how hard it is.

"Hey man try that flip thing you just did down them stairs over there."
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on January 09, 2017, 10:10:57 AM
Expand Quote
Grandpa pants


[close]

Wait, we've moved on from dad jeans to grandpa pants?  What are they?  Wool trousers?
That Max Garson part was rife with them. I kept seeing my great uncle hank (rip) with his wool or polyester highwaters and beanie.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c7/c0/ac/c7c0acc327739f089269ea2cb699b698.jpg)
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: tangar on January 09, 2017, 06:41:24 PM
^ I know what I'm wearing next time we skate
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: CINCINNATI on January 09, 2017, 06:49:40 PM
Board company stickers on a deck that is a different brand.

same with shoe stickers when you're not rocking that same brand of shoe
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on January 09, 2017, 07:17:21 PM
Expand Quote
Board company stickers on a deck that is a different brand.
[close]

same with shoe stickers when you're not rocking that same brand of shoe

Crossing companies like this throws me off it makes my balance and everything feel off.
Even worse is when Groms are stoked on the sticker and go out of their way to show it off to everyone.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on January 09, 2017, 08:41:06 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Board company stickers on a deck that is a different brand.
[close]

same with shoe stickers when you're not rocking that same brand of shoe
[close]

Crossing companies like this throws me off it makes my balance and everything feel off.
Even worse is when Groms are stoked on the sticker and go out of their way to show it off to everyone.


I almost always correlate sticker jobs to shit I'm actually using/wearing but never actually admit it because I feel embarrassed. Thank you for the validation.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: heckler on January 10, 2017, 06:49:16 AM
guys that wear sweaters
Wait, we're just gonna ignore this one?
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Paladin on January 10, 2017, 08:44:11 AM
Expand Quote
guys that wear sweaters
[close]
Wait, we're just gonna ignore this one?
I'm backing it, and this is coming from someone who wore some pretty questionable cardigans back in the day.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: tangar on January 10, 2017, 11:19:01 AM
Sweater vests can only be worn by Gino and Cardigans by Louie Barletta - Man Law
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: straight on January 10, 2017, 01:46:29 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
guys that wear sweaters
[close]
Wait, we're just gonna ignore this one?
[close]
I'm backing it, and this is coming from someone who wore some pretty questionable cardigans back in the day.

i guess it stems from the way they fit, they're just not comfortable..but i think they look dumb too
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: augustmoon on January 11, 2017, 04:33:23 PM
controversial opinion: i hate guest tricks in video parts.  i think its super corny and fucks up the flow of the video. 
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: straight on January 11, 2017, 05:55:36 PM
controversial opinion: i hate guest tricks in video parts.  i think its super corny and fucks up the flow of the video. 

did you rewatch yeah right today?
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: CINCINNATI on January 21, 2017, 09:40:21 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BO_63U0BEXg/?tagged=antiheroskateboards (https://www.instagram.com/p/BO_63U0BEXg/?tagged=antiheroskateboards)

lol mixing grindline and supreme. one hell of a combo
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: tangar on January 21, 2017, 09:55:29 AM
^ Man that does look weird as fuck
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Jordick on January 22, 2017, 11:08:22 AM
most people that are my/near my age, fucking hate'em
completely fucking agree
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: McBrandt on January 24, 2017, 10:58:04 AM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
guys that wear sweaters
[close]
Wait, we're just gonna ignore this one?
[close]
I'm backing it, and this is coming from someone who wore some pretty questionable cardigans back in the day.
[close]

i guess it stems from the way they fit, they're just not comfortable..but i think they look dumb too

So what am I supposed to do, just wear only shirts and freeze my ass off? Or wear a hoodie to my desk job and continue dressing like a 14 year old boy until I'm 80?
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: shit_for_brains on January 24, 2017, 11:14:11 AM
I'm wearing a sweater right now because it's cold in my office fuck the police.

On topic: Huge company logo on their shirt, different huge company logo on their feet.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: straight on January 25, 2017, 09:15:08 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
guys that wear sweaters
[close]
Wait, we're just gonna ignore this one?
[close]
I'm backing it, and this is coming from someone who wore some pretty questionable cardigans back in the day.
[close]

i guess it stems from the way they fit, they're just not comfortable..but i think they look dumb too
[close]

So what am I supposed to do, just wear only shirts and freeze my ass off? Or wear a hoodie to my desk job and continue dressing like a 14 year old boy until I'm 80?

i realize my sweater argument is dumb but there these other things called jackets that come in all different styles too...although i like the idea of you wearing hoodies for the rest of your life
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: JB on January 26, 2017, 07:16:52 AM
the only person who should be allowed to skate in all white is heath. everyone else looks stupid.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: piftel on January 26, 2017, 11:38:48 AM
when people skate barefoot
not lacing your shoes all the way up. extra triggering if you leave more than one eyelet unlaced.
skating without socks
only one
rail
leaving the top of your nose ungripped
shoegooing the foxing tape
jessup
skating with headphones (earbuds are fine)
chains
tight jeans and dunks
tight jeans and skateboarding
just tight jeans in general
shoes without any ankle padding
skating commando
etching something into your grip
clear grip on your entire board
anything weed related
boards without noses

Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Abyss1 on January 26, 2017, 11:52:08 AM
people who eat with their mouth open ...this guy does this everyday in the office ...holy shit
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Willie on January 26, 2017, 12:34:40 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
guys that wear sweaters
[close]
Wait, we're just gonna ignore this one?
[close]
I'm backing it, and this is coming from someone who wore some pretty questionable cardigans back in the day.
[close]

i guess it stems from the way they fit, they're just not comfortable..but i think they look dumb too
[close]

So what am I supposed to do, just wear only shirts and freeze my ass off? Or wear a hoodie to my desk job and continue dressing like a 14 year old boy until I'm 80?
[close]

i realize my sweater argument is dumb but there these other things called jackets that come in all different styles too...although i like the idea of you wearing hoodies for the rest of your life


Sweater Skater, just checking in.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: Stoop Kid 2.0 on January 26, 2017, 12:48:02 PM
Shirts with big front logos or any front design.
Camo pants -shits become an epidemic at the park.
Cuffing pants way to high. Just buy a pair of fucking capris.
Colored wheels.
I also agree that guest tricks in videos are dumb.

Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: McBrandt on January 26, 2017, 01:37:40 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
guys that wear sweaters
[close]
Wait, we're just gonna ignore this one?
[close]
I'm backing it, and this is coming from someone who wore some pretty questionable cardigans back in the day.
[close]

i guess it stems from the way they fit, they're just not comfortable..but i think they look dumb too
[close]

So what am I supposed to do, just wear only shirts and freeze my ass off? Or wear a hoodie to my desk job and continue dressing like a 14 year old boy until I'm 80?
[close]

i realize my sweater argument is dumb but there these other things called jackets that come in all different styles too...although i like the idea of you wearing hoodies for the rest of your life

What? I'm supposed to skate in a jacket that's even less comfy and mobile than a sweater? Actually, I think skating in jackets triggers me. That whole fucking leather jacket/member's only phase. Like ollieing a 5 stair is akin to crashing a motorcycle or something.
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: straight on January 26, 2017, 09:05:59 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
guys that wear sweaters
[close]
Wait, we're just gonna ignore this one?
[close]
I'm backing it, and this is coming from someone who wore some pretty questionable cardigans back in the day.
[close]

i guess it stems from the way they fit, they're just not comfortable..but i think they look dumb too
[close]

So what am I supposed to do, just wear only shirts and freeze my ass off? Or wear a hoodie to my desk job and continue dressing like a 14 year old boy until I'm 80?
[close]

i realize my sweater argument is dumb but there these other things called jackets that come in all different styles too...although i like the idea of you wearing hoodies for the rest of your life
[close]

What? I'm supposed to skate in a jacket that's even less comfy and mobile than a sweater? Actually, I think skating in jackets triggers me. That whole fucking leather jacket/member's only phase. Like ollieing a 5 stair is akin to crashing a motorcycle or something.

your argument was about your shitty desk job before
Title: Re: shit that triggers you
Post by: McBrandt on January 27, 2017, 02:28:57 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
guys that wear sweaters
[close]
Wait, we're just gonna ignore this one?
[close]
I'm backing it, and this is coming from someone who wore some pretty questionable cardigans back in the day.
[close]

i guess it stems from the way they fit, they're just not comfortable..but i think they look dumb too
[close]

So what am I supposed to do, just wear only shirts and freeze my ass off? Or wear a hoodie to my desk job and continue dressing like a 14 year old boy until I'm 80?
[close]

i realize my sweater argument is dumb but there these other things called jackets that come in all different styles too...although i like the idea of you wearing hoodies for the rest of your life
[close]

What? I'm supposed to skate in a jacket that's even less comfy and mobile than a sweater? Actually, I think skating in jackets triggers me. That whole fucking leather jacket/member's only phase. Like ollieing a 5 stair is akin to crashing a motorcycle or something.
[close]

your argument was about your shitty desk job before

....oh, right. Umm, wearing jackets indoors is weird...?