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Title: duane peters has been found
Post by: shark tits on December 03, 2016, 08:30:09 AM
he was under our noses the whole time
http://thehardtimes.net/2016/01/15/couch-at-punk-house-is-actually-duane-peters/ (http://thehardtimes.net/2016/01/15/couch-at-punk-house-is-actually-duane-peters/)
Title: Re: duane peters has been found
Post by: underknowledge on December 03, 2016, 08:37:09 AM
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Title: Re: duane peters has been found
Post by: SodaJerk on December 03, 2016, 10:05:06 AM
Anyone else here really love drilling farts into your couch? I try to drill them so hard they never leave.
Title: Re: duane peters has been found
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on December 03, 2016, 10:35:48 AM
Hahahaha that whole website is so funny
Title: Re: duane peters has been found
Post by: Wizard Fight on December 03, 2016, 11:29:52 AM
I had to gnar you for showing me that website.

Crowd surfer attacked by crowd shark.
Title: Re: duane peters has been found
Post by: Main on December 03, 2016, 08:23:44 PM
Quote from: SodaJerk on December 03, 2016, 10:05:06 AM
Anyone else here really love drilling farts into your couch? I try to drill them so hard they never leave.

I farted into my sweat pants earlier and just got out of the shower and the fart is still embedded into the fibers.
Title: Re: duane peters has been found
Post by: SodaJerk on December 04, 2016, 01:03:25 AM
Quote from: Main on December 03, 2016, 08:23:44 PM
Quote from: SodaJerk on December 03, 2016, 10:05:06 AM
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Anyone else here really love drilling farts into your couch? I try to drill them so hard they never leave.
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I farted into my sweat pants earlier and just got out of the shower and the fart is still embedded into the fibers.
Now imagine unleashing that kinda fart fusion power into your Duane Peters crusty couch. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Title: Re: duane peters has been found
Post by: SFblah on December 04, 2016, 05:40:57 AM
This has been a favorite from there.

http://thehardtimes.net/2015/01/26/crust-punk-house-made-entirely-out-of-patches/ (http://thehardtimes.net/2015/01/26/crust-punk-house-made-entirely-out-of-patches/)
Title: Re: duane peters has been found
Post by: SFblah on December 04, 2016, 05:46:38 AM
Also, these. The straight edge stuff on there is amazing.

http://thehardtimes.net/2015/10/08/straight-edge-friend-total-scumbag-in-every-other-way-possible/ (http://thehardtimes.net/2015/10/08/straight-edge-friend-total-scumbag-in-every-other-way-possible/)

http://thehardtimes.net/2015/05/06/mid-twenties-hardcore-fan-enters-liking-hockey-phase/ (http://thehardtimes.net/2015/05/06/mid-twenties-hardcore-fan-enters-liking-hockey-phase/)
Title: Re: duane peters has been found
Post by: Main on December 04, 2016, 07:01:00 AM
Quote from: SodaJerk on December 04, 2016, 01:03:25 AM
Quote from: Main on December 03, 2016, 08:23:44 PM
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Quote from: SodaJerk on December 03, 2016, 10:05:06 AM
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Anyone else here really love drilling farts into your couch? I try to drill them so hard they never leave.
[close]

I farted into my sweat pants earlier and just got out of the shower and the fart is still embedded into the fibers.
[close]
Now imagine unleashing that kinda fart fusion power into your Duane Peters crusty couch. Satisfaction guaranteed.

This fart I unleashed was unbelievable, but I think if I did it on a Duane Peters couch it wouldn't do much cause that thing probably is filled with legendary smells of shit stains.
Title: Re: duane peters has been found
Post by: Bobby Peru on December 04, 2016, 05:36:07 PM
Glad to hear some of you dig The Hard Times. Here are a couple pieces I've contributed:

http://thehardtimes.net/2015/06/16/grown-man-injured-in-home-sing-along-mishap/ (http://thehardtimes.net/2015/06/16/grown-man-injured-in-home-sing-along-mishap/)

http://thehardtimes.net/2016/04/11/18-xxx-hardcore-show-attracts-unintended-crowd/ (http://thehardtimes.net/2016/04/11/18-xxx-hardcore-show-attracts-unintended-crowd/)
Title: Re: duane peters has been found
Post by: SFblah on December 04, 2016, 06:35:24 PM
Quote from: Bobby Peru on December 04, 2016, 05:36:07 PM
Glad to hear some of you dig The Hard Times. Here are a couple pieces I've contributed:

http://thehardtimes.net/2015/06/16/grown-man-injured-in-home-sing-along-mishap/ (http://thehardtimes.net/2015/06/16/grown-man-injured-in-home-sing-along-mishap/)

http://thehardtimes.net/2016/04/11/18-xxx-hardcore-show-attracts-unintended-crowd/ (http://thehardtimes.net/2016/04/11/18-xxx-hardcore-show-attracts-unintended-crowd/)

Gnar'd! So sick you got some stuff written there.
Title: Re: duane peters has been found
Post by: tortfeasor on December 05, 2016, 07:18:59 AM
just want to pile on how great the hard times is. i read an article on there just about everyday.

hard to pick a favorite but top two that come to mind are

http://thehardtimes.net/2016/09/01/nation-outraged-after-punk-refuses-to-stand-for-pennywises-bro-hymn/ (http://thehardtimes.net/2016/09/01/nation-outraged-after-punk-refuses-to-stand-for-pennywises-bro-hymn/)

http://thehardtimes.net/2015/11/04/hardcore-kid-tried-as-an-adult/ (http://thehardtimes.net/2015/11/04/hardcore-kid-tried-as-an-adult/)
Title: Re: duane peters has been found
Post by: BrunsdOut17 on December 05, 2016, 07:50:50 AM
Quote from: SFblah on December 04, 2016, 05:40:57 AM
This has been a favorite from there.

http://thehardtimes.net/2015/01/26/crust-punk-house-made-entirely-out-of-patches/ (http://thehardtimes.net/2015/01/26/crust-punk-house-made-entirely-out-of-patches/)

“The city and our landlord are freaking out about us not having any load bearing walls. But our house isn’t 100 percent patches; we still have studs in the wall,” Garner said. “English 77 cone studs – we got ’em off Angry Young and Poor.”

Fuck that was so good haha
Title: Re: duane peters has been found
Post by: headtowall on December 05, 2016, 07:51:03 AM
love the hard times